QUICKIE REVIEW
2 on 1 #18
Directed by Su
2 hours, 20 minutes
Starring Jayna Oso, Staci Thorn, Katin, Chelsea, Madison Monroe, Lauren Phoenix, Chiquita Lopez, Ariana Jollee and Jada Fire
Scene One:
Su asks Jayna Oso , wearing a powder blue top and grey plaid skirt, who she’s working with today. Jayno Oso says she’s fucked John Strong before but not Alberto Rey. Jayna looks really hot here. She seems to get better looking each time I see her lately because I remember her being really rough around the edges when she was going by Malaysia. Jayna handles both dicks while still fully clothed. Strong gets her out of her skirt and lifts her shirt up. She rides him reverse cowgirl and Alberto Rey cowgirl. While she’s riding Rey, Strong comes around to DP her. Jayna cleans both cocks then lets Strong fuck her ass spoon while she continues to blow Rey. Reverse cowgirl anal with Strong until Rey comes over to help DP her again. They take turns fucking her ass from this position, Rey sometimes hovering over Jayna’s face to get some head. They flip her over and DP her doggie before filling both her holes in a standup fuck. More reverse cowgirl anal with Rey follows and he creampies her asshole. If you know Rey, you know he’s got another load in him and he jerks that off into Jayna’s mouth. Strong busts in her face. You can see Rey working up another pop in the background so he comes over and fires off yet another weak one in her mouth.
*** ½
Scene Two:
Staci Thorn and Katin have on some nice hot pink & black lingerie and feel each other up on a bed. Staci goes right for Katin’s tits (who wouldn’t) and starts licking. Staci reminds me of Heather Gables. Katin is just plain hawt and her rack is to friggin’ die for. Katin lies back and Staci licks her snatch while the guy fingers Katin’s hole at the same time. Scott Nails makes Staci and Katin engage in a pussy-eating sixty-nine with Staci on top. Cut to Katin and Staci sharing the guys cock. We cut again to the guy fucking Katin’s ass while Staci is beneath her still eating Katin’s pussy and occasionally sucking the guy’s dick ass-to-mouth. Katin takes his cock in her mouth the same way before he fucks Staci’s ass. Katin hovers over the small of Staci’s back and slaps her ass cheeks while she’s fucked. Katin, of course, sucks this guy’s cock fresh out of Staci’s ass a few times before getting pounded anal doggie herself. Staci rubs Katin’s pussy and sucks dick out of Katin’s ass, too. The guy trades off, switching back and forth between Katin’s pussy and ass before we cut to a faux DP of Katin: the guy in her pussy, Staci wearing a strap-on. Katin sucks the strap on clean a2m and then Staci and the guy switch positions: Staci takes over fuckin’ Katin’s pussy and the guy screws her bung. The girls double team the guys cock before he shoots all his cum into Staci’s mouth. She dribbles it into Katin’s mouth and they kiss, Katin swallowing the load in the process and sucking the guy’s prick clean.
***
Scene Three:
Chelsea shows off those soft, pillowy mounds on her chest and her matching ass. I’m a big fan of Chelsea. I dig her baby phat and thickness and she’s the one chick in this flick that’d give Katin’s rack a run for it’s money or might actually be better depending on the body type you prefer. I think lately, Chelsea’s added the last name “Romero” to her performer name. Alberto Rey and some other guy pummel her face with their rods before lying her back and fucking her one at a time missionary. Rey is the first to tag her ass doggie and then spoon while his boy gets his meat blown. The guys get to DP Chelsea doggie for a while, her big ass just bouncing, before she gets on her knees and jerks Rey off onto her face. After that, she climbs back on the couch and let’s Rey fuck her ass some more while the other guy tries his best to work up a load. He’s still flogging his unit when Rey unloads again on Chelsea’s ass. Chelsea waits patiently with her mouth open for the other guy to unload and when he does it’s a gusher. She chokes on it a little while Rey is to her left, pounding his pud trying to cum for a third time. He does, right in her mouth and Chelsea sucks/jerks every drop out into her mouth.
***
Scene Four:
Madison Monroe and Lauren Phoenix start their scene off, both bent over on a sofa showing off their big round asses. They kiss and undress while playing with a long glass dildo. Today, Mr. Marcus has the pleasure of boning these two bodacious bodies. The girls take off their insane high-heels as Marcus readies himself. Lauren plays with herself while Madison takes Marcus into her mouth. Seeing that he’s only half-hard, Lauren comes over to show Madison how it’s really done. A couple of strokes and deep throats later, voila, Marcus is as hard as a rock and throwing dick to Phoenix doggie style. Madison rides him cowgirl next while Phoenix gives us her typically dirty commentary while she looks on. Shes content with watching but you know what she really wants. “I want you to fuck me in my ass,” she says the minute Madison moves aside. She gets on all fours, throws that heart-shaped pooper up in the air and Marcus goes to work. Madison sucks Marcus’ cock a2m then lies beneath Lauren to play with her pussy. Marcus and Lauren move to cowgirl anal and Madison really goes off blowing Marcus when she has the chance. Phoenix’s ass is something I’ll never get tired of watching, especially with dick disappearing between the cheeks. Monroe just ups the nasty factor by sucking that dick the minute it pops out. She had an even bigger smile on her face when she gets to ride it herself reverse cowgirl while Phoenix licks her pussy. Madison grinds on Marcus’ cock until Lauren pulls it out and jerks his load all over Monroe’s stomach. Lauren licks up the cum, sucks Marcus’ dick and then puts it back in Monroe until she pulls it out and jerks Marcus to another orgasm. Goddamn. Marcus has this huge smile on his face like, “Wow…wasn’t expectin’ that!” That’s a happy man right there.
