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jake malone
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 03:00:33 PM
WHOLE CONTINENTS, (Australia), some really big countries, (Canada), and some big distributers in the U.S. have refused to sell "Fuck Slaves" because they say it's too rough! Both Canada and Australia said their censor boards edited it down to what would be acceptable and they ended up making a three hour movie a thirty minute movie!? So, because you may not be able to get this movie from your usual vendor, I decided to have a contest and give a few copies away free. Let's not let "The Man" keep us from having fun! When I shot "Sex Slaves" for Elegant Angel back in 2003, a similar thing happened, but that movie ended up selling really well, it just took longer to find it's way into the marketplace because some vendors were scared to sell it. "Fuck Slaves" doesn't have anything in it that's even close to being illegal, it's just adventurous young adults doing it the way they like to do it. It's edgy and sometimes gets pretty rough but it's all in fun. No farm animals were hurt during this production! It's just that the current administration has effectively "terrorized" people into cowering in the corner, wringing their hands and wondering, "what if...". So...because you might not be able to find "Fuck Slaves" at your usual vendor, I am going to have a little trivia contest and whoever gets the right answer first will get a free copy of "Fuck Slaves" sent to your home in a plain brown wrapper. I'm not sure if this is the correct forum to do this, but here goes; What is the last line of dialogue in the movie "Chinatown"? If this works, I'll make it an ongoing thing because I like trivia,( films, music and porn) and everyone likes free porn, right? (Trailer at evilangel.com) Topic Moved by - Steph on Oct 10 2006
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Eric381
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 03:03:11 PM
Proven genius I tell you!!!

(No, that's not the answer...just a comment )


Edited by - Steph on 10/10/2006 3:55:33 PM

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skronker
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 03:05:21 PM
Wow ... maybe if you made Sasha drink a LOW-FAT milk enema out of Sandra's ass, instead of that cholesterol-laden regular stuff, you wouldn't have this kind of trouble?
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phatbasey
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 03:10:58 PM
"Forget it, Jake, its Chinatown."
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jake malone
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693 Posts
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 03:19:47 PM
phatbasey!!...da winna!!!

Probably my all-time favorite movie.

I was going to use Jake Gittes as my porn name but I felt Gittes didn't "read" well so I went with Malone.

Excellent!

Please send your mailing address to jake@evilangel.com and I will have my asian sex slave crawl to the post office with your copy of "Fuck Slaves" held in her teeth, immediately!

Let's do it again!

What's the only song that the Beatles ever recorded on which no Beatle played an instument?

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MASAMUNE
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 03:58:26 PM
I saw this movie and there's nothing rougher here than your average gonzo. i think the real issue is that the title, "Fuck Slaves", and "slaves" specifically probably draws some unneeded attention to it. O well
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bono-ONE
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 03:58:51 PM
All You Need is Love
by: The Beatles

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love

There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy

There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made
No one you can save that can’t be saved
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It’s easy

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love
All you need is love, all you need is love
All you need is love, love, love is all you need

There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be
It’s easy

All you need is love, all you need is love
All you need is love, love, love is all you need
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need

I know that's not the answer, actually not sure what is but it's one of my favorites! Rock on Jake and don't let the MAN get you down!

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Asmodeus
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 04:07:04 PM
"Revolution #9" - The Beatles (1968)
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jake malone
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693 Posts
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 04:32:22 PM
masamune, interesting observation, that's the same thing John Stagliano said, it's probably the word Slaves in the title.


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Bob
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Los Angeles
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 04:40:33 PM
Jake --

Based on the distributors' reactions, are you contemplating a title change for this series?

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Bob
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Los Angeles
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 04:41:26 PM
BTW, do you know if "Sex Slaves" has sparked the same response?
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Last Action Negro
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New Joisey
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 04:42:31 PM
eleanor rigby?
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bono-ONE
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 04:58:08 PM
Perhaps a Christmas song for the holidays they sang acapella-- spelled wrong I'm sure!
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kh
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 05:05:19 PM
Because
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JustAnotherDude
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 05:07:21 PM


What's the only song that the Beatles ever recorded on which no Beatle played an instument?

The voice is an instrument, so none!

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jake malone
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693 Posts
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 05:21:36 PM
Bob, yes, I think a change in title is in order for coming releases of this type, and I don't know if the same fate befell Sex Slaves. It's an interesting question though.
Because I didn't own my titles at RLD, I knew less about the actual ins ansd outs of specific sales. No one ever mentioned a problem with it.

