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| Cumwhipper Senior Member  4050 Posts 3/04 |  Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 7:13PMApparently the newest "American Gokkun #8" features newbie Amy Emerson eating a 60-load cum omelet. Has anyone seen this yet? I remember they tries this once in one of the American Bukkake movies and it was a total disaster. The girl couldn't even eat one bite without seeming like she was going to puke. [Link] |
| smutlover65 Member 359 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 8:54PM [Link] |
killbillvol69  All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 9:18PM What's the point of all of this anyway? And if this is the kind of stuff that turns you on, at what point is it so hot that it makes you blow your load? When they begin cooking the omelet? When they flip it? When the girl takes the first bite? When she finishes? Which part is irresistibly hot? I'm not judging or whatever, God knows there are millions of far stranger fetishes; I'm just curious to understand this one a bit better. [edit: typo] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 12/13/2008 12:32:02 AM [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 11:31PM Unfortunately, JM usually manages to fuck up these Bukkake and Gokkun shoots with horrible lighting, bad camera angles, not nearly enough close-ups, horrible loops of the girls moaning played over and over to drown out the stupid layabouts talking in the background, and perhaps worst of all, fat, ugly parolees standing around in back of the girl trying to maintain wood and jerking off in full view. We're talking some EXTREMELY unattractive, fat fucks. It's truly a freak show and circus all rolled into one. The Japanese pretty much invented these genres in the 90s, and watching movies from Moodys, Shuttle-Japan, SOD, etc. compared to American Bukkake or American Gokkun is like going from watching watching "Deer Hunter" to watching "The Blair Witch Project" - the contrast is that extreme. Given all of that, and certainly in spite of it, occasionally you will see an amazingly hot AB or AG scene where the girl is really into the whole thing and just revels in the perversion of it. Sasha Knox in "American Bukkake #29" comes to mind, or Amber Rayne in "American Gokkun #1". The cum omelet is just so bizarre and insane that, if done right, would be a huge turn on (for me at least), but we'll see if Amy Emerson actually eats that cooked mass of cum with a smile on her face - or at least does it without looking like she's regretting every minute of it. I'm a freak myself, so I don't even bother trying to figure out why it's hot, but it is. [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 11:42PM I guess my next question might be, is there anything in particular about the omelet that makes it hot? As in, would it be more or less hot, or the same, if they made some other type of dish with the cum? [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 11:45PM Honestly, it's probably something I wouldn't really get off on but I would probably watch it anyway simply because it's an interesting concept and it's not the same old shit with different people. I'm never going to seriously criticize someone who's trying to be creative in the porn industry (even if it isn't my thing). I've seen way too much lazy porn. This has been a key problem in the American porn business. Lack of real creativity or imagination. It sure isn't going to be something everyone is going to embrace. Obviously, something like this either is your thing or it isn't. But I would rather watch a cum omelet movie than yet another movie with exactly the same cast doing exactly the same thing in exactly the same order. Just for something different. Even if I'm not gonna jack off to it. I might even jack off to it because it's different. This is a sad state of affairs. When you're so desperate to see something different you might just jack off to the fact that it's different even if the act itself doesn't even turn you on. Edited by - randomprecision on 12/12/2008 11:48:08 PM [Link] |
| Sean Renaud Member 181 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 11:51PM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 11:52PM I mean, I turn on the porn just as I'm grabbing my cock, and I turn it off as soon as I blow my load. But other people obviously don't do the same. What does one do while watching porn if they're not frantically choking the chicken?This last part kind of confuses me, but also gets me thinking. Do you think it would actually make you cum just because it's different? If so, that's an interesting concept. I wonder if something can be hot not because it's inherently sexual, but simply because it's novel... [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Dec 12 2008 : 11:53PM Also, which Conan are you referring to? The barbarian, the late