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wgfilms.jpgScavenger Hunt!
brought to you by [ invalid url ], yes that includes We Wanna Gangbang Your Grandma and Your Mom's a Cocksucker.
Boobie Prizes: lots of boobie prizes from White Ghetto (boobies on DVD of course!) These will be given out for high quality findings.
Whoever collects the most items wins. If there is a tie on the number of items, then we'll judge the quality of your answers. When you're done hunting post your findings in this thread. No one can use any items that have already been posted. However, you must post your whole list at once - one list per person - ie you only get one shot.
1. Find 5 White Ghetto movies that we have incorrectly labeled with the distributor as the studio (each title must be in a different series.)
2. Find 3 movie titles where the title itself covers three porn genres -eg 97 Guy Double MILF Cream Pie.
3. Find a poem about porn or a pornstar in the forum.
4. Find 3 forum threads about the same exact topic.
5. Find 3 pornstars with the same last name who have galleries and a photo on their ADT filmography page.
6. Name 5 pornstars who have more than ten posts in the forum but haven't posted in at least 3 years.
7. Which porn director has stated on ADT that he/she likes Gouda cheese?
8. Find a White Ghetto MILF title for less than $15, list the title, price and store.
9. Name 2 porn people with accents who are forum members and have podcast interviews on ADT.
10. Find 4 ADT women approved movies.
11. Name 2 studios who were once well represented in the forum but no longer have any presence.
12. Find a trainwreck that never should have been - ie a seemingly innocuous thread that spiraled into a flamewar.
13. What did Jack Napier do before getting into porn?
14. Find 3 pictures of the same porn star from 3 different trade shows. The pictures must be on ADT.
15. Find 4 posts in the forum where a porn star shows her geek side.
16. Find the most shameless promotion in the forum, can be for a movie or a star.
17. Who choked Keeani Lei with his dick?
18. Find 5 ridiculous polls that people actually answered.
19. Find 2 forum threads where fans suggest titles to producers/directors.
20. Find 2 boxcovers or movie screenshots in reviews with an animal (dog, cat, donkey, etc.)
21. Name 4 movies that appear on both the top VOD searches and the top DVD searches.
22. Find a pornstar talking about David Cronenberg.
23. Find the interview with the pornstar who grew up in Saudi Arabia.
24. Find 3 truly inoffensive insults.
25. Name 3 sex toys Lindi likes.
26. Find the Neech neeching himself.
27. Name 2 cameras used by directors in the forum, list the director with the respective camera.
28. Name 5 members of the forum who keep regular blogs.
29. Post links to the flickr accounts of 2 forum member photographers with extensive pornstar photos.
30. Find the press release with the most hyperbole.
31. Find the press release with the most spelling and grammatical errors.
32. Name 3 porn directors who have been forum members for more than 5 years.
33. Find 4 male pornstars with photos on their ADT filmography page.
34. Find 5 female pornstars with tattoos showing on their ADT photo.
35. Find 5 pornstars with more than 10 forum threads tagged with their name.
36. Name 2 movies coming out in March that have a Starr in them.
37. Find 5 boxcover lies from 5 different movies.
38. Find any prediction in the forum about porn, politics or whatever that turned out to be completely wrong.
39. Find 3 threads with intelligent discussion.
40. Find 2 press releases in the forum that mention Adult DVD Talk.
41. Find a pornstar who has Gangland Gangbang on her must do list.
42. Name 3 directors who have switched companies while members of ADT.
43. Find 3 amusing forum quotes that were not in the Walter Burns Quote Parade nor featured in the Fix.
Enjoy the hunt! Amuse us with your findings!
Edited by - steph on Feb 11 2008
Edited by - Steph on Mar 1 2008
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I usually just stick with the Skim Mocha Latte with some cinnamon sprinkles, but this might be worth a try.
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Does it count if I am going to write one especially for that?
The first one is easy, the second one though...

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That shouldn't take very long.
 
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What fun!
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I can think of a lot of titles with two genres, but not three. At work we've got "The World's Only Squirting Midget," and "Transsexual MILFS." But I can't think of any that have that one extra genre/fetish that puts it over the top.
