Mig en udsøgt fornøjelse, underskønneste mø. [chivalrous bow]
I'm very impressed that you actually put the words in their correct order. And you also didn't capitalise when it would have been natural in English. Two thumbs up.
One bit of nitpicking, though: "har"/"gør" are not interchangeable in that context like their English counterparts "have"/"do", so you should have used "har".
BTW, what's wrong with Robbie wearing a thongback?
I'll hop on a plane to San Fransisco (*) right away, shall I? I'll give you all the banan med fløde you want. Please pull back the peel... repeatedly.
I just hope that, despite the ridiculous new security measures, they'll let me onto the plane with this big, hard bulge in my pants. I'd swim but, you know, the drag factor. At least I'll insist on having a female officer frisk me. Mmm, women in uniform. Yes officer, I am very happy to see you.
(*) I think there might be more flights going through LA, but with all the gay polls recently, going straight to San Fransisco seems more appropriate.
The G rated version: All About Anna II: Bananas in Pyjamas Oh, dear. This is getting awfully bananal.
Back on topic:
Dejlige Bananpige (last one, I promise), do the commentary tracks or interview material approach the subject of what women want in a porn movie, in any detail? Or whether or not they were really expecting all women to like the same things? For instance: a lesbian ADTer, GirlinDC, was into fisting in a big way, and was annoyed that US porn didn't show it. But Gry said in a interview, about her scene with Ovidie which was supposed to have Ovidie fingering Gry, that: "It's men who want to see the finger going in and out, but actually that's not what we women like at all."
It's just something that strikes me as a little odd whenever I see a porn movie supposedly targetting "women" as a great big homogeneous group. Or are you wimmin-folk really such a simple lot compared to us lads, who are so much more complex beings in that some of us like fluffy-bunny tame stuff while others prefer bukkake or triple-anals galore.
Hej K. Tak for sidst. Nå, jeg er meget meget uartig. San Francisco is closer and the cavity searches are free fuckin' gratis. Btw, Bananas in Pyjamas is truly disturbing ;)
These are some great questions -
In detail, no, not really. I read something about Jessica inviting friends over for a brainstorming session. Nicolas mentions a study that measured female responses to visual erotica as being equal to men's, but when asked, reportedly the women denied being aroused. This sounds a little odd to me, because I don't know why women would deny it, or maybe I just don't know any women who would deny it.
I also read a study that found the opposite to be true, that women *in general* aren't as visually stimulated by hardcore images as men are. I tend to believe the latter, and think there's overwhelming evidence to support this sexual difference, but it isn't considered politically correct.
Gry may be right, then again, she may have had motives for saying that. For the record, I love to see the fingers and cocks going in and out, but it's not necessary as long as a certain level of eroticism is acheived. At any rate, I don't think they're trying to serve all women, just the majority of women who don't normally watch porn, or don't like what's offered.I hear what you're saying. On the other hand, most people don't even try, or just copy what's popular in male produced porn, water it down or turn it up a notch, and think that will work.I tend to think we're probably more complex and diverse in regards to this issue, which may be the problem. Speaking just for myself, I get very aroused with less explicit scenes from mainstream cinema, and from my own imagination.
I don't particularly want to see my fantasies acted out on-screen. I can see an image of a man's hands, or an extreme close-up of only Daniel Craig's mouth blowing smoke (just for example ;) and get turned on.
I realize my answers are somewhat contradictory, but it's a very complicated issue, to be sure. I wonder what other women think about All About Anna?
Selv tak. (De fraser antyder egentligt at vi har mødtes. ::Suk:: Gid det var så vel.)OK. Makes sense.That's one puzzling thing about supposedly more couples oriented stuff like Pirates and Space Nuts : the abundance of lesbian scenes and jerk-to-pop bird-feeder facials. Neither of which I'd personally consider naturally couples oriented.That might not necessarily be unique to women. I expect many 'sacrificial offerings' have been made at the altar of Xena & Co.So, you're saying you might be a little schizophrenic?
