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ICEFLOE5948
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307 Posts
12/02
Posted - Oct 24 2003 : 2:50PM
I remember bursting in laughter so many times in a porn movie but I have trouble remembering what was said that cause the said burst. I have one quote that popped into my mind while reading the 'Funniest movie Quotes' thread though. It is the following... After blasting his load on a pretty face, "It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it!" --Rodney Moore There are so many funny quote from porn films. Write some if you can remember some.
astroknight
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
12349 Posts
11/99
Posted - Oct 24 2003 : 3:56PM
Space Nuts is full of them, but I think my favorite is "Koi fish go like this... Can you do that?".
PL
Senior Member

God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer
3389 Posts
10/03
Posted - Oct 24 2003 : 8:47PM
In Hayseed when Chole says:
"Them bunnies be fuckin'!"
Sanders
Senior Member

1134 Posts
9/03
Posted - Oct 25 2003 : 6:44PM
If there's one thing I like more than Chinise Food, it's Chinise Women"- Lex Steele- Balls Deep 3
Mythsong
Member

695 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 26 2003 : 12:03AM
ultradamno
Moderator

Holiest of guacamole!
107210 Posts
2/00
Posted - Jan 7 2007 : 9:38AM
"Mom, ever blown a dead guy?"
-Gangbang Girl #28
Fergus
Member

Oh yeah... boot me, baby
550 Posts
12/06
Posted - Jan 7 2007 : 10:24AM
There's some classic hilarious porn dialogue in Private's "Anal Clinic", from the late 90s. Two girls, Daniella and Brigitte, have decided to go to a sex clinic to learn how to enjoy themselves. They drive off and get lost somewhere in mid-Europe. They stop the car next to a bloke with a classic porn mustache and a problem pronouncing the letter 'v' -

Daniella: "Excuse me, do you know where Madelaine Dupont's sex clinic is? It should be somewhere around here."
Bloke: "No problem, I know it wery well. I work there. I'm a wolunteer!"
Brigitte: "What do you mean 'wolunteer'?"
Bloke: "I wolunteer to give horny women pleasure!"
Daniella: "Well you'd better get in then and show us how good you are."

Scene ensues...

Happens every day in Antwerp, honest.

Fergus

RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Dookie?
28480 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 7 2007 : 3:24PM
I remember really cracking up during one Rocco flick. I can't remember what it was called (Maybe someone does?).

Rocco was playing around with this really hot chick on like a balcony or a deck or something before the fucking started and he'd asked her if she liked "hard or soft" (Referring to sex, I guess). "Only soft", she replied. "Only soft?" says Rocco. "Only soft" She repeats.

Rocco spreads her ass wide with both hands, causing her asshole to gape. He stands there and looks for a minute or two and says.

"Now you say that you like only soft. If that's true then tell me.....why is your ass so big?"

Rocco cracks me up!

the unknown pervert
Senior Member

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
17101 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jan 7 2007 : 8:28PM
Lesley Zen to Randy Spears in Hercules- Did you eat leaded paint when you were a kid?

not sure who the actress is speaking to Kyle Stone in Space Nuts- Fuck me you one-eyed bastard

ultradamno
Moderator

Holiest of guacamole!
107210 Posts
2/00
Posted - Dec 8 2010 : 1:42AM
"You wanted a dildo. Now you have to pay the price. Bring me one of your daughters, or else!"
-Beauty & The Geezer

Edited by - ultradamno on 12/8/2010 1:42:33 AM

Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
17875 Posts
10/02
Posted - Dec 12 2010 : 4:00PM
Victor Clooney: We've been together 12 years.
Celia Clooney: 12 years - as long as that!
Victor Clooney: Well maybe they weren't great years but there were good weeks here and there.

Buddy Buddy




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