night talk show host, or some other one? [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Dec 13 2008 : 12:01AM As far as the omelet itself, I think one of the things that turns me on is the idea that someone has to cook the damned thing - the smell must be absolutely overpowering, and only someone who loves cum would be able to handle that. In the last AB attempt, the helper girl was Ashley Blue, and she did the cooking, complete with chef's hat - pretty funny. The cum actually cooked like eggs (must be all the protein), and at one point there was a huge bubble in the middle of the cum. The reactions of the cast and crew were just off-the-charts hilarious. At the moment of truth though, the "target girl" just couldn't bring herself to eat even one entire bite of the omelet, spitting out and trying to make it look like she wasn't a "cum omelet dodger". I felt strangely let down by this, after all that work went into collecting the cum and then cooking it. (I told you I'm a freak! LOL). Maybe they need to start a series a la Mike John, titled "No Cum Omelet Dodging Allowed" If Amy Emerson can indeed consume the cooked cum omelet, and they manage to film it without too many problems, and she actually seems to enjoy it, I will almost certainly be turned on. I don't know if any particular point along the way will make me cum (your comments about cumming during the flipping of the omelet were hilarious, by the way!), but the sheer Caligula-like no-holds-barred depravity will probably get the best of me. [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Dec 13 2008 : 12:17AM I usually end up jerking off when I watch porn because I feel the same way you do. Porn is made for people to jerk off to. I don't think I've ever just sat and watched a porn flick for entertainment. I guess I can understand that some people would do that but as soon as I see something that turns me on, that's it.I guess it can be looked at the same way you would watch anything else. I'm not sure how people manage to stay unaroused when watching stuff that they purchased because it looked like something that they would get off on.This last part kind of confuses me, but also gets me thinking. Do you think it would actually make you cum just because it's different? If so, that's an interesting concept. I wonder if something can be hot not because it's inherently sexual, but simply because it's novel Click to expand Now maybe this would be tolerable if the girls were always hot, the men were always complete studs and the action was always at the very least done with some kind of sincerity. But the people in front of the camera are actually as bored as the people watching. We watch because we hope this time will be different. By Einstein's logic, we're all completely insane. [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Dec 13 2008 : 12:34AM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Dec 13 2008 : 12:41AM I could not_stop_laughing at that...Your answer lies in the rest of the quote. He said to ask "What is best in life?" If that doesn't tell you which Conan he's talking about... [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Dec 13 2008 : 12:43AM [edit: cumwhipper and CJ, I'm glad that you guys liked the cum omelet-flipping comment. It makes me happy, as I'm not exactly known for being ADT's most hilarious member. Maybe I was channeling stinkfist or something.  ]Edited by - killbillvol69 on 12/13/2008 12:45:10 AM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Dec 13 2008 : 12:55AM [Link] |
| Endless Loop Senior Member Tomatometer 1129 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Dec 13 2008 : 6:02AM Otoh, by simply cooking up a congealing skillet of cum, until its reduced to runny, scrambled eggs, might actually enhance the coagulative nature of the cum, thickening the mass, to not only make it nastier, but perhaps all the more revolting to the mouth of any female, expressing the resolve to consume it. Thick and pulpy enough that it induces a consuming starlet to heave, might even usher in a new creative direction, and at worst, a new "breakfast for champions" and all otherwise aspiring cumwhores! That is, for those who find females wretching from cum, or too much cum in their mouths, as somthing appealing to see. Others might prefer the blowjob induced throat gag, and wretch, as more to their liking. To each, their own. Edited by - Endless Loop on 12/13/2008 6:19:28 AM [Link] |
| The The Member 196 Posts 2/06 | Posted - Dec 17 2008 : 3:38PM [Link] |
