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| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | Mouth, Pussy, Anal, titty-fucking, ass-cheek-fucking, handjobs, foot jobs and hair-fucking may soon welcome a new addition to the Parts-Of-A-Woman-To-Fuck club. I watched the new Digital Playground movie "Cheerleaders" this past week. Interesting movie made more so by the my first viewing of Adrenalynn (aka Adrianna Lynn), a 5'3", 110 lb, fake breasted dynamo. Watching her fuck for the first time, it appeared that her asshole was, well, uh, not exactly, uh, wiped clean. This was cause for some detective work. Surely DP wouldn't allow their newest contract girl to appear on film with shit, stray hairs and dingleberries on the surface of her newly contracted asshole, would they? Using the freeze frame and zoom-in buttons on the remote, I discovered something amazing which was them confirmed by IAFD.com. Her asshole is tatooed. Yes, you read right, ASSHOLE IS TATTOOED!!! The specific tattoo is "Jarrod's Little Fuck Doll". Uh huh Anyways, Adrenalynn wears the style of earings that enlarges the earlobe by putting progressivley larger circles in the lobe to stretch it out. Think about what those african ladies do with the lip plates and you'll get the picture. If not, here is a picture: http://www.throatedbitches.com/hw-adrenalynn/008.jpg If she gets that sucker up a few more sizes, then BINGO, you have instant Earlobe Fucking. And speaking of those lip plates, if a newbie really wants to make her mark, what could possibly be better than being the first starlet to give oral through the lip-plate hole or deep throat through the lip-plate hole. Surely I am not the first person to come up with this. Is there any porn like this already in existance? [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 | You forgot armpit fucking. |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | So there is the story. Anyone else think this is stupid? |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | Now, I'm not normally the business of passing judgement, but as a fan of porn, I'm allowed and, in fact, invited to do just that. Come on, tattooing your asshole?!? Different? yeah - Stupid? that's up to the public (of which I am one). My only point, and having now read the prior posts on this topic I am far from the only one with this opinion, why tattoo something on your asshole that looks like you wiped wrong? THAT, I do not understand. |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | |
| conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03 | bigfoot I am in total agreement and could not have said that better. I especially appreciate the m*a*s*h quote. My favorite part of the asshole tattoo is that it objectifies it's owner. And for CMJ wedding rings may be "cliche" but you can take your ring off and throw it across the room if you are ever through wearing the thing. If anything tattoos are cliched at this point, so many people have one that I think it's cooler not to have one. If I ever see something that might make a cool tattoo I know that it would make a much better t-shirt. When I was in school I saw legions of sorority girls with stupid tramp stamps, why would I want to do anything that would make me similar to them? |
| Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03 |
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| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 |
about the stretching/cutting... mine are stretched to 1 1/8" (1.125"). I've taken them out before and my ears close up to a degree but it's still very noticable. Not as much as if they were cut but some damage has been done. Once you go past a certain point, you can't return to normal ears, stretched or cut. |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | |
| blowfish Member 874 Posts 1/08 | |
| mindee Member If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun! 717 Posts 10/06 | |
| Adrenalynn Member http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold 570 Posts 2/08 | |
| Hypermastia Deactivated User These R The Buttocks Of Ryan Star: No Butt Can Compare 248 Posts 6/07 | ![]() The Behind the scenes are great with some of the girls freaking out from the sensation of Sperm Cells jumping up and down on their ear drums. |
| Dan Senior Member 2056 Posts 6/07 | |
| mindee Member If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun! 717 Posts 10/06 |
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| axlsfury Senior Member 1110 Posts 7/04 | |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 |