Last Action Negro!!! Da Winna!!!

Please send home address to jake@evilangel.com

My asian sex slave is going to have bloody knees!
Serves her right, the little fuck-pig.

Thanks for playing!


Justanotherdude, you're bustin' my balls here!

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skronker
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 05:44:27 PM
If Fuck Slaves is outlawed, only outlaws will be Fuck Slaves
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jake malone
Member

693 Posts
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 05:46:46 PM
Hey, we're on a roll here!

How 'bout this;

The name of the girl who gets fucked in a gym/work out room, in the John Stagliano/Evil Angel release "Face Dance".

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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 05:51:03 PM
Darla Derriere?
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Bob
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Los Angeles
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 05:52:26 PM
Nah, I think that was "Buttman's Ultimate Workout".
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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 05:54:10 PM
and Bruce Seven's "Where the Girls Sweat".
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jake malone
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:00:23 PM
ALL the girls got fucked in the gym in those movies.
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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:01:04 PM
"Face Dance Obsession" ?

Daniella Rush?
Renatta Rey?
Lea DeMae?
Monica Sweetheart?

(Shotgun approach -- I'm feeling desperate. )

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Edited by - bob on 10/10/2006 6:06:43 PM

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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:04:03 PM

jake malone wrote:

ALL the girls got fucked in the gym in those movies.


Yeah, but Darla was supposedly a "civilian" aerobics instructor.
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Bob
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Los Angeles
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:04:52 PM
Looks like Daniella from the back of the boxcover, but it's hard to tell for sure.
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kukm4
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so-cal
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9/04
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:09:16 PM
Tiffany Million
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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:09:19 PM
"Face Dance (I)" -- Tiffany Million.
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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:10:21 PM
Cripes!!!!!!!!! Lost by 3 fucking seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jake malone
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:12:50 PM
Face Dance Obsession was the sequel.

I'm talking about the original Face Dance.

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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:13:56 PM
Yeah, I tumbled to that too late.

Props for kukm4.

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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:17:19 PM
Some days, the intense desire for free porn leads to careless and tragic mistakes.
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jake malone
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:19:05 PM
O.K wait...I fucked up. In the excitement I mistakenly read Bob as the winner when it was actually kukm4, with Bob 2nd by three seconds.
For the spirit of your participation Bob, I'll send you one too.

kukm4, send your address!

Thanks for playing!!

Weird, I had posted a congrats to Bob that didn't post.
Anyway, Bob, send your address
jake@evilangel.com

Edited by - jake malone on 10/10/2006 6:22:38 PM

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kukm4
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so-cal
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:21:06 PM
Yeah, normaly I would have double,tripled check to make sure I spelled everything right. but this time I decided to just write it and press Reply as soon as I could and Hope I got it right. Good thing too or you (Bob) would have def. beaten me to it.
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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:23:40 PM
Jake -- you're a prince!

("Fuck Slaves" was on my must-buy-soon list, so I'm psyched.)

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TonyC
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:23:47 PM


Bob wrote:
Some days, the intense desire for free porn leads to careless and tragic mistakes.

There is no porn sweeter than free porn.

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Bob
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:27:31 PM

jake malone wrote:

Weird, I had posted a congrats to Bob that didn't post.


Yet another startling proof that there is a God. He/she's definitely keeping an eye on me and my fuck-ups.


Anyway, Bob, send your address.
On the way, Jake. Thanks again!
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Harri Patel
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clean living and vitamin pills
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 06:57:50 PM


jake malone wrote:
Bob, yes, I think a change in title is in order for coming releases of this type, and I don't know if the same fate befell Sex Slaves.

If The Man doesn't like Sex Slaves or Fuck Slaves, try Sex Fuck.

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bono-ONE
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 07:12:44 PM
You could use Fuck Junkie's but then you'd have to shoot Sasha Grey in every installment-- now that wouldn't be so bad now would it!!
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Bob
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Los Angeles
12357 Posts
3/03
Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 07:21:56 PM
"Submissive Little Fucks"
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threesomebody
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 07:32:42 PM
I always log on to this board way too late. Fuck. I could have answered that Chinatown question in .3 seconds.

Then again, I don't need a free copy of Fuck Slaves because I already ordered one. I know damn, good, and well that Jake made this movie specifically for me, and that it will be my favorite of all time. Well, next to Chinatown of course.

