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nietzsche
Impresario of the Inane


Putting Descartes before the Whores
31153 Posts
8/03
Posted - Dec 22 2006 : 08:39:01 PM
I went over to her myspace and I noticed that SHE WAS NOT LOGGED ON. DD is normally on myspace 24 hours a day. She does not sleep, and she has food passed under the door so as to not break her concentration. I fear something foul is afoot.
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nietzsche
Impresario of the Inane

Putting Descartes before the Whores
31153 Posts
8/03
Posted - Dec 22 2006 : 08:39:44 PM

I fear something foul is afoot.

Actually that's my foot that's foul. Move along. Nothing to see here.

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Brian_Wallace
Member

275 Posts
6/04
Posted - Dec 22 2006 : 10:33:07 PM

Is she "Safe and O.K.?" What is this? "Marathon Man?"

A while we are on that topic, how come we never get adult film parodies of movies like "Marathon Man?" They could do a lot with that. No. We get "Pirates." And "The XXXcorcist." And "Manhunters."

Or how about "The Boys From Brazil" but have Jenna Jameson do it and it could be called "The Girls from Las Vegas" and be about all these clones of...

Brian

Rebecca Romijn, describing the film "Godsend" on the "The Daily Show": "It's about a kid who's cloned but the clone turns out 'weird'."

Jon Stewart: "Have you ever seen a movie called 'The Boys from Brazil?' Basically they clone a bunch of Hitlers, and they ALL turn out 'weird'."

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Redish
Poetic Moderator

Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
12158 Posts
12/03
Posted - Dec 22 2006 : 10:37:35 PM
Is it safe?

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Is it safe?

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skronker
Notable Legendary Icon

Scopophiliac
21078 Posts
9/02
Posted - Dec 22 2006 : 11:35:13 PM
Dana is released for two hours a day I think ... to run errands and find new young boys and girls to co-star with ...
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 01:18:04 AM
first i would like to say.
i fucking love this thread.

secondly, thank you for your concern

third, what you said is usually true, i am on myspace most waking hours.
and any days that i work i am off several hours at a time, thats why i like gonzo shoots as opposed t o feature, because i get to spend less hours away from my beloved interweb.

i dont even know what im going to do with myself during AEE. so many hours signing where im not allowed to recline peacefully in bed accepting friend request, talk shit on message boards and eat m&ms. :(

hopefully they will let me drink dr pepper in the booth

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 01:19:40 AM
oh and this afternoon i *ahem* i mean... SANTA, was choosing gaming systems to give to daniel and dana for being such good little tikes all year.
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ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

16032 Posts
4/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 03:19:51 AM
what system did you decide on?
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 03:41:31 AM
xbox 360 for daniel and ps2 for playing katamari damacy


i want a nintendo ds next because i want nintendogs!!!!

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Ricky D
Member

therickyd.com
254 Posts
1/04
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 07:39:52 AM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
xbox 360 for daniel and ps2 for playing katamari damacy


i want a nintendo ds next because i want nintendogs!!!!


ds is the most underrated system ever. good call. you are truely the internet's girlfriend.

-ricky d aka really not really

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barrybrn
Senior Member

7289 Posts
9/03
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 07:56:35 AM
Her parents grounded her off the internet for a bit. She's free now though!
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christianx
Senior Member

2289 Posts
9/04
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 07:56:44 AM
fuck all that....go with World of Warcraft
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 01:03:22 PM
pffft pc gaming i super mega ultra uber nerds.
gosh christian!
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ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

16032 Posts
4/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 08:59:14 PM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
xbox 360 for daniel and ps2 for playing katamari damacy

i have a ps2, but i have never heard of that game. i guess i am more into 3rd person shooters and stuff. GTA, red dead revolver, etc.

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 24 2006 : 04:45:04 PM
katamari is ridiculous and fun.
you roll a katamari as big as you can and ykour father the king releases it into space and it turns into a star.

best game ever.

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BrekkyDJ
Member

Australia
262 Posts
10/06
Posted - Dec 24 2006 : 10:42:54 PM
Thought I would put on my Santa hat for a moment and wish ADT most popular Computer Geek Pornstar DANA DEARMOND a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Question is though... do naughty girls get anything from Santa?


BrekkyDJ (says Crowded House rocks!)


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christianx
Senior Member

2289 Posts
9/04
Posted - Dec 25 2006 : 04:44:25 AM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
pffft pc gaming i super mega ultra uber nerds.
gosh christian!

you just described me to a T

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bauer024
Senior Member

It is what it is
2416 Posts
12/05
Posted - Dec 25 2006 : 06:56:18 AM


christianx wrote:
fuck all that....go with World of Warcraft


Christianx man i played SWG for 2 year then played WOW up to about a month ago got old finaly but it is a great game not sure i like the upgrade

Dan

Dana i am going to bring you M&M's at AEE....

