|Posted - Jan 23 2014 : 07:54:15 PM|
Season 1, Episode 1 Review
Jason --decent looking guy with a good personality without being overbearing. Regular guy but fun.
Cyrus --pretty boy with no fucking personality. Brings the whole group down
Tawney --very hot girl with a smoking body, tight waste, big tits, tongue ring
Alyssa -- Pretty blonde, great body, big tits and a lower lip stud
The episode starts slow, with the participants eating sushi off a very hot girl who, unfortunately, is only partially naked. Both girls are smoking hot. They have fun personalities and took the lead with the guys when they head down to the pool.
Eventually Cyrus gets into it when all of them are naked in the pool but the girls have a fit because he tries to move too fast with them. Ultimately, he came across as a dick.
Very strange vibe, actually, because the girls got all upset about a little groping while they were all naked in a hot tub. Weird weird weird. Then awkward.
The couples go out on a date and start off doing some body painting. It's very erotic and everyone seems into it. Lots of making out and fondling. The girls seem to be ok with it now. Who can figure these bitches out?
Back at the house, there are strippers that do lapdances and both men and women are getting into it. Alyssa and Jason continue to hit it off. Jason's low-key but outgoing attitude is paying big dividends.
Cyrus feels up the stripper and she gets offended. Where the fuck did they get these chicks and why!? Ultimately Cyrus ended up looking creepy, but the girls were bitches, I thought.
Ultimately, Cyrus' persistance pays off. Props to that dude. Tawney takes a bath with him and he ends up fucking the shit out of her.
Jason and Alyssa, the two Texans, also end up fucking, with Jason cumming on Alyssa's face! All in all, a good finish to the episode!