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tutulu
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Posted - May 30 2006 : 11:47:09 PM
Why do so many male performers have funny looking dicks either bent, curved, drooping never hard dicks? Is more prevalent in the general population as we see in porn? Jake Steed - Curved sideways Jack Napier - Drooping, never hard Mr Biggs - Curved sideways, twisted Mr marcus - bent upwards, never fully hard Marc Duato - Curved upwards Julian St Jox - curved sideways 18 inch - drooping, never hard Wesley Pipes - curved upwards, large scrotum Darren James - curved upwards, twisted Byron long - never fully hard Shane Diesel - drooping, Never fully hard, Bit curved sideways Joachim Kessef - Curved sideways Mark Anthony - !/3 of wood from tip is abnormally looking like it was injured or pumped, resembles pressing toothpaste from an almost empty toothpaste tube. Normal dicks - mandingo, lex, Jules Jordan, Slayer and brian pumper. all straight, hard and forward looking.
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Hardware
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Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:23:19 AM
Can't help you, I've been watching the women.
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fiend77
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Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:39:56 AM


tutulu wrote:
Why do so many male performers have funny looking dicks either bent, curved, drooping never hard dicks?

Is more prevalent in the general population as we see in porn?

Jake Steed - Curved sideways

Jack Napier - Drooping, never hard

Mr Biggs - Curved sideways, twisted

Mr marcus - bent upwards, never fully hard

Marc Duato - Curved upwards

Julian St Jox - curved sideways

18 inch - drooping, never hard

Wesley Pipes - curved upwards, large scrotum

Darren James - curved upwards, twisted

Byron long - never fully hard

Shane Diesel - drooping, Never fully hard, Bit curved sideways

Joachim Kessef - Curved sideways

Mark Anthony - !/3 of wood from tip is abnormally looking like it was injured or pumped, resembles pressing toothpaste from an almost empty toothpaste tube.

Normal dicks - mandingo, lex, Jules Jordan, Slayer and brian pumper. all straight, hard and forward looking.


WTF?
Are you a girl, or homo?

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Drop a load
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Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:47:18 AM
only took an 50 minutes for someone to ask that question

Edited by - drop a load on 5/31/2006 12:48:41 AM

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Hardware
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Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:48:55 AM
Knock it off guys. I'm really tired of the stupid "homo" attacks.
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Isabel
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Posted - May 31 2006 : 01:02:56 AM
Who cares what the dick looks like if it feels good???? I love dicks with a curve, espesially if they get really hard... my boyf.'s dick curves and it always makes me cum... other dicks in the list who feel goood, are, Marco Duato's, Byron Long's, Shane Diesel's and I just came 3 times with Jack Napier the other day... some of the dicks I haven't tried...

I don't think its abnormal to have a curve...

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LCF
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Posted - May 31 2006 : 01:05:39 AM


fiend77 wrote:


tutulu wrote:
Why do so many male performers have funny looking dicks either bent, curved, drooping never hard dicks?

Is more prevalent in the general population as we see in porn?

Jake Steed - Curved sideways

Jack Napier - Drooping, never hard

Mr Biggs - Curved sideways, twisted

Mr marcus - bent upwards, never fully hard

Marc Duato - Curved upwards

Julian St Jox - curved sideways

18 inch - drooping, never hard

Wesley Pipes - curved upwards, large scrotum

Darren James - curved upwards, twisted

Byron long - never fully hard

Shane Diesel - drooping, Never fully hard, Bit curved sideways

Joachim Kessef - Curved sideways

Mark Anthony - !/3 of wood from tip is abnormally looking like it was injured or pumped, resembles pressing toothpaste from an almost empty toothpaste tube.

Normal dicks - mandingo, lex, Jules Jordan, Slayer and brian pumper. all straight, hard and forward looking.


WTF?
Are you a girl, or homo?


If I may and you don't mind I have to say that he (or she) is a brand new member with 4 posts only and this is the second time he has been answered like this and even worse , if we continue like this he could escape from here , for what I saw so far this board has never showed any lack of ospitality or better I can't recall any, this is the first time.
I know that no offense was intended but that's me and I know this board since years , I believe it's not the case of our new member.

To answer to tutulu like hardware I don't pay much attention
on performers dicks but , with the exception of Jules Jordan, all the performers you've mentioned are black , are you particulary interested on the shape of black dicks ?


