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Haze
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769 Posts
7/04
Posted - Aug 2 2005 : 10:32PM
"Butt Nuggets"? WTF is that?

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croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Aug 2 2005 : 10:44PM
If this were about content, Leisure Time titles would have to be on the list.
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Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 12:02AM
I don't know if this is worst, but it has always made me laugh:
Red On The Noodle Like A Swance On A Poodle .

I am sure there are many more nasty and downright dispicable titles out there.




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RLD Fiend
Member

Cincinnati, O.
665 Posts
10/04
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 1:41AM
Every time I see this link it always makes me crack up.

"Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White" ?!

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Mason
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872 Posts
7/02
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 1:47AM
"Clumpy"
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Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 3:11AM
100 is a lot but one of the worst I saw this year was Angels of Debauchery from Darkko. Bad lighting, bad camera-angles, too much lingerie etc.

No more Darkko movies for me unless he goes all black male/white female.

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vodka tonic
coolest cucumber

who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 3:55AM
Just the title ? "Cumshitters" qualifies easily this year and "Whore Gaggers" just sounds stupid, like another boys'club title ("yeah buddies, let's gag all the whores !" ).

Edited by - vodka tonic on 8/3/2005 3:55:31 AM

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Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 4:20AM
Anal POV was also one of the worst movie I saw this year. Hard to believe with girls like Flower Tucci and Gia Paloma.
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gia jordan
Member

670 Posts
9/04
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 4:45AM
I once saw a gay title called Grin and Bear It.
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Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)
1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 4:47AM
Neeched

I like #98: What's The Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie.

And soon we'll have the remake, Pirates starring Janine.

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SpongeWorthy
Member

pacific NW
410 Posts
5/04
Posted - Aug 3 2005 : 5:20AM
Married With Hormones. Porn Trek (remakes of Star Trek)

+1 for Cumshitters. A feel good movie of the year.

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budtugley
Senior Member

One man's trash can be the next man's treasure.
1187 Posts
1/04
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 3:55AM
There was a movie in the middle 1980's:

Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy

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HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 5:11AM
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 5:35AM
Man I've been waiting for this title to hit the DVD like forever. It was fantastic thanks to this awesome big tit blonde Gabriella. She was hired to seduce Herschel Savage so he could loose some pool tournement. I think I saw this movie back in 1988 or something.
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Cindi
Member

7 Posts
1/05
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 6:38PM
Okay my FAVORITE WORST TITLE of all time would be... (drum roll please).... SPERM-BURPERS
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Tucher21
Member

148 Posts
7/03
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 6:50PM
men in fuck was pretty stupid a spoof of men in black not a gay title either
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Edsmoviemadness1
Member

UK
156 Posts
7/05
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 7:38PM
Men in Fuck? Seriously?

Many exploitation titles cross the line from cheerily cheesey to genuinely embarrassing, so whereas Shaving Ryan's Privates is worth a smile, White Men Can Hump demands that someone be fired.

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Pocketcomb_Pimp
Deactivated User

1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 7:47PM
I'm going with. "Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt" subtitled, "Riding that Wrinkled Rump".
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threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 8:29PM
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Some currently popular titles that make me cringe a little to hear are "Cumfart Cocktails" and "One in the pink one in the stink". I like the flicks, but just don't care for the titles.

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VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - Aug 4 2005 : 10:16PM
So "Vagina Slimes" should turn me off, right? Hear that, little Vince-in-the-pants? Down you go, immediately!


The world turns round and round and no one does anything against it.

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RLD Fiend
Member

Cincinnati, O.
665 Posts
10/04
Posted - Aug 5 2005 : 12:47PM
Vagina Slime = Wood
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Everett
Senior Member

2088 Posts
6/05
Posted - Aug 5 2005 : 4:06PM
The "Just Don't Bite It" series often starring Byron Long & Kitten
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Pocketcomb_Pimp
Deactivated User

1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Aug 6 2005 : 6:45PM
That's not a bad title, it's more of a life lesson. That shit hurts!
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Dean Wormer
Senior Member

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
1048 Posts
7/04
Posted - Aug 7 2005 : 4:30AM
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mamoo. Juranal Park "Beware the Penisauraus"

The time has come for someone to put his foot down....and that foot is me.

Edited by - Dean Wormer on 8/7/2005 4:31:29 AM

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Hummingbird
Deactivated User

8 Posts
8/05
Posted - Aug 7 2005 : 11:20AM
Rob Black put one out a number of years ago titled 'Ass, Gas, and the Mystical Glop'. I suppose it was intended to be funny, but it goes past intentions and into the unintentional.


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VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - Aug 7 2005 : 11:41AM
"I wanna a horse dick" from Animal DVD, "Schluck den Rotz runter" from Black Hammer, "Abgemolkene Männereuter" from Puaka and many other mostly German titles you'll find at www.erodvd.nl for example. Don't know why but many German titles are a major turn-off to me (sorry, juha). Cum Fart Cocktails almost sounds romantic in my ears even though I'm not into the act.

Dreams don't have to be 2257-compliant. Not yet. So let's sleep.

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