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bigfoot
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1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 3 2008 : 4:56PM
Mouth, Pussy, Anal, titty-fucking, ass-cheek-fucking, handjobs, foot jobs and hair-fucking may soon welcome a new addition to the Parts-Of-A-Woman-To-Fuck club.
I watched the new Digital Playground movie "Cheerleaders" this past week. Interesting movie made more so by the my first viewing of Adrenalynn (aka Adrianna Lynn), a 5'3", 110 lb, fake breasted dynamo. Watching her fuck for the first time, it appeared that her asshole was, well, uh, not exactly, uh, wiped clean. This was cause for some detective work. Surely DP wouldn't allow their newest contract girl to appear on film with shit, stray hairs and dingleberries on the surface of her newly contracted asshole, would they? Using the freeze frame and zoom-in buttons on the remote, I discovered something amazing which was them confirmed by IAFD.com. Her asshole is tatooed. Yes, you read right, ASSHOLE IS TATTOOED!!! The specific tattoo is "Jarrod's Little Fuck Doll".
Uh huh
Anyways, Adrenalynn wears the style of earings that enlarges the earlobe by putting progressivley larger circles in the lobe to stretch it out. Think about what those african ladies do with the lip plates and you'll get the picture. If not, here is a picture:
http://www.throatedbitches.com/hw-adrenalynn/008.jpg
If she gets that sucker up a few more sizes, then BINGO, you have instant Earlobe Fucking.
And speaking of those lip plates, if a newbie really wants to make her mark, what could possibly be better than being the first starlet to give oral through the lip-plate hole or deep throat through the lip-plate hole.
Surely I am not the first person to come up with this. Is there any porn like this already in existance?
threesomebody
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2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 3 2008 : 5:17PM
That asshole tattoo has been discussed here somewhere before. Does anyone know what Jarrod's asshole says? Surely she wouldn't have gone into something so permanent and disgusting all alone.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

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18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - May 3 2008 : 5:57PM
^Adrenalynn posted a link to a video where she explains all about the tattoo, and yeah, she went into it alone. No asshole tat for Jarrod.
Loraine
Senior Member

1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 3 2008 : 7:20PM
These folks should be able to help you out.
You forgot armpit fucking.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 3 2008 : 7:20PM
According to Adrenalynn in her video, when she was 19, she was part of a non-porno 3some (g/g/b) that was so good she wanted to memorialize it with a tattoo. Since Jarrod was a tattoo artist, it seemed like the logical choice, although he wanted to give the job to someone else if she really wanted to pursue the tattoo. He told her to think about it for a week and she still wanted to go ahead with the 'to. Jarrod agreed to do th 'to. Adrenalynn claimed the hardest part was getting the stencil (that might be the wrong word - I'm a 'to amateur) positioned correctly on her ass. Yes, it hurt and it took a day to heal ("the anus heals real quickly" she said).
So there is the story. Anyone else think this is stupid?
 