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| Homey76 Member "Y,know... I can eat a peach for hours"- Castor Troy 73 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Dec 17 2008 : 10:26PM [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Apr 19 2009 : 3:47AM To answer the question, it's about the gag that is the turn on. That she is doing something completely gross (to her) and it's CUM. It wouldn't be a turn on if it was something else gross, like a turd, or vomit, or bad sushi or something... but it's cooked cum. That's grosser than fresh cum to a girl who doesn't like it. The part that turns me on is the looks on her face as she tries to chew this cooked, and moderately burnt cum (as Ashley Blue points out). The gagging, the grossed out faces, that's the stuff... I like the extremes, girls who LOVE it (like Michelle Raven, Sasha Knox, and others) and I love girls that HATE it, like shyla stylez or kaci starr...both almost always gag when they get shot in the mouth. It's a strange bipolarness in my sexual deviancy I guess. But mix up depraved, humiliation, and semen in the same situation and I can get pretty excited lol. So if anyone has seen it, let's hear about it, I'm hoping she DOESN'T like it, but eats it anyway and every bite is more horrible than the last... and hopefully they give it a fresh topping like they did last time. [Link] |
| sweetbbw Member 46 Posts 12/08 | Posted - Apr 19 2009 : 7:49PM [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Apr 19 2009 : 8:03PM Seriously gimme some feedback on it, how does she handle the omlette and does she eat it all? Gimme some details! [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - May 20 2009 : 2:24AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - May 20 2009 : 4:13PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - May 20 2009 : 4:57PM [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - May 20 2009 : 8:25PM Can you send a link to these "been there, done that" videos? Any cum omelet movie is worth watching IMO, I'd like to see how the veteran girl does it... [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - May 20 2009 : 8:28PM One comment, I thought I would steal your deer hunter reference and mix it into the situation. I'm gonna hold up a girl gagging on a cum omelet and point her at those who question the turn on and say "THIS IS THIS. IT'S NOT SOMETHING ELSE, THIS IS THIS." Or whatever that classic deniro line is, I always loved that... [Link] |
| 30cc Load Member 31 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 4:02AM Amy does indeed gobble down the whole thing. The only problem that I could see this time around, was that composition of cum, and it's subsequent cooking properties, are obviously NOT the same as that of eggs (despite the similar gooey consistency), so cum doesn't cook up into an omelet very easily. Apparently getting cum to cook up into anything even faintly resembling an omlet without scorching it takes a LONG time. So they stuck in this damn jerky keystone cops fast motion effect that will leave anyone with a suspicious nature wondering if they pulled a switch-a-roo. (It would have been a lot better if they hadn't tried to be 'cute' by using a stutter-motion effect, and had kept the speed-up factor down to 2:1 or less so the motion would remain smooth and continuity could be maintained) Keeping the "cum on camera" 100% of the time, with NO EDITS, is something that has been a consistent problem throughout the American Gokkun series. This CAN be done JM. See Brandon Irons masterful scene at the beginning of "A Good Source of Iron 6", where 20 guys pop in a glass and then Courtney Simpson swallows it down, while the camera never blinks for even a moment. Yes I know that the American Gokkun series is different because the guys are almost all rank amateurs, but I'm guessing that if you had a big clock running with a 30 minute count down, and told the guys "To fit this into the video, we need to keep the cum shot segment limited to no more than 30 minutes, and if everyone is going to get a chance to pop, we need to try to keep it moving, one right after the other, and finish before that clock counts down to zero. If a lot of you guys are piling up near the end, I can extend that a few minutes, but if the 30 minutes are up, and one of you is the lone ranger out there yanking on your own, then I'm sorry but you're out of luck". I know that shooting so that no edits will be needed is a pain, but on the up side, the final video would require no editing for a single camera shoot, and much less editing even if dual cameras are used, which would be a big savings in time in post production. Just a suggestion - Also, I'm not sure if this "cum omelet" thing will ever warrant another try, but if it ever does, next time add two egg whites before you try to make the omlet (which could be already separated in a nearby glass). This will give the omelet more volume, make it fluffier, and make it cook up MUCH faster. No need to hide the fact that you are doing this; make it a kind of 'how to' on proper 'cum omelet' cooking technique, and point out that the egg whites are needed for the sake of better consistency. The egg whites would be perfectly appropriate, when you really think about it. If you