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| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 |  Posted - Apr 8 2000 : 8:06PMI have always wondered just what it was that men use to clasify good or bad in bed.  Is there like a checklist? 1) tits are soft 2) knows how to give head 3) is a moaner? Lol, I mean, that has just always eluded me and I'd love to know. [This message has been edited by -lunacy- (edited April 08, 2000).] [Link] |
| PornBoy Deactivated User 642 Posts 2/00 |  Posted - Apr 8 2000 : 8:30PM[Link] |
| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 8 2000 : 8:33PM i think guys worry much more about being good - so if you can get their mind off that then you're good. [Link] |
| Amos Trask Member Hamburg, Germany 29 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 9 2000 : 12:02AM Yep, that´s true. I´d appreciate it, if a girl is really having fun though. I mean the way you say it, it sounds as if you girls all have to be an actress. I mean if you don´t have fun, the guy is the wrong one anyway and will most probably realize at some point in time (a bit idealistic perhaps) that you´re only acting which can have some bad effect on him, psychologically speaking. So please, do moan scream shudder, but only if you´re really having a good time. [Link] |
| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 9 2000 : 11:39AM I was kidding about the 'acting/manipulation' part of it I just want to emphasize that so much of what physically feels good is a mental issue. [Link] |
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| Oneloa Member 848 Posts 2/00 |  Posted - Apr 9 2000 : 6:24PMTo me, watching a woman really enjoy herself and not be threatened by other women makes her perfect. I say to all you women... let go and be sexual. Tell your man what you want and how you want it. Men are chumps... we'll do whatever to please you. :P Oh yeah... one more thing... women need to initiate sex too. It sucks having to ask all the time. Having a girl lean over, unzip your pants or take off her panties and mount our face at the spur of the moment.... that makes life worth living. [Link] |
| Darkmage Member State of Denial 328 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 9 2000 : 10:27PM A little detail: 1 - Ladies we need to know that what we are doing pleases you. Let us know. Tell us. Moan. Sigh. Whimper. Quiver. Shake. Slap the bed. Give us encouragement. Scream in ecstacy. Set the drapes on fire. Whatever. Just let us know what's going on. You don't have to grad the headboard and rip it out in a fit of passion, but please don't lay there with your eyes closed. 2 - I love a woman who is active in her sex. She doesn't have to jump on top and ride me like the Kentucky Derby, and she doesn't have to twich and thrash like she's leaning against an electrified fence... I love a woman who will move with me, or at the very least grab ahold of something (hips, hair, chest, ass, whatever) and give me a push in the right direction. I remember one lady who put her hands around my neck and just was there for the ride. Booooooring! Well, there is my two cents. ------------------ "If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?" [Link] |
| Pablo Member CA USA 72 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 10 2000 : 4:26PM [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 |  Posted - Apr 10 2000 : 5:36PM And welcome Pablo, nice to see your posts.[Link] |
| Morrigan Member Dark side of the moon 73 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 25 2000 : 11:19PM Or at least, that's been my personal experience. However, there have been those exceptions...but, I digress. Ok, now for the rant from the female POV(Oneloa-this is for the chumps-LOL).... We like sex, guys. Really. Especially when we feel appreciated. Follow the rules and you'll be in for the RIDE OF YOUR LIFE(pun intended): The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. 1-Make us feel sexy-you know how. 2-Do not reminisce about your old girlfriends, ex-wives, one-night stands, the girl who gave you the best blowjob ever, etc. WHILE IN BED! What part of this do you not get? Nothing turns a woman off more than you telling us about your past conquests. It makes us feel like you don't want US. 3-Do not compare us to other women. (see above) 4-Don't just hop on, pump away and pop off. Most of you have learned this lesson by now, but I could name a few men who don't have the word foreplay in their vocabulary. 5-Spend the night! Damn, this is annoying. If it's a one-night stand, fine, do it with your Nikes on and start running the second the condom comes off, but if it's a woman you're seeing, stay dammit! It's insulting, a slap in the face, and just plain rude to f*ck and run. If she's a two-bagger, however, by all means, first thing in the morning, sprint for the nearest exit. 6-Learn what we like. Learn what turns us on. If we tell you we like to be touched in certain ways, PAY ATTENTION! Key words: Oh, Yes. Right there. 