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cocacoladdict
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359 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jul 5 2008 : 2:02PM
too much time on your hands? Amuse yourself by checking IAFD's listings and calculating various anal queens anal vs total flicks percentage and see who's got the highest battinganal avg.
ex. Tiffany Rayne(we miss you!) bats .631
Anastasia Blue bats .371
rules are scenes listed twice in comps and such count because life's too short to nitpick and theres a min of 30 listings required and retired stars are ok.
see if you can find any 90%'ers or higher.
Leyden
Senior Member

The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo!
8751 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 5 2008 : 2:28PM
Bailey bats .453
Claire Robbins bats .635
Liv Wylder bats .506
Naomi bats .473
Taryn Thomas bats .379
cocacoladdict
Member

359 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jul 8 2008 : 5:13PM
*cough*
ok i get it...judging by the non-swarm of responses i DO have too much time on my hands
Harri Patel
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#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele
5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jul 8 2008 : 6:10PM
Katja Kassin: .581
Melissa Lauren: .576
Germany leading France by a cunt-hair.
malkira
Member

323 Posts
6/02
Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 1:25PM
Claudia Rossi .801
Lucy Love .771
Erika Bella .729
Lucy Lee .727 - the Euro girl, not the Asian one
Laura Angel .726
Aurora Jolie .725
Ellen Saint .719
Julia Taylor .691
Katy Caro .684
Lara Stevens .670
Jessica May .667
Alicia Angel .648
Janie Elle .625
Mia Bangg .624
Jane Darling .621
Audrey Hollander .618
Edited by - malkira on 7/9/2008 1:27:55 PM
 
monkey power
Member

Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 9:10PM
It's too late to get this included in the olympics, huh? That takes years sometimes. But this is as close to being a sport as rhythmic gymnastics or curling.
We just need to send pornstars to the rulers of a couple small weirdo nations who only send 2 people to the olympics in some obscure sport. Bang the snot out of those rulers. Convince them to submit a request to the olympic committee that ANAL be included in the 2016 Games. Really file the paperwork, you know. Start the ball rolling and go balls deep with public pressure on the committee. Hire those fake protesters they have in Berkeley and dress them up in tribal gear to protest the lack of anal in the olympics as if there were entire nations in rage over this. Get those pornstars citizenship in those weirdo nations. Do an exhibition of the sport for the international sporting authorities so they can start training athletes to compete in their own nations.
It could be judged like diving is.
Pete Zaface
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3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 12:26AM
I don't have too much time on my hands. Monica Sweetheart and Jade Marcella are two whose scenes seem to include a dick or two in the ass so frequently that it's noteworthy when they don't. Can someone run the numbers on them?
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 1:53AM
Really Katja Kassin is under 70%!!!!!
I can't think of a single scene she didn't take it in the naughty place?!
KatjaKassin
Senior Member

1257 Posts
5/03
Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 2:52AM
well, I also did some BJ scenes, HJ scenes, solo scenes, fem dom, bondage, and maybe a few g/g scenes without anal but I must say I don't film a lot of regular b/g scenes.
Does it count more if you do 5 scenes total and all 5 are anal or does it count more if 70% or your 500 movies were anal? Just curious.
the longer you stay in the business and the more scenes you do, the lower the percentage might get because like I said you tend to do different types of scenes and get bookings that offer a larger variety like solo, BJ, HJ, G/G, maybe femdom, fetish, bondage foot fetish etc.
Plus the busier and the more popular a female performer is, the more likely it is that she needs to also accept some non sex or non penetration work in between it all because not many girls can film a b/g or even b/g anal scene 6 days a week so their agent must try to book them a bj here and a g/g there.
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 10 2008 : 3:09AM
Katja Kassin, Might I just say...
I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!!!
...sorry drooling fanboy...I've been schooled...please spank me
kafka All-Star Supporter
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1160 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jul 12 2008 : 2:54AM
I would suspect the batting average of some is a little low because the sheer volume of releases makes it hard to get descriptions for all titles listed. I would imagine that Aurora Jolie/Nikara would be nearly 1.000 if all her titles were fully described
"Be a clean livin man. With a rope in your hand." Bob Roberts
Algaliarept
Senior Member

3557 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jul 16 2008 : 12:36AM
***warning drooling fanboy comment below***
Katja I love that pert little nose of yours, and that nice butt of yours in the avatar....mmmmm
(...god bless America!!!)
Has anyone calculated Bobbi Star's percentage? I bet it would be in the 80% range.
Edited by - algaliarept on 7/16/2008 12:40:43 AM
malkira
Member

323 Posts
6/02
Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 1:21PM
Vanessa Mae (aka Vanessa Smoke) .759
cocacoladdict
Member

359 Posts
1/08
Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 4:07PM
Katja and folks...I made up the rules to just use IAFD listings only to keep it light and simple and I put in a minimum scene threshold to answer your question about %'s because you are correct that 100% of 20 doesnt equal the sheer number of night-before-anal-scene meals skipped if you are a .400 batter with 500+ total titles.
I'm still looking for the Ted Williams of anal scenes which would be the .900+
Bootleg Zani
Member

219 Posts
3/05
Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 8:48PM
Aurora Jolie at .725. I guess she must have some Girl-Girl scenes or something. Since as far as I know she ONLY does anal.
 
jackthetreacleeater
Senior Member

Shame on you!
2003 Posts
10/06
Posted - Aug 5 2008 : 6:14AM
Bobbi Starr is in at 0.596
Only just over half for the gaping beauty. I don't think IAFD has nearly half of the titles she's been in listed though. I'm sure it's much higher in reality.
Surprisingly Empress of anal Sandra Romain is only in at 0.623
Of more interest is Sandra's ratio of Double anal's to Double penetrations she's done. That stands at 0.355, which seems about right. I don't think IAFD lists half of the DAP scenes Sandra has done, but I would guess the ratio would be about 40%.
I hope I've been working these out right. I'm crap at Maths.
Nothing says romance like anal sex.



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