i was thinking about this today at work...if you don't like the stuff, move on and watch something you like. But to come on here and bash a star (who posts here nonetheless) saying something about her is stupid is just retarded. There's plenty of stars that I dislike something about but I don't come on here and talk about their saggy boobs or messed up teeth, etc. I do that out of respect because it's very dick to come on here and trash someone and it's even more dick when the star posts here. We should be thankful that there's a forum like this where we can interact with people we are fans of. Keep bashing the stars and they'll go away and it'll be a bunch of dudes talking about jacking off and shit with no industry people participating because they were all run off by the dickheads. If you wanna do that, go to the other forum. If you don't like something about someone, that's totally cool. Just don't make a post bashing it about that person, especially when the person graces us with her presence and will read it. That's just very douchebaggy to do that and that shit's not needed here. Have respect for the people and their feelings before you start posting shit about how what they've chosen to do is 'stupid'. I'm sure there's plenty of shit here about everyone that posts here that someone else would consider stupid; that's life. You don't have to point it out because everyone has something that would be considered stupid by other people. Everyone has different tastes. Move on. Don't be a douchebag and point out stuff you don't like because for every person that hates it, there's another that digs it and thinks it's great. I'm not a fan of deflated boobs or BBWs, but you don't see me making a post to point that out. Be nice to the stars that post here and respect them or they will go away. Then it will be Fat-Balding-Dudes-Talking-About-Whacking-It-Talk.com, and none of us want that. |
| Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 |
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| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 |
Adrenalynn, I again wish you the very best of luck in your career and marriage. Both can be challenging without the involvment of porn so it would seem that you have your work cut out for you. Nonetheless, I'm rooting for you and FJarrod to beat the odds. You certainly have brought something new here to an industry I very much enjoy. New can be good, bad or "wait-and-see" and I feel I am more the latter. I'll reserve judgement until I see your anal debut (which I hope is coming soon). I do love the ears and would love to see the holes even bigger, ya know, for yet another hole to fuck. Edited by - bigfoot on 5/5/2008 6:02:05 AM |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 |
Post some pics of you and let us pass judgement...I'm sure you're a boatload of beauty...haha. Don't talk shit on people if you can't take people calling you out for doing it. That kind of stuff is not cool around here. Respect the stars, especially the ones who are cool enough to post here AND haven't done anything to you to provoke any shit talking. k? thanks. judge----> |
| lenscap Member everywhere 185 Posts 10/05 | |
| blowfish Member 874 Posts 1/08 | |
| Adrenalynn Member http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold 570 Posts 2/08 |
ummmmmm, it may have been in the description of the first scene I did. It was for Reality Kings. the one and only |
| Adrenalynn Member http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold 570 Posts 2/08 | |
| blowfish Member 874 Posts 1/08 |
In an offhanded way you could consider it a complement if you did have all that tattooed. You'd possess the most powerful asshole in Middle Earth. |
| blowfish Member 874 Posts 1/08 | |
| Adrenalynn Member http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold 570 Posts 2/08 | |
| blowfish Member 874 Posts 1/08 | |
| RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01 | Soon, we can have aural sex and nasal sex as well. This brings a whole new meaning to circus sex. I better quit before I hallucinate weird thoughts. |
| Far_Q_holmes Member żGot G's on My Shirt Like GINO? 65 Posts 12/07 | |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 |
As a fan of the industry and a regular contributor of these forums, I did in fact post a thread. However, I did not "talk shit about" Adrenalynn. My friend, I had just watched her for the first time, had never read previous postings about the tattoo'd asshole and had never knew that was possible. So yes, I posted, mostly about the earlobe fucking and in a half joking tone. Did you not see that? Go ahead - go back and read the original post. I'll wait.......My response to the fact that she had tattoo'd her asshole was, and I quote, "uh huh" - Go ahead - take another look - See? Yes, I should burned at the stake. I learned quite a bit about the tattoo asshole (boy, there is something I never thought I'd be typing over and over again) and I appreciate Adrenalyn responding, after your chivalrous defenses, to the TOPIC OF THIS POST - THE EARLOBE FUCKING!! ChodeMasterJ, whereas I am a casual fan compared to you (I have but 1/10th of the postings in these forums compared to you), but I am prepared to make an observation. You feel a kinship with Adrenalynn. It is obvious to me that you fancy her, respect her and probably take pride in the fact that you share a love for holes in the body. You seem to have taken possession of her choices and vigorously defend them as if they were your choices. While some might find that loyal, to be honest, I find it a bit stalker-ish. I've read your past postings and suggest that you take a few deep, cleansing breaths and possibly practice staying 1,000 yards away from tattoo parlors. Think of it as practice for the