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skullman80
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 06:00:00 PM
I ask this question honestly. I see porn all the time and it seems like both porn guys and girls go for the licking of the asshole quite a bit. This is something that has always fascinated me, and I have been wanting to try it with my g/f, but have kind of been afraid to in a way. Is this something that is normally done only after a shower or enema? What does it taste like?..lol.
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TonyC
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 06:05:00 PM


skullman80 wrote:
I ask this question honestly. I see porn all the time and it seems like both porn guys and girls go for the licking of the asshole quite a bit. This is something that has always fascinated me, and I have been wanting to try it with my g/f, but have kind of been afraid to in a way. Is this something that is normally done only after a shower or enema? What does it taste like?..lol.

Take a nice soapy shower together (no enema needed) and then chow down!

-T.C.

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cv
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 06:12:00 PM
Uh, tastes like chicken?
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skullman80
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 06:21:00 PM
Tony,

Thats what I thought would be the best/most clean way of doing it...

Cv,

Was that a sarcastic response?..lol

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cv
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 06:36:00 PM
Sorry, skullman80, I've been in a very silly mood the past few days.

It just tastes like skin (assuming it's clean).

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skullman80
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 06:52:00 PM
CV,

Its ok...I didnt take offense to your response in any way...

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TonyC
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 06:59:00 PM
After your shower, you can start off buy eating her pussy. Once you've got her warmed up, work your way down to her asshole. This will make her clit very jealous, so when you finally return to it she'll be very grateful.

A more advanced technique is to get her butt up in the air and eat her ashole while working her cunt and clit with your hand.

Tell us how it turns out!

-T.C.

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skullman80
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 07:02:00 PM
Tony,

Thanks again for the tip. Im actually heading over there in a few..maybe Ill get to try that technique out tonight..

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TonyC
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 07:03:00 PM


skullman80 wrote:
Tony,

Thanks again for the tip. Im actually heading over there in a few..maybe Ill get to try that technique out tonight..


Don't forget to take pictures so you can show us!

-T.C.

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skullman80
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 07:16:00 PM


TonyC wrote:


skullman80 wrote:
Tony,

Thanks again for the tip. Im actually heading over there in a few..maybe Ill get to try that technique out tonight..


Don't forget to take pictures so you can show us!

-T.C.



LOL...will do

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-lunacy-
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 08:39:00 PM
Well, if it's clean...like the rest of the region. Perhaps a little salty but certainly not nasty in any way.

As far as when and how my vote is chat about it before hand, shower together then get down to it. You'll both feel more comfortable knowing the area to be er...effected is clean and fresh (she'll relax and you won't be wondering just how well she scrubbed).

Then just go a little lower when you're licking her pussy. Get some of the "taint" in there unti she's good and wet then drift a little. It all goes well that way she may just decided to flip over and stick her ass in your face for more.


Good luck!

Edited by - -lunacy- on 1/2/2005 8:42:25 PM

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skullman80
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Posted - Jan 2 2005 : 11:37:00 PM


-lunacy- wrote:
Well, if it's clean...like the rest of the region. Perhaps a little salty but certainly not nasty in any way.

As far as when and how my vote is chat about it before hand, shower together then get down to it. You'll both feel more comfortable knowing the area to be er...effected is clean and fresh (she'll relax and you won't be wondering just how well she scrubbed).

Then just go a little lower when you're licking her pussy. Get some of the "taint" in there unti she's good and wet then drift a little. It all goes well that way she may just decided to flip over and stick her ass in your face for more.


Good luck!

Edited by - -lunacy- on 1/2/2005 8:42:25 PM



Lunacy,

Thanks for the tips. Was over her house tonight, but didnt have a chance to try this. I was going to bring it up about taking a shower and all of that, but she had other plans..lol..and one thing lead to another and a shower wasnt an option..lol.

Maybe next time...


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Louisa
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Posted - Jan 8 2005 : 03:48:00 PM
Depends if you have cleaned or not. After a shower and the area is douched and probably cleaned with anal beads, it just tastes like a shower no real taste. When it's not been douched, just cleaned with a tissue, my female partner's ass tastes peppery.

Love Louisa

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nietzsche
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Posted - Jan 9 2005 : 10:55:00 AM


Louisa wrote:
Depends if you have cleaned or not. After a shower and the area is douched and probably cleaned with anal beads, it just tastes like a shower no real taste. When it's not been douched, just cleaned with a tissue, my female partner's ass tastes peppery.

Love Louisa


Awesome post, lady dude.

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bigbuttlover
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Posted - Jan 10 2005 : 02:50:00 PM
Only one way to find out man, bend her over and bury your tongue deep in that ass. Every girl I have been with, I have licked there ass. Actually I like licking ass more than pussy.
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Louisa
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Posted - Jan 11 2005 : 04:22:00 PM
Very true!

Love Louisa

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Kinzie
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Posted - Jan 16 2005 : 09:50:00 PM
showers are number one..but i highly advise to have some baby wipes next to the bed just in case..it never hurts to be extra fresh..and when your more comfy the whole experience is better!!
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Jimmy Lifestyles
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Posted - Jan 18 2005 : 12:15:00 AM
Yes,No ass eating after a long day of walking around or sitting at the office. Needs to be freshend up. Since she posted right above me, Kinzie s ass is quite fresh and lucious. Its skin flavored indeed but its all in the texture of it. Tongue glides smooth in it and its soft and supple like creamy butter. Definetly a sexy place to visit, as shes a good girl when it comes to that. Receiveing is definetly an eye crosser. Grab your girly and get to it man! ;)
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Loraine
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Posted - Jan 22 2005 : 12:35:00 AM
Like truffles.
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croy
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Posted - Jan 22 2005 : 05:35:00 AM


Loraine wrote:
Like truffles.