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Love the idea but it's just too too much for me.
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HeyNow - You don't have to seek the grand prize - I have plenty of boobie prizes for quality findings.
I'll provide clues in the next newsletter (to go out sometime soonish.)
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I'm all for the boobie prize, is it a Natasha or maybe a Bree, or maybe a Gianna-- I want a Boobie prize!!
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I would love to have a boobie prize. But i'm no good at these things at all!
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Here are my finds for the first ever Scavenger Hunt. This was quite fun, but some of this stuff is buried deep within the enormous archives of that which is ADT! I don't know how well I did, but I gave it my best shot and some of the questions just completely stumped me:(
Well here we go:
1. Find 5 White Ghetto movies that we have incorrectly labeled with the distributor as the studio (each title must be in a different series.)
Curry Cream Pie 7
Big Fat Hairy Lesbian Orgy
Black Mother Fucking Cream Pie
Mother Fucking Cream Pie Gang Bang
I Wanna Cum Inside Your Grandma
2. Find 3 movie titles where the title itself covers three porn genres -eg 97 Guy Double MILF Cream Pie.
Black Mommy Gangbang
Mother Fucking Cream Pie Gang Bang 2
Black Mother Fucking Cream Pie
3. Find a poem about porn or a pornstar in the forum.
Here's a poem I composed about Bree Olson
The talented do what they can,
The geniuses what they must,
But neither is a match,
For this mighty Goddess of Lust.
She is a great joy,
She is great fun,
But mighty men fall by her,
One by one.
With a joyous scream,
and a gleeful shout,
she takes the strength of men,
and drains it right on out.
Men come and greet her,
They all say hello,
But then she gets to work on them,
And turns them into Jello.
She's a passionate Goddess,
A joy just to see her,
But by then,
It's too late to want to flee her.
A prowling tigress,
Her hunger towering,
She seizes her prey,
And relentlessly starts devouring.
When you see her coming,
Don't try to hide or pass,
'Cause once her brown eyes catch hold of you,
It's too late for your ass!
posted and written by-BecuzDGreatOneSez
4. Find 3 forum threads about the same exact topic.
awakening of sasha grey release in Press Releases Forum
The Awakening of Sasha Grey in The Porn Pool Forum
Delay "The Awakening Of Sasha Grey" in The Porn Pool Forum
5. Find 3 pornstars with the same last name who have galleries and a photo on their ADT filmography page.
Britney Stevens
Whitney Stevens
Adele Stevens
6. Name 5 pornstars who have more than ten posts in the forum but haven't posted in at least 3 years.
Wendy Divine
Violet Blue
Amee Donavan
Calli Cox
Bridgett Kerkove
7. Which porn director has stated on ADT that he/she likes Gouda cheese?
Manuel Ferrara
8. Find a White Ghetto MILF title for less than $15, list the title, price and store.
Milf Gang Bang 2 at Gamelink for $14.95
9. Name 2 porn people with accents who are forum members and have podcast interviews on ADT.
Manuel Ferrara
Annette Schwarz
11. Name 2 studios who were once well represented in the forum but no longer have any presence.
Devil's Film
NJ Films
13. What did Jack Napier do before getting into porn?
He was a Customer Service Rep.
16. Find the most shameless promotion in the forum, can be for a movie or a star.
Casey Porker Is The Whore Next Door forum thread where Chester talks about his movie of Casey Parker