***
Scene Five:
Chiquita Lopez gives us just a short bit of tease before she starts sucking the dicks of Mr. Marcus and Brian Surewood. Surewood bends her over and fucks her pussy standing doggie while Marcus keeps his dick in her mouth. The guys switch ends so that Marcus has his turn at her doggie, too while Surewood gets head. Double vag doggie follows with Surewood on the bottom, Marcus on top. Next, Chiquita’s DP’d doggie, Surewood in her ass, Marcus in her snatch. Cut to Chiquita bouncing off of Surewood’s lap anal cowgirl while sucking and stroking Marcus. I can see why they call this girl a firecracker, she’s full speed ahead for every act they perform. She doesn’t talk, there’s no wasted motion, she just fucks and fucks you well, keeping every orifice open for business and all her appendages busy and working. After some reverse cowgirl anal with Marcus, he bends her over for some anal doggie and Chiquita never takes Surewood’s dick out of her mouth the entire time. The same goes for Mr. Marcus when Surewood is tappin’ her ass doggie, once she gets his dick in, she never breaks that airtight seal. After a quick tandem blowjob, Chiquita settles back onto Marcus’ lap for more reverse cowgirl anal and then doggie anal with Surewood. She switches to anal doggie with Marcus and he drops a MONSTER load right into her gape, that runs out and drips over her pussy. She gets down on her knees and uses both hands to twist Surewood’s cum out and he shoots it all over her forehead and eyes. She gives him some aggressive post-cum head and then lies back, out of breath, face covered with streaks of cum.
*** ½
Scene Six:
I’m almost afraid to watch this scene. Ariana Jollee and Jada Fire . Jada’s attacked just as aggressively by a dildo-weidling Ariana as she is by Sasha who’s packing the real dick for this scene. Ariana bends Jada over and fingers her pussy and ass simultaneously while Sasha does his best to cut off Jada’s air supply with his dick. Ariana likes what she sees so she comes over and voluntarily deep throats his dick down to the balls. Jada’s made to suck both Sasha’s real dick and Ariana’s purple strap-on at the same time. Sasha fucks Jada doggie first, with Ariana occasionally sucking his cock. Then Jada rides Ariana’s strap-on reverse cowgirl before riding Sasha cowgirl. Already I’m not really liking this scene as much as I thought I would. Ariana’s acting more as a second male in this scene and hasn’t done much more than cheer along Jada and suck dick a little. Jada’s doing all the fucking thus far. Finally, Ariana hops onto Sasha’s prick reverse cowgirl anal and gives up the type of performance I paid to see. She rides that motherfucker like mad while Jada fills Ariana’s pussy up with that purple dildo. Ariana looks fantastic as usual, I really dig her body and natural rack. She’s something else when she cums, too. Jada hops on reverse cowgirl anal next and Ariana rams Jada’s pussy with that dildo like she’s trying to saw down a tree. Ariana sucks Sasha’s dick as it comes out of Jada’s ass and then Jada lies back to have her ass fucked mish, Ariana still working A2OGM duty. Soon, it’s Ariana’s turn to have her asshole reamed in mish, so Jada hangs around down there to lick Sasha’s dick clean whenever it comes out of Ariana’s ass. Sasha creampies Ariana’s asshole real good and when Jada is done sucking his cock dry, Ariana hovers over Jada’s face and drops the load out onto Jada’s chin. Jada twirls her tongue over Ariana’s asshole and then Jollee comes down to tongue kiss Jada and swap cum with her. Wow. Pretty damn hawt. These are two dirty fun-loving gals.
****
Extras:
Behind the Scenes with Ariana Jollee & Jada Fire (six minutes), Staci Thorn & Katin (seven minutes). 20 Minute Bonus Scene with Deja Daire & Vanilla Skye with Scott Nails. Extra Sex with Ariana Jollee (five minute one-on-one scene with Scott Nails) and Jada Fire & Winter (a pretty light-skinned black girl with a really nice natural rack who‘s like part Devin DeRay, part Fire and part Mya Lovely, 15 minute scene). Photo Gallery, Cum Shot Recap, Website Info. As with all Diabolic DVDs, you have the option to turn the music off during the main feature.
Comments: Solid down and dirty fair from Diabolic, as per usual. If you dig the cast, rent it then decide on a purchase.


