This has got to be the funniest post I've read here on this forum for a long, long time. Fuck, man, I'm laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my face.
I've simply enjoyed too damn many of Max's flicks to ever go against this guy. For one thing I'd be a hypocrite, having a closetful of Analvision's, Adventures of, and Extreme flicks on VHS, that I'm surely not parting ways with, anytime soon.
Having evolved into other arena's and intensities, I suppose he's become more like that grandpa, who simply does what he does, however he does, and in spite of what he does, he's still Grandpa. That old dude, who always gave awesome presents, while everyone else was handing out boring clothes. Well, he's still handing them out, its just that these days, your never quite sure, what he's got wrapped up for ya.
Yeah, Max Hardcore has got it going on. Before guys like Max, Ed Powers, and Rodney Moore late 80s/early 90s porn was ruled by a bunch of bodybuilding posers with big hair, more interested in showing off their "physique" than in making hard porn.
Plus, I always liked the set-up of Max's early movies: middle-aged, balding, out of shape guy picks up young, innocent women off of the street, takes them to his mansion in the Hollywood hills,
...and they leave a couple of hours later with azzholes you could park a Hummer in if you wanted to.
I would like to reply to this, but won't further to Denverdon's statement. All I will say is the obvious. That Max certainly stirs up emotions. And as someone said before, you either love him or hate him.
What're you, a woman? Bringing up shit I said a month ago and using it against me?
Does the great Max fit in any of those categories I mentioned? I seriously doubt it. I was just running my pie hole. Happens all the time. Folks is used to it.
I picture Max married, if he ever marries, to a real ball-breaking bitch, or in jail for crimes against nature, or for statutory rape.
Or worse, getting old and dying alone and nobody caring that he was once the great Max Hardcore. That would be a shame. I don't wish going out like that on anyone.
Fuck that. I'm having "Here lies cobalt60" engraved on my tombstone.
Nah...just cremate me and toss my ashes off one of Max's balconies, into the Pacific ocean, while someone sings something haunting and beautiful....yeah...that sounds nice.
Let's just all not die. How does that sound? Death's a drag.
Speaking of John Goodman, I think it would be taboo, if John Goodman, Steven Tyler, President Clinton, Danny Devito and Max Hardcore gangbanged Alexa Rae! That would be so hot. I'd shoot camera for free and let my house, supplies and lighting be used for free. All I would request is non-exclusive web rights for 60 days. They could even do double anal. Clinton of course would use a cigar also, but thats okay, he can do that! Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" aloha!!! Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn
Oh, shit! ...make it stop!! Ow! Ow! My sides hurt. Ow...
OK, fine, John Goodman can sing while my ashes are slung from one of Max's balconies, but only if he agrees to the gangbang.
Wait a minute, that means I die before John does? Fuck this noise.
OH NO -- will Max's house even still be Max's house by the time I die? At the rate I'm consuming bacon and bourbon, hell...yeah, he'll outlive me, too. He gets way more exercise than I do.
Maybe Alexa Rae can devise an exercise plan specially designed for me. What's she doing these days, anyway?
Searching my collection for "speculum shots", "genitalia turned inside out" scenes from other producers copying max... help me out here.... I'm not seeing it.
Seems Max is producing more for the Euro market nowadays - his stuff is so hard with the peeing and the fisting it's not released here in it's original cut.
I've looked around his site and see he has a lot of the Euro cut versions there ...wondering how he gets around the laws - guessing his web operation is based overseas - netherlands perhaps? anyone have any thoughts on this>
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bootpervert New Member
up her ass 5 Posts 10/05
Posted - Oct 7 2005 : 5:20AM
Skeeter Kerkove, you fucking rule.
I wonder, is there a Skeeter Kerkove appreciation thread here??
Oi Skeeter - get yourself over to xpt .. you've a lot of fans over there, me being one
Good move there putting a shout to Skeeter, buried deep in an old thread about Alexa Rae and Max Hardcore.. Next time head it "Skeeter!" or something and put it in Star Crossed..
Stephanie Swift, did some really great scenes for Max, hell she would call him, they got along good. She drank plenty of piss and fist fucking.