Not that I should talk. When watching a porn movie, I'm picky about it being well lit and not be coy about explicit angles. Yet, on the other hand, completely non-porny things in mainstream entertainment can get my hormones all worked up too. Strange perhaps. I mean, who else would get all hot and bothered by Jane Horrocks's voice as Fenchurch in H2G2? I do so love a good accent.
Perhaps screeners are on their way to more ADT reviewers with reviews of 'regular' porn to their name.
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Note to self: Take up smoking. Healthy lungs are overrated, and if it'll get DB to smoke my banana... "They call me mellow yellow ..."
Er det rigtigt? Nå, for Søren. Skidt med det...Don't get me started... oops too late. It was kinda weird how in All About Anna, the camera lingered more on the scantily clad Gry painting her living room than Mark in the shower. She's up on a ladder, and I start wondering wtf. At least it didn't have the dreaded jerk-to-pop, but could have used more jerkin' in the shower. I know that sounds inconsistant, but there's a big difference.Well, I thought I heard people saying Anna was going to be groundbreaking, and I was delusional to believe it. Since auditory hallucinations and delusions aren't a good sign, I think you nailed it Dr. K. May I lie down on your couch? I brought my own towel.I'm not sure what H2G2 is, but I totally understand. Right now I'm dressed in pajamas, eating cereal, (no banana med fløde), and watching Greg the Bunny and Moll Flanders (BBC version)... and frankly it's getting me hot.
Note to self: Take up smoking. Healthy lungs are overrated, and if it'll get DB to smoke my banana...
My apologies Robbie, but you really aren't missing anything. I asked K if I could tie him up and spank him until he begged me to quit. He said okay if he could strap me to chair and force me to watch "Dear Wendy" again. I said I'd rather be dragged behind a car for a mile or two. We're now at an impasse, so we'll stop.
Danes, ADT's version of Navajo code talkers.H2G2 = übergeeky short for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy . Funny you should mention bringing your towel. (A towel being "the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have.")
It's been a few years since I saw it, but Moll Flanders (BBC version most definitely) was damn sexy, as well as being a good period drama. Alex Kingston was seriously woodifying. Mreowr. I've never seen Greg the Bunny , but the cereal eating in pyjamas image might do the trick. Milk moustache included?
Hmm. Might it simply be a Daniel Craig fetish? I can't be sure. He doesn't really get my own juices flowing. Perhaps you should be at Leicester Square for the Casino Royale premiere right now, throwing your knickers at Daniel.
I have a compilation porn DVD with one smoking scene, but it did nothing for me. I do, however, like this short blooper clip with Julia Ann from the excellent Hercules . But that's my 'fun' fetish at work. Not much fun in most porn. And of what there is, good luck trying to find any without jerk-to-pop facials.
Even Erika Lust's light-hearted The Good Girl - which is specifically aimed at women - ended with a sticky jerk-to-pop facial. Weird. They try to put a fun spin on it by having her tell him to "come on her face like in porn movies". With her cute smile, I thought they generally succeeded, but is it really a logical finish in "indie porn for women"? Short pseudo-review here.
That shop also carries the three Puzzy Power movies, All About Anna , Pink Prison and Constance. I was rather surprised to see they rated Pink Prison as the best of the three. How do you think All About Anna compares to Pink Prison ?
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Robbie, you may skip the rest:
I could think of something else I'd like to nail.
"Du har det rart, du har der dejligt. Du bare tænker på at sove, du bare tænker på at sove." Som en dansk hypnotisør, der tog sig lige lovligt mange friheder mens de kvindelige patienter var i trance, sagde. Ikke at jeg kunne finde på den slags, men jeg kunne måske ikke modstå at kilde dig lidt under fødderne.
Wicked Pictures,Vouyer Media, Axel Braun Productions, Marc Dorcel, JoyBear Pictures, abbywinters.com 1390 Posts 7/05
Posted - Nov 14 2006 : 4:39PM
TonyC wrote:
I am curious about this film.
