Reviewers Recommend Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack Director: Pat Myne Starring: Vince Karter, Zac Wild, Summer Vixen, Lilith Grace, River Lynn, Victor Ray, Tessa Thomas, Jay Romero. Read review
Listen, the REAL way to get noticed on ADT is to do insightful reviews. So why don't both of you get together, share a bottle of merlot, and do a Siskel and Ebert (Did one die? What's it now called?) version of a head-to-head review of A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #5 for the benefit of the nearly 14,000 viewers of this vital, scintillating thread.
I'm guessing that your request is for more info about Julea London, but if by some small chance you were talking about Jada Fire, you can find her listed at la direct models. They have some fantastic photos that show off her pouty lips, thick ass, and extremely ripe breast.
Though, Jada Fire is my favorite black girl, at the moment, Angel Eyes (world modeling), who I've seen very little of, also looks like quite a prize.
That fully blown asshole belongs to he inimitable ass artist Pamela. She turns her colon inside out so you can see the pink sugarwalls of her love tunnel. A colon rose by any other name would smell as sweet....
A touching vignette scene is in PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES #4. After sheading a tear watching MILLION DOLLAR BABY, I decided to do my ode to Hillary Swank's Oscar-winning performance in the guise of MILLION DOLLAR BOOBY. It's a big-breast fanatic's dream come true. Cover girl Vanessa Michaels struggles with her topless boxing skills until she finds the inspiration and training she needs from hard-nosed coach Manuel Ferrara. Look out, Clint Eastwood! They go toe to toe and cock to pussy for the full 12 rounds before Vanessa goes for the title. Will she win?? Will this movie be the underdog to repeat at next year's Oscars?? The buzz is starting....."Mo cushla!"
Getting back to praising the efforts of the cum swallowers in A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON #5, who did the best job? Who deserves to come back for more? Who needs more training?
So far Hillary Scott is the best girl I've ever witnesed to conjure up and deal with the goo. She has an amazing additude and will even get naked off camera just to give the guys something pleasant to look at. God bless that little tramp! Between BAKER'S DOZEN and GOOD SOURCE OF IRON Hillary Scott takes the cream of the crop if you know what I mean.
I have to agree regarding Hillary..she is Number 1 and i'll not tire of seeing her in either series. I'm looking forward to her scene with Courney Cumz in BD # 6, though have to enjoy # 5 first! With regards to the other girls in AGSOI #5 i can honestly say that they all did a great job. There wasn't a bad or even just okay scene in the entire dvd. Every scene was really good. Both Jackie Ashe and Staci Thorn (bonus)were new to me and i'd love to see more of them in both series.
I hope to post a mini review in the next few days. Brandon, if i do, can you leak a few cast details for BD #5..hoping Alecktra will be in it, as per BD 4 trailer. Also, did Taryn Thomas ever conact you?
Hillary earns extra points for the only cum-swallower so far who's had to come up with, and execute, a way of swallowing multiple wads of cum being dribbled into her mouth by another cum vixen. It's a kind of 'gobble, gobble, swill, gulp' movement that she has going on.
Alicia Alighatti - hope that's spelt correctly - has the best body of any girl in GSOI for a while. I would love to see her paired with Steve Holmes and Brandon. We've not seen Brandon doing much tag-teaming of late...
Oh and Brandon, can you fix it for me to see Harmony Rose in one of your movies. You know who i mean.
Jimbo: If I could keep up with the rest of the guys at PX and RLD, I would be tag-teaming all day long. For the meantime and in between time, I will focus on doing the best I can in my own stuff.
RE: Harmony Rose. Don't know her but will look into meeting her.
Zippo: RE: I hope to post a mini review in the next few days. - Sooner is better! Get on it!
Brandon, if i do, can you leak a few cast details for BD #5..hoping Alecktra will be in it, as per BD 4 trailer. -- Yes, Alektra will be in it. She's the star!
RE: Also, did Taryn Thomas ever conact you? -- Yes, we exchanged e-mails. She seems really motivated.
Brandon I'd definitely hook up with Taryn, she is in the biz for all the right reasons and I think she'd give you a terrific scene in a few of your series so best of luck making it happen!!
How about getting some large breasted chicks like a christy parks, or a cassandra or some ladies along those lines. Or some euro's like jane darling or laura lion. That would be great to see some hotties like that downing loads of jizzle!
I like the first part of your suggestions. Not sure if Christy Parks still is active. I remember doing something with her 5 years ago. RE: euros. Next time I am over in Budapest or Prague, I will see if it's possible. I know that during a recent trip to Montreal, I was informed that something big like a BAKER'S DOZEN shoot would be next to impossible. You do the best that you can with what you've got. I love Jane Darling but doubt if she would agree to do massive swallowing like is required in A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON. When I hired her for PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES Box cover, she didn't want to swallow 2 loads! Yikes!! Once I rattled off some titles where I knew she swallowed, she changed her mind. Thanks!
Harmony Rose kicks ass! Please make every effort to book her.
See her scene in Deep Throat This #21 and Peter North's POV (forget the number). Awesome stuff. One of the best pairs of eyes in all of porn! And she seems to enjoy cum as well. A perfect fit for BOTH Bakers and Good Source
Ryan you are absoultley right! Next to my beloved ass fucking, cum guzzling holds a special place in my heart. Who else is in Feeding Frenzy 7, Good Source of Iron 5 and Down the Hatch 15 all in one month? Who else swallows in No Swallowing Allowed? Nobody!!! I am cum swallowing champion of the world!!! Gobble, gobble, swill, gulp!