went to a restaurant and ordered a ham and cheese omelet and they just brought you a steaming pile of ham covered in melted cheese, wouldn’t you feel justified in asking "hey, what happened to the eggs???" Think about it; a ham and cheese omelet is, ham, cheese, and a couple EGGS, so I would expect that a "cum omelet" would be cum stir mixed western omelet style with a couple egg whites. Keep trying JM, your stuff is out on the edge, so you’re bound to have hit's and misses, but at least it's original (which is a lot more than you can say for 99.999% of the other porn out there). - 30cc Sperm Load [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 8:55AM In spite of all of that, Ami Emerson, in true freak fashion, ate almost all of the goopy mess, god bless her! Oh well, JM makes so much shitty porn I should have expected them to fuck it up. I may just stop bothering with their stuff altogether, but as I mentioned earlier, sometimes they accidentally (almost in spite of themselves) capture a good scene. [Link] |
| 30cc Load Member 31 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 11:36AM Contrast this to the whiny "cum-dodging champion of the universe" non-performance turned in by Carly Parker in AG2. All of which confirms your point that while some of the JM stuff is worth watching, some of the other stuff is total crap. If you liked Ami's 'spunk' in AG8, check out Gia Paloma in Mouth Meat 1. This my favorite JM vid - true, only two of the five scenes are any good - but those two were totally fucking awesome. In the first scene, Julie Knight walks into an office building and goes from room to room giving every guy she finds a blow job, till she has sucked off 15 guys. In the last scene on the DVD, Gia Paloma blows 22 guys, but they flip things around by having her hole up in a medical exam room, while the guys line up for her. The thing that I found so impressive about that first Mouth Meat vid was the utter simplicity of the plot coupled with the gritty 'reality porn' element of having Julie and Gia giving these average guys off the street REAL BLOWJOBS (and of course swallowing their loads). The guys are just average joes, so don't expect them to all have 10 inch rock hard cocks, and to keep the running time reasonable, the blowjobs are cut down to only a minute or two each, but unlike most jaded porno-pros, the majority of these guys managed to pop just from the girl sucking them (some in three or four seconds flat!). Gia Paloma seemed to be really into proving just how big of slut she could be when she really sets her mind to it. The answer, in case you are wondering Gia, is INCREDIBLY HOT AND NASTY. I have probably seen a thousand or more porn scenes in hundreds of films, and this is one of my all time favorites, so a really really big thank you to Gia for putting her all into blowing these guys and making this scene so hot (you can suck my dick any time Gia). But getting back to your point about JM . . . After really getting into that first JM "Mouth Meat" vid, I decided to check out some of the later releases in the series. I just tried Mouth Meat 8 because the box brags about Desire Moore sucking off 40 guys on a buss. I was thinking - Wow! just like the Gia Paloma scene, only MORE GUYS. Hey, that sounds good! What I got was SHIT. Somewhere along the line from MM1 to MM8, someone idiot decided to turn the series into a lame-ass amateur night version of 'Anabolic Gangbang Girl' (which has itself become a totally lame series). The only difference seems to be that in Mouth Meat 8 the guys have smaller cocks and can't seem to get their cum into the girls mouth to save their souls (and in the one or two cases where they do, the girls just spit it out). If anyone has any insights into Mouth Meat 2-7, I would be very interested in hearing them. 30cc [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 12:37PM Kissy Kapri does a blowbang in one of the MM releases (MM6, I think), and it's awesome. It's like a Gag Factor scene on steroids. Something like 10 guys fuck her face in almost every position until her face is unrecognizable from all the spit, running makeup and finally, jizz that's covering it. Lots of gagging and mouth stretching nastiness. Definitely worth checking out. I think there's a half-decent Alicia Angel scene in that release, too. [Link] |
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| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 6:56PM The government DID go after them. The case ended up getting thrown out by a government fuck-up on some evidence, but the co-defendants Five Star Video weren't so lucky. There are many threads about it at ADT, just use the search function. Probably best not to start talking about that again here. [edit: fixed sentence] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 6/20/2009 6:57:26 PM [Link] |
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