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Asmodeus
Lord of Lust


az-mo-day-us
13666 Posts
10/01
Posted - Jan 14 2007 : 08:04:30 PM
E-So Horny By Rachel Kramer Bussel and the Village Voice Porn's MySpace queen screws her way through cyberspace. Dana DeArmond has one hand on her clit and the other on her laptop. At least, that's how I imagine "the Internet's girlfriend" as she replies to my interview questions over MySpace (myspace.com/littledana), where she has over 305,813 friends and counting. The 27-year-old nerdy pervert resembles my Williamsburg neighbors, with her striped bangs, straight edge sweatshirt, and subtle sexiness. Even though she lives in California, she seems just like my fellow L-train riders—if they made 10 porn flicks a month, pranced around the zoo, stayed glued to their Sidekick 3s, and were utterly adorable. She's part of a new generation of porn stars who aren't about big boobs or preconceived ideas of hotness, but instead about showing off a bit of their real selves while spreading their legs, sucking cock, and fingering girls' asses. I'm not gonna lie—I don't watch very much porn. I'm lucky if I see three porn flicks a year, and those are usually made by friends. However, that doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good fuck film, especially if there's a hot (and smart) girl like DeArmond involved. See, I can't jump right to the sex. I like my porn with a little background, a bit of setup that tells me who the performers are and why they can't wait to tear each other's clothes off. That's why I was intrigued with the "highly biographical" Dana DeArmond Does the Internet (a/k/a D3TI) before I'd even seen it. One of the latest offerings from Eon McKai's brainchild Vivid Alt, it features DeArmond banging her favorite pals and Internet buddies with threesomes, anal, and lots of blowjobs and spitting. I met the totally down-to-earth porn star in the bathroom at a party for Tristan Taormino's Chemistry, and found her utterly charming. She told me about Justine Joli slapping her so hard she blacked out for a few seconds. When I paled at this description, DeArmond gave me a wicked grin. "Oh, I loved it—I asked her to do it!" she triumphantly proclaimed. In the film, she manages to morph from a MILF-like-older-than-her-years seductress to an innocent Barely Legal-looking girl by simply changing the expression on her face. In one scene, she's spitting on a guy's cock before swallowing it, while others find her innocently eating ice cream, showing off her Prius, picking up her mail at the post office, or visiting the zoo. It's hard to tell which one's the real Dana, the slut or the geek, though I think if there's any message to be learned from D3TI, it's that she's both. The best example of her slutty geekdom is a scene where she's perched at her computer while a hot couple fuck right next to her. She'll take an occasional break to slap an ass, then turn right back to her computer. But when she truly gets into it, DeArmond doesn't hold back. My favorite scene was the final lesbian tango between her and Princess Donna, an extended, kinky, ferocious bit that involves hot shoe worship and toe sucking. My least favorite involved some oral contortions, namely, a guy's entire cock and balls being slurped into a girl's mouth. I prefer to see (and suck) them each separately. She's also got an actor with the best porn name I've heard in a while: Julius Ceazher. When she's not filming, DeArmond likes to lounge in bed as long as possible. "I enjoy playing Viva Pinata on Xbox 360 and Katamari on PS2." She also makes out with her boyfriend, cuddles, and shops—that is, when she's not online cultivating a ridiculously devoted fanbase. While she's not quite at Jenna Jameson's level of popularity (Jameson has more than a million MySpace friends), that's a goal DeArmond hopes to surpass in the next year. It's fitting that our interview took place over email initiated on MySpace. Since joining the social networking site in February 2004, she's put up different kinds of photos to see which were most popular. "It seems that people like butt pictures, especially ones that include my ass and the soles of my feet," she explains. Her mom is in her top friends to keep an eye on her and ward off skeevy potential stalkers, and the online queen receives upward of 1,000 comments on some of her photos (such as one of her about to eat a banana or sporting ass-cleavage-baring panties). The self-proclaimed "porn unicorn" was inspired by the likes of her uncle's Playboy magazines and watching Elvira, Mistress of the Dark at age 10. "I knew I wanted to be like her or at least be with someone like her." She worked at a strip club for three years, and after careful consideration, began doing nude modeling and then made her leap into hardcore with McKai's Neu Wave Hookers. Her unicorn affectation isn't literal, however. "It's more of an analogy of me being like no other porn star: I'm pure, innocent, drug-free, and reclusive. I'm a shy person and a homebody, but I have the magical ability to draw hundreds of thousands of fans. Some of them admit they don't even know what I do or why they like me, they just do." Even I, who wasn't always aroused by her movie, still find DeArmond endearing. She calls herself "terribly shy" but onscreen, DeArmond is a tigress going after her prey. She says she "takes girls out on dates a lot" and that her at-home sex life "gets pretty wild. I like variety, and go through phases where I become obsessed with certain sexual acts like fisting, squirting, straight to anal, BJ, shower sex—the list goes on and on." She's been dating her onscreen partner, Daniel, for about a year, and says the only reason the relationship works is that they're both called to fuck other people for a living. The grassroots nature of her MySpace campaigning could be a turning point in porn fandom. Rather than a slick, pre-packaged, company-produced site, DeArmond's helming her own online universe, reaching out directly to fans, and showing off via the comfort of her own home. DeArmond seems totally content with her budding online empire one click at a time, and has plans to direct another movie for Vivid Alt. "Porn is a safe, healthy environment for me to act out my deepest sexual fantasies and not fear anyone judging me. It's very freeing. It's just nice to get respect for doing what you like instead of people saying you're a piece of shit." On the Net: Dana DeArmond's MySpace Page Dana DeArmond at IAFD Edited by - Asmodeus on Jan 14 2007
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JEWEL
Jewel De'Nyle