So it would be redundant to drip some truffle oil on ass before eating? Or would that be doubly decadant?
Do truffling dogs and pigs have to be tied up when they will be around ass?
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licker
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Posted - Jan 22 2005 : 10:14:00 AM


Loraine wrote:
Like truffles.


I've never tasted truffles, but if they taste like ass I'm sure I would like them.
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Loraine
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Posted - Jan 23 2005 : 08:02:00 AM
Sort of lends a humorous imagery to this dish

"Maccheroncini alla Boscaiuola --Serves 5 or 6 as a main course.The name of this luxurious dish of pasta with wild mushrooms and truffles translates as "pasta in the style of the wood-cutter's wife."

From this cookbook.

croy wrote


Do truffling dogs and pigs have to be tied up when they will be around ass?

I imagine so...although 'tis prehaps best not to spend too much time imagining troubling scenes...

Licker (I like your new av)

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licker
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Loraine wrote:
Licker (I like your new av)


Thank you
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buttmunch
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Posted - Jan 23 2005 : 09:34:00 PM
Well i suppose the taste of ass is a bit subjective really, there's so many different ones out there, I guess they'll a be to some extent unique.
As to the shower soapy thing, well for myself, I actually don't really like the taste of soap. so, I prefer to have a bit of a time gap between the shower itself and the ass tasting.
Don't know if it's just me but in my experience, girly butt thends to have a flavour that's reminiscent of a blend of coffee and chocolate, of course this could be due to the diets of some of the women I've known,eg lots of caffeine and choccie addicts, or it could be down to the quality of the coffee and or the chocolate I've been used to, bit hard to say really but don't be too surprised if she tastes a bit like a chocolate with a coffee flavoured soft centre....cool.
Could even make a song about it "I love you because..you taste like choccie..etc"
Anyway, my advice would be to definetly give it a try, and in support of butt munching, I can honestly say that although I"ve never been asked to do this by a woman (never really waited to be asked)I've also never been rejected or told to get off.
I do think it can help to go about it somewhat subtly to start with though, just make it seem a little accidental by letting your tongue slide a little lower than usual or suchlike and wait for a response.
Should you get an "Ere, what you playing at" then I'd suggest proceeding with caution, or even trying the old, "Sorry about that, these contacts are new and I'm not focusing properly just yet' or something like that.
But in all honesty, I really don't think you'll meet much resistance with this one, I thinkthat most women who haven't already tried it, are at least a bit curious about it,then once they have tried it, they're well pleased that they did.
So, good luck and happy buttmunching.


In the words of the song "99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd"

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lou sapphire
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Posted - Jan 24 2005 : 03:38:00 AM
lick it and see!
The reality is its not just about taste but smell too!
Its sexual chemistry 101.
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Loraine
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Posted - Jan 24 2005 : 03:41:00 AM
And let's not leave out texture.
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lou sapphire
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Posted - Jan 24 2005 : 03:46:00 AM
Good point Loraine!
i never thought about that....very true
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MASAMUNE
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Posted - Feb 3 2005 : 01:00:00 AM
ass tastes sweet (really, it really is sweet) with a little bitterness
so i guess chocolate and coffee is a good comparison, but its not the same. ass tastes like ass, there is nothing else like it
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younggabe
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Posted - Feb 3 2005 : 09:43:00 AM
Ass taste is great but you should definitely penetrate over there as well.Its much more better
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Endless Loop
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Posted - Feb 4 2005 : 11:26:00 PM
I would presume its a bit like savoring a fresh batch of,
Steamed Littleneck Clams.

Two symetrical halves are coaxed apart with a persistent
moisture and heat, then savagely ripped open to reveai an inner delicacy of exotic velvet texture, one that when properly prepared, can impart a subtle, yet sinfully euphoric flavor.
Never ofcourse, is this without a constant looming threat, that hiding somewhere, within its own secreted broth, may reside things very, very, stinky.

Edited by - Endless Loop on 2/4/2005 11:29:13 PM

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dandaman
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Posted - Feb 5 2005 : 12:38:00 AM
l'ASSagna?


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lou sapphire
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Posted - Feb 5 2005 : 02:22:00 AM
just back out quick if you taste corn!
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cochise
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Just ask the monkey
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sweatinganal
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Posted - Feb 21 2005 : 05:24:00 AM


Louisa wrote:
Depends if you have cleaned or not. After a shower and the area is douched and probably cleaned with anal beads, it just tastes like a shower no real taste. When it's not been douched, just cleaned with a tissue, my female partner's ass tastes peppery.

Love Louisa


EXCELLENT post, Louisa! It tastes just as you mentioned, if it's not been douched. I can't wait for the lightbulb to come on in my wife's head about this sort of thing. Or should I educate her on cleanliness, and how cleanliness would open up new doors (figuratively speaking) for her? I don't want to embarass her, but I would love for her to get the same pleasures from ass licking / fucking that I get. Yeap, you heard that right, LOL.

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