19. Find 2 forum threads where fans suggest titles to producers/directors.
Elegant Angel Competition: Name LT's new movie
The official "Name Courtney's Movie" thread
20. Find 2 boxcovers or movie screenshots in reviews with an animal (dog, cat, donkey, etc.)
The Whore With The Used Back Door by 5th Element shows a dog
FarmersDaughters.com by Legend shows a Kitten
21. Name 4 movies that appear on both the top VOD searches and the top DVD searches.
Throat Gaggers 6
Cumfart Cocktails
The Fashionistas
Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman
25. Name 3 sex toys Lindi likes.
Liberator Shapes Wedge/Ramp Combo
Lilac Lover with Detachable Lion
Water Missile Teardrop Probe & Water Missile Pinpoint Massager
27. Name 2 cameras used by directors in the forum, list the director with the respective camera.
Brandon Iron: Sony HVR-Z1U
Tommy Kaye: Panasonic AG-DVX100B
32. Name 3 porn directors who have been forum members for more than 5 years.
Brandon Iron
Kevin Moore
Mike Quasar
33. Find 4 male pornstars with photos on their ADT filmography page.
Evan Stone
Manuel Ferrara
Tommy Gunn
Steve Holmes
34. Find 5 female pornstars with tattoos showing on their ADT photo.
Aaralyn Barra
Alexa Rae
Julia Bond
Brooke Banner
Stacy Silver
36. Name 2 movies coming out in March that have a Starr in them.
"Hillary Scott's Blow Me" has Aiden Starr in it
"Rachel's Choice" has Rachel Starr in it
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Firs Post.... Took me a while, but found answers to most.
Here Goes, was fun to search:
1. Find 5 White Ghetto movies that we have incorrectly labeled with the distributor as the studio (each title must be in a different series.)
A. The Basement Tapes 3
B. Mother Fucker 3
C. Super Model Sluts
D. White Chocolate Cream Pie
E. Shut Up and Swallow 1
2. Find 3 movie titles where the title itself covers three porn genres -eg 97 Guy Double MILF Cream Pie.
A. Curry Cream Pie Gang Bang
B. Your Mom Sucks Black Cock
C. Black Chearleader Creampie
3. Find a poem about porn or a pornstar in the forum.
An Acrostic Ode to the Gingerlicious Ginger Lee
Genuflecting before her sublime beauty – one glance made me weak in the knees.
I feel like a silly schoolboy, all atremble, seething with such force of feeling –
Naïve enough to believe in plenary possibility, blasé enough to comprehend reality intimately.
Goddesses have lain with mortal men, yet would the fates ever concede to satisfy my own yen?
Ever hope abides, only to be crushed and once again resurrected so that it might twice die.
Reason raped by the thought of possessing her, men would fight duels rather than civilly converse.
Lesser men would lose their senses entirely, feebly attempting to set their emotions down in verse.
Exceptional men, of which, I dare say, there are too few, would shun all of the above,
Evading the combatants and the would-be poets alike, simply asking Ginger to forever be their love.
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=10/topic_id=82354/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=918736#post918736
4. Find 3 forum threads about the same exact topic.
A. Messy Anal Sex Scenes
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=31117)
B. List of Dirty Anal & Dirty A2m Scenes
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=46133)
C. Dirty A2M & Messy Anal -Bloopers & Unexpected Leak
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=108360
5. Find 3 pornstars with the same last name who have galleries and a photo on their ADT filmography page.
A. Ava Rose
B. Mia Rose
C. Addison Rose
6. Name 5 pornstars who have more than ten posts in the forum but haven't posted in at least 3 years.
A. Alek James Hidell
B. Vince Vouyer
C. Pason
D. Tom Byron
E. Sarah Blake
7. Which porn director has stated on ADT that he/she likes Gouda cheese?
Manuel Ferrera
8. Find a White Ghetto MILF title for less than $15, list the title, price and store.
Your Mom's a Cock Sucker, $14.95, GameLink
9. Name 2 porn people with accents who are forum members and have podcast interviews on ADT.
A. Katsumi (Katsuni)
B. Melissa Lauren
10. Find 4 ADT women approved movies.
A. Sexual Exploits Of Jean Val Jean
B. Bliss
C. Hercules
D. Mobster's Wife
11. Name 2 studios who were once well represented in the forum but no longer have any presence.
A. Ducati Productions
B. DVSX.com
12. Find a trainwreck that never should have been - ie a seemingly innocuous thread that spiraled into a flamewar.
TEAGAN FORCED TO QUIT, NOT RETIRE!!!
