Lunacy, why are you even trying to contort your bodies into this MOST uncomfortable and least satisfying inhuman position? And NO, there's nothing wrong with you! People who claim "Well, you're just not doing it right" etc, I would suggest their partners are being less than honest with them. It doesn't seem to matter what height the partners are, either, I have tried this with several partners, with varying degrees of negative results.
PLEASE, everyone - Just Say No to 69! Do not give in to peer pressure! Just because in theory it SHOULD feel good, everyone claims to be doing it, etc. is no reason to put yourself at risk for outright neck injuries/choking/suffocation incidents. Join the '69 SUCKS' movement today!
"I never had any troubles with 69. But avoid baked beans. Just in case."
ROFL!!! Planet, you crack me up. I'm glad to hear you never had problem, let alone an injury with this. If you were to rank it on a scale of favorite positions, with 1 being the worst, 10 the best, where would you put it?
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Posted - Jun 20 2001 : 12:07PM
Fourth or fifth. Actually, to me, 69 is more like a section of the foreplay games.
While I don't quite share Blondie's hatred - retract those claws - I will chime in on her side. 69 can be fun but one or both partners almost has to hold back. You will be much happier pleasing each other one at a time.
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Posted - Jun 20 2001 : 12:53PM
69 all just depends on the bodies involved. some work together - some don't. i don't think there's anything you can do to make it more comfortable - other than switching who's on top.
sorry, db, but it's one of my favorites (though not for everyday use.) i think selfish people like me tend to enjoy it more
Well, we are within 1" 1/2 inches of being the same height.
So when he is on top, I have to bend his cock back so that's pointing straight down so I can get at it, (scared I'll break it!) then I'm like stuck, I've got him, I can suck on him, but I better not move or I'll be sinkig my teeth in, and if he leans back I'll choke.
so if he moves up, and can reach my pussy to lick it, then i can barley reach him.
i dunno, i have never been a fan of 69. i like seeing and feeling my parter react, and in 69 i am either...*see above* or, too distracted to return the favor.
so i was just curious if we missed something or what, lol.
thanks all
oh, and no worries, it did not impede fantastic sex, we moved on and more than made up for it.
so if he moves up, and can reach my pussy to lick it, then i can barley reach him.
i dunno, i have never been a fan of 69. i like seeing and feeling my parter react, and in 69 i am either...*see above* or, too distracted to return the favor.
so i was just curious if we missed something or what, lol.
thanks all
oh, and no worries, it did not impede fantastic sex, we moved on and more than made up for it.
so if he moves up, and can reach my pussy to lick it, then i can barley reach him.
i dunno, i have never been a fan of 69. i like seeing and feeling my parter react, and in 69 i am either...*see above* or, too distracted to return the favor.
so i was just curious if we missed something or what, lol.
thanks all
oh, and no worries, it did not impede fantastic sex, we moved on and more than made up for it.
so if he moves up, and can reach my pussy to lick it, then i can barley reach him.
i dunno, i have never been a fan of 69. i like seeing and feeling my parter react, and in 69 i am either...*see above* or, too distracted to return the favor.
so i was just curious if we missed something or what, lol.
thanks all
oh, and no worries, it did not impede fantastic sex, we moved on and more than made up for it.
Hatred I think is too strong a word, Prince0. I was trying to use humor to make my point - and it IS nice to hear that some, such as Evil and Steph have found it to be quite pleasurable. I do think however, that it is overrated, thus leaving some feeling as if they're doing something wrong or somehow 'dysfunctional' as in Luna's case. I'm merely speaking up for and providing validation that 69 is not all that it's cracked up to be, if you will, especially if you're on the dreaded bottom position.
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Posted - Jun 20 2001 : 1:32PM
I like to stay on the bottom during the 69.
I stay in a relaxed position, and free to lick her pussy, her asshole, her legs and whatever else my tongue wants to probe. Plus, my hands are free to add the finishing touches.
I HATE this position. The view is abominable and is VERY off putting. I mean...come on, man!!!!!!
GATOR
"A shaven pussy is a happy pussy." -William Shakespeare
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Posted - Jun 20 2001 : 4:27PM
Uh... what view? The view of a pussy in super-close? Meesa like it. Put some spikes inside and you get something that looks exactly like the Sarlacc Pit from Return of the Jedi , BEFORE Lucas bastardized it in the Special Edition...
Go Gator! I hadn't even thought about the aesthetics involved, but you're quite right. If one does manage to get an eye open while trying to gasp for air, or avoiding a neck sprain, they might want to close it, so as not to compound the injury!!! hee hee
I have never ever ever.. never ever ever never ever 69 with steph...
What i like is the easy access to licking all the parts.. the weight of the girl on top. and the pubic hairs not in my nose.. thats the part i like least in anything.. pubic hairs up the nose.. always makes me feel like i'm gonna hurl..
luna & Saki.. if its not feelin good for ya.. just forget it..
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Posted - Jun 20 2001 : 10:47PM
I am also 1 1/2" shorter than John, and we've gotten the hang of 69. (It's 69 whether side by side or top-bottom...). Personally I like top-bottom. One of our favorites is to spend most of the time with John fingering me because he loves to look at my pussy (shame on you Gator for saying a woman's pussy isn't pretty!! ) while I suck him. Of course, one of the things I like most about 69 is that I love to deep throat, so maybe that's a big part of it. By deep throating, I can't see his face, but I can definitely feel him react. And hearing him can be a big turnon. Oh yeah, and my chest is within easy reach for him.
We're kind of freaks too, though... 69 is a good preface to face sitting, warming up for anal, me cuming on his face... Before John though, I never used to like 69.
What's the matta there, Planet? Sprain something? he he
quote: "Evil and Steph have found it to be quite pleasurable"
Oh, wait a minute..I'm quoting myself. Uh, sorry I should have said, Evil, Steph, and their partners found it quite pleasurable. But then, their partners might have a whole different opinion on that. LOL!
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Posted - Jun 21 2001 : 12:36AM
Do you know how to remove stains from the CEILING?
It's not my favorite position, but it isn't too bad. It's sometimes uncomfortable since I'm a few inches taller than mrs. astro, but it still works well for us. It did, however, take a little practice to get our bodies to fit right. Maybe that's what you need Luna. More Practice!
There is an extremely simple solution for those times when you and your partner aren't quite a perfect fit while 69ing. I'm a male who's partner has a short torso. My solution is for me to be on the bottom. I simply take a pillow and roll it up a bit, then I lay my head against the pillow. This props my head up (I get a better angle with my tongue too, for those plying along at home). This usually works pretty well, but many times I like to finish by rolling her over and saying to hell with the 69-- I just like to pleasure her until she cums. It's not that she can't cum with my head on the pillow, it's just that I like to up the ante for her and so I prefer to focus on just pleasuring her. I have yet to receive any cumplaints.
I realize I'm in the wrong forum here (the ole str8 vs gay thing) but I LOVE 69 ! ! ! The male/male anatomy just lends itself perfectly to the position. Female/female works really well also, I'm told. It's only when you blatant heteros start mixing sexes that there are problems. ~ GaySatyr