Anyway welcome aboard tutulu

Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 5/31/2006 5:29:21 AM

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tutulu
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Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:47:50 PM
It doesn't take a genius to notice this if you watch only one porn production. Most if not all of the male performers in it will be on my list.
I can't watch any of them with my BF cos it kills any libido I have while my man's libido up.
My BFs so far are 'normal' thats why I am curious to know if I have been lucky to have 'abnormal' ones and those in the industry are the norm.

Any way thanks Laurie

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LCF
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Posted - May 31 2006 : 02:28:15 PM
Well when we say we didn't noticed those dicks we mean that our attention was focused on the girls , yes I can see a dick is big and even with an unusual shape but if you ask me what was that shape I discover I can't recall with the exception of their lenght , lack of attention I guess .

Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 5/31/2006 2:29:32 PM

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payday
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Posted - Jun 1 2006 : 08:02:46 AM


tutulu wrote:
It doesn't take a genius to notice this if you watch only one porn production. Most if not all of the male performers in it will be on my list.
I can't watch any of them with my BF cos it kills any libido I have while my man's libido up.
My BFs so far are 'normal' thats why I am curious to know if I have been lucky to have 'abnormal' ones and those in the industry are the norm.

Any way thanks Laurie


Well, some people are tall, some have blue eyes, and some have bent dicks. That's just a reality hun..

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Twiki
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Posted - Jun 1 2006 : 09:28:23 AM


tutulu wrote:

Normal dicks - mandingo, lex, Jules Jordan, Slayer and brian pumper. all straight, hard and forward looking.


All of these men show the signs of genital mutilation. On a world scale this is certainly not normal.

Edited by - Twiki on 6/1/2006 9:28:59 AM

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IWAdult
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Posted - Jun 2 2006 : 09:49:29 PM
i could be wrong, but i am pretty sure it is MORE common for a guy to have a curved or bent dick then a perfectly straight one. Maybe the bigger they are the more they curve who knows? As long as they are in working order and it makes the scene worth while.So Be It
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The The
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Posted - Jun 5 2006 : 04:32:58 PM
This is totally off topic, but I saw the name Joachim Kessef. And having watched quite a few Sineplex DVDs, the one thing I have noticed in all of his scenes, is that the guy is the ashiest motherfucker I have ever seen on film. It is distracting. He is ashy from head to toe. And whenever you see his face, he's got dry, cracked lips too.

In Sineplex films you see these unbelievably beautiful girls and then there's this guy, who looks like he was rolling around in flour before the scene. Has the guy never met a bottle of lotion?

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palominorn
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Posted - Jun 5 2006 : 04:51:54 PM
AS PER MY AVATAR - "I don't have much of an appetite, thank you."
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dibbo69
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Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 06:08:39 AM
Anybody here ever hear of a guy named Bob Lowe? This guy definately has an odd cock and my wife and I have been wondering what his deal is? It is so thick the shaft is thicker than the head. We just want to know his story if anyone does, we will listen.
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ma meeshka
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Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 06:44:45 AM


IWAdult wrote:
i could be wrong, but i am pretty sure it is MORE common for a guy to have a curved or bent dick then a perfectly straight one. Maybe the bigger they are the more they curve who knows? As long as they are in working order and it makes the scene worth while.So Be It

i'm no doctor, but, from memory, NO DICK is perfectly straight. it's just that some curves are more pronounced. it's a genetic anomaly. deal with it.

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john thomas
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Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 07:08:10 AM
I'm surprised tutulu never mentioned Christoph Clark. He would be my top example of a curvy-cocked performer. And, pace IWAdult, he is fairly averagely sized too.
It is inspiring to me that someone who isn't exceptionally large in the dick department nor exceptionally straight or exceptionally hard or exceptionally shapely should be able to have the hugely successful porn career that he has had.

Edited by - john thomas on 9/3/2006 7:08:39 AM

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ma meeshka
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Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 07:09:41 AM
ditto max hardcore
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pinc_noiz
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Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 07:13:57 AM


The The wrote:
This is totally off topic, but I saw the name Joachim Kessef. And having watched quite a few Sineplex DVDs, the one thing I have noticed in all of his scenes, is that the guy is the ashiest motherfucker I have ever seen on film. It is distracting. He is ashy from head to toe. And whenever you see his face, he's got dry, cracked lips too.

In Sineplex films you see these unbelievably beautiful girls and then there's this guy, who looks like he was rolling around in flour before the scene. Has the guy never met a bottle of lotion?