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=115089
13. What did Jack Napier do before getting into porn?
Customer Service Rep
14. Find 3 pictures of the same porn star from 3 different trade shows. The pictures must be on ADT.
Devinn Lane
A. East Coast Video Show 20001
https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/ecvs/devinn_lane.jpg
B. Erotic LA 2002
https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/eroticala02/devinn3.jpg
C. Adult Expo 2002
https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/adult_expo_2002/images/devinn_lane.jpg
15. Find 4 posts in the forum where a porn star shows her geek side.
A. Amber Rayne
oh and geek isnt the word..I'm a flat out dork. next to LOTR and my
huge love for comic books, I'm a major gamer. after this i'm off to
play world of warcraft... I'm going to go hide in embarressment now LOL
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=101411/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=1022021#post1022021
B. Dana DeArmond
katamari is ridiculous and fun.
you roll a katamari as big as you can and ykour father the king
releases it into space and it turns into a star.
best game ever.
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=92856/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=903929#post903929
C. Wendy Divine
Eric and I both love to play Dungeons and Dragons on weekends...
We are all usually talking about our characters or the last game.. or
when we're going to go see the new Lord of the Rings movie.. or even
whether we think the next episode of Star Wars is going to be any good.
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=8037/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=41630#post41630
D. Dana DeArmond
leonard nimoy has a sexy voice.
i am also attracted to jonathan frakes and patrick stuart.
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=91233/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/reply=886996#post886996
16. Find the most shameless promotion in the forum, can be for a movie or a star.
What do you guys think of Lexington Steele?
Post heaps huge praise on Justin Slayer and finishes by giving a link to Justin Slayer's Paysite.....
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=73961
17. Who choked Keeani Lei with his dick?
Steve Holmes
18. Find 5 ridiculous polls that people actually answered.
A. Pooping at Work (Do you poop at work?)
B. Favorite Ramen Noodles
C. Could you make a fire?
D. Hairy (Are you hairy?)
E. Are you proud of your farts?
19. Find 2 forum threads where fans suggest titles to producers/directors.
A. Help name Jake Malones fetish-S/M, rough sex movie
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=83446
B. Help me find a name...
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=100865
20. Find 2 boxcovers or movie screenshots in reviews with an animal (dog, cat, donkey, etc.)
A. Lady Fellatio In The... Dog House (by Elegant Angel shows a Dog)
B. Search for the Snow Leopard (by Ultimate shows a leopard)
21. Name 4 movies that appear on both the top VOD searches and the top DVD searches.
A. Big Booty White Girls
B. Ass Worship 2
C. Big Clits Big Lips 2
D. Lex the Impaler 2
22. Find a pornstar talking about David Cronenberg.
Couldn't find this one anywhere
23. Find the interview with the pornstar who grew up in Saudi Arabia.
Astroknight Interviews Keri Windsor
https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/talk/keri_windsor.asp
24. Find 3 truly inoffensive insults.
A. stick to being fan bois and leave the legal stuff to them what knows.
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=114774/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/114774.htm
B. it's reflected in your typing.
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=116271/forum_id=7/cat_id=3/116271.htm
C. iz dat coz ur ghey?
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=2/topic_id=111989/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=1155910#post1155910
25. Name 3 sex toys Lindi likes.
A. Jelly Bender
B. Swiss Love Ball
C. Rachel's Play Pack
26. Find the Neech neeching himself.
Mail order porn firm fined!
