Humans are the only animal-species that play with their poo. Is this an evolutionary advance serving some purpose I can't figure out? Or what is the deal? Why do so many of you play with poo?
Anal sex isn't playing with poo. Not at all. And your facts are wrong. Chimps are the real shit-flingers of the primate family, not humans. Get your facts straight.
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PornActorForHire Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 15 2006 : 6:20PM
Ok. I'm still wondering, why don't other species do anal sex?
Dogs do, but that's by accident. Other species don't do it for the obvious reason that they're more hardwired than humans are. Might as well ask why baboons never built the Eiffel tower.
Chimps actually "play" with their poop. They throw it at people while they walk by in zoos.
Now bonobos, cousins of the chimpanzee that are the closest genetic relative to we humans, they practice any number of sexual activities for reasons other than reproduction.
I don't know if these primates have m/f anal sex or not, but they're certainly do express their emotions sexually, and they have sex for sport. So do we. I'm sure you'll find a horny chimp fucking a knot in a tree if there are no female chimps around. They're not limited by the human invention called "shame," and they do what feels good. That's all there is to it.
Care to quantify that limitation a little bit more? People do all kinds of things that serve no higher purpose than pleasing themselves, commerical profit, or temporary entertainment. Can you explain why half the things that are in malls need to exist?
Many mammals species mating behavior is driven by season, strong chemical signals, and other triggers that tend to result in only male/female sex. Humans are in an interesting group of species that generally tend to mate regularly (even when it cannot produce offspring) which is associated with strong social bonds and monogamy (give or take a little).
Your assertion that humans are alone in anal sex may be incorrect. I was reading just a few weeks ago about a zoo that had a group of animals that were not producing offspring. They were having sex regularly and the zoo could not figure it out. Eventually they determined that there was plenty of sex but it did not involve the girls. They decideed to mix the team a little and brought in some new girls.
Isn't it Robin Williams that has the joke about why zoo's can't get Panda's to mate. Here it is:
Even the poor animals like Ling Ling the Panda, she must mate, so you can build a wing on the Zoo. They go to China, they anesthetize a Panda, which is kinda redundant... They bring him back to America and give him a name like Ping Pong. When his Chinese name was Who Shu Ko Hu, Bear with Balls of Steel. They put him in a cage with Ling Ling, saying: "Go, mate!" He looks at her like: "I would never fuck her!" "That is one ugly Panda bitch." "If you were a Panda, you'd know that's the fucking ugliest Panda bitch." I wouldn't have fuck her with a Koala's dick! Fuck off! I would rather lick my own balls, than fuck that Panda bitch!
I have heard, of course, of female porners who refuse to engage in b/g anal but this is the first I have heard of a male porner with the same restriction.
what the fuck kinda question is this. Anal sex is great, it fuckin feels good so why not do it. Humans do way more wierd shit than this like beastility which is fucked up.
So that should be your question, not why do we have anal sex, why do we fuck animals?!?!?!?1
But why should I blindly believe it, just because the user name suggests it?
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AnalLove Deactivated User
11 Posts 6/06
Posted - Jun 29 2006 : 8:33PM
Why not remain skeptical in the absence of compelling evidence either way? Why assume anything?
And no I'm not PornActorForHire. Unlike him, I'm an anal fanatic. I doubt I'll ever get to have anal sex with him, but PornActorForHire does have a beautiful dick -- I'd buy movies featuring him; his dick would be an asset to any director or producer, and a pleasure for actresses to perform with.
See, you don't even bother changing your wordings.
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AnalLove Deactivated User
11 Posts 6/06
Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 5:40AM
What words better could describe your behavior than "obsessively compelled to assume baseless things about PornActorForHire"?
You care enough about PornActorForHire to turn any discussion into a forum for expressing your PornActorForHire-fantasies, which your mind concocts to answer questions unanswered by evidence. You can't wait for him to announce titles.
You're only another of countless people obsessed with PornActorForHire. In the past month two females have lost their jobs and been arrested for stalking him; a male, who PornActorForHire declined to obey, hours later committed suicide. What do you hope to get out of obsessing over him?
I don't think Joan Roughgarden has really shot down Darwin's sexual selection as a big way of producing sexual dimorphism, but that fact that she's trying has at least alerted me to the fact that [ invalid url ]. That's b/b, though. I don't know if any animals do it in the context of a b/g mate pair.
And anyway, from what we've seen of PornActorForHire's intellectual capacities, I doubt he's so encyclopedic about the animal world to know if any other species "play with their poo." But certainly, some dogs and all naked mole rats eat theirs. And of course, how things are in "nature" isn't a good way to decide what's right or wrong.
But really, I'm just here to tell everyone about gay sheep.
Edit: I'm not having much luck finding sources about any other animals having anal sex, via Google scholar. Maybe I'll ask a biologist sometime. Been wondering about it for a while myself.
Edited by - (Not His Real Name) on 6/30/2006 9:29:55 PM
Throughout your different names, you have had great difficulty grasping the actual meaning of libel.
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SluttyRachel Jackass
1 Posts 6/06
Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 11:30PM
PornActorForHire has been CEO and Editor-in-Chief of a newspaper, whose libel-advisor was the same lawyer used by ABC news. Would you be generous enough to elucidate to them the actual meaning of libel?
Not that you should stop making the public claim that PornActorForHire is no performer; by all means, suit yourself.
As for your sense of entitlement to information about PornActorForHire,
Some people were born to be Eminems and others born to be the fanboys who make Eminem rich. Eminem doesn't give a fuck about you, but you attend Eminem like he's the greatest thing since slice bread. One man dead, two women in jail already, all over PornActorForHire, what's next.
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