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So is Loraine, she contacted for sales information, but I told her I'd be happy to send her a screener, just as I offered you. As far as I know, we're still about three weeks away from the next batch of American screeners.
The good news is these will be the two-disc sets reflecting the product that Wicked will release next Spring, not the bare bones single disc Skronker and others got a couple months back!
Wicked Pictures,Vouyer Media, Axel Braun Productions, Marc Dorcel, JoyBear Pictures, abbywinters.com 1390 Posts 7/05
Posted - Nov 15 2006 : 3:33PM
Of course - like everything Irwin designed, it always seems larger on the inside than it appears from the outside, grows additional rooms and floors as story needs dictate, etc. :-)
I don't have a Danish bone in my body. Not yet, anyway. Not true, my parents immigrated from Denmark, but I'm a native Californian whose Danish is terrible. I can understand most of what K writes and it seems he can read mine without wincing too badly, so this banter is very helpful and fun to me. It didn't occur to me that anyone interested in a Danish film would give a rat's kirtelsvaghed. ;)
BOINK!Greg the Bunny is freakin' hilarious, but I've got a thing for puppets. Each week the show is loosely based (very loosely) on a popular movie.Ya think? You could be on to something....For some reason I'm not that excited about his James Bond gig, but I have no doubt he's gonna make those naysayers eat their words. If Mads wasn't also in it making it a double whammy I probably wouldn't even go.Well done, but hmm ""indie porn for women" I dunno, I would think her orgasm would be of some interest, but it's not even mentioned.Sounds outrageous, but All About Anna was $50 to me. I've never paid that much for a movie in my life, but perhaps the US release will be more realistically priced.Pink Prison sucked ass so hard it makes Anna look like Oscar material. One guy actually has filthy feet. I don't know why it would be rated higher, maybe because it does show Katja Kean having sex and lots of it, but there's something to be said for quality over quantity. I might review it, but I don't think it's even available in the US. . . . . ."Hans Christian Andersen From Hell" K, jeg er fik søvnig.Selvfølgelig. rofl!!! Undskyld...tja, det forstår jeg godt.Hvad hedder "pervert" på dansk? Jeg er meget kilden, for resten.Mange tak, hvor dejligt. Det er hårdt, men det er fik der.
BOINNNGGG!A thing for puppets, eh? Probably the thought of being stuffed that full by a hand stuck up... The DVDs are pretty cheap at a local importer. Which is better? The 2002 Fox series with meat-puppet, Seth Green, or the new one?That's a point. But in fairness to Ms. Lust, perhaps she figured it was implied in a movie marketed towards female porn viewers. I mean, nobody in their right mind would make "porn for women" and not show the female protagonist having a mind-blowing orgasm at least once. Right? Right???I was wondering the same thing. Apologies if I'm putting you on the spot here, Daniel, but would you happen to know the planned list price?Come now, stop holding back. Tell us how you really feel.
Anne Sæbø (apparently an associate professor at St. Olaf College in Minnesota) gives a little rundown of Puzzy Power on the same site: here (Norwegian language). She raves on about the genre-breaking Pink Prison , yet seems to feel that All About Anna's only worth is the potential that its quality packaging might attract women who wouldn't otherwise go anywhere near porn, and encourage them to check out other movies.
Mere mortals, such as us, are obviously incapable of properly appreciating Pink Prison's subtle qualities.
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Afhængig af grammatisk bøjningsform enten "pervers person" (ubestemt ental) eller "perverse person" (bestemt ental). Hvis det skal være ekstra slemt, kan man sige "perverse stodder" eller "perverse svin" eller lignende.Perfekt. Hæ, hæ, hæ.
I don't recall the female lead's orgasm in The Good Girl but I do remember thinking that cum shot was very sexy indeed, the playfulness and good humour (together with the leading man being pretty darn gorgeous) was just lovely - I've watched it a couple of times to check that my recollection was correct...and you know, even if I didn't "see" her orgasm I had a pretty clear indication that she was enjoying herself, was an equal player and was just having a very nice time. I have other small complaints abut Erica's film but the cum shot isn't one of them.
