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Eli Cross
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What's the fun of getting old if you can't be dirty?
141 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 3:22PM
This is possibly the stupidest attempt at an educated rant I have ever seen here.
"If it wasn't in these movies, it is unnecessary"
This is, quite simply, an absurd statement on the face of it, and having seen all six, I will also proclaim that both Deep Throat and Debbie Does Dallas are exquisitely bad movies with as much erotic appeal as a used band-aid.
Of course, it is the gift of sociopaths that they believe their opinions are Right and any dissenting opinion is Wrong. I know because I am a sociopath, and I recognize that the very first "porn pool Posting Idiot" to hit this thread was, in fact, its originator.
Because, unlike Bornyo, my opinion is Right.
Bornyo
Deactivated Member

803 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 3:33PM
You're emo and your post is nonresponsive.
wilbur poster
Member

155 Posts
11/07
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 3:36PM
Personally,I prefer Debbie Does Dallas II(1981) to the original.Other early(pre-80's!)films worth mentioning are Teenage Fantasies(1971) starring Rene Bond,and The Erotic Adventures of Candy(1978) and Candy Goes To Hollywood(1979),both starring Carol Connors...

Edited by - wilbur poster on 11/30/2007 3:42:21 PM
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 3:39PM
Rene gives a great blowjob in that one.
 
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 3:50PM
I've seen those movies ages ago but I didn't really like them at the time, Deep Throat especially was really bad...
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 3:51PM
Well, even Damiano thinks Deep Throat was a shitty movie.
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 3:55PM
Anyway I prefer Europorn, even Europorn from the 70s.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 3:56PM
Like Lasse Braun?
aussie_guy77
Member

121 Posts
4/07
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 4:22PM
Never watched it!
Liquidnoose
Member

Nobody Bleeds for the Dancer
226 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 4:26PM
INSATIABLE was awesome..haven't thought about the other flicks in some time...classic stuff...
Len Nicodemo
Doctor of Pornography (Po.D.)

On avatar hiatus
1224 Posts
2/06
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 4:35PM
Haven't seen them.
hammer
Member

222 Posts
12/02
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 4:41PM
Deep Throat took my porn virginity Astro Art theatre in Jacksonville Fla,at the age of 16 been hooked and saw all the others since then.Oh shit I think I'm addicted!
aussie_guy77
Member

121 Posts
4/07
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 4:43PM
Whether its 16mm film or 35mm it makes no difference, you do realise the difference between digital intermediate and telecine don't you , which again highlights my point. Professional film crews, ha ha!, you do have some merit there I must agree, a lot of companies need to really focus on creating rather than just filming. I probably came across the wrong way, what I should have said is that I'm not going to watch a film because someone tells me too or that you can actually learn something by watching a porn film.
Yankey Doodel
Member

283 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 6:03PM
I would agree that aquainting oneself with the fundamentals can always be beneficial for a person interested in cultivating a well-rounded pornographic eye. I can also picture though that something like Deep Throat might appear as partially or fully horrifying to the modern masturbator accustomed to the fresh, sightlier styles of current productions. And that is all the more reason for it to be incorporated.
 
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 6:46PM
the unknown pervert
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 7:32PM
Insatiable was one of the first two or three porn films I ever saw. Have also seen Green Door and Devil/Ms. Jones. I have seen enough rip offs of DDD and Deep Throat to pretty much understand where the originals were coming from. I have seen the musical remake of Misty Beethoven, I hope the original was much better.
Of course no one ever listens to warnings on this site anyway so it is all a moot point.
Johnothan Pedak
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Catastrophe
1594 Posts
6/07
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 9:03PM
I've seen the Debbie Does Dallas that starred Lexus. Does that count?
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 9:58PM
The Pussy Cat Theater during the Golden Age of Porn:
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scipio
Senior Member

1901 Posts
2/00
Posted - Nov 30 2007 : 11:04PM
I've only seen Insatiable of those. I think it was the first porn I saw, actually. I liked it, though it could have done with a bit more double anal. [:P)]
Can most of that stuff even be found today on DVD?

Edited by - scipio on 11/30/2007 11:04:27 PM

SexyHard
Member

673 Posts
6/07
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 12:59AM
I didn't see the German, but I did review the English Version, called Sensational Janine.
realtip
Deactivated User

2301 Posts
6/04
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 1:42AM
Never seen any of them. Before my time. I've heard the titles before, and have seen them on the shelves of the Classics section at the porno shop, but I've never bothered to watch them. Plus, if I'm not mistaken, all these movies have "plots" to them, which is of no interest to me. Call me a product of my ADD-infected generation, but I prefer hardcore gonzo porn without the distraction of a storyline. I also don't watch porn for the "production values."
If it makes any difference, one of the first pornos I ever saw was one of the sequels to Deep Throat (I think Part 3). I only remember the final scene in which Peter North gets a blowjob which, at the time that I saw it at a young age, completely amazed me. Does that count?
Len Nicodemo
Doctor of Pornography (Po.D.)

On avatar hiatus
1224 Posts
2/06
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 7:42AM
@ Bob's post.
Jacco All-Star Supporter
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"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 8:06AM
They did a decent job on the dubbing, but it is cut compared to the original there is at least a whole scene missing. And some of the translations are a bit weird, why did they change all names anyway?
Jacco
leatherdick
Member

In the Court of the Crimson King
263 Posts
5/07
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 9:28AM
You can pick up the original Josefine films here, these are the ones I own. Just type Josefine into the title search.
http://e.orgazmik.com/film/list/dvd/SRCH.htm
I have seen the above mentioned films but I would add
Through the Looking Glass
Pretty Peaches
Night Dreams
Cafe Flesh
Aunt Peg
Barabara Broadcast
and Desiree as Ms Magnificent
Also Metzger's The Image which does have hardcore footage.