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Stephanie is my favorite of all time. I remember her MH stuff (some of it as "China Cat"), but I don't ever remember her doing anything with piss. She wasn't real thrilled with A2M, let alone GS. You sure you're remembering right?
It depends if you want your message to be heard by your intended audience. My advice was merely to assist you in having Skeeter actually see your post. Feel free to start a new thread/shoutout to Skeeter in the Porn Pool if you'd like to maximise your chances of him seeing it.
It's another porn discussion forum. It has a different "feel" to it than ADT does, but that's alright. Different strokes and all that. www.xxxporntalk.com I think. google will get you there for sure.
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bootpervert New Member
up her ass 5 Posts 10/05
Posted - Oct 8 2005 : 12:26AM
I hear ya mate.
Didn't mean to be offensive.
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Willie Mo Perv Deactivated User
29 Posts 10/05
Posted - Oct 9 2005 : 9:03AM
Now THAT is funny!
My interest in the Max stuff comes and goes, but like or hate him, you have to respect that he stood up for himself; ditto Seymour Butts, Jeff Steward and others. They were the ones spending the money to defend porn in the courts. They dealt with the police, the lawyers (see above), and the court system. You have to at least respect that.
Every girl who takes it so deepn the ass, will always cum harder, if she is wearing thigh high boots, while receiving plenty of cock deep in her well lubed ass. Every scene I shot of ultra-slut Bridgette Kerkove from 2002 until oct 2003, I had her wearing skin tight, super shiny thigh high boots, with lots of double anal, Serious Ass to her cock sucking mouth, too much double anal, swallowing cum and eating cum out of her own well travelled, wrecked ass from ultra-sexy anal creampies. For your knowledge and turn on, I filmed over 220 sex scenes, of porn hookers wearing shiny thigh high boots, while receiving plenty of sodomy! I'll be filming more of the debauchery tommorrow morning, 8 more hours. Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" Gustavo Chaverria is a pathetic trick, buy a house moistback!!!!!
Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn
Max has always been ahead of his time and owns a way bigger house then all of us producres and directors, he is completely original and copies nobody! To quote Roger T. Pipe, Max used bar stools with girls in 1995, everybody after that copied him, Roger does his homework. Max still has U.S. releases thru Exquisite Pleasures, Max's website has lots of gifts from god, at least that is what Kaiser Hospitals, R.N. Nurse Debbie Felkel of Tujunga, California says, mother of Patricia Felkel and heavily supported by D.C.F.S social worker, Dr. Anna Sanberg, proud resident of Santa Clarita Valley and a really weak husband, Anna will work a whole lot on being sodomized while wearing thigh high boots, like Bridgette Kerkove did in Skeeter Kerkoves "Clusterfuck", in that movie, Bridgette received so much double dick up her ass, it was over whelming. Watching Bridgette eat cum out of her own ass, was a love story of epic porportions. Drinking 211 steel reserve beer, saving tax payers over 30 doolars per month. Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" Anna and Debbie want your fist up their ass,if you don,t believe me, ask Bridgette, the italian stallion{Little Mike Barbella} or the Latin sensation Gustavo Chaverria. B.K. got the very best!!!!!
Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn
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anal aficionado Deactivated User
Goodbye Friends 293 Posts 3/05
Posted - Oct 10 2005 : 3:59AM
Maybe your attorney and Max's attorney can compare notes.
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bootpervert New Member
up her ass 5 Posts 10/05
Posted - Oct 12 2005 : 3:35PM
That’s why you fucking rock Skeeter.
Your fucked up twisted sense of fetish and kink are right up my alley. I can honestly say, there probably isn't another director who focuses his energies on good old boot fucking anal sex, with the gusto which you possess.
I was a member of the BKMAX site until it went down, and I have a ton of your movies. (Rock Slut being the latest). I don't even bother with anyone else’s shit that’s how much I dig your stuff. I mean you get all the hot whores; Haley Paige, katsumi, Taylor Rain, Renee Pornero to mention but a few, and dress them up like fetish whores – fucking excellent!
I've a heck of a lot of respect for ya mate, and your funny as shit too esp. when you say things like "If it wasn't for porn, I'd probably be in jail serving life" ...ha-ha - fantastic
Keep up the good work.
What’s going on with the BKMAX site? I need to get all those hot galleries.