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 02:19:47 AM
i like mint flavored m&ms, but i have to cut down on sugar because i am very sensitive and prone to yeast infections :(
i know not very sexy to mention on a porn message board, but whatevs.

i was just without internet for like 3 days. but i was kept busy with family togetherness and amusement of watching daniel pussyfoot around the subject of our careers when asked by his elderly relatives who arent privy to this delicate information.

i got many impersonal gifts from "the inlaws"
incense, bath salts (i dont have a bathtub in my house) pink socks (teeheehee) some workout clothes from my fake mom. and a joke book "100 XXX ways to do it like a porn star" or something to that effect. i laughed until i snorted when i saw that one.

all in all it was a good time. but im glad to be back with my internet family
huggles!
merry titsmas!

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Le Duc de Blangis
Member

Ecce Lex
439 Posts
9/06
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 06:35:13 PM
I loved You in the scene with Roxy deville in which you ate her foot. Girls love Girls 2.
so sexxXy.
do that again.
Le Duc.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 09:32:39 PM
i love ladies feet. i would eat them all day if i could.
munch munch munch.
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ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

16032 Posts
4/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 02:39:13 AM
feet eating? isn't that illegal? i didn't know there was cannibal porn available...
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BrekkyDJ
Member

Australia
262 Posts
10/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 05:15:01 AM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
i love ladies feet. i would eat them all day if i could.
munch munch munch.

Mind the Toe Jam though!


BrekkyDJ (This New Year's "Going off like a frog in a sock")

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Dr. Nasty
Senior Member

Asa Akira.....Damn!
4872 Posts
9/05
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 09:31:51 AM


DanaDeArmond wrote:

all in all it was a good time. but im glad to be back with my internet family
huggles!
merry titsmas!


Awwww! I feel so loved.

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 01:45:08 PM
so by a show of hands how many of you have seen my new vivid alt movie dana dearmond does the internet?

http://www.gamelink.com/main.jhtml?&ref=dana&src=dea

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absynth
Member

absynth makes the heart grow fonder
589 Posts
8/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 03:19:01 PM
I haven't seen it yet..

I generally rent on stream/PPV/VOD and then I'll buy them if I like them or think that my wife will like them. I prefer AEBN, basically because I'm a creature of habit and it's the first PPV service I ever used. (The hotmovies site gives me problems on occassion and I've yet to try gamelink.)

I just wish that all PPV/VOD services carried the same fucking movies... that they do not drives me nuts.

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 03:40:25 PM
my movie comes with a huge bonus disc with documentaries AND a cd soundtrack.

LIKE WHOA

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absynth
Member

absynth makes the heart grow fonder
589 Posts
8/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 04:36:30 PM
Always a popular selling point with me :)

Looks like some foot stuff is in the movie as well.. (another prerequisite, not to mention the reason I rent before buying.)

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 04:00:19 PM
theres a lot of feet in GIRLS LIE and D3TI
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phatbasey
Senior Member

2628 Posts
1/05
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 02:39:46 AM
Girls Lie awesome movie Dana!!! It was great to meet you in person in Hartford. Everyone buy this movie!
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 04:24:42 AM
i gotta tell you guys. still enjoying this thread a whole lot.

hi phatbasey, nice meeting you as well, thanks for participating in my little video project. have you sent me your friend request yet?

:)

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smg4ever
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2768 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 12:29:59 PM
If only all porn stars were like Dana and Sasha Grey. I want to marry a pornstar now! Don't think ma and pa will approve though, will probably have yo go with the mail order Russian Bride : (
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 12:39:04 PM
daniel's mother is an evangelical christian and she LOVES ME.

so you could take me home to your parents and i could win them over in a matter of seconds. :)

p.s. i really would like to meet sasha grey as well. i'll have to wait another week.

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smg4ever
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2768 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 12:50:45 PM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
daniel's mother is an evangelical christian and she LOVES ME.

so you could take me home to your parents and i could win them over in a matter of seconds. :)

p.s. i really would like to meet sasha grey as well. i'll have to wait another week.



I have a confession Dana, haven't seen a thing with you in yet to be honest. Being a Brit I get all my porn from the states as it's cheaper. But I shall hopefully be ordering 'Big Wet Asses #10' when it comes out, with your goodself in.
Please don't tease me though, I've a stiff upper lip to maintain you know!
Dana, god put you on this planet for a reason, and that reason is to bring a little bit of joy to sad lonely 30 somethings such as myself who can't get girlfriends!
Live long and prosper
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 01:06:38 PM
dude. its cool.
ive been getting used to being in this business for 3 years and people never hearing of me. i guess i have to start doing DPs, har har.
hopefully my sparkley personality will win the hearts of america and the UK ;)

and i hope you like bwa10 i enjoyed working with mark davis again,
he really knows how to manhandle a woman

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skronker
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Scopophiliac
21078 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 01:29:31 PM
I think it was that Mark Davis scene in sex and submission that really got me hopping on the dana train.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 02:07:19 PM
yeah the bwa10 scene is a little reminescent of s&s
what can i say? im a bad girl and i need to be punished. :)
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liloleme
Senior Member

1681 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 02:32:23 PM
If you want to do DP's and enjoy them then by all means do them if not, don't.

Having said that the idea of you in a DP or airtight has an allure to it I cannot deny. You know I love you and your work no matter what.




