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nycjason
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Posted - Feb 19 2010 : 3:09PM
Anyone have any recommendations where a girl accidentally shits while she's trying to push out her squirt? I've seen this in a few movies (none of which I can remember the names of). There's one where Annie Cruz pushes out a little tan turd onto a sofa and the camera quickly pans away. I think I've seen Jada Fire do this as well.
This is probably why you see so many girls stick a finger up their assholes while they are squirting.
Ida Lupino
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Posted - Feb 19 2010 : 3:21PM
Cytherea pooped regularly, but you had to look close.
The holy grail for squirt fans.
LubeNLuv
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Posted - Feb 19 2010 : 4:56PM
Now see...this is yet one more reason why I disbelieve almost all squirting scenes in porn. Why would you accidentally shit unless you were trying to force something out in the first place?
Goodspeed
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Squirt Aficionado
697 Posts
3/09
Posted - Feb 19 2010 : 5:21PM
Lexi Love - Slutty Squirters. I only heard of it. Never saw it myself because of that so I can't guarantee it happens.
Edited by - goodspeed on 2/19/2010 5:22:08 PM
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Feb 20 2010 : 5:14AM
I've accidentally shat tying my shoes. It wasn't sexy.
 
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Feb 20 2010 : 5:15AM
Well, we live in a society that isn't mature enough to deal with a real piss fetish theme that's labeled as such so there you go.
Edited by - randomprecision on 2/20/2010 5:17:56 AM
Thistle Eater
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Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 2:24AM
A beautiful image RandomP - first belly laugh of the morning - thanks!
Joey Starr
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Still wanking after all these years.
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Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 3:05AM
I poop regularly too, but you cannot look!
Joey Starr
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Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 3:05AM
Is HeyNow on vacation again?
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

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Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 10:33AM
No I'm here now! Hilarious!
Good Christ in heaven! A tan turd?
Well.
Maybe.
Priceless. Someone wake up Walter or Neech for the quote collecting series.
Joey Starr
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Still wanking after all these years.
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Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 10:35AM
I am relieved (no, not in THAT kind of way).
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
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Posted - Feb 21 2010 : 2:20PM
I saw this scene on Videobox at one point.
I recall her ass gaping / opening up when she was squirting...and I believe that there were a couple of times where she covered it, too.
But, I don't remember anything overtly obvious in terms of an "accident".
If it were there, I either missed it or it was minor.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Feb 23 2010 : 3:43AM
Wouldn't this be cut from the video?
smboards
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Posted - Feb 23 2010 : 4:10AM
I would mention Lesbian Bukkake by JM Productions. Can't name the girl though.
WarChild
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Posted - Feb 23 2010 : 11:28AM
I think you mean Jackie Moore, after her little present drops you can hear Ashley Blue saying her name in disgust. And Jackie quickly picks it up and exits the frame.
 
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Oblivious

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Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 1:10AM
^ I might check that one out someday.
LubeNLuv
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Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 10:49AM
On VB, Slutty Squirters 1, Scene 6. At the 7:00-7:40 mark, during an extreme closeup of her pussy and asshole, said turdlet tries to poke out. There is a cut as she switches positions and for the remainder of her scene, she clamps her free hand over her butthole to keep more tan turdlets from crowning whenever she starts pissi....er....squirting.
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Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 8:43PM
^I just went back to it.
I only have the iPod version of the scene--which isn't as high res as other versions that they offer.
To me it looked like part of her inner rectal walls that was poking out--but if you've got it in high-def, I'll yield to your better version.
LubeNLuv
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Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 9:39PM
Actually, Lexi does a scene in Volume 3 of that same series, and this time you can see something similar. It could have been her inner rectal walls, but in Volume 1 it sure looks like a brown turd...and she reacts like it is as well.
Bluto
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Posted - Feb 25 2010 : 7:41AM
Flower Tucci appears to be pushing turdlets in her Evasive vids.
nycjason
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Posted - Feb 25 2010 : 5:17PM
I've seen that one! It's pretty hilarious because she actually does pick it up and run off in horror!
There's another scene of this type featuring Annie Cruz and a redhead (I think). The redhead is sitting on the kitchen floor with annie and they're both squirting. Suddenly a blast of pink shit water shoots out of red's ass. One of the guys even says something about how strawberry milk came out of her ass. They weren't phased at all.
pusciferleg
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Posted - Feb 25 2010 : 7:15PM
Ha!, I have that DVD and I just checked it out. I must not have noticed it before, I'm not a big fan of the series. If you watch she tries once and checks her ass and finds a little more than she bargained for then runs off. Later she comes back holding her butt while squirting and the piece drops, the part you're talking about, she actually tries to pick it up and run off but there's still a little lump sitting there, and the camera cuts away. Poor thing, she apparently had trouble with that scene. Oh well, obviously she wasn't the first or the last.
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Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 2:13AM
ILVBUTT
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Posted - Feb 26 2010 : 3:53AM
I can't. Well? :)
Stalag
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Posted - Feb 27 2010 : 10:35AM
I've seen Annie Cruz almost do it while pushing out the pee.
 