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Last Action Negro
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New Joisey
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 07:47:12 PM
Last Action Negro won? That bastard! Hey that's me! That's great!!
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axlsfury
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 07:58:54 PM
Hey Jake,

I am one of those in Canada who can't get your release as the distributors won't carry it. I'm a huge fan. Don't know what kind of trivia you could offer up for a chance to win your title, but I'd be game.

I could tell you how many cubes of sugar are in a can of coke.........always a good conversational piece.


Can you help a poor Canadian brother out?


Axl

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jake malone
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 08:03:06 PM


threesomebody wrote:
Jake made this movie specifically for me, and it will be my favorite of all time.

I did, I did!!...I made it for you and you alone my little cuntprincess.

And I do hope you jerk yourself off frantically while wishfully imagining yourself in the role of Adriana Nicole, as my submissive-slut wife who gets turned over to Manuel for the kind of treatment she so desperately needs.


As the end- credits role, Adriana talks, (before we shot the scene) about her quest for the kind of sexual intensity that brings her to tears, and her hope that her scene that day will be that kind of scene.

She cried....but in such a romantic way...it will warm your black little heart 3sb.

Please decide which of these scenes you would like to re-enact with me when we meet in Vegas!

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jake malone
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 08:12:43 PM
axlsfury,
You gotta get out more, see more mainstream films, listen to more music.

I doubt if the customs people would let it in anyway, even if you did win.

I thought Canada was liberal, enlightened, progressive.

Apparently not.

Do you have a bunch of evangelical christians up there?

Can you get Sex Slaves- PlatinumX up there?

Just curious.

There will be more contests....stay tuned.

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axlsfury
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 08:31:24 PM
Can get Sex Slaves but not Fuck Slaves. Go figure!


I thought Canada was pretty relaxed too. Crazy ass Canuckleheads.

I got one for you Jake.

What Clint Eastwood movie did the members of Guns N Roses star in?

There are 13 cubes of sugar in a can of coke.

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Twizted6
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 08:45:11 PM
Thank God I already have this title & I love it!

In light of recent events, maybe you should rename the series "Fucked". I will want a free DVD if you use this.

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Faceblaster
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 09:00:56 PM
More contests please. I want one of these.
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SashaGrey
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 09:13:33 PM
I was waiting for you to post something about this Jake! For my part I feel proud of the work i did and i think it's completely silly to say it's to rough, i just wish that the "man " would stop stepp'n on my nut sack when quality rough edge porn is being put out and spend more time trying to end this dumb ass war which is in my humble petite opinion obscene.
ps

Jake can you please have someone flush my head in the toilette next time


the fuck junkie

Edited by - SashaGrey on 10/10/2006 9:16:41 PM

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bigfoot
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 09:26:04 PM


jake malone wrote:
phatbasey!!...da winna!!!

Probably my all-time favorite movie.

I was going to use Jake Gittes as my porn name but I felt Gittes didn't "read" well so I went with Malone.

Excellent!

Please send your mailing address to jake@evilangel.com and I will have my asian sex slave crawl to the post office with your copy of "Fuck Slaves" held in her teeth, immediately!

Let's do it again!

What's the only song that the Beatles ever recorded on which no Beatle played an instument?


Not to complain or anything, but the actual last line of dialogue in the movie "Chinatown" is spoken by Escobar when he says "Just get him the hell out of here!"

The last direction in the screenplay is:
Duffy bear hugs the protesting Gittes, along with Walsh, literally dragging him away from the scene, with Gittes trying to shake free. Through the crowd noises, Walsh can
be heard saying, "Forget it, Jake -- it's Chinatown."

However, that is not officially listed as a line of Dialogue - background noise intended to be heard, yes - but credited dialouge - no. I realize this is a technicality, but, Jake, what'ya say?

If you want clarification, go to http://members.aol.com/rwsmittjr/scripts/chinatown.txt


Bigfoot


Edited by - bigfoot on 10/10/2006 9:28:17 PM

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jake malone
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693 Posts
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 09:29:46 PM


SashaGrey wrote:
i just wish that the "man " would stop stepp'n on my nut sack

I LOVE when you talk dirty like that!



Jake can you please have someone flush my head in the toilette next time
the fuck junkie

I wanna do it!...I wanna do it!!!
But in a really filthy public bathroom!


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jake malone
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Posted - Oct 10 2006 : 09:35:03 PM
Bigfoot,
That IS a technicality!

You're reading the screenplay.

I'm watching /listening to, the MOVIE.

I think it would be unfair to expect people to have access to the actual script, don't you?

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