I’m wondering if any studios have given any thought of doing an Olsen Twins porn parody filmed in their old home which ironically they recently sold and now happens to be used to shoot porn. A few studios have already shot there. Hustler did pretty well with the Britney Rears parodies and now has the upcoming Britney Rears 3. Vivid has done a few Olsen parodies using the Love twins so maybe they would be the ideal candidate. Hope Paul Thomas is listening.

Talk about the ultimate opportunity for an Olsen parody given the ability to use the Olsen’s old pad as its backdrop. I’m sure many men would get off on that idea.

I’m thinking the parody could play on the idea of what might have happened in the house just before they sold it.

Title: Full Whore House

Plot: Mary-Kate and Ashley plan an all-girl sleepover party.

Casting: I’m thinking Haley Scott and Hilary Scott in the role if not casting actual twins. Obviously Vivid’s Love Twins would be ideal for this. Any legal issues that would prohibit the two stars from being called Mary-Kate and Ashley Wilson or something similar?

Possible scenes:

(1) Mary-Kate and Ashley prank call a guy (a teacher etc. played by Steven St. Croix). The girls have phone sex with the guy while their friends (for example Courtney Simpson, Leah Luv and Kinzie Kenner) pleasure the two of them. The guy listens masturbating as the twins describe the sex acts.

(2) Pillow talk and dirty prank phone calls leads to an all girl sex-toy charged orgy.

(3) Pizza guy arrives. The girls are short of cash. Naturally the twins must service and fuck him to pay off the charges leaving the girls spent and greased with a healthy toping of extra cum.

(4) The twins and their friends roam the house to discover the parents bedroom door cracked open. Peeking in the girls watch and begin masturbating each other as the parents fuck in various positions on the bed (thinking possibly Evan Stone and Angela Stone or Mary Cary for the role).

(5) The girls call a few guys from the schools football team to come over and party. Their arrival leads to an orgy style fucking in the living room.

Any others like the idea?

Edited by - BlackDog on Jul 29 2006