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R. Slicker
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Melbourne, Australia
37 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 2:53AM
Been looking everywhere for a shot of Evan's balls, but can't seem to find a decent one. Has anyone got a good picture? I maintain he has the biggest balls in Porn and want to prove it, so any help would be much appreciated.
BayAreaGuy
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1 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jun 27 2008 : 8:13PM
Click here http://tinyurl.com/55wf4v

That's a blog I created where I posted a couple of my favorite screen grabs of Evan Stone's balls.

It's not so much the size of each of his balls that's impressive, as it is how low his nut sack hangs. I've seen him pull it up with his hands while he fucks a woman particularly hard, so it must be a bit of a nuisence at times...but I agree with you that it's impressive and unbelievably HOT!

Hope he makes videos for years to come!

Derek117
Senior Member

2087 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jun 27 2008 : 10:31PM
Now, here's a unique topic for a non-gay Forum. Talking about a guy's dick or balls is usually only about how big a dick he has. But in Evan's case, you kinda gotta notice that low hanging sac. Which is a problem.

I don't think a low hanging ball sac is considered "healthy" by the medical establishment. I also seem to remember reading somewhere about one of the effects of environmental pollution being elongated ball sacs--which makes me think it's not a good thing. So I'm not a fan of the low-sac look.

Having said that, I totally respect Evan as a performer.

He's a solid stud who can deliver an energetic fuck--without degrading or abusing his partner. So, I enjoy his scenes in spite of the ball sac.

Cuddly Wombat
Senior Member

Just another bare bum in the shiower
3422 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jun 28 2008 : 8:55AM
Two things always come to mind when watching Evan Stone.

Firstly, the old saying that you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear - well, you probably can make a pretty impressive purse out of Evan's ball sack.

Secondly, Nick Nolte talking about having to get a scrotum lift when he got older as he kept accidentally sitting on his balls - ouch!!!! Evan unfortunately probably always gets wet balls whenever he sits on a toilet.

SashaGrey
Member

595 Posts
7/06
Posted - Jun 29 2008 : 12:15AM
I just did a scene with him the other day, and man they are big...wish I could stuff 'em in my holes. But I still have the biggest balls of them all;)

the fuck junkie ♠

skronker
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Scopophiliac
21087 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jun 29 2008 : 1:29AM
I thought Tony Tedeschi had the lowest hanging balls?
veronica jett
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576 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jun 29 2008 : 1:38AM


skronker wrote:
I thought Tony Tedeschi had the lowest hanging balls?

those things are weapons!

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11/99
Posted - Jun 29 2008 : 11:20AM
i love this thread title.
TomChoad
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1084 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 8:16AM
"You got long balls, Evan"
MEAT BALL
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I'm not a scumbag, YOU'RE a scumbag. Also, I am.
74 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 9:31AM


SashaGrey wrote:
I just did a scene with him the other day, and man they are big...wish I could stuff 'em in my holes. But I still have the biggest balls of them all;)

the fuck junkie ♠


Holy shit, Sasha. That was the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Also, this is the third time in the past week I have been in a conversation about Evan Stone's nutsack. Is the universe trying to tell me something?

I AM MEAT BALL

TomChoad
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I Likes Ya
1084 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 10:40AM
Can someone say Testicular Torsion?
christianx
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2345 Posts
9/04
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 1:08PM


Steph wrote:
i love this thread title.

i totally agree, i hope evan reads this thread someday....lol

phatbasey
Senior Member

2631 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 3:34PM


TomChoad wrote:
Can someone say Testicular Torsion?

Had it.... not even close to funny....I think this is now offically the greatest thread ever. Wasn't there a ball thread awhile ago that discussed his balls in great detail. I would laugh my balls off if Evan ever did show up.

TomChoad
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1084 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 3:51PM


phatbasey wrote:


TomChoad wrote:
Can someone say Testicular Torsion?

Had it.... not even close to funny....


Dude...I'm so sorry...it must've hurt like hell...

IWAdult
Senior Member

2747 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 3:59PM
When i see Evan in a scene the balls remind me of two bells swinging back and forth in an old bell tower for some reason.
Largo
Member

25 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 6:17PM
^LOL. Whenever I see a pickup truck going down the highway with it's trailer hitch adorned with those Bulls Balls/Truck Nutz I immediately think of Evan.
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11/99
Posted - Jul 18 2008 : 4:42PM
Evan Stone's Balls (excellent nutsack display)
phatbasey
Senior Member

2631 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jul 18 2008 : 4:52PM
Do his typically hang? I just saw Housewifes of Amber Lane and his balls looked much tighter.

Edited by - phatbasey on 7/18/2008 4:53:45 PM

Adrenalynn
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http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold
585 Posts
2/08
Posted - Jul 20 2008 : 3:54AM
in my personal life i dont care if a penis is 14 inches i LOVE MASSIVE BALLS. and evans yours were great! thanks for breakin me in on my first fmf on film :]

*making it ok for pornstars to have tattoos* www.theoneandolyadrenalynn.com

Algaliarept
Senior Member

6866 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 20 2008 : 4:32AM


SashaGrey wrote:
I just did a scene with him the other day, and man they are big...wish I could stuff 'em in my holes. But I still have the biggest balls of them all;)

the fuck junkie ¢¼


....marry me!...Lol!

