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gladtobeblazed
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98 Posts
5/07
Posted - Jun 13 2007 : 12:23:47 AM
I saw two snakes fucking each other on my lawn last night. Being the perv that I am I watched for about 2 minutes, then, being the asshole that I am, I turned on my garden hose and sprayed them down. That got me wondering whether this has ever happened in a porn scene. Are there any films where there are two actors fucking (or perhaps just after fucking) and all of sudden maybe someone sneaks up with a bucket of ice water and pours it on them? Or some other suprising interruption? Like maybe somebody sneaks up on the guy or girl and gives them a creampie (a literal one, the kind that clowns use)right in the face a la The Three Stooges? Does anybody make slapstick porn? It would be so fucking hilarious to see some of this stuff.
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Hardware
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Purple passion
26444 Posts
3/02
Posted - Jun 13 2007 : 12:42:49 PM
Do you have any idea how hard it is to make good comedy?
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Rumpled Foreskin
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326 Posts
5/05
Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 12:32:13 PM
More to the point: would it sell? People have as many diverse concept of what is/what is not funny as they have for "hot sex."

So, what if you make a good sophisicated porn comedy (a la early Woody Allen) but the paying audience wants belly-laugh porn (a la Jeff Foxworthy)?

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gladtobeblazed
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98 Posts
5/07
Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 08:40:30 PM
I wasn't expecting to see whole series of this kind of stuff, I was more interested in finding out if any scenes had anything like this at all. Maybe in a bloopers, behind the scenes kind of thing.
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conquistador
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Hellhamster.
11427 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 08:46:58 PM
I saw one called "Captain Mongo's Porno Playhouse"

It was filled with jokes, not all of them slapstick.

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rc7394
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977 Posts
8/04
Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 08:53:20 PM
The best thing I've seen was on PBS about horse breeding. Some woman got a male and female horse together and they did their thing then she immediately got a bucket, soap and sponge and a solid grip on the stallion's 2' long penis with one hand and she said, "You have to wash the horse down to prevent infection". Then she vigorously washed it down and stroked it over and over with the other hand for about 2 minutes with no expression on her face like she was washing a windshield.

I don't think most people would want to be caught doing something like that to any animal but some people evidently enjoy it.

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Electrosaur
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6 Posts
3/07
Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 11:40:28 PM
Then she vigorously washed it down and stroked it over and over with the other hand for about 2 minutes with no expression on her face like she was washing a windshield.

I wonder if her face is a blank when a camera isn't present?

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