threesomebody
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2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 3 2008 : 7:28PM
Stupid is an understatement.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 3 2008 : 10:55PM
Actually in her thread(s), she talks about how she had her ears cut and not stretched. Mine are stretched though. All of this about her has been covered numerous times in her thread(s).
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 3 2008 : 10:58PM
forgot to say...she's married to Jarrod now so it's not really any stupider than wearing a wedding ring (cliche) or getting your significant other's name tattooed on your arm or chest. she did something different, which does not equate to stupid. i think it's pretty rad.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 3 2008 : 11:54PM
Bully for you. I'm in the camp that does not understand the tattoo currently obsession sweeping the cable landscape but I've watched Miami Ink and can see the artistic side of '2-ing. However, I have to quote a line from M*A*S*H when Radar was considering getting a tattoo, Colonel Potter said he "never understood why you would put something on your body that you wouldn't hang on your wall" -
Now, I'm not normally the business of passing judgement, but as a fan of porn, I'm allowed and, in fact, invited to do just that. Come on, tattooing your asshole?!? Different? yeah - Stupid? that's up to the public (of which I am one).
My only point, and having now read the prior posts on this topic I am far from the only one with this opinion, why tattoo something on your asshole that looks like you wiped wrong? THAT, I do not understand.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 4 2008 : 12:01AM
forgot to say...I think it's nice that she married Jarrod and I wish them luck and hope it lasts. However, mutilating your body by having her ears cut and not stretched IS stupider than wearing a wedding ring (cliche? yes. But easy to remove whould the marriage fail which is likely given the US divorce rates in general and the abyssmal divorce rates among prople married in their late teens or early twenties in particular). At least "getting your significant other's name tattooed on your arm or chest" is not irreversable. You can laser it off, ink it in or, if you really want to do something different and rad, cut off that piece of skin and pan fry it with a combination equal parts butter and EVOO, some panchetta, grilled onions, salt, pepper & sage. Yeah, rad!!!!
conquistador
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Hellhamster.
2947 Posts
10/03
Posted - May 4 2008 : 12:08AM
^^^
bigfoot I am in total agreement and could not have said that better. I especially appreciate the m*a*s*h quote. My favorite part of the asshole tattoo is that it objectifies it's owner.
And for CMJ wedding rings may be "cliche" but you can take your ring off and throw it across the room if you are ever through wearing the thing. If anything tattoos are cliched at this point, so many people have one that I think it's cooler not to have one. If I ever see something that might make a cool tattoo I know that it would make a much better t-shirt. When I was in school I saw legions of sorority girls with stupid tramp stamps, why would I want to do anything that would make me similar to them?
Harri Patel
Senior Member

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5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - May 4 2008 : 12:40AM
You be the judge
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 4 2008 : 1:00AM
you're entitled to your opinion and so is everyone else. dont get your panties in a bunch because people do shit you don't understand. it's her choice and if you don't like it, don't look at her asshole.
about the stretching/cutting... mine are stretched to 1 1/8" (1.125"). I've taken them out before and my ears close up to a degree but it's still very noticable. Not as much as if they were cut but some damage has been done. Once you go past a certain point, you can't return to normal ears, stretched or cut.
backdoorman
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Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - May 4 2008 : 9:07AM
I bet Blink is rolling over in his deactivated coffin wanting to comment on this.
Edited by - backdoorman on 5/4/2008 10:43:32 PM
blowfish
Member

874 Posts
1/08
Posted - May 4 2008 : 9:43AM
During Adrenalynn's video explanation she stated she had know idea why people thought her asshole said "One ring to rule them all". For some reason I found her naivety and the way she said it hilarious.
 
mindee
Member

If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun!
717 Posts
10/06
Posted - May 4 2008 : 10:12AM
All I can say is....OUCH!!
Adrenalynn
Member

http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold
570 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 4 2008 : 6:25PM
i felt as if i should respond.
if you dont like it or think it is dumb simply push stop or fast foward.
if ya dig it push play :] and proceed. . .
the one and only
Hypermastia
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These R The Buttocks Of Ryan Star: No Butt Can Compare
248 Posts
6/07
Posted - May 4 2008 : 7:16PM
I always thought this movie was the greatest idea ever. While Michelle B. and Trina Michaels with their Fabulously Fake Mammary(oYo)Glands make this SexFilm alot of fun to Masterbate Ferociously to, I always wished the girls would get much larger deposits of SEMEN ejaculated into their ear canal.
earmecumming1fc[1].gif
The Behind the scenes are great with some of the girls freaking out from the sensation of Sperm Cells jumping up and down on their ear drums.
Dan
Senior Member

2056 Posts
6/07
Posted - May 4 2008 : 7:20PM
All this talk about your asshole makes me want to see you do anal with a guy or two.
mindee
Member

If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun!
717 Posts
10/06
Posted - May 4 2008 : 7:50PM
I'm not going to judge one way or the other, but honey, what did you do to kill the pain?? I've had 3 boys, and I've gotta believe that tattoo hurt more than all 3 of my births.
axlsfury
Senior Member