DanaDeArmond wrote:
dude. its cool.
ive been getting used to being in this business for 3 years and people never hearing of me. i guess i have to start doing DPs, har har.
hopefully my sparkley personality will win the hearts of america and the UK ;)

and i hope you like bwa10 i enjoyed working with mark davis again,
he really knows how to manhandle a woman


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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 02:36:10 PM
maybe i'll do a dp in my next vivd alt movie.
i think im going to offiially direct one in the near future.
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liloleme
Senior Member

1681 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 02:37:38 PM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
maybe i'll do a dp in my next vivd alt movie.
i think im going to offiially direct one in the near future.

I love it when you talk dirty to me Dana! :D

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smg4ever
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2768 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 04:07:33 PM
You've been in the business 3 years! That makes you something of an old pro, surely you should be in some MILF titles by now!
I do like seeing a girl get DP'd, but fair enough if you don't like it, it is a fairly un-natural sex act after all. Unlike good old fashioned anal, nothing says romance like anal sex!
Hmmmm why is it that I don't have a girlfriend again......
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 04:21:24 PM
the majority of my work for the first 2 years was at cybernet, now kink.com
doing bdsm internet porn.

my first DVD Neu Wave Hookers, came out in jan 2006.
i have been making several gonzo titles and just came out with my porn biopic Dana DeArmond Does the Internet on VIVID ALT.

its really hard for me sometimes because i dont feel like i get much credit as an artist because of my body of work being mainly in internet porn... but this too is about to change. :)

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smg4ever
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2768 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 05:00:44 PM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
the majority of my work for the first 2 years was at cybernet, now kink.com
doing bdsm internet porn.

my first DVD Neu Wave Hookers, came out in jan 2006.
i have been making several gonzo titles and just came out with my porn biopic Dana DeArmond Does the Internet on VIVID ALT.

its really hard for me sometimes because i dont feel like i get much credit as an artist because of my body of work being mainly in internet porn... but this too is about to change. :)



Well you do seem like a really cool girl, much like Sasha, almost normal really ; )
Actually it's nice that you're very friendly and outgoing. But is it just a ruse to garner fans though? I hope you don't think me rude asking that.
It's just that I'm not too sure what to make of girls who post on here. As you can see I'm fairly new to the forum and I'm fairly new to porn, I only started buying stuff last year because I'm sooooo sexually repressed!
I became a big fan of a certain pornstar who's initials are K 'f' W. I was really into her because of her slightly crazy nature and liking for anal. But having seen a few posts by her on here, and I'm not sure if they really are her, it's put me of her a bit. She got really shirty in the post I read and didn't seem to have much liking for her "fans!"
I know that at the end of the day you are just all ordinary people and have personal lives, but you do a slightly unusual job at the end of the day you have to admit. And putting up with pervs like me is all part of the job isn't it?
I've rambled a bit there haven't I, not sure what my point was now lol!
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 05:09:18 PM
my fans are good to me because i am good to them.
dana dearmond is an open book.
still keepin it real in 07
word to your mother.
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liloleme
Senior Member

1681 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 05:41:28 PM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
my fans are good to me because i am good to them.
dana dearmond is an open book.
still keepin it real in 07
word to your mother.

Who am I? I may buy one copy of each of her movies, I am not likely to help promote Dana in any big way and yet she has always taken the time to correspond with me as if I mattered. That to me says that she really appreciates her fans. She is a real person and talking to her as such is so much more fun than as an icon of some sort.

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EBastard
Senior Member

^The only one keeping it real.
1190 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 07:26:20 PM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
my fans are good to me because i am good to them.
dana dearmond is an open book.
still keepin it real in 07
word to your mother.


Read all your quotes in this thread and was looking for the right one to say this:

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST! And thank you for doing interracial scenes!

And uh...that's it!

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 07:57:45 PM
oh ok. youre welcome.
though i dont really thing "doing IR" is a very big deal.
i will work with people that i think are hot and not fat or old enough to be my father. which i dont think is too much to ask.
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Dr. Nasty
Senior Member

Asa Akira.....Damn!
4872 Posts
9/05
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 08:04:45 PM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
oh ok. youre welcome.
though i dont really thing "doing IR" is a very big deal.
i will work with people that i think are hot and not fat or old enough to be my father. which i dont think is too much to ask.

What about working with muscular aliens with 2 penises???

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skronker
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Scopophiliac
21078 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 08:05:07 PM
Somewhere, Ron Jeremy is weeping.
Probably on a buffet line.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 08:11:40 PM


Dr. Nasty wrote:


DanaDeArmond wrote:
oh ok. youre welcome.
though i dont really thing "doing IR" is a very big deal.
i will work with people that i think are hot and not fat or old enough to be my father. which i dont think is too much to ask.

What about working with muscular aliens with 2 penises???


sure, if they have pretty eyes or a nice smile :)

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2937 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 08:13:26 PM


skronker wrote:
Somewhere, Ron Jeremy is weeping.
Probably on a buffet line.

i think ron jeremy is someone i would want to be buddies with...
i'll put him him in the "good friends" category, so he wont have to cry very much.

maybe i'll meet him this year! weeeeeeeeee :P

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