Edited by - leatherdick on 12/1/2007 9:50:24 AM

 
Everett
Senior Member

2088 Posts
6/05
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 12:43PM
did you ever see Sensational Janine(1980) w/Patricia Rhomberg.
Everett
Senior Member

2088 Posts
6/05
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 1:02PM
well then my friend you don't know what you're missing. Golden age classics like Pink Champagne(1979) & Erotic World of Angel Cash(1982) had the basic of plots but also had some great & horny fucking. Cherry Hustlers's(1977) plot was probably equal to the sex in that movie as some of the action takes place in the cockpit of a general aviation Cessna, and yes Vanessa Del Rio takes a hell of an ass fucking from the movie's protaganist. I almost fell into the trap you did because of the humdrum video boxcovers of some of these movies. Alas when I first saw some of these movies on early VHS, they were still recent theatrical releases and not yet deemed "classics". So give an old flick a chance. You'll be amazed, surprised & sometimes aroused.
Everett
Senior Member

2088 Posts
6/05
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 1:04PM
no it wasn't VCX.
Everett
Senior Member

2088 Posts
6/05
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 1:19PM
Cal Vista was the company, they had distinctive box covers with all titles having a black background.
melpster
Member

582 Posts
5/05
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 3:43PM
Bob, your post made me pee.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 4:02PM
^^^
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 10:06PM
All of those films are out on DVD, the Insatiable set out on Raincoat Theater is particularly great.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Dec 1 2007 : 10:13PM
Yeah, I understand that most of the 'classics' are not being transferred to digital with the care they should, but my point is that the original 35 or 16mm film is of higher quality than a shot on video production.
kafka All-Star Supporter
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1160 Posts
4/04
Posted - Dec 2 2007 : 1:24AM
Seen all of them.
My favourite from the era was The Naughty Victorians, as it was the first porno I ever saw (underage).
The DVD of Behind The Green Door looks a hell of a lot better than the VHS version.
Gerard Damiano's movies don't impress me.
As to the Porn Pool, the Health Department may have to issue a no-swimming order because of a high fecal coliform count.
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Bornyo
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803 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 19 2014 : 10:32PM
I'm bumping this. I think I MAY have been trolling a little bit but the sentiment remains. What has held up? I agree with the post saying "The Story of O" should have been included in my original list.
I wish the girls (and guys) were more into landscaping then but they are still seminal and pretty well defined the limits of what was erotic and not bizarre.
If your tastes are bizarre good for you. I have mellowed somewhat and acknowledge you can put forth discussion about such twisted fetishes. This is different from my original position in the OP where I was favoring summary dismissal.
 
Jedi Master Bates
Deactivated User

383 Posts
9/11
Posted - Sep 21 2014 : 3:16AM
an art snob thats into porn. I think there should be more ass to mouth in movies. In fact, I don't even really consider a porn star, if she's not doing anal scenes.
Draxxx
Senior Member

3831 Posts
2/07
Posted - Sep 21 2014 : 11:06AM
I think a person who got into watching porn during the more moden era would look at those early movies and wonder what all the fuss is about. The stories were okay for their time but would see fairly hokey by today's standards. The acting usually wasn't that good overall even though I guess there were a few standouts. The story to sex ratio sometimes made it a chore to get through the movie if you were more interested in seeeing sex instead of a story. The pornstars of that era had a few hot standouts but many of the girls were rather plain looking and some weren't that goodlooking at all in my opinion. The sex scenes were very short and often didn't actually show much penetration.
I think they worked well for the era they were made in and the type of porn being done at that time but unless a person is into that era of nostalgia I don't think modern porn watchers will be as taken with the old stuff as some are.
Blackie
Member

935 Posts
3/14
Posted - Sep 21 2014 : 11:33AM
70s porn was popular only because it followed 60s porn.
Anybody remember 60s porn? That's right, mind numbing softcore. 10 minute close ups of dude face while he gets a fake BJ.
A naked Eddie Powers is hot by comparison.
Slector
Member

655 Posts
2/14
Posted - Sep 21 2014 : 2:23PM
I am old enough to remember seeing all those in the one porn theater we had in my town at the time. Even back then I was not a fan of plot in porn. At 15-17 years old I wasn't forging fake IDs and/or sneaking into the theater to see story, plot, crappy acting and cheesy music. I could get plenty of (and better) plot from mainstream movies. I wanted porn for sex, not some stupid story that serves no other purpose than to set up the next sex scene. Sure there are some of those old porn movies that I have nostalgia for, in fact I own many, and yes some even had great sex scenes, but I'll take today's porn over that old stuff any day.
But saying that you HAVE to watch that stuff in order to even have an opinion on porn is pure bullshit.
Kink Williams All-Star Supporter
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Yeah Jeets!
809 Posts
8/13
Posted - Sep 21 2014 : 3:29PM
The 80's flick Girls on Fire should be on a must-see of Golden Age porn (albeit late golden age).
If only because of the superstar cast it boasted.
dogzcatcher All-Star Supporter
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Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round!
1551 Posts
5/09
Posted - Sep 21 2014 : 4:00PM
^ That's me, in the third row from the screen, except I've got my jacket over my lap.
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