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Reason Member 135 Posts 1/00	Posted - May 4 2001 : 11:54AM This is probably the wrong forum, but I stumbled onto this site and just had to share The descriptions are priceless! [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - May 4 2001 : 11:58AM these are hilarious 'the purest sperm' 'Fully in the horny mouth splashed' 'You are hotly for this price?' 'Right beautiful Clinic-sex on the horny' [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - May 4 2001 : 1:29PM Oh man - how about: 110 AllStar CumShot 3 hours Blackpower without finishes horny I think I'll pass on this one. One thing a porno should NOT do is leave you unfinished and well, horny! Pussy Whipped With all waters washed!!! WTF does that mean? [Link]
JMO Member UK 104 Posts 2/01	Posted - May 4 2001 : 2:29PM No, I'm not too hotly for the price. [Link]
Reason Member 135 Posts 1/00	Posted - May 4 2001 : 2:36PM quote: Oh man - how about: 110 AllStar CumShot 3 hours Blackpower without finishes horny I think I'll pass on this one. One thing a porno should NOT do is leave you unfinished and well, horny! Click to expand Hmm. So you didn't click to read the longer description which goes: quote: Black is Beautiful, and as I say you! Choco- lates brown splendor - women blow, chews and licks at it at the mega - tails and brings them in position . After accomplished They push comment itself the cream - pillars Ac- cording to the row into all holesthat one so to the disposal has. And people I if you say you, then the mail comes off. Scenes chan- ges with this DVD no problem... Click to expand Still not interested? quote: Pussy Whipped With all waters washed!!! WTF does that mean? Click to expand It is a word for word translation of the German phrase Mit allen Wassern gewaschen , which I assume means "seasoned". [Link]

Diesel Member 516 Posts 3/00	Posted - May 6 2001 : 3:47PM I think all the descriptions are written in Haiku. Diesel Check into DIESEL'S DEN on Adult DVD Empire. [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - May 6 2001 : 6:22PM Reason, I'm afraid the only thing I understood was the last sentence in that whole thing! Thanks for pointing these out, they're a riot. Let's hope they keep using a translation dictionary! Still fully on the horny, Blondie [Link]
Peeping Tom Member Oregon, USA 17 Posts 8/00	Posted - May 7 2001 : 12:05AM The blurbs on that site remind me of an adult advertisement I received in the mail a few years ago; it promised that the porn vid's that it was pushing delivered "butt-churning erotic excitement." Yeech. Not at all curious what kind of "fun" that would be, but it did give me a good laugh. [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - May 9 2001 : 4:57PM I've been meaning to ask, Reason. The topic title "All your porn are belong to us" sounds familiar. Is it a popular example of another bad translation, or what? It makes me laugh:) Still fully on the horny, Blondie Edited by - dumblonde on May 9 2001 [Link]
Reason Member 135 Posts 1/00	Posted - May 10 2001 : 10:16AM quote: I've been meaning to ask, Reason. The topic title "All your porn are belong to us" sounds familiar. Is it a popular example of another bad translation, or what? It makes me laugh:) Still fully on the horny, Blondie Edited by - dumblonde on May 9 2001 Click to expand Blondie, Perhaps this link will help you. Especially the "History" section. [Link]

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