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jbailes
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Posted - Jan 23 2010 : 2:56PM
I'm not talking about hating them. Most of us have never met these guys and never will. I'm talking about in the context of a porn scene, are there any male performers that you refuse to watch, no matter who the girl is he's working with....?
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melt
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ntfighter
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Posted - Jan 23 2010 : 6:55PM
I dislike all those guys who are such professional fucker that their main concern is that as much of their dick as possible be visible at all times.
The above mentioned W. Pipes is a masters at this semi-fucking. This farce is forced on viewers by the directors insistence that the performers be open for the camera, but many of the performers have made movies in this way for so long they automatically hit their marks.
Fucking in this contrived awkward manner means that the performer is unlikely to receive enough stimulus to reach orgasm normally so we are privileged to watch him frantically masturbate for an interminable length of time.
mharris127
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 6:15AM
I don't think saying you dislike someone is improper. Saying someone is a cock sucking faggot is (sorry Steph, but I had to provide an example for the noobs here). That is the difference. You can say you dislike someone in a civil manner and be well within forum etiquette. At least that is the standard I use for warning people and reporting them if needed.
 
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 6:21AM
Did you just step out of a time machine? When was the last time he did a scene? Last I heard he was back in jail...
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 8:46AM
I am not too strict however I do not like watching Marco Banderas. In addition I have some male performers in my list whom I like watching without caring who the girl is.
melt
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 9:20AM
I agree 100%. The title of the thread is a little strong to start off with. It is not male performers you dislike but male performers you despise. So before some haters really let rip I thought it may be advisable to bring the forums etiquette to the thread BEFORE things get out of hand.
jettyman
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 11:19AM

There aren’t any male performers I despise, but there are a few I try to steer clear of. The two stand out male performers I try not to watch are Mark Wood and Talon, both performers are too noisy. Both of them seem to grunt and whine as they are performing and it’s very off putting, mind you I don’t like girls who are over vocal too. I like the male performers to be assertive and in charge of the action and the girls to be compliant, so male grunting and whining to me is a no-no. Just to add balance to my post I think James Deen gets it about right.
shinebox101
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 11:25AM
Almost all of them. Well maybe despise is a rather strong word. I just prefer G/G nowadays because most scenes are ruined by the guys.
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 11:28AM
I would say asking it like you did in the message works better. As mentioned, this thread could wind up being locked.
And of course we have a long thread on it already with Which male stars do you avoid? Find annoying? if you really want to see some lists. The obvious answer there is "There are men in porn?"
And the Creepiest male (mainstream) XXX performer? thread and I've linked directly to the messages about lock or don't lock thread. I'd say if your intention is to just list out some males you "refuse to watch" that's okay, but don't let it go further.
Dontblockmycock
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 4:47PM
I find contract performers, such as those working for Brazzers annoying. It's the lack of variety I think, which is compounded by their formulaic scenes (per site/line). It's weird, since I think dudes like Scott Nails are pretty solid performers and he does great scenes for Digital Playground for instance.
jbailes
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Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 9:07PM
You're right Hey Now, I should have worded it better in the thread title. My apologies.
mharris127
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Posted - Jan 25 2010 : 8:45AM
On second thought, I agree with you.
Ivar
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Posted - Jan 25 2010 : 5:12PM
Mr Pete. Any scene with him is avoided simply because I don't like his looks and attitude.
 