K you might like to know that Cupido stocks this as well.
We have a spy among us!I took another look, and I thought the 20 seconds of heaving for breath and mild thrashing about that kicks off at 18:04 was - real or not, and, let's face it, it's not likely to have been real - close enough, and, while far from the wailing banshees of gonzo, not much different from how they portray the things in those chick flicks with some overqualified but overlooked secretary, who has to endure so very much before she gets the object of her affections, who invariably is either a European prince who breeds horses, or an heir to a vineyard. Not that I've ever watched any such movie, of course.As jerk-to-pop facials go, it was definitely one of the better. If that finish wasn't so overwhelmingly prevalent in post 1990 porn, making me so effin' sick of it, I wouldn't have thought twice about it here.Et tu, Loraine? Well, yes, I did notice they carried (or should that be comstocked? ;-) a couple of those. But, as the first in the series was physically mildly unpleasant to watch, I'm rather sceptical of the rest. Xana does look nice, though. But Dax really needs a haircut.
Knoglebæreren, I don't have to tell you that sugar-coating shit is not a Danish trait, but since pictures speak louder than words, you be the judge.Yeah yeah, we just don't "get it." As if there's anything to "get" about a fuck-flick. You'd think she was discussing Camille Paglia feminist porn the way Sæbø goes on. Trust me, there was nothing subtle about it, it blew.I wouldn't, but apparently I'm not in my right mind. I wonder how men would react to a porn flick in which the male didn't get off. Can you imagine the scorn - the offenders would never work in porn again without the benefit of cosmetic surgery to alter their appearance.
That's why 9 Songs appealed so much to me. I found the music rather bland, but the sex was hot.
I haven't watched commercial network tv in a long time, so I know nothing about his 2002 Fox series. Uh... I'll say the new one.
Hej hej, hav det godt DB
These days we all play cool, calm and collected Our lips could turn blue just shooting the breeze
Good poll, but I'll wager the answers would be different if it was "no cumshot" vs "strong or weak cumshot"That's funny. Well, I got the gist of it, I think. It's similar enough to Danish that it wasn't too difficult. Don't you think so? This is something that comes up a lot in Scandinavian movies. For instance, I was watching "Pusher" last night. Mads Mikkelsen *cough* says to Kim Bodnia (paraphrasing) "Hey, there's a guy outside who wants to talk to you." Kim: "What's he want?" Mads: "How the fuck should I know, he's a Swede, I can't understand him." ROFL! They're serious though, it's not meant to be humorous.
Another good one is "Insomnia" with Stellan Skarsgård, a Swede working homicide in Norway. A suspect says "Get me an interpreter, I can't bloody understand this guy." Then later a friend of the dead girl tells him "You're Swedish, no one understands a word you said." Stellan's like "Fuck!"
Now you're probably wondering why I find that funny, but it just tickles me. Anyways...
Glad you asked. I'm thinkin' I should reply in the other thread though..Selv tak, honningtunge
"Don't let your lava love turn to stone." 489 Posts 5/06
Posted - Nov 24 2006 : 6:01PM
Playfulness and good humour are two huge facets lacking in most mainstream porn. Kudos to any director who can add these elements and inject a little humanity and personality into their productions. Too often I've seen performers looking bored, detached or like they're trying to settle a score.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Nov 25 2006 : 12:00PM
I just watched "The Good Girl" and thoroughly enjoyed it. There should be more porn like that. Although I hate that they refer to it as "porn for women" (that is guaranteed to ensure that no one will watch it) - to me it is just beautiful people doing beautiful things in soft focus with a little bit of story to tease. It is different and romantic, but I wouldn't pigeon-hole it as chick porn.
Hookup Hotshot: Internet Sex Addicts 11 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Nov 10 2006 : 12:09PM
