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adlion944
Member

U.S. of Fuckin
125 Posts
3/03
Posted - Mar 19 2003 : 11:09PM
Is it just me or did Andrew Blake take a wrong turn around 1996 and never came back? His movies used to be the absolute best. Remember House of Dreams, Night Trips, Secrets and Les Femmes Erotiques? I couldn't keep his tapes hidden well enough in my dorm room in college. Always went AWOL.

His movies are now so bad that a JC Penny's catalog gives me more wood. What is with his art house crap? Who does this appeal to? Retarded lesbian box turtles into S&M?

Lez scenes are boring, boring, boring. Especially the way he shoots and edits them. Truly awful. It's like going to a restaurant when you're hungry and being served photographs of food. I hate LEZ, but if that's all a chick does, at least get her bouncing on a strap-on for god's sake. Slow motion cunnilingus is watching paint dry.

And the music - or lack thereoff. Rock Hard did some great tracks for the early tapes. Now I think he Andrew Blake just turns on a synthesizer and plays with the buttons and calls it "music".

Cold, off-putting, boring and worst of all - not sexy at all.

What do you guys think?

First Couple of Adult
Member

The Wild, Wild Midwest
145 Posts
5/01
Posted - Mar 19 2003 : 11:33PM
You are right. There used to be Janine and Ashlyn and countless others in erotic situations. Now their are other players in the market that have taken off where he left off.

Ms Christine & JC, the first couple of adult review.

DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Mar 19 2003 : 11:44PM
adlion944,

Welcome to the forum.

There are some that like him, even though he has gone through some stages.

If you would like to read about it, supported with explanations, the thread is here.

DenverDon

Pornmaster Mike
Senior Member

32DDD
1462 Posts
8/02
Posted - Mar 20 2003 : 5:16AM
i disagree with your post 100% adlion944...

i'm always intrigued when his new title comes out - is it "porn"? i would say it probably falls in the softcore category - but it's still naked women

i think his films are extremely sexy, not boring - and in fact - very interesting! and I enjoy the music! haha

but then again i'm a sucker for anything with artistic value...

watching barely legal girls getting fucked is always nice too - but after a while i need to switch it up and blake is perfect for that...

to each his own!

- Pornmaster Mike
www.adultdv-depot.com

adlion944
Member

U.S. of Fuckin
125 Posts
3/03
Posted - Mar 20 2003 : 10:42AM
I sure do appreciate the production values. Aria was the last DVD I watched. The music was just a humming, ocillating beat with no melody or musical value whatsoever in many scenes. I miss that classic, cool Rock Hard music from Night Trips 2 or the great stuff from Les Femmes Erotiques. Now that was cool music.

I also saw the Zdenka movie (can't remember which). I've seen grass that was more fun to watch.

I guess Andrew Blake films are movie Perfect 10 magazine layouts. I find the chicks in Perfect 10 to be incredibly hot, but my feeling on Perfect 10 (and Andrew Blake) is too cold, clinical, antiseptic and inhuman. I want to feel like I could jump into the film and hammer a chick. He makes them feel like aliens who probably wouldn't even talk to you. They are dehumanized and made into fetish robots.

Blake has always taken this approach but at least he did hardcore sex between boys and girls before.

Edited by - adlion944 on 3/20/2003 10:43:15 AM




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