Smash Pictures is running a contest on who ever can come up with the best name for our new all Blow Job Series. This is the first all Blow Job Series shot and directed by a woman-European porn star Zora Banx (nominated at the last AVN show for best lesbian/solo performances) You can see her in 2 Kinky 4 U too. The winner will be sent any 5 of our DVD's and a signed pair of panties.
"suck rogers!" (as in BUCK rogers, see what I did?!) "Suckie suckie" "Deep within" "spunk rocket" "Jizz face" "one lump or two?" "Forever blowing bubbles"
Hi, I got this from a very nice guy and you should know about this too, I think. LOL, Zora
This is his e-mail: Hi Zora what's up. I just read a post at adultdvdtalk.com about a new all blowjob series that you will be directing. First of all, congratulations. i am writing you because i think I have the best name for the series. also I figure I should just go straight to the director herself. my title is "All Suck and No Fuck". It's the first thing that popped in my head and it even sounds good with numbers in case you make sequels(ex. All Suck and No Fuck 3,All Suck and No Fuck 10, and so on). The title is clear and direct and I think this name should win and I hope you agree.
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*Mutt* Deactivated User
752 Posts 8/03
Posted - Aug 31 2003 : 6:37PM
yeah his is good but a couple of mine are better.
here's an idea - i am willing to sleep with you in order to win the contest. i am not a tramp but I really want to win the contest so i will sacrifice my body.
Zora is one of my favorite pornstars of all time so I might as well throw my hat in here too:
Zora's Oral Fixations Look at that Cum Fly Say Ahhh Cocksized Tongue Depressers Zora's Money Shots Zora Blows Blowjobs Don't Count, Right? I Spit on Your Dick Kneel Down and Say Ahh Dr. Cumlove (or how I Learned to breathe through my nose)-now I'm looking through my movies for parody ideas Making Out Mouth Over Dick The Finest in Fellatio from Zora Prelude to a Fuck-Just the Blowjob Screw The Dick, Let the Chick Film the Blowjobs
Mine all really suck, but I was bored so there they are. How can you say what has all ready been said before? I really, really liked "Suckie, Suckie" from someone above, which would make the "Full Metal Jacket" porn connection complete considering they all ready have "Me Luv U Long Time." And I also liked the one person who included Zora's name in the title. I think a major selling point of this thing (at least the first installment) will be the fact that we have a female director that many of us have seen before in front of the camera. I dunno. I would either give it to "Suckie, Suckie" or "No Fuck, Just Suck."
O.k. the name submitions are in and we narrowed it down to the TOP 10 to choose from. Next week we'll anounce the winner for our blow job release street dating in November. I have Zora taking a photo with her signed panties to prove its authenticy along with 5 DVD's of the winners choice.
The winning title was one thought of by one of our distributors, "Down Your Throat". There were alot of great titles thrown at us on this board and a few were names I would of chosen. Yet it was up to my owner and this is the one he chose.
Not a bad title but it doesn't set me on fire either,lol, kinda close to Down the Hatch! I thought of one, Dicktacation, but the spelling was kinda long,lol. Good luck with the series!!
I agree. Its also boring. I dont mean to rip on this production company or say that my entries were all that good, but this is upsetting. Time and time again I see companies asking for help with titles and they ALWAYS pick some of the lamest ones. Its ridiculous. Why even bother asking if you arent going to take anything into consideration? Ive never heard of this company, and now I have a good idea why.
I believe that they do the "Legal Skin" series. Pretty good stuff. Other than that I haven't seen anything else they've done. I agree that the title is lame, but it is their company. It is convenient that they don't have to give away the stuff now. LOL
Since there is a serie that actually focus on shooting cum in the girl's eyes, that title might lead to confusion imho. Or did you meant 'There's cum in your eye'?
The runner up title for our contest was one of the ADT members, facialicious for his title:
SUCKIN AWESOME
We like to stick to our guns and even though the winning title my owner chose was from somebody not on this board. We would like to extend our appreciation to all the ADT members and present facialicious with the winning price. Zora just mailed me her signed panties and photos. Please email me to claim your prize.
Thanks for all your support,
Stuart Smash Pictures
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*Mutt* Deactivated User
752 Posts 8/03
Posted - Sep 26 2003 : 8:33PM
'Down Your Throat'? That's the winner?
lame. guess your owner had to kiss the ass of the distributor.
'Bring Em Young' 'Weapons of Ass Destruction' 'Swallow My Pride' 'Down the Hatch'......these are great series titles.
I WON!!! HAHA!!! Well, not really...but i get the goods. Eat your heart out everyone. Yeah, I know..I'm not being a good-sport, but I never win anything so this is my chance to gloat. In case you missed it, I won a pair of Zora's ( see her here if you dont know her Zora ) signed panties with photos showing their authenticity. I also get 5 dvds and these are the ones I chose:
JadedVideo has just put up the boxcover for Ms. Zora's directorial debut in this new series we all tried to put our own spin on. The final title of "Down Your Throat" did not seem to exactly enthrall a lot of us, but seeing it on the box seems to make it all the more official. I would note however that the fact that our loveable nasty girl Zora is the director of this tape is not played up at all as there is a simple line at the bottom of the tape reading "Directed By Zora Banks."
Since a lot of us had our say on the matter, I figured I'd give everyone the heads up on this. You can view the box here.