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john_qyoo_public
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Posted - Jan 25 2010 : 10:05PM
Most of them. Especially guys who seem to have no business doing porn AND have no redeeming personality features (that's why I don't mind Mark Wood. I don't like him, but I don't dislike him either, because he comes across as a likable everyday sort of guy). I can't stand looking at Mr. Pete, much less watching him fuck. I can't stand Banderas because he seems more like a circus performer or something.
I like solid, hung, dominant performers who don't fart around doing something other than fucking. I also have a thing against little guys so I don't like Brandon Iron, and wouldn't even if he did look like he belonged in porn. I give Ben English a pass on being small because he's a good performer even if he is a douche and often spoils the chemistry.
I like Manuel (hard to miss the chemistry he's got going on, plus he looks the part and is hung and is a decent performer, though I've never seen him drill anyone, ever, which is a big drawback), Mark Ashley (ugly but otherwise okay, hung, excellent performer and doesn't run his mouth), liked Mark Davis in his prime (looks the part, great performer, totally in control without being a dickwad, could do without the cum eating (WTF?) thing though), Billy Glyde (looks the part, hung, good performer, even if he is dumb as a post), Julian (looks the part (HGH probably helped a lot), hung, good performer, keeps his mouth shut, even if he was in gay porn), Peter North (even if he is a bit robotic), Mick Blue (great chemistry, another whore whisperer like Manuel), Scott Nails (looks the part, hung, good chemistry, decent performer even if he never drills anyone either), Erik Everhard obviously.
I think Mark Ashley is my favorite. He never seems to let them escape without a decent beatdown. Everhard is probably my number two. Oh, I almost forgot Jack Venice. He's MR. Beatdown. His scene with Amy Reid was great, and he always gives 'em a drilling unless ordered not to (like with the frigid Nikki Benz).
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BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 3:47AM
Classy.
AvyRox
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Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 11:45AM
I wouldn't say that I despise him but I find Billy Glide to be a bit annoying. He has one of the thickest cocks of all the actors so that is perhaps why they directors like him. Also, he would be better off not talking much since he comes across about as sharp as a bowling ball. I don't pay a whole lot of attention to the actors but Billy's cock dimensions & appearance seem to be closest of any actor to what I have as my equipment so when I don't see his face I guess I can fantasize that I am the one doing the work. Again, I really do not despise any actor but there are several I find annoying.
WardqueenJanine
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Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 3:49PM
Brandon Iron is an asshole.
jbailes
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Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 6:12PM
Well, the thing that's funny about Billy Glide ia that he has sex using the " 3 stroke" principle. 3 strokes, he slows down, 3 strokes, he readjusts the girl, 3 strokes, he readjusts himself, 3 strokes, he pulls out, 3 strokes........
mharris127
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Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 6:13PM
^ Janine, may I remind you that Brandon is a poster here. You have every right to think he is an asshole (I don't know the man personally), but continued comments of that nature could result in a temporary ban. I am not a moderator, but since I do like you on here and don't want you banned I give you fair warning before a moderator shows up in this thread.
I won't quote the whole policy, but the relevant part states that you talk as though the person you are referencing is here reading your comment. I am sure you wouldn't call Brandon Iron an asshole to his face, so please don't do it here.
jettyman
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Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 6:32PM

Wardqueenjanine wrote:
Brandon Iron is an asshole.
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Lets change that to 'Brandon Iron fucks an asshole'
It is true, because I have a DVD of him doing it, the owner of said asshole is Monica Sweetheart.
We all have opinions Brandon, I don't despise you.....But if we are talking ENVY, just don't get me started!!!!
mharris127
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Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 6:35PM
^ I like the play on words, Jettyman!
Brandon Iron
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Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 12:39AM
I'm going to side with Janine on this one.
 
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JahGentle
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I respect that and its rare to see someone admit it when we are all basically assholes
Brandon Iron
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Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 1:02AM
I've never felt so free (or tall, for that matter) as when I was standing on Lorelei Lei. Why put her on a pedastal when I can put myself up there instead?
WardqueenJanine
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Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 6:15AM
LOL Based solely on this response I'm going have to take this completely back!
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Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:02AM
So you should maybe change the thread title then. (By "maybe", I mean "definitely".)
Xioniet
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Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 4:30PM
Yeah, I don't like all the old guys over 40, some in their 50s and 60s, who are still having sex on screen with young women.
Not only is it revolting to watch but producers wanna fire them and hire new blood.
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Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 8:17PM
I can't despise anyone who is balls deep inside of Tanner Mayes, or Katie St. Ives, or Monica Sweetheart, or Tori Welles, or Leah Jaye, or Julia Bond. All