She can do a cameo in GSOI #6 just like Britney Madison did in GSOI #2. Speaking of Britney, she need needs to come back too! I love that slut. Maybe a plastering in the next Baker's Dozen.
Agreed, we need to keep this thread going for all eternity. Need to bump the BD thread too, heh.
Are you bribing me with cum? Damn you know me too well! I would love to swallow more loads for Good Source of Iron, especially since I was given the least amount of loads last time.....
Are you bribing me with cum? Damn you know me too well! I would love to swallow more loads for Good Source of Iron, especially since I was given the least amount of loads last time..... [/quote]
I for one will be hoping the bribe succeeds Hillary! You are indeed the cum swallowing queen!
Zippo: RE: I hope to post a mini review in the next few days. - Sooner is better! Get on it
As promised
AGSOI #5is the latest in this great series that concentrates on beautiful girls enjoying swallowing multiple loads of cum. It opens with Kelly Wells collecting 8 loads in a cocktail glass before downing the whole lot in one! A welcome variety of scenes follow featuring some lovely girls including established stars such as Hillary Scott (my personal #1 favourite) and Melissa Lauren to relative newcomers like the very enthusiastic Jackie Ashe. There are some great girls here, all of them in fact, and there is some brief chat at the beginning of many of the scenes. I really appreciate this as you get to know a little of the girl's personality and her attitude to the forthcoming scene. It is so good to have the girls feature in more than one scene too.
If you think you may like this film i can only say that you should go ahead and get it. The camerawork is excellent but it is the girls, their enjoyment of swallowing cum, and the variety of scenes that make this the ultimate swallowing dvd. I hear that #6 in in the making but i can't see how it can get any better than this.
Touche, H. Scott. You not only dodged the awkward question of singling out what series you enjoyed most, you made me want to bring you back for more. I hereby grant you the key to the location aka my office....uh oh...as some of you may know, Red Light District and Platinum X have now moved into a new building. It's the porn equivalent of the Pentagon, complete with ultra secret plans for world domination. But I digress: Since the key to the old location will not work anymore -- or you could be sucking off some stranger who manufactures widgets -- I grant you the key to the new office/location. You will be the first girl shot there...with as many man whores as you want.
I am sorry you received the least number of loads in AGSOI #5. You deserve more! Let's do it.
Gato: You had me at "cameo." The rest is up to the pint-sized porn star Hillary. RE: Britney Madison. I spoke to her a few months ago. She is studying full time in another state and is no longer doing porn.
Zippo: Thanks for writing the review! I appreciate the feedback!
Haven't been in the new building, Ryan, so I don't know our neighbours. If your are referring to a past company, no worries. It's all good. I wish them well.
Hillary should have her own Gatorade flavour. Imagine the commercials! Cum-coloured sweat dripping off her body.
Hillary (eyes to camera): "Cum-flavoured Gatorade! Is it in you?"
If you come back for a cameo, please please please do another cum-swapping scene (this time swap back and forth) :) Your scene with Kelly Wells in GSOI#6 just drained my nuts dry. My favorite scene by far.
Loved you in Feeding Frenzy 7 and No Swallowing Allowed 5 too. My testicles have been working overtime lately.
Brandon, I will take as many man whores as you can get! I promise I won't let one drop of cum go on the floor of your new office! I'm down with cum swapping, as long as I get to swallow of course!
Gato is now my new Production Manager, Hillary. You will have to clear this with him. Have your people talk to his people. Thanks and prepare to open extra-wide, Brandon
Got it in the mail this week and so far I'm most impressed by Melissa Lauren having a hard time swallowing telling us she needs to practice... Hope it does well so more stars want to do the series.
Cumwhipper: Believe it or not, this movie HAS to sell well just to break even! It's far more expensive than anything else I produce, so I need to sell many more copies just to have it pay for itself. I'll let you know when that happens!
Gunzo: Put your thoughts in a review, my friend! Melissa Lauren really did her best and I am grateful to her. No where else will you see what she did like in AGSOI....that's for sure. She is a very experienced porn star, so to see her push her limits was special.
Update: AGSOI 5 is still Platinum X's number one seller on several sites. Still hoping to climb higher at adultdvdempire.com so it could break into the top 10. This could be the one!
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Mr. Iron...I too enjoy your line of movies, particularly AGSOI. I really like when you have the cum cocktails. I would love to see more of those! It's especially erotic when the gal is holding the glass with great anticipation and enthusiasm! It's simply wonderful! Astrid comes to mind with her brilliant performance in the last volume. Please continue the excellent work and I will be recommending this to all my porn buddies! Lol...(porn buddies sounds silly doesn't it?) I'll do a review of this soon. Thanks.
Great! I like shooting the cum cocktails. It's a different way to start the movie. There are more loads given in the first minute of AGSOI than in many other company's entire movie. It was a great idea to start off AGSOI #1 with the cocktail and Britney Madison wrote the textbook on how to do it. Since then, Gia Paloma, Kelly Wells, Melissa Lauren, Faith, and Astrid really put on a show doing it. To them for doing it, thanks! To those who watch it, thanks!
Big Wet Asses 34 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Jun 25 2005 : 11:41PM