Never noticed beautiful girls often 'pick' less beautiful friends? They look even better that way ... So maybe Joachim is only 'less beautiful' when surrounded by pure beauties!

Luckily nobody is perfect, and all are unique. When this disturbs you, I advise to not view at all, or FFWD the necessary scenes. Sell all mirrors and stay home alone.

p_n

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tutulu
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Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 10:23:56 PM
i'm no doctor, but, from memory, NO DICK is perfectly straight. it's just that some curves are more pronounced. it's a genetic anomaly. deal with it.

ABSOLUTELY INCORRECT.
My BF's dick is perfectly straight. Mandingo or Lex is PERFECTLY straight.
Maybe My bf and these people for example are in the minority but that statement is certainly FALSE.
maybe it makes you people feel ok. If that is it I cannot begrug anybody.

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tutulu
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Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 10:45:23 PM
Lee Stone - bent downwards, almost curved at 90 degreesm angle. What is his wood looking at the floor?
Shane - gel like, drooping
Nathan threat - looks upwards
Domineko - Curving sideways OUCHH, it must be painful f'ing this dick
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absynth
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 01:15:48 AM
heh..

I kinda laughed when Mandingo's dick was called normal..

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absynth
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 01:22:04 AM
My guess is that some of the male talents with the more extreme curvature may suffer from Peyronie's disease.

Here's an informative link:

http://www.ayurvediccure.com/penis_curvature.htm

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AlexPanzer
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 03:35:20 AM
My dick has like big vein or something in it with kinda of like an "O" shapped part in it. Kinda of like a straw with a cheerio in it.
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ma meeshka
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 03:53:09 AM


tutulu wrote:
i'm no doctor, but, from memory, NO DICK is perfectly straight. it's just that some curves are more pronounced. it's a genetic anomaly. deal with it.

ABSOLUTELY INCORRECT.
My BF's dick is perfectly straight. Mandingo or Lex is PERFECTLY straight.
Maybe My bf and these people for example are in the minority but that statement is certainly FALSE.
maybe it makes you people feel ok. If that is it I cannot begrug anybody.


perfection is an ideal. it's not quantifiable in reality.

you should get a spirit level and check it out.

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scipio
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 08:34:30 AM
additionally, humans are not perfectly symmetrical.
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tutulu
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 11:13:45 AM
I was watching 'Talk Sex with Sue' and the Doc that came on said that the disease occurs in about 36% of the population. Dont't if it is worldwide population, American or Canadian population.
With that statistic, I wonder why 95% on porn actors seem to have this disease in 1 degree or the other.

Any one knows why?
Is this the only they can get sex with their disease?

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tutulu
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 11:17:56 AM
But you people hold the women pornstars to perfection.
You want them to take DPs, deepthroat, no stretch marks,she must be pretty etc.
Why the double standard when it comes to awkward looking dicks these people work with.
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Drew Black
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 11:40:32 AM
Have these guy's dicks always been curvy or is it something they have 'aquired' over the years of having sex for a living? I bet there have been plenty of instances where guys have bent/damaged their dicks on set.

I know that in the pre-Viagra/Cialis days it was more important that a guy be able to keep his dick hard and deliver a money shot in a room full of strangers than it was for him to have a striaght (or huge) cock. Maybe that will change someday since dick drugs are expanding the available talent pool. Most guys fantasize that being a porn star would be the ideal profession when the reality is that 99.9% of them couldn't do the job.

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pinc_noiz
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 11:51:44 AM
I wonder the Doc on 'Talk Sex with Sue' was talking about the kind of diseases resulting in 'funny looking dicks' ...

Double standard? As I wrote earlier: luckily nobody is perfect, and all are unique. Men and woman alike. Yes, I like watching beautiful woman, as I do watching beautiful men. And to me, there's no need to buy manufactured body-parts to tweak the body into (fantasised) perfection.

Keep the body as-is, imperfect, unique.

p_n

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willywilly
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 12:31:44 PM


pinc_noiz wrote:

- luckily nobody is perfect,


Speak for yourself.

I'm not even conceited either. Obviously, that would be a fault, and - you guessed it - I'm perfect.

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pinc_noiz
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 12:38:45 PM


willywilly wrote:
I'm perfect.