day that Adrenalynn gets a restaining order from fans that are too possessive. All kidding aside, ChodeMasterJ, I respectfully ask that you accept the fact that the views you have on how the world works are in the minority. I plead with you to understand that by being in the minority, you wake up in the morning already having painted yourself into a corner, with nowhere to go should someone push. So I understand why you attack and challenge me. Feel free to call me a dick as that seems to be in your comfort zone - I sincerely hope it helps. I understand what it is like to be in the minority, so if by belittling my good standing in this community helps you get through the day, I am happy to be the brunt of your anger. Would it surprise you that in almost 700 postings on many varied topics, this is the first back-and-forth argument I've participated in my time on these forums? I'm not here to argue, but my friend, you need to let go. There are 31 flavors out there. I like vanilla and you like tattoed-asshole-cherry. Its all good, baby! As to whether I will post pics of myself for you to pass judgement, I would not be embarrassed but I have to defer to my wife who would be, so I have to dissapoint. I can share that I am a middle-aged, balding shell of who I used to be, though my stature of 6'10", 276 pounds, size-17 shoes and size 42 waist should tell you enough. Yes, I played basketball (hey, it got me a free undergrad education + 1 year of grad school playing D-1 ball) and yes, everything is in proportion (that means I have large hands). I'm department head of a fairly decent-sized company having nothing to do with porn or tattoos. I'm part of the world that wears ties to work and fill up those large buildings in copy-cat cities all over the US of A. For the last three years, I've been dealing with a fairly serious spinal deterioration and have not enjoyed the three spinal surgeries in the past thirteen months. Everyday is a struggle to stand, walk and work. Ballroom dancing out of the question for the time. On the plus side, I get to take an assortment of pain medications which, when mixed with alcohol, can provide quite the buzz. My kids sell the extras at school to supplement their allowances which makes me quite popular with my kid's friends. I have been married for more than twenty-years to the same wonderful woman and have devious, brilliant and beautiful children, none of which have tattoos or holes other than pireced ears. And to answer the big question, no, I do not have a tattoo on my asshole. As you can see, I am dealing with my own issues, mostly medical. I watch porn and join in these discussion as a means of escaping the pain. So as you can imagine (and if you read my past postings) you will find that I am not looking for any (more) battles. I can certainly defend myself (pro se if needed, though as I am a lawyer, I have a problem not charging for my time), but fail to see the benefit of continuing this most pointless and rather droll discussion. So, ChodeMasterJ, my ear-holed, asshole-tattooing-loving patriot, I'm bailing out. Say what you want about me - call me an asshole, an idiot, a tattoo hating freak. Better yet, take one sentence out of a 400-word response and warp it to make your point. If that will make you feel better about yourself, then I concede the argument. You are the bigger man (if you are 6'11" - haha - sorry, I've always loved that line). I was an uneducated fool for asking if anyone else thought tattooing their asshole was stupid and you were right to endlessly chastise me about my intolerance for people who are different. I encourage you to continue doing it even though I will no longer respond. I think it will make you look like the better man, and not a stalker, to continually piling up on me. look at what an racist, asshole-tattooing-hater bigfoot is! Adrenalynn, if I offended you, I sincerely apologize. I had no idea that you posted here, but 2B honest, that makes no difference to me. I think it is great that you are here interacting with your fans and stalkers and I applaud you for being out there with your choices. Obviously, you knew going in that being different would spark discussion and with a few aside, it has been positive. I also appreciate the fact that you are obviously able to separate humor and the uninformed from the posters who take everything so damn seriously (chill dude, I didn't mention your name). Other than that the only thing I can offer to this now, uninteresting, non-argument is a repetative Edited by - bigfoot on 5/6/2008 9:47:35 AM |
| Yankey Doodel Member 283 Posts 11/05 | |
| mindee Member If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun! 717 Posts 10/06 | |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1295 Posts 7/06 | |
| Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03 | |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | whatever your initial intentions were, they came off, to me at least, as being dickish. I might have interpreted it wrong - whatever. you've made your point and i've made mine so this'll end the discussion I guess. good luck with the spine problems.
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