7-Take pleasure in our pleasure. We like it when you like it when we like it... 8-Tell us how much you like it. Sweet words have won many a woman over. We LOOVE being told how good we feel, how sexy we are, how much we turn you on, etc. 9-Just FYI: Any woman worth her salt(snicker)likes giving oral sex. Two (possible)reasons: 1-we like it when you like it. 2-If we really dig you, we enjoy the hell out of it. Note: If we swallow, we worship at your altar or we really like the taste or both. 10-If we're in bed with you, chances are we find you attractive or we're married to you and don't have a choice(LOL). Don't spoil the mood by discussing your Auntie Em's hemmoroids or the new life form growing in the fridge-we don't want to hear it. Save that for afterwards. There's a naked woman in your bed, for crying out loud. What the hell are you waiting for,winter? There's a reason that she's rubbing on you and trying to grab the handle-take the hint. Follow the rules, young grasshopper, and you too will have a wet, wild and willing female gracing your sheets on a regular basis. Now, I know this may sound silly to most of the guys out there, but I think the ladies here agree with me on most of this. In fact, I'd love to know what the rest of the girls have to say about it. Most women I know won't even discuss sex so frankly. Ha! They just don't know what they're missing. Sorry that was so long...had to get it off my chest. [Link] |
| Kapalua Member 15 Posts 4/00 |  Posted - Apr 25 2000 : 11:36PMI fully agree with you. Another recommendation for men is to let your woman be on top. We are much wilder when we are because we are in control! We can rub the right things the right way! [This message has been edited by Kapalua (edited April 25, 2000).] [Link] |
| Emahevul Adult Film Central 119 Posts 3/00 |  Posted - Apr 26 2000 : 6:58AM1.) No two women are the same, so don't be afraid to experiment. 2.) No individual woman is the same on any two consecutive days. So don't be afraid to experiment. 3.) Blanket statements can't be made about women. Some like oral sex, some don't, some like anal sex, some don't, etc., etc. So, don't be afraid to experiment. 4.) If a woman says she doesn't feel like performing a certain act, don't push, she will resent you for it if you do and it leads down a long slippery slope you DON'T want to be on. 5.) Kind words can do WONDERS for your sex life. 6.) Just because a naked woman wants you to hold her close does NOT mean she wants to have sex. Hold her, whisper sweet nothings in her ear. The payback will be MORE than reciprocated next time around. 7.) Kind words can do WONDERS for your sex life (remember this one, it is important). 8.) Be supportive of your woman. They aren't like guys. Things that we shake off, can really shake a woman. 9.) Be flexible. Ok, that is enough. Just some pointers I have picked up in 14 years of marriage. Remember these pointers. They will serve you well. James The Erotic Movie Compendium Emahevul@hotmail.com [Link] |
| Morrigan Member Dark side of the moon 73 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 26 2000 : 3:37PM I happen to be the exception to the cuddle rule. But I'm just horny like that...Bwahahahaha [Link] |
| Emahevul Adult Film Central 119 Posts 3/00 | Posted - Apr 26 2000 : 4:15PM James The Erotic Movie Compendium Emahevul@hotmail.com [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 26 2000 : 7:14PM I am so thrilled, thank you everyone for all of your feedback! [Link] |
| smokedragon Member Ohio 32 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 27 2000 : 2:03AM What's my wife worth, then? She doesn't like bj's. [This message has been edited by smokedragon (edited April 27, 2000).] [Link] |
| Emahevul Adult Film Central 119 Posts 3/00 |  Posted - Apr 27 2000 : 6:34AMAlthough, she did come back from a business trip recently, and gave me a very special present. James The Erotic Movie Compendium Emahevul@hotmail.com [Link] |
| smokedragon Member Ohio 32 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 27 2000 : 11:41PM At least yours attempts to please you.Hell, I just want to experience it. [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Apr 28 2000 : 6:44PM *Willingness Not necessarily in that order :-) *Willing and wanting to give head; more points for swallowing *Allows finger in the bung while giving head *Attempt at hygiene :-) *Thrustability: opposite of dead fish syndrome *willing to try anal if asked. If she offers, that is too depraved :-) *sexy undergarments as opposed to the ratty pair of white/gray cotton jockey's *laughter or noise encouragement *Good at giving handjobs or massaging the head and slit of the cock *Teasing without prick teasing. *Robust yet trimmed bush. Prefer it more wiry, esp on redheads. No dryer lint pussy hair. *big clit or willing to display arousal *elephant ear labia *love having nipples sucked *smooth skin/no butt acne (is this just a porno thing?) *no fishing lures on sexual organs except belly button *Never touched Ron Jeremy [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Apr 28 2000 : 6:49PM Damn Morrigan. You sure you don't write for Maxim? [Link] |
| Morrigan Member Dark side of the moon 73 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 29 2000 : 8:16AM But I'm curious as to why you'd think that... LOL -M "And you want me to put that where?" [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Apr 30 2000 : 7:40AM [Link] |
| Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99 | Posted - May 5 2000 : 7:31PM ;P [ invalid url ] [Link] |
| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 | Posted - May 12 2000 : 9:21AM [Link] |
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