Just how far can you shove something up your ass?

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joeblow69
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Posted - Jan 4 2002 : 08:30:00 PM
I've recently seen a flick that seriously has me wondering "what the hell is wrong with some people???" I can understand sticking a dildo up your ass. I can even understand sticking a really thick dildo up your ass. I mean, with enough lube and time, you can stretch that little sphincter quite a bit. What really freaks me out, though, is these really really looooooooooong dildos. Where do they put all that damn plastic??? Isn't that unsafe?? To give you guys and gals an idea of what I'm talking about, I put together a little animated gif file (watch out, it's gay!) of one of the longer dildos in this flick, Intensity. (It isn't the longest, but there weren't enough good shots of the longest one to make a cute little gif). Now someone please tell me... Are you supposed to be able to do this??
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Hooligan
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Posted - Jan 4 2002 : 10:01:00 PM
I seen pics of people shoving other stuff in the ass or pussy that concider down right insane. I mean shit like bottles and shit. by the way a few year ago I heard a real bizare story abouyt some girl wanted sex so damn bad that she stuck a coca cola bottle up pussy and get what happend. the damn bottle got stuck and of course had to rest to the hospital to get removed.
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GaySatyr
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Posted - Jan 5 2002 : 02:43:00 AM
Depending on how much you want to be grossed out, read on: The colon (which is what is immediately behind the rectum) is approximately 8 feet long in the average human. Think of it in terms of a sausage casing (for which, when properly cleaned, the colon and small intestine tissues of pigs are often used). Assuming that what traverses the colon's twisted path is properly soft, pliable and lubricated, and assuming that the colon was empty to begin with, then it is perfectly possible to stuff something in there through the "back door" that will completely fill its capacity.

As to diameter, with time and patience, the limit is based on a person's pelvic bone structure, not the sphincter itself.

However, possible and reasonable are two completely different things. The tissues that hold the colon in place are not steel bands. Causing the walls of the colon to twist and shift in the process of forcing something as solid as even the most pliable of dildos very often results in tissue damage such that the walls of the colon are no longer properly supported. There have also been verified reports of ruptures resulting in the victim having to have an emergency colonoscopy - and his having to wear one of those little liquid shit bags for the rest of his life!

Then there are those who seem to want to sit on a fire hydrant. There is such a thing as an elastic limit - treat the sphincter a bit too roughly and all that unsupported colon is going to be dragging inside out and behind you like a tail. To make matters worse, the colon is MUCH less elastic than the sphincter. The consequence of anal abuse paints an ugly and very painful picture.

In terms of what is safe, anything that is reasonably pliable and which approximates the size of even a "large" normal human penis is no problem whatsoever. Expand on that by much and the risks far outweigh the rewards.

~ GaySatyr

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charlie
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Posted - Jan 5 2002 : 06:30:00 AM
This topic is a coincidence. I'm reviewing a German fisting dvd at the moment which has an amazing scene with a guy in drag getting a triple anal fisting from 2 girls.

I'm used to hard European porn but even this was a surprise to me. Were not talking just the fist being inserted but halfway to their elbows.

I was hoping to get some screen shots posted with the review but this is a sensitive issue and I don't want ADT getting into trouble for showing "obscene" material.

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YogaGrrl
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Posted - Jan 5 2002 : 11:54:00 AM
I retract the comment I recently made on another thread: "If the toy is for anal penetration, then the width is probably more important than the length." Obviously, there is a point at which length becomes an issue!

GaySatyr, I've really enjoyed reading your well-researched and medically detailed posts. I was going to look up the length of the rectum and colon in my anatomy and physiology textbook, but you beat me to it, and you gave a much better answer than I ever could! Sounds like you have some great references--any in particular that you would recommend?

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tina tyler
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Posted - Jan 5 2002 : 01:34:00 PM
Hey Joe,

For the definative answer to your query, check out Goosed for 3!... the solo scene with Tuck Johnson ;)

For a review of this movie that describes the scene in a play by play go to http://www.ManNet.com

Tina

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Planet Sex
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Posted - Jan 5 2002 : 02:51:00 PM
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YogaGrrl
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Posted - Jan 5 2002 : 04:25:00 PM
I looked at the last picture and assumed it was a dildo. It's actually a live artillery shell.
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GaySatyr
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Posted - Jan 5 2002 : 04:43:00 PM
quote:
... GaySatyr, I've really enjoyed reading your well-researched and medically detailed posts. I was going to look up the length of the rectum and colon in my anatomy and physiology textbook, but you beat me to it, and you gave a much better answer than I ever could! Sounds like you have some great references--any in particular that you would recommend?
Nothing in particular and everything in general. Start with a good dictionary (MW & OED), a good technical encyclopedia (Americana), Gray's Anatomy, The Physician's Desk Reference, RefDesk.com, Google.com, an exceptional GP & internist and 45 years of being gay.

~ GaySatyr

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YogaGrrl
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Posted - Jan 5 2002 : 05:41:00 PM
Well, I do have the Merriam-Webster's Medical Desk Dictionary, Gray's Anatomy and a lot of curiosity. I guess that's a good start! Thanks for your advice.

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jekbrown
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Posted - Jan 7 2002 : 01:55:00 AM
prolly depends on the person. I have taken the entirety of a 12" x 2" jelly dildo up my ass before. I, naturally, worked up to it. Didn't really hurt at all, definitely got me off tho!! =p

j

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