Algaliarept
Senior Member

6866 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 20 2008 : 4:35AM
This sounds like a good new curseword or pejorative...picture it.

Man accidentaly hits his hand hard with a hammer and yells "Evan Stone's Balls that hurt!!!"

Kakihara2005
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Celeste
6537 Posts
10/05
Posted - Jul 20 2008 : 10:04AM
This Thread Is Gay !!
Algaliarept
Senior Member

6866 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 20 2008 : 11:43PM
"...By Evan Stone's Balls we will annex Poland!!"
gainsbarre
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You can be crazy or ugly, but not both.
500 Posts
6/04
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 12:27AM
One, two, three, everybody sing!

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Algaliarept
Senior Member

6866 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 12:30AM
^^^
Funny stuff...

Evan Stone is one of the funniest porn actors, in BTS and whatnot he seems like a genuinely cool guy. I bet he would love the turn this thread has gone.

matchmaker
Senior Member

113810 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 12:34AM
A thread dedicated to his balls? At this rate, his balls should make the AVN Porn Hall Of Fame one day.
nazgul82
Member

One Ring to rule them All !
230 Posts
8/07
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 5:24AM
Evan was superb in Pirates. He realy makes me laught !
juha
Senior Member

4522 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 6:55AM


phatbasey wrote:
Do his typically hang? I just saw Housewifes of Amber Lane and his balls looked much tighter.


I remember reading he had plastic surgery to get his balls a more usual look.

Algaliarept
Senior Member

6866 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 7:29AM


juha wrote:


phatbasey wrote:
Do his typically hang? I just saw Housewifes of Amber Lane and his balls looked much tighter.


I remember reading he had plastic surgery to get his balls a more usual look.



On a related topic, have you seen John Strong's balls? Its almost like he has no sack, just a cock eminating from his torso, yet streams of cum still shoot forth from somewhere. Interesting

juha
Senior Member

4522 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 9:04AM


Algaliarept wrote:


juha wrote:


phatbasey wrote:
Do his typically hang? I just saw Housewifes of Amber Lane and his balls looked much tighter.


I remember reading he had plastic surgery to get his balls a more usual look.


On a related topic, have you seen John Strong's balls? Its almost like he has no sack, just a cock eminating from his torso, yet streams of cum still shoot forth from somewhere. Interesting


Don't remember.
Actually I'm much more interested in boobs and pussies than cocks and balls.

Edited by - juha on 7/21/2008 9:06:47 AM

Algaliarept
Senior Member

6866 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 10:21PM
^^^Indeed, but this is a "balls" thread
TomChoad
Senior Member

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1084 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jul 22 2008 : 9:08AM
Evan tends to turn red when he's ...um, agitated. Does his nutsack change color too?
brighter-discontent
Member

367 Posts
1/08
Posted - Aug 22 2008 : 4:19PM
I got to grab Evans Balls Yesterday the Erotica (new zealands adult video convention) and i told him about this thread, he said he hadnt read but he did say his low balls are more of an inconvenience because there are certain positions he cant do because they get in the way of the pussy when he does them, like dogie style for instance, and when he does a DP he always has to be the guy on the bottom.
Spoonbender
Member

385 Posts
1/06
Posted - Aug 22 2008 : 5:18PM
He should change his name to Evan Stones
Kelli
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www.HocusPocusXXX.com
247 Posts
8/08
Posted - Aug 22 2008 : 7:02PM
He does have some rather large balls. I have another photo of them at
www.kelli.net/evan-stone.php


Edited by - Kelli on 8/22/2008 7:03:40 PM

mharris127
Senior Member

3507 Posts
8/09
Posted - Aug 28 2009 : 11:02PM
(Quote from Algalirept: On a related topic, have you seen John Strong's balls? Its almost like he has no sack, just a cock emanating from his torso, yet streams of cum still shoot forth from somewhere.)

Actually people don't need balls to ejaculate. Hermaphrodite girls ejaculate just like anyone else with a dick even though they don't have balls (and she can probably literally fuck herself). I have a DVD that proves this, but it is likely out of print by now.

KimberlyKanexOx
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kanearmy.com
290 Posts
10/08
Posted - Aug 29 2009 : 5:12AM


Steph wrote:
Evan Stone's Balls (excellent nutsack display)



Goddamn, That picture really captures their essence. His set of twig & berries were not ment for a human. They're more suited for a baby stallion or something of that nature.

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ohbenice
Member

93 Posts
8/09
Posted - Sep 1 2009 : 8:35AM
Maxx Back had huge hanging balls, bigger than Evan and Tony i think!
Love x
Jaktarn
Senior Member

5252 Posts
5/05
Posted - Sep 1 2009 : 9:15AM
This is a great thread by all means very funny!



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