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=70659
27. Name 2 cameras used by directors in the forum, list the director with the respective camera.
A. Steve Holmes (Sony VX2000)
B. Don Fernando (SONY HDV-HC1)
28. Name 5 members of the forum who keep regular blogs.
A. CHRISTIANX - http://www.christiansingstheblues.com
B. TarynThomas - http://www.insydetarynblog.com/
C. Brandon Iron - http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/
D. Belladonna - http://www.enterbelladonna.com/guests/page.php?node=view_blogs
E. Ivan - http://www.myspace.com/iamivan
29. Post links to the flickr accounts of 2 forum member photographers with extensive pornstar photos.
A. morbidthoughts - http://www.flickr.com/photos/morbidthoughts/
B. Noahped - http://www.flickr.com/photos/97807086@N00/
30. Find the press release with the most hyperbole.
Too much work
31. Find the press release with the most spelling and grammatical errors.
Digital Playground steals away the name Devon
(Not sure if it is a press release but found in the press release forum)
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=80625
32. Name 3 porn directors who have been forum members for more than 5 years.
A. Erik Everhard
B. Jules Jordan
c. Mike John
33. Find 4 male pornstars with photos on their ADT filmography page.
A. Sean Michaels
B. Mandingo
C. Peter North
D. Van Damage
34. Find 5 female pornstars with tattoos showing on their ADT photo.
A. Veronica Jett
B. Lexi Bardot
C. Regan Reese
D. Michelle Aston
E. Cassidy Essence
35. Find 5 pornstars with more than 10 forum threads tagged with their name.
A. Sasha Grey
B. Teagan
C. Jenna Haze
D. Gauge
E. Dana DeArmond
36. Name 2 movies coming out in March that have a Starr in them.
A. Secretary's Day 2 has Rachel Starr in it
B. Be My Bitch 5 has Bobbi Starr
37. Find 5 boxcover lies from 5 different movies.
A. Buffy's Bare Ass Barbeque (Advertised as a DVD but it is a VCD...)
B. Jenna Haze Is Ravaged (States directed by Skeeter Kerkove but it is not)
c. Mona's Blow Bang Bukkake (Cover states she will service 40 loads, only receives 8...)
D. Deception (Lava Phoenix) (cover claims that the DVD has fetish scenes, trailers, and a picture gallery yet not found on the Disk)
E. Curry Cream Pie (Cover claims Anal Action, but no anal in the movie)
38. Find any prediction in the forum about porn, politics or whatever that turned out to be completely wrong.
Mark my words..this year we will see high definition dvd! (05.18.2000)
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=2342
39. Find 3 threads with intelligent discussion.
A. performers ARE employees
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=115264
B. Moratorium over sez AVN
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=38498
C. For or Against Death Penalty
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=29513
40. Find 2 press releases in the forum that mention Adult DVD Talk.
A. Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo Jump on Howard Stern
B. Press Release - Layla Jade
41. Find a pornstar who has Gangland Gangbang on her must do list.
Poppy Morgan
42. Name 3 directors who have switched companies while members of ADT.
A. Jay Sin
B. Ivan
C. Jules Jordan
43. Find 3 amusing forum quotes that were not in the Walter Burns Quote Parade nor featured in the Fix.
A. outside of gangbangs fluffers are a myth...I mean if Stormy Damiels
is sucking your cock and you aint getting wood do you really think
a 50 dollar street hooker is gonna do it for you? https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=116676/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=1234432#post1234432
B. Dating a girl that size could be a problem..imagine you secure a date
with her,you meet in town at 7.30pm your nervous and excited..
she arrives bang on time you both share a cautious hug and kiss,and
proceed to head to the cinema stopping at the sidewalk to cross the
road,as the lights signal green to walk..then BOOM your cute date
disappears down a stank.One frustrating hour later and your in the
cinema only to find out that high winds are expected for the next
few hours.
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=3/topic_id=110527/forum_id=5/cat_id=1/110527.htm
C. porn is something that I can't watch unless it has credibility https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/whichpage=2/topic_id=111989/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=1155910#post1155910
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moustachio, welcome to the forum! excellent findings!
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only a few days left to post your findings! right now it looks like ems guy and moustachio will be sweeping up all the prizes by themselves.
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I'm working on it! It's taken 1/2 hour just to pound out 2 partial answers. Just donate my boobie prize if I get one to someone else.
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Okay, I'm going to submit what I have so I can go to bed. It's not much. Good luck everyone.
3. Find a poem about porn or a pornstar in the forum.
By wolf69:
An Acrostic Ode to the Gingerlicious Ginger Lee
Genuflecting before her sublime beauty - one glance made me weak in the knees.
I feel like a silly schoolboy, all atremble, seething with such force of feeling -
Naïve enough to believe in plenary possibility, blasé enough to comprehend reality intimately.
Goddesses have lain with mortal men, yet would the fates ever concede to satisfy my own yen?
Ever hope abides, only to be crushed and once again resurrected so that it might twice die.
