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All Forums > The Porn Pool > The Porn Pool Forum Page 679 > 5 guy cream pie sucked !
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DoctorStiffy
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11 Posts
8/04
Posted - Aug 31 2004 : 7:29PM
I rented the new five guy cream pie since I love Sativa Rose. I don't know if I have seen a movie with worse action, and production values in a long time.

The angles are terrible, no good insertion shots, no good positioning, bad lighting, no pussy eating. The girls fuck the guys one at a time, with very little group action.

What a dud.

And I thought Ed Powers movies were bad !


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localboy
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West LA
55 Posts
4/04
Posted - Aug 31 2004 : 7:31PM
I totally agree.

I purchased the ones with Aurora Snow and Ariana Jolee (#1 and #9, I think) because I'm a fan of both of them.

I'll never buy those again.

Compare this to what I was expecting to see, from Kayla Marie's scene in Cumdrippers #6- group action, no cut away for cleanup after one creampie, etc.

That, and Kick Ass keeps peddling Mary Carey, the least entertaining porn star in recent memory. Thanks for nothing, you guys.

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Glory Boy
Member

214 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 1 2004 : 10:07AM
i have to agree....the concept of 5 guy creampie is awesome but with the cutaways and obvious cleanup it cheats the viewer. and i hate it when the guys have the skit to draw #s to see who goes first, as if it mattered because of the cleanup. there have been some hot chicks but overall the series could be so much better. Vol 5 with Jessica Darlin, Tera Bond and Jasmine Lynn was the best with at least some good dripping creampies out of hot chicks. the later volumes i think have some not that great looking girls. the newest one with Sativa had some seriously disappointing popshots....the first gal from Germany was really cute i thought, but her creampie cumshot scenes were really weak with nothing coming out.
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Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 1 2004 : 10:12AM
I once bought the volume with Claire James and I can't believe how much it sucked. It shouldn't have surprised me after seeing "Directed by Andre Madness" on the boxcover. The creampies were very weak and so was the sex action. I FF most of the action.

When will Mark Kulkis see that this Andre Madness guy is bringing his company down, I mean he already ruined the once great Barefoot Confidential serie!

From now on I won't buy any movies directed by that guy and the Smokin' serie is the only serie I will buy from KAP because it has some nice foot shots in it.

Edited by - Ramsey on 9/1/2004 10:14:00 AM

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Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)
1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 1 2004 : 12:16PM
I actually enjoyed his Barefoot Confidential #16 very much.
Of course I find Faith Adams to be one of the most beautiful women in the world, so her scene helped a lot.
I was a pity she didn't get to give one of her unbelievable blowjobs, but it was still good.
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Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 1 2004 : 1:36PM
The BC serie was great when it was a POV serie directed by Kulkis himself. Then Madness turned it into a normal porn serie and he lost me. I mean only Andres Madness can ruin a foot-scene with Monica Sweetheart :-( That scene from BC17 would have been so much better if Kulkis would have shot that scene with her.

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scrotencemalone
Deactivated User

167 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 1 2004 : 1:40PM
I disagree I have 1&2 and those absolutely rule!
Lola's and Cameron's scenes are my favorite.
if a title says 5 Guy cream pie that's what you're getting. What other series gives you 5 internal pops in a row with some of the best women in the biz?
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FallofBecause
Member

Do you have a masturbation escape plan?
251 Posts
10/03
Posted - Sep 2 2004 : 4:38AM
I think the only saving grace of this very formulaic and boring series is their "All-naked sex" theme with some generous body display shots of the girls, but only just. What frustrates me most with this series apart from the obvious clean-ups is the rather detached deliberation in the way creampies are delivered, merely for the sake of showing a cum dripout which is in itself rather weak, as Glory Boy mentioned. Major areas the director clearly needs to improve on are - better positions, better angles, better positions, angles, and more intensity in the fuck scenes, and yes - no clean-ups. Clean-ups defeat the purpose of a 5 guy creampie IMO.

Bring back Mike Hott's Sloppy Seconds, and Puaka Vision's Kubrick-esque fish eye creampie gangbangs, for raw intense no-cleanup creampie raunch. IMO the only companies so far that come close and are improving in this genre are Devils Film and Zero Tolerance.

Not produced anymore, but try the 'Sloppy Seconds' series.
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Glory Boy
Member

214 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 2 2004 : 10:03AM
Sloppy Seconds had some great creampie gangbang action...the only drawback to that series is most of the girls used in it were pigs (with exception of course like Katrina, Layla Jade etc). but the action was top notch with some really messing endings. i guess back then you couldnt hire too many pretty girls to do a film like that but in this day and age where it's the norm for girls to do freakshow shit, the 5 Guy CP series strikes out in achieving what the viewer THINKS he is gonna get.
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nuttyman
Member

44 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 2 2004 : 11:28AM
What about #6 with Roxy? She is my new favorite gal! is this one worth watching?
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Glory Boy
Member

214 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 3 2004 : 9:45AM
#6 is good...it's been a while since i saw it but each of the 3 gals is hot (esp Roxy and Haley....and Fiona is looking pretty good in this). again the creampies cover the range of good to really poor. the problem with this series is in their approach to the 5 Guy CP...with girls THIS hot (roxy & haley), this movie should have been out of the park, but as it is it's satisfactory but not mindblowing.
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nuttyman
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44 Posts
5/04
Posted - Sep 3 2004 : 11:12AM
that's too bad cause she is so hot. I can't wait to see RLD's GB#3!
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creamlover
Member

68 Posts
1/03
Posted - Sep 3 2004 : 11:12PM
I agree. I dislike the cleanup and lack of squirting cum during fucking on each consecutive guy in "5 guy creampie" series.

Also I agree that the women used in Mike Hott's "Sloppy Seconds" are well, worse than seconds. Not that I am expecting perfect women (in fact, I hate silicone and all that, wanting natural curvy women), but the choice of girls in Sloppy Seconds leaves a lot to be desired. HOWEVER the raw REAL sloppy seconds (and 5ths!) is hot (even considering the guys look uglier than me, and I am not that great looking of a guy myself!)

Is there a happy medium? Sometimes in Puaka or GGG german films, but it's hit and miss.

C'mon studios---give us REAL sloppy seconds, with normal (gonzo) or made up (porn) girls and decent enough guys, with NO CLEANUP. That's what us cum/creampie lovers want.

Oh yeah.. Katrina (I think it was her name) was pretty hot in Sloppy Seconds. Many (unfortunately) would classify her as a BBW, but actually she's just slightly heavy, but had a lot of nice curves without being unappealing (if you're not into bbw). She was the girl that saved SS #3 for me.. nicer face to look at and more into it than the other girls, though the dripping pussies in the rest of the video were so much better than any other i've watched.

Edited by - CreamLover on 9/3/2004 11:16:16 PM

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