I recently saw some brazilian porn where the girl was reading a magazine while she took it in the ass.
It was very hot and a little bit funny!
does anyone know if there is a series on this theme? if there isn't, here's my idea!
title: Anal Distraction
premise: an all anal series, but the twist is that the girls are trying to distract themselves from the anal.
some scenes: -taking it in the ass while reading an Us Weekly -anal while trying to make spaghetti -taking it in the butt while she puts on her makeup -anal while she's using an ipod
I think its a very fun premise, with the added appeal of getting to watch the girl's unique expressions and reactions while she's distracting herself!
I have a vague memory of (IIRC) a Seventeen title which included a scene where a girl chatted on the phone while being analised by her boyfriend. But I couldn't give you chapter and verse. I think that that sort of scene has been done a few times in porn but, no, I don't think there has yet been a series devoted to the scenario. I like the idea of one though: it would be pleasingly quirky.
I like the calling someone on the phone while being fucked in the ass bit...the girl calls her mother and says "I'm being fucked in the ass, yadda, yadda, yadda." Always cool and hot.
How Great Thou Ass Anus, Joy Of Man's Desiring What A Friend We Have In Penis Amazing Glutes ("how sweet the sound"!) O Happy Lay Rump of Ages (All together now: "Rump of ages, cleft for me / Let me hide myself in thee ... ")
And let us not neglect that Cat Stevens classic O-Ring Has Broken
Dotman, the distraction scenerio does offer alot of possibilities but obviously it has to be done properly in order for it to work. Max Hardcore has done something similar in some of his early scenes but he never really explored this angle to its full potential. Still, it might be interesting watching a hot babe getting sodomized while trying to do the dishes.
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Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 2:53AM
There was a scene I saw that had a cute Euro gal, maybe it was Monica Cameron, who was applying nailpolish and blowing on her nails to dry them while getting assfucked. The guy is pounding her and she's ignoring it as best she could which is amusing. She wasn't making a sound and she acted like nothing was happening to her as the guy was pistoning her pooper with his pecker. She was too busy to notice her ass was getting assaulted. Wish I could remember the movie.
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Posted - Jan 4 2007 : 7:06AM
This thread reminds me of the suggested sex role-playing scenario in "The Producers" stage play - "The distracted tourist and the ever-watchful, opportunistic, orangutan!"
ha! you guys have added some good scene ideas! OK, so here's my top 5 scenes, some of which are based on your great ideas!
i loved anal while vacuuming, although then the sound might get annoying.
Scene one -Anal while listening to an iPod. Scene two - double anal while reading a Cosmo Scene three - anal while removing a stubborn spot from the floor. She should feel free to use spit :) Scene four - reverse cowgirl while shaving, then move to doggy while she applies nail polish to her toes.
Tell me those scenes wouldnt be effin hot! damn, i want to take out a loan to produce this already!
My examples are somewhat off-topic as they don't involve anal, but they may be relevant to the 'distraction' theme, so here goes:
In Throat Gaggers 8, Tiffany Hopkins is reading a magazine and smoking on a couch, blows a black dick, goes back to reading her magazine, and then blows the next one, etc. After the ensuing blowbang and cumshots, she smokes a cigarette with the cum on her face.
In Die Süchtigen - Pervers in jeder Situation Wanda Curtis plays a housewife obsessed with cleanliness. Even being fucked doesn't stop her from cleaning up around the kitchen. No anal, though.
god, I love Wanda. Anyone know what she's up to? I found a (questionable) myspace that's supposed to be hers. Is it cool to post peoples myspace urls in the forums?
I'm kinda doubting that it's hers though. Anyone know of a legit one?
There's a scene in a "Street sluts" movie where the gal is taking it in the rear while smoking and ignoring. She ask if he prefer her moaning and when he say's yes, she turns the acting on. I don't know why but it is a great scene.
> There was a scene I saw that had a cute Euro gal, maybe it was Monica Cameron, who was applying nailpolish and blowing on her nails to dry them while getting assfucked. The guy is pounding her and she's ignoring it as best she could which is amusing. She wasn't making a sound and she acted like nothing was happening to her as the guy was pistoning her pooper with his pecker. She was too busy to notice her ass was getting assaulted. CAn anyone name this scene ir anything similar?
^ Yes! I mentioned that scene in the Alexa Benson thread. So hot! And I like some of the ideas in this thread. Some of them are a bit over the top, even for this concept that's already over the top... but I'd like to see the scene mentioned of the girl reading the magazine, and the girl doing her nails - those sound funny but sexy too!
i seem to remember in one of those talk dirty to me movies with john leslie, the star (?annete haven) was a psychologist and was talking and pondering about leslies rude behavior while her husband fucked her ass
Bring Um Young 27, got the blueray of that.. worth getting the HD for Alexa anal scene and Dakoda Brookes 1st dpp in the BTS she Alexa calls her mum to tell her "she's having buttsex" and after Dakoda scene she calls her grandma and tells she just took "two cocks in her teen pussy"
There are so many suggestions and half memories of scenes on this thread but no solid scene IDs; anyone out there have any solid scene that they can ID?
^^You do realise that most people want to see a scene where the girl appears to be into it so if the girl isn't looking interested then the scene is likely to be less than memorable. Why would anyone want to remember it? I have vague memories of scenes where the girl is chewing gum during the scene and where she appears to be counting the tiles on the ceiling but since those scenes are so bad then why would I care to remember who was in the scene?
^My suggestion to you is that if you must now resort to bored performers during the sex scene for your porn thrills then you need to take a break. Think about it for one moment. You want to watch a performer who isn't even pretending to be interested. That would be like saying that you're tired of watching tennis players giving it their all and now you wan to watch a match where one of the players is looking anywhere but at his opponent and isn't even returning a service.
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Posted - Nov 6 2012 : 7:36PM
I wish I could remember the name of the lady. She's in bed with a guy and they're both asleep. The phone rings, she picks it up and starts talking to some lady at the other end. The guy she's with pulls the pillow over his head, tosses and turns trying to sleep, gripes at the woman who's still talking. The guy gets annoyed since she won't shut up or go into another room to talk so he strokes a little, gets a boner, and stuffs it up her ass. She's trying to talk and ignore him reaming her rectum. This goes on for a few minutes, the woman still won't hang up or concentrate on the fucking so the guy really starts pounding her. Finally the gal tells her friend, 'Yeah, he's fucking me in the ass the fucking pervert. It'll be over soon enough.' This gets the guy even more annoyed so he pounds her like it's the last fuck he's ever going to have. 'Oh shit, he's going to cum.' The guy unloads in her butthole, pulls out, and the camera shows his creamy sauce leaking out of her anus. He rolls over, she continues talking. After another minute, the guy gets out of bed and walks to another room, his woman keeps on talking like nothng happened. Amusing.