1110 Posts
7/04
Posted - May 4 2008 : 8:54PM
I don't give two shits if her asshole is tattooed. She is one hot little fuckdoll for sure!
Axl
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 5 2008 : 3:46AM
well said.
i was thinking about this today at work...if you don't like the stuff, move on and watch something you like. But to come on here and bash a star (who posts here nonetheless) saying something about her is stupid is just retarded. There's plenty of stars that I dislike something about but I don't come on here and talk about their saggy boobs or messed up teeth, etc. I do that out of respect because it's very dick to come on here and trash someone and it's even more dick when the star posts here.
We should be thankful that there's a forum like this where we can interact with people we are fans of. Keep bashing the stars and they'll go away and it'll be a bunch of dudes talking about jacking off and shit with no industry people participating because they were all run off by the dickheads. If you wanna do that, go to the other forum. If you don't like something about someone, that's totally cool. Just don't make a post bashing it about that person, especially when the person graces us with her presence and will read it. That's just very douchebaggy to do that and that shit's not needed here.
Have respect for the people and their feelings before you start posting shit about how what they've chosen to do is 'stupid'. I'm sure there's plenty of shit here about everyone that posts here that someone else would consider stupid; that's life. You don't have to point it out because everyone has something that would be considered stupid by other people. Everyone has different tastes. Move on. Don't be a douchebag and point out stuff you don't like because for every person that hates it, there's another that digs it and thinks it's great. I'm not a fan of deflated boobs or BBWs, but you don't see me making a post to point that out.
Be nice to the stars that post here and respect them or they will go away. Then it will be Fat-Balding-Dudes-Talking-About-Whacking-It-Talk.com, and none of us want that. ...unless you're into that. Not that there's anything wrong with that...haha.
Loraine
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Posted - May 5 2008 : 5:46AM
bigfoot
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1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 5 2008 : 6:01AM
ChodeMasterJ, you are the one who seems to have taken offense. For the record, I never called anything you belive in or do 'stupid' - Sir, I asked a question. Now, you have made your point and said that my opinion was "just very douchebaggy" - certainly a firm position. It seems you wish to keep this discussion alive while I would love to kill it now. I mean, really, is there anything left to say? So I ask you this: (A non-response would be the perfect way to simply communicate yes) Can we please move on?
Adrenalynn, I again wish you the very best of luck in your career and marriage. Both can be challenging without the involvment of porn so it would seem that you have your work cut out for you. Nonetheless, I'm rooting for you and FJarrod to beat the odds. You certainly have brought something new here to an industry I very much enjoy. New can be good, bad or "wait-and-see" and I feel I am more the latter. I'll reserve judgement until I see your anal debut (which I hope is coming soon). I do love the ears and would love to see the holes even bigger, ya know, for yet another hole to fuck.
Edited by - bigfoot on 5/5/2008 6:02:05 AM
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 5 2008 : 6:31AM
there's where you said it was stupid, chief.
thanks for the compliment loraine. i thought i wrote a decent post for once.
 
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 5 2008 : 6:39AM
um...you're the one that posted a thread talking shit about a star that posts here and you want to 'move on'? that's kinda funny how you changed your tune kinda quick. Maybe you realized that that kinda stuff isn't kosher around here and that it makes you sound like a dick when you insult specific stuff about specific people?
Post some pics of you and let us pass judgement...I'm sure you're a boatload of beauty...haha. Don't talk shit on people if you can't take people calling you out for doing it. That kind of stuff is not cool around here. Respect the stars, especially the ones who are cool enough to post here AND haven't done anything to you to provoke any shit talking. k? thanks.
judge---->
lenscap
Member

everywhere
185 Posts
10/05
Posted - May 5 2008 : 7:35AM
I'll be impressed when I see a barbers pole tattoo on a cock...now that's 'rad'...
blowfish
Member

874 Posts
1/08
Posted - May 5 2008 : 5:23PM
Sweetheart - Have you figured out the "one ring to rule them all" statement yet?
Adrenalynn
Member

http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold
570 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 5 2008 : 6:26PM
Thanks chodemasterj :]
ummmmmm, it may have been in the description of the first scene I did. It was for Reality Kings.
the one and only
Adrenalynn
Member

http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold
570 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 5 2008 : 6:29PM
bigfoot
I'm not sure how to take a small excerpt quote. I wish I could get my lobes much larger, but they probably wont ever make it past an inch and a 1/2.... I scalpelled and took teeny slivers of the cartilage out so I'm limited sadly :[
the one and only
blowfish
Member

