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pb3
Member

UK
19 Posts
2/01
Posted - May 1 2006 : 12:12PM
Hi Folks,

One of those trivial things I've always wanted to mention but have never gotten around to it until now.

I'm a UK porn fan and a lot of the porn fodder comes from the US market. Special thanks to Adult DVD Now for taking the risk many years ago, leading to the opening of the UK porn floodgates.

Now I notice that just about all the US titles feature an FBI warning /"Custodian of Records" splash screen at the beginning. The skip buttons are disabled for anything up to 60 seconds during the time. A few titles allow you to ffwd through the splash screen but these are few and far between.

This pause may seem trivial but porn is afterall an "instant gratification" thing and this delay in getting to the action can sometimes seem like an eternity and can even extinguish the geyser on occasion :)

So - is this non-skippable splash screen a legal requirement that US porn studios must adhere to?

On a related note I notice that some of the "less established - aka cheap" studios add almost 3 minutes of non skippable phone sex adds prior to the main feature. Yep I know you get what you pay for but surely such a practice does little to help one's reputation or sales figures. I rate this practice almost as bad as having performers on the cover but not in the movie. Having been stung a couple of times by this, the studios in question are now on my permanent "avoid" list. Luckily these practices have not become widespread and are virtually non existent among the premier studios.

Other than the above minor peeves I'm an avid porn fan. Been on the board for a few years now but this is my first post to the porn pool :)

Best Wishes
pb3

Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - May 1 2006 : 12:16PM
That's the only downside of DVD compared to VHS, the fact that you can't skip certain parts and are forced to watch sex ads and the FBI warning. Some companies force you to watch like 3 minutes of sex ads before the movie actually starts. No wonder people are ripping DVD's and only use the best parts.
Soon to be Dead
Member

18 Posts
3/05
Posted - May 1 2006 : 12:26PM
Try hitting the stop button and then hit play. Almost every time it will go directly to the longest title on the disc

That or hack your DVD player like me :)

LubeNLuv
Senior Member

1854 Posts
3/06
Posted - May 1 2006 : 12:37PM
My DVD player in the bedroom (where we watch porn) is a Philips DVD/Divx player. It lets me skip right thru any of the "must watch" prelude stuff, whereas my Sony on the bigscreen downstairs won't let me do that. I think there are quite a few DVD player hacks out there that let you bypass this garbage. Google your DVD player/model num plus the word "hack" and see what you come up with.
Mr. Hollywood
Member

LA
14 Posts
3/06
Posted - May 1 2006 : 1:15PM
Yeah, I won't buy Vivid anymore because of their endless commercials. And the logo graphic in the beginning is horrible. It takes five minutes of fast forwarding until you get to the Vivid feature, which is usually pixalated too.

Amazing they are the industry leader and put out such bad DVD's.. I have banned them from my order list even though I like a lot of their contract girls.

 
stefank60
Member

Gold Trader on ADT
383 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 2 2006 : 4:11PM
The Only ?

Not in my opinion Ramsey.

For me by far the biggest downside to DVD is the fragility of the medium.

I have never, that's right never had a VHS adult movie snap, twist get tangled etc.

However with DVD titles I must be up to at least 15 if not 20 or more titles that play fine 1 minute and the next time get to a certain point and the image freezes and that's it.

There was a thread in the technical forum on here a while back where several people reported the same problem. This weekend I had another disc that has played fine umpteen times before suddenly shudder to a halt.

Oh btw I do look after my discs very well - I do NOT keep them in hard cases as I feel that prising them from the spindle causes strain (plus the space saving) I instead keep them in a "DJ Style" case with little , hanging plastic wallets with cloth in the middle to keep opposite discs seperate.

I'm completely fed up with DVD as a medium - anyone know if/when something more solid/reliable will loom in the horizon ?

Also I wonder why DVD's are so darned fragile and prone to giving up just because they feel like it ?

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Edited by - stefank60 on 5/2/2006 4:28:26 PM

quarrion
Member

SYD
26 Posts
4/06
Posted - May 2 2006 : 5:47PM
The only bypass is to get a harddisk player like a Kiss
or a server PC with harddisk and a network player. All the
porn I watched is not CSS encoded, so you can legally copy your
smut onto your machine and watch it on demand there. Much
less trouble with HD compared to the flimsy optical medium.

The reason why DVDs are so hopeless compared to CDs is that
due to the increased resolution, they need to shine the beam
under a wider angle into the medium. Hence the transparent part
of the disk must be much thinner than in a CD. The metal layer
in a DVD is in the middle of two plastic disks whereas in
the CD it is on one side of the disk. That makes the DVD
very breakable and also very senitive to dirt, dust, and
fingerprints.
I agree that it is a medium at its technical limit.

pwing
Member

413 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 2 2006 : 5:51PM
Perhaps the new HDDVD or BluRay discs will address the problem with fragility... only time will tell. But I think that the FBI disclaimer is here to stay.

Aside from that I would suggest a little patience on your part. "Instant Gratification" is all well and good but it shouldn't turn you off from watching a scene just because you have to wait a short time to get to the title screen.

Since it does, however, I would suggest that you first find some reputable studios that produce the kind of product that you enjoy and burn the scenes that you enjoy to blank DVD's to watch. It takes a bit of legwork but there are many intuitive applications out there that make the process painless and it might save you some headache in the future.




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