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M.F. B.O.B.
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101 Posts
9/06
Posted - Jul 1 2007 : 10:35PM
How about this for an idea?
Girl #1 gets some vodka up her ass, then a few ice cubes pushed in. She shakes her ass around a bit, then squeezes contents into a martini glass, where girl #2 drinks it.
Any pornstars out there who would try this?
croy
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3/04
Posted - Jul 1 2007 : 11:00PM
They are going to be drunk as hell if it is more than a few tablespoons up their ass.
Seth666
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645 Posts
10/05
Posted - Jul 1 2007 : 11:12PM
I like that idea! I think there are a lot of pornstars that could make it (i would like to see Annette Schwarz in a scene like that) , the question is who would film it?
I think, that for the content of her website, Belladonna could be the one (maybe for the next Fetish Fanatic?).
I had the same idea but instead martini with a banana milk shake (the girl would put a whole banana inside her ass, one quart of milk and some ice cubes, then shake her ass, and squirt the mixture into a glass.
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3/02
Posted - Jul 1 2007 : 11:22PM
Ever poured alcohol on an open wound? If so, then you know why only an idiot or a masochist would try an 'anal martini.'
john thomas
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1168 Posts
6/06
Posted - Jul 1 2007 : 11:28PM
It could be included in the next Bond movie: "I'll have an anal martini - shaken, no turd"
 
nietzsche
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8/03
Posted - Jul 1 2007 : 11:44PM
nietzsche
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8/03
Posted - Jul 1 2007 : 11:45PM
Seriously, alcohol taken up the ass puts you at risk of getting alcohol poisoning. When you drink you usually throw up before you reach that point.
croy
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3/04
Posted - Jul 1 2007 : 11:56PM
Only a couple tablespoons of wine (about 15-20% alcohol, if that, vs. 40% for vodka) mixed with an entire enema gets people drunk off their ass.
Porn Scout
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3735 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 12:47AM
I wouldn't be interested in this. Not my thing.
gladtobeblazed
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83 Posts
5/07
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 1:18AM
God I hope the bums in my neighborhood never figure this out.
p_ramezap
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1549 Posts
5/03
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 11:21AM
I'm pretty sure that any type of alcohol in the ass would burn like hell, maybe they have to numb the inside first. Here is a title for this type of film, Dirty Ass Martini :)
Oral B.
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349 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 4:13PM
I fell down through a burning ring of fire...
M.F. B.O.B.
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101 Posts
9/06
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 5:17PM
Understandable about the dangers of actual alcohol part. How about an Everclear enema while lighting it on fire?
You can just fake the actual alcohol part--just the concept I think would be kind of cool to see.
_swede_
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4/05
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 5:26PM
yeah, exactly. I would not wanna see that happen
LubeNLuv
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3/06
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 6:13PM
A staple in snuff films, I understand. Perhaps that's more your to your liking?
 
budtugley
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1/04
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 6:49PM
This gives new meaning to the term, 'Drunk off your ass.'
croy
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3/04
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 10:26PM
Blow it out your Ass - Jamine St. Clair and butane.
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
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4/07
Posted - Jul 2 2007 : 10:48PM
I hope to god her asshole doesnt crave a kebab after it..lol
Loraine
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1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jul 3 2007 : 8:42AM
When does the olive go in? First, last? And the swizzle stick, we can forget the swizzle stick!
ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jul 3 2007 : 9:42AM
why squeeze it out into the glass? why not put the glass up in there? then climb inside to drink it.
Alfredo92
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2/06
Posted - Jul 3 2007 : 1:41PM
Since many of the girls in porn are below the age of 21, I don't think that it would be legal for them to be even in a movie where alcohol is introduced into their system.
Howie Feldersnatch
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69 Posts
8/06
Posted - Jul 3 2007 : 2:39PM
ROFLMAO
ems_guy
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156 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 3 2007 : 11:16PM
Well, this is impractical and god be with anyone that tried it. First of all the rectum is a way to administer drugs in a quick yet not the best choice if other options are available. The rectum is a thin wall that can absorb the alcohol in a very quick manner, and another thing, like it was posted above, alcohol poisoning would set in rather quick depending on the amount that was poured in. Also if there are any open sores in the rectum like hemorrhoids, You could change the title of the film to " Great Assholes Of Fire". And if a man were to have sex with the said female, if any of the alcohol would get into the urethra, he as well would have a hellacious burning sensation that would probably put him out of commission for a while. It would be way too much trouble to at least even attempt to try it. But I have been amazed in porn before!
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RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 4 2007 : 1:21AM
Great way to get alcohol poisoning.
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 4 2007 : 1:22AM
Fuck no!
 
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 4 2007 : 1:25AM
More like "Drunk in your ass"
matchmaker
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Posted - Jul 4 2007 : 1:30AM
M.F. B.O.B.
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9/06
Posted - Jul 4 2007 : 1:45AM
croy
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3/04
Posted - Jul 4 2007 : 6:09AM
I'll guess that the occasional porn stud has had a hellacious burning sensation in their dick that knocked them out for a while.
Learned Hand
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2/06
Posted - Jul 5 2007 : 2:56PM
And it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire....
RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 4:53AM
Now think about how backwards that is. We live in a society in which a 19 year old girl can have a funnel stuck in her shithole and have the cum of 50 men poured into it perfectly legally but she can't legally have a beer. Stupid shit. Not that I don't like anal cum funnels.
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3/02
Posted - Aug 9 2007 : 1:20PM
While many people may think letting 50 men pour their cum in your asshole is an irresponsible act, the act itself isn't going to make you more likely to endanger other people's lives and property.



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