874 Posts
1/08
Posted - May 5 2008 : 8:43PM
Actually it comes from the book trilogy which later became a movie called "Lord of the Rings". It was inscribed on a magical ring in a fictional language. The full verse is "One Ring To Rule Them All, One Ring To Find Them, One Ring To Bring Them All And In The Darkness Bind Them!" Most nerds, such as myself, would have immediately pick up on it.
In an offhanded way you could consider it a complement if you did have all that tattooed. You'd possess the most powerful asshole in Middle Earth.
blowfish
Member

874 Posts
1/08
Posted - May 5 2008 : 8:49PM

One Ring.jpg
Adrenalynn
Member

http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold
570 Posts
2/08
Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:03PM
no no i knew where the saying came from.
just wasnt sure at first how it was semi known that that is what some thought my tattoo said
the one and only
blowfish
Member

874 Posts
1/08
Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:07PM
Someone was trying to be funny. Its not like the average Joe runs across a tattooed sphincter every day.
RonK All-Star Supporter
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01
Posted - May 5 2008 : 9:44PM
Maybe, some gal (or guy) can use those stretchy ear ring expanders to stretch a pierced pussy (or for the even braver soul, a pierced anus). Then, we can have a new definition to double pussy or double anal -- one dick going through 2 pussy lips (or rectal rings) at the same time.
Soon, we can have aural sex and nasal sex as well.
This brings a whole new meaning to circus sex.
I better quit before I hallucinate weird thoughts.
 