Not even a bit bent, curved, drooping or *cough*'never hard dick'*cough*?

p_n

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Hardware
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 12:56:32 PM


tutulu wrote:
But you people hold the women pornstars to perfection.
You want them to take DPs, deepthroat, no stretch marks,she must be pretty etc.

Look at all the arguments and polls over who's the best looking pornstar. Sure, men like women to look pretty but the idea that there's a universal standard for pretty is just marketing BS from the fashion industry.

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MFD
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 01:32:28 PM
What really bothers me is seeing unhealthy looking dick. Seymore Butts looked normal at first but now it looks like his cock has been run over serveral times by Carey Hart with fresh BMX tires. I don't know if he can apply a cream to his cock to make it all one color again.

That boyfriend of Bonita Saint's, his cock looks like a PEZ dispenser.

Felecia's boyfriend has a weird growth connecting the shaft to the head, if I recall correctly.

Just disturbing.

I've also seen some still with Jassie where she's got cock with tiny warts/sores going in her mouth.

Funny curved cock is no big deal. I really don't think porn dick is evoluntionarily design to endure some of the things we take for granted as commonplace.

Edited by - MFD on 9/4/2006 1:33:50 PM

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absynth
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 03:07:28 PM
Some cocks in porn look like they've been treated with a cryo gun one too many times... Probably because they have.
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pinc_noiz
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 03:44:56 PM
scuze, but what's a cryo gun?
thanks

p_n

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AlexPanzer
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 03:56:54 PM


pinc_noiz wrote:
scuze, but what's a cryo gun?
thanks

p_n


Gun that shoots ice or frost.

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Twiki
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 04:25:32 PM


tutulu wrote:

My BF's dick is perfectly straight.


I understand your BF has the savage scars of male genital mutilation.

Why does a perfectionist like you put up with something sickening like this?

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kirby
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Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 04:30:19 PM
I don't mind a curved dick, just as long as it's not too curved and fits in my pussy then I'm happy.
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alfan
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Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 12:31:30 AM
Lee Stone, this guy has a piece that even when you are not paying attention to the guy, you will notice that it looks like it is bent sometimes. Weird, almost looks like it will break, its so crooked.

I only notice this guys tool, cause its odd. The rest of the time I could care less....more eyes on the babes.

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imak
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Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 01:29:17 AM
i see a lot of dicks, for the most part I think porn dicks represent the general population in funny lookingness.
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AlexPanzer
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Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 02:50:00 AM


Kami wrote:
i see a lot of dicks, for the most part I think porn dicks represent the general population in funny lookingness.

Kami, whats the funniest dick that you saw? Did it had any Frosted Flakes or Cinammon Apple Jacks in it?

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pinc_noiz
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Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 06:25:07 AM


AlexPanzer wrote:


pinc_noiz wrote:
scuze, but what's a cryo gun?
thanks

p_n


Gun that shoots ice or frost.


thanks
they shoot ice/frost on their dicks? to cool down?

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AlexPanzer
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Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 06:50:28 AM


pinc_noiz wrote:


AlexPanzer wrote:


pinc_noiz wrote:
scuze, but what's a cryo gun?
thanks

p_n


Gun that shoots ice or frost.



I dont think so, I think that guns are used to shoot dicks.

thanks
they shoot ice/frost on their dicks? to cool down?


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absynth
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Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 08:59:40 AM

they shoot ice/frost on their dicks? to cool down?

My bad, I should have explained. Cryo guns (liquid nitrogen guns)are used to treat genital warts.

So if you see spots that almost look like burns or scarring on a male talent's peice, that could very well be the cause.

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pinc_noiz
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Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 09:03:45 AM
thanks for explaining / sorry for derailing

p_n

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Pornmaster Mike
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Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 09:36:51 AM
i think curved dicks are pretty common...

and the ones that droop is probably because they are just big - they require more blood flow to that area - and are just heavy thick pieces of meat - gravity kicks in...

its a challenge i live with every day

- Mike

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imak
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need a hand with that?
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Alberto Rey
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Hardware wrote:
Can't help you, I've been watching the women.


Hahahahahaha!!
Excellent !!!
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rimmemartin
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Posted - Sep 6 2006 : 01:07:03 PM
Lee Stone hasn't popped up in this convesation yet, he has a huge curve in his dick.
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Posted - Sep 20 2006 : 09:35:10 PM


Kami wrote:
need a hand with that?

NAH, THANKS KAMI- ILL TAKE THIS ONE :)

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