Angela D'Angelo

STOP DIRECTING MOVIES. Just stop. Take a sabbatical, and go watch Joey Silvera's "Strap Attack" series, and Roy Alexandre's "Bisexual Encounters of the Exxxtreme Kind". When you start making movies again, the result should look more like those, and less like... Well, like anything that you've done so far.

Now, it may be that you don't understand why those examples are objectively "good", and your movies aren't. If so, allow me to explain:

1) The girls involved in those scenes actually seem to enjoy themselves. They're involved in the action, not just lying there, or mechanically thrusting a strap-on. They may not _actually_ be getting off, but if they're faking it, at least they're faking it well.

2) The guys involved seem to be enjoying themselves too, with _both_ genders. "Gay-for-pay" boring, "straight-for-pay" is even worse. Again, they could be faking, but in your movies, they don't even bother with that.

2) The bottoms in the ass-fucking scenes can stay hard. Yes, I realize that in real life, a guy can enjoy getting ass-fucked, and never get an erection. However, a guy who's hard is _definitely_ enjoying it. It clears the audience's mind of the lingering spectre of gay-for-pay.

3) The guys don't just jerk their own dicks, occasionally, someone else jerks them instead. This helps out a lot.

4) Everyone in the scene, is actually _involved_ at any given time. Even if a girl is just watching, at least she's playing with herself at the same time. In your movies, one or more of the participants is always just standing around, keeping up a stream of annoying patter, if they do anything at all.

5)Sometimes, they leave the dick or strap-on in and keep thrusting when the bottom comes. Yes, visually, the cumshot won't be as impressive, but _I_ know that it feels better that way, appearances be damned.

6) Did I mention the annoying patter? If a girl can't say "Take it you whore!" with conviction, she shouldn't say it at all.

7) Did I also mention, how incredibly annoying it is to see hot girls in scenes that _could_ have been great, but weren't?

8) Furthermore, you seem to not understand the purpose of a behind the scenes segment. The viewer is supposed to watch the BTS and think "Wow, these people are cool, not just good looking. I find them even more attractive now". Your BTS segments, though, leave the viewer thinking "Wow, these people are schmucks and assholes. It would make me happy for them to get hit by a bus".

9) Try a little variety for once. Your bi-scenes are all EXACTLY ALIKE. Your strap-on gangbang scenes are all EXACTLY ALIKE. Checklist porn is boring.

In conclusion, the movies that you have been directing are BAD. OK, some of them are just mediocre, but you get my point. As a fan of these niche-genres, it _hurts_my_soul_ to see shelf space wasted on sub-standard offerings. You direct, what, 2 dozen of these movies a year? You could be a force for GOOD, don't you see that? Turn to the Light Side of the Force, and make GOOD strap-on and bisexual porn. If you can't do that, at _least_ don't make bad porn (This goes for the makers of "Pegging 101", "Pile Driver", and almost any of the bi-porn that's come out of Eastern Europe or Brazil too).

Edited by - chaotic_23 on Nov 12 2006