Far_Q_holmes
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żGot G's on My Shirt Like GINO?
65 Posts
12/07
Posted - May 6 2008 : 12:16AM
nasal sex
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 6 2008 : 1:15AM
My dear ChodeMasterJ,
As a fan of the industry and a regular contributor of these forums, I did in fact post a thread. However, I did not "talk shit about" Adrenalynn. My friend, I had just watched her for the first time, had never read previous postings about the tattoo'd asshole and had never knew that was possible. So yes, I posted, mostly about the earlobe fucking and in a half joking tone. Did you not see that? Go ahead - go back and read the original post. I'll wait.......My response to the fact that she had tattoo'd her asshole was, and I quote, "uh huh" - Go ahead - take another look - See?
Yes, I should burned at the stake.
I learned quite a bit about the tattoo asshole (boy, there is something I never thought I'd be typing over and over again) and I appreciate Adrenalyn responding, after your chivalrous defenses, to the TOPIC OF THIS POST - THE EARLOBE FUCKING!!
ChodeMasterJ, whereas I am a casual fan compared to you (I have but 1/10th of the postings in these forums compared to you), but I am prepared to make an observation. You feel a kinship with Adrenalynn. It is obvious to me that you fancy her, respect her and probably take pride in the fact that you share a love for holes in the body. You seem to have taken possession of her choices and vigorously defend them as if they were your choices. While some might find that loyal, to be honest, I find it a bit stalker-ish. I've read your past postings and suggest that you take a few deep, cleansing breaths and possibly practice staying 1,000 yards away from tattoo parlors. Think of it as practice for the day that Adrenalynn gets a restaining order from fans that are too possessive.
All kidding aside, ChodeMasterJ, I respectfully ask that you accept the fact that the views you have on how the world works are in the minority. I plead with you to understand that by being in the minority, you wake up in the morning already having painted yourself into a corner, with nowhere to go should someone push. So I understand why you attack and challenge me. Feel free to call me a dick as that seems to be in your comfort zone - I sincerely hope it helps. I understand what it is like to be in the minority, so if by belittling my good standing in this community helps you get through the day, I am happy to be the brunt of your anger.
Would it surprise you that in almost 700 postings on many varied topics, this is the first back-and-forth argument I've participated in my time on these forums? I'm not here to argue, but my friend, you need to let go. There are 31 flavors out there. I like vanilla and you like tattoed-asshole-cherry. Its all good, baby!
As to whether I will post pics of myself for you to pass judgement, I would not be embarrassed but I have to defer to my wife who would be, so I have to dissapoint. I can share that I am a middle-aged, balding shell of who I used to be, though my stature of 6'10", 276 pounds, size-17 shoes and size 42 waist should tell you enough. Yes, I played basketball (hey, it got me a free undergrad education + 1 year of grad school playing D-1 ball) and yes, everything is in proportion (that means I have large hands). I'm department head of a fairly decent-sized company having nothing to do with porn or tattoos. I'm part of the world that wears ties to work and fill up those large buildings in copy-cat cities all over the US of A. For the last three years, I've been dealing with a fairly serious spinal deterioration and have not enjoyed the three spinal surgeries in the past thirteen months. Everyday is a struggle to stand, walk and work. Ballroom dancing out of the question for the time. On the plus side, I get to take an assortment of pain medications which, when mixed with alcohol, can provide quite the buzz. My kids sell the extras at school to supplement their allowances which makes me quite popular with my kid's friends. I have been married for more than twenty-years to the same wonderful woman and have devious, brilliant and beautiful children, none of which have tattoos or holes other than pireced ears. And to answer the big question, no, I do not have a tattoo on my asshole.
As you can see, I am dealing with my own issues, mostly medical. I watch porn and join in these discussion as a means of escaping the pain. So as you can imagine (and if you read my past postings) you will find that I am not looking for any (more) battles. I can certainly defend myself (pro se if needed, though as I am a lawyer, I have a problem not charging for my time), but fail to see the benefit of continuing this most pointless and rather droll discussion.
- seriously get it?
So, ChodeMasterJ, my ear-holed, asshole-tattooing-loving patriot, I'm bailing out. Say what you want about me - call me an asshole, an idiot, a tattoo hating freak. Better yet, take one sentence out of a 400-word response and warp it to make your point. If that will make you feel better about yourself, then I concede the argument. You are the bigger man (if you are 6'11" - haha - sorry, I've always loved that line). I was an uneducated fool for asking if anyone else thought tattooing their asshole was stupid and you were right to endlessly chastise me about my intolerance for people who are different. I encourage you to continue doing it even though I will no longer respond. I think it will make you look like the better man, and not a stalker, to continually piling up on me. look at what an racist, asshole-tattooing-hater bigfoot is!
Adrenalynn, if I offended you, I sincerely apologize. I had no idea that you posted here, but 2B honest, that makes no difference to me. I think it is great that you are here interacting with your fans and stalkers and I applaud you for being out there with your choices. Obviously, you knew going in that being different would spark discussion and with a few aside, it has been positive. I also appreciate the fact that you are obviously able to separate humor and the uninformed from the posters who take everything so damn seriously (chill dude, I didn't mention your name).
Other than that the only thing I can offer to this now, uninteresting, non-argument is a repetative
Edited by - bigfoot on 5/6/2008 9:47:35 AM
Yankey Doodel
Member

283 Posts
11/05
Posted - May 6 2008 : 3:54AM
What about the urethra?
Edited by - Yankey Doodel on 5/6/2008 4:36:37 AM
mindee
Member

If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun!
717 Posts
10/06
Posted - May 6 2008 : 7:04AM
That's already been done by Amazing Ty!
threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 6 2008 : 9:57AM
Bigfoot, now I get the username.
bigfoot
Senior Member

1295 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 6 2008 : 11:59AM
threesomebody,
Harri Patel
Senior Member

#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele
5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - May 6 2008 : 1:59PM
I think this may be the first ADT instance of accusing another poster of beating a dead horse, and in so doing, so over-use the "beating a dead horse" emoticon as to be guilty of beating a dead horse one's own self.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - May 6 2008 : 11:59PM
Stalker, no. Fan? yes.
whatever your initial intentions were, they came off, to me at least, as being dickish. I might have interpreted it wrong - whatever. you've made your point and i've made mine so this'll end the discussion I guess.
good luck with the spine problems.
no prob my dear.



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