JennaRulez2006
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Posted - Feb 27 2010 : 1:26PM
I haven't even read the rest of the posts after this one...fuck me this is a good laugh. Can just picture it happening LOL
Did you have a big shit eating grin? no pun intended
Annie Cruz
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10/04
Posted - Mar 2 2010 : 3:06AM
Hahahahaha That never happened, but thank you for sharing!
Edited by - Annie Cruz on 3/2/2010 3:12:05 AM
Annie Cruz
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Posted - Mar 2 2010 : 3:11AM
The scene was with Sierra Sinn, and if you watched the beginning of the scene, you would notice that we both did milk enemas. She had done one with strawberry milk, hence the pink milk coming out of her ass as she "squirted." However, being that I was actually there (and I own the DVD), there was no shit in the scene that you speak of. There is a difference between actual shit water and milk coming out of a girl's ass...
Annie Cruz
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Posted - Mar 2 2010 : 3:17AM
Really? You have some proof of this? I think it's funny that some of you douchebags posting in this particular thread are singling ME out, when there are plenty of "squirters" in the business, who I can validate are pissers (not that you need validation cuz you can tell just by watching their scenes). I have also worked with some of these women, who have actually taken a shit on the set, so good luck trying to find those scenes, including the ones that you claim I shit or almost shit in!
texanbob
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Posted - Mar 2 2010 : 6:19AM
Annie....shit or no shit I think your hot. I love your spitswapping with other chics you have done in alot of your movies...& don't deny it, you love it !!
Zablon
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Posted - Mar 4 2010 : 10:10AM
Don't mind jerks. They go after everybody. I'm a fan of your work and have one question. You said some girls are just pissers... I'm not asking for any names. Is squirting hard to do? Most people think there is no such thing as female ejaculation, just pee. What do you think about that?
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
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Posted - Mar 4 2010 : 12:04PM
I really hate it when it happens when I'm trying to squeeze out a fart just to offend someone. Really. The worst time in the world to have to change your shorts is when you're laughing at someone's outrage that you just gave birth to a huge clacker with absolutely no shame or apologies.
DK
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Posted - Mar 4 2010 : 4:10PM
DK
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Posted - Mar 4 2010 : 4:12PM
To me, anything that Annie Cruz might ever do in porn or in-person would be worth watching. I think that her performances are sensational.
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
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Posted - Mar 5 2010 : 12:32AM
Yeah...it can really back-fire on you sometimes...
 
Bluto
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Posted - Mar 8 2010 : 6:21PM
It looked to be a fudgesickle.
simon33333 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 12:47AM
Why don't the editor of the film edited out that crap (no pun intended). Panning away does not help. This is basic first day of film school 101. TOTALLY WRONG.
simon33333 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 12:52AM
Holy Grail meaning people like this? The most disgusting thing i have ever learned in my longliftime reading, watching, collecting porn. 45 years of porn collecting and now i have believe heard everything.
simon33333 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 12:53AM
How is it faked?
simon33333 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 12:55AM
That is what i think should have been done.
celiswhite
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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 2:28AM
i doubt any girl ever squirted at the same time but donkey long seemed to have a little trouble "back there" at one time or another.
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Oblivious

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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 2:34AM
A little nugget peeking out?
Stalag
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Posted - Jan 7 2011 : 7:01PM
Peeing and pooping are as natural as milk and cookies.
Frenchy27
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Posted - Mar 25 2022 : 10:43AM
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clearly dripping poo from gorgeous Olivia Jayy around 21:35 when she squirts.



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