Reason raped by the thought of possessing her, men would fight duels rather than civilly converse.
Lesser men would lose their senses entirely, feebly attempting to set their emotions down in verse.
Exceptional men, of which, I dare say, there are too few, would shun all of the above,
Evading the combatants and the would-be poets alike, simply asking Ginger to forever be their love.
4. Find 3 forum threads about the same exact topic.
Where do you pop your load #1
Where do you pop your load #2
Where do you pop your load #3
15. Find 4 posts in the forum where a porn star shows her geek side.
One time Tricia admitted to typing in a computer program from a magazine. You'd had to have used a computer around 1982 - probably a Commodore - for that to make any sense.
I'm too lazy to find or too hazy to remember any others.
18. Find 5 ridiculous polls that people actually answered.
It's not as crazy as it sounds but this one gets a double-take from me: Porn Scenes that remind you of Bob Hoskins but it makes sense once you know what is really being asked.
I DID NOT start this one: Have you ever bit on a turd? I have not.
This one IS from me with inspiration from skronker: Been so excited that you stuffed a Snickers in?
Ridiculous? Maybe not, but scary for sure: Does Larry King get rimmed by his wife?
And for number five should I go with "Do you have the runs?" Or "Ever poked yourself in the eye with your Penis?" or go with this truly extreme one from our very own lilacwine: Give up sex/masturbation for 1 year?
I could probably find another 20 ridiculous polls that I started.
39. Find 3 threads with intelligent discussion.
I can really only think of one: The Pope's penis started by cal444.
43. Find 3 amusing forum quotes that were not in the Walter Burns Quote Parade nor featured in the Fix.
Nietzsche wrote: "I'm surprised there's no enema chamber."
Bandit One wrote: "Gary Busey gives shithouse rats a bad name."
This one is a 3-parter because it all works together, first AlexPanzer asked "Should Cop Wives be Piledriven in their Cornholes?" Then cobalt60 said "I'm too lazy to change the channel, much less cornhole anyone." Nietzsche responded with "It's 5 days until Alex Panzer Day! Is everybody ready?"
We weren't.
It isn't easy to fish for quotes. They need to flow to you - like sewage down the river.
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Posted - Feb 28 2008 : 2:32PM
HeyHeyNow - you'll get a special prize for a special moderator [:p)]
I just realized it's a leap year. I'll give you guys a few extra hours into tomorrow.
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
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1/03
Posted - Feb 29 2008 : 1:11AM
I guess you are saying I ride the short bus? For moderators.
COME ON everyone! Scavenger hunt! At least give it a halfhearted try!
Yankey Doodel
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11/05
Posted - Feb 29 2008 : 1:48AM
Aha! here. here
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Posted - Feb 29 2008 : 3:54PM
Yankey - I like how you put all your eggs in one basket.
OK, official contest over (but please feel free to keep amusing me and others with your findings.) Prizes for everyone! Moustachio gets the grand prize! Email me your addresses so I can send you some porn.
Voyeur32
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913 Posts
11/00
Posted - Mar 1 2008 : 6:17PM
I guess today would be a bad day for me to just finding this thread.
Kimi Lixx,Julie Night,Tina Tyler and then everyone else.
 
jayo All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 1 2008 : 6:57PM
Damn, I didn't see this until now. I hope you do it again sometime. Looks like it might have been fun.
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Posted - Mar 2 2008 : 9:09AM
really guys? i had it stickied at the top all month, on the top of the homepage and a rotating announcement at the top of the forum. i've had some requests to do another one, but wasn't sure since so few participated in this one.
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Posted - Mar 2 2008 : 10:06AM
I guess it would be more of a tech talk question but I don't think the sticky threads show up for me when reading the forums using the Active Topics feature.
I was surprised by the lack of players. I could dig up many more ridiculous polls.
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Posted - Mar 2 2008 : 12:20PM
we're going to have another contest in a few weeks. i welcome all brilliant ideas - email them to me so i can take credit for your brilliance ;)
Drew Black
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Posted - Mar 2 2008 : 12:37PM
Stickied topics will show up in active topics only when they are new or have new posts.



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