1956 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 14 2007 : 09:00:07 PM
I plan on using her in my next Interracial Interactive movie.
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skronker
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Scopophiliac
21078 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 03:04:27 AM
Dana is now homeless. Her apartment burned down while she was in Vegas. We've got another little podcast with the unicorn and her new baby unicorn, Reagan Maddux, coming soon ...
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2934 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 03:15:28 AM
its true. naked and famous and homeless.
ive lost everything.
people seem to be very supportive so far.
hopefully i will be able to bounce back fairly quickly.

until then check out my house in its preburned-down state in my movie
dana dearmond does the internet.

and stay tuned to fleshbot.com and avn.com for details if there is anything you can do to help me out.

:) / :(

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ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

16032 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 03:34:19 AM


skronker wrote:
Dana is now homeless. Her apartment burned down while she was in Vegas.

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matchmaker
Senior Member

90510 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 04:44:52 AM


DanaDeArmond wrote:
its true. naked and famous and homeless.
ive lost everything.
people seem to be very supportive so far.
hopefully i will be able to bounce back fairly quickly.

until then check out my house in its preburned-down state in my movie
dana dearmond does the internet.

and stay tuned to fleshbot.com and avn.com for details if there is anything you can do to help me out.

:) / :(


I'm sorry to hear about the fire, Dana. Thankfully you weren't there and you're still alive.
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skronker
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Scopophiliac
21078 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 05:55:17 AM
Saved by porn.
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mrdngm
Member

778 Posts
11/04
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 07:12:55 AM
Dana, sorry about the situation...good luck.

Edited by - mrdngm on 1/15/2007 7:15:30 AM

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Gentleman Jon
Senior Member

4511 Posts
6/05
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 09:06:36 AM
Sorry to hear about the fire.
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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2934 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 02:55:59 PM
Fire displaces residents
Unattended candle starts blaze at house
By Mary Frances Gurton Staff Writer
Article Launched: 01/12/2007 08:41:56 PM PST

PASADENA - At least five people were displaced by a fire caused by an unattended candle in a three-story house that had been converted into apartments in Pasadena on Friday morning, authorities said.

Firefighters responded at 5:50a.m. to 401 E. Washington Blvd. and found the third-story of the eight-unit house "well-involved" with flames, said Pasadena Fire spokeswoman Lisa Derderian.

"The candle was in a plastic container instead of glass," Derderian said, adding that the occupant was sleeping nearby when the fire broke out.

Everyone was evacuated without injury, she said.

Damage was estimated at $600,000 to the structure and $100,000 to its contents, Derderian said.

