BSD said:
“Besides, once you become a husband and father, and you no longer own ANYTHING all to yourself, even if it once was yours, the only real thing you do have to yourself is the newspaper and that 30-45 minutes when it's just you, your throne, and that meatloaf you gotta offload, and the rest of the world be damned. That is the only real time when your boss, your wife or your kids ain't fuckin' with you about somethin'. Smile. Even then, my son hangs outside the door askin' me for stuff, while I know my daughter is goin' through my wallet.”
(Ah, BSD’s domestic bliss… the source of so many good quotes.)
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