The top floor must be replaced, said Pasadena Fire Battalion Chief Martin Johnson, but more likely the entire structure would have to be torn down.

It took 35 firefighters about 38 minutes to knock down the blaze, Johnson said.

Six hours later, firefighters continued "overhauling" the site to make sure the fire was completely out, he said.

The American Red Cross was on the scene and assisted five displaced adults with food, clothing and lodging, according to spokeswoman Nimfa Rueda.

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Three more families were expected to contact the organization for assistance, she said.

"We provide rooms in a local hotel for victims," Rueda said, adding that debit cards were provided for food and clothing.

mary.gurton@sgvn.com

(626) 578-6300 Ext. 4461

and here is a video of my house burning.
http://www.cbs2.com/video/?id=31847@kcbs.dayport.com

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mariac221
Member

251 Posts
7/05
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 03:23:03 PM
OMG im so sorry to hear about what happen but im glad your safe if you need anything please email me
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Leyden
Senior Member

Take a walk on the Wyld side, Lou
11663 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 04:28:40 PM
Sorry to hear about your house, Dana. It was nice to meet you and you were holding up very well under the circumstances.

Hope the rest of 2007 is much better!

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Oral B.
Member

473 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 05:01:14 PM
I'm sorry to hear about this Dana.
Hopefully you didnt lose allot of things that you were very attached to?
People love ya though. I'm sure that will help you recover quickly.
*crosses fingers*


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BobArctor
Member

339 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 08:07:14 PM
Ah! Sorry to hear about your house burning down--freakin' idiots leaving candles burning and passing out!
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detmut
Member

338 Posts
11/06
Posted - Jan 15 2007 : 08:14:38 PM
i feel for you.
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prakodr
Member

20 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jan 16 2007 : 12:05:33 AM
I'm sorry for your loss but not everyone can say that their house burned down on TV...
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bauer024
Senior Member

It is what it is
2416 Posts
12/05
Posted - Jan 16 2007 : 01:51:23 AM
Dana i will try to help you out as much as i can ok girl i am just glad you were safe in vegas with us


Dan

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2934 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 16 2007 : 04:48:10 AM
im glad i was in vegas too.
i probably would have died of smoke inhalation if i had been there.
apparently the lady who set the fire took her sweet time running around the building naked and freaking out before the fire department had been called.
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Eon McKai
vivid-alt

61 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jan 16 2007 : 12:44:09 PM
Jonno from fleshbot is setting up a benefit

you can donate

or buy things like eon mckai's avn award ( if I actually get it in the mail ) and I'll put a open letter to AVN with it about how I appreciate the respect but it's wearied to tie all sex with a movie that does not fuck for 20min

hay.... it's porn... I need to remember that...

sorry I maid this about me for a sec... it's about dana

Winki Tki is giving 2 prints up for auction

some clothing companies

on and on etc...

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skronker
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Scopophiliac
21078 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 16 2007 : 12:52:37 PM


Eon McKai wrote:
... it's wearied to tie all sex with a movie that does not fuck for 20min



Hmmm .... didn't hurt Fashionistas Safado .

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DanaDeArmond
Porn Unicorn

TheInternetsGirlfriend.com
2934 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 16 2007 : 07:40:52 PM
yes i distictly remeber "acting" in Neu Wave Hookers.
oh well.

thank you so much for all of you who have made donations to me so far.
it is very uplifting to see people in your community coming to your side int he hour of need. it warms my heart. you dont know how much daniel and i appreciate it.

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skronker
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21078 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 16 2007 : 08:08:20 PM
That was very good "acting."
You may be getting some classic weird T-shirts from the archives. Both of you combined are still skinnier than I am.
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wolf69
Senior Member

My compass is pointing West.
1312 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jan 17 2007 : 01:26:58 AM
Damn, Dana, very sorry to hear about your loss. I have just made a small donation via PayPal (and, no, I am not blowing my own horn...hell, if I could do that I'd never leave the house!) Hope you and Daniel get back on your feet soon. Take care of yourselves!
Wolf
P.S. Didn't see the link in the thread, so if anyone wants to help Dana ou, go here. There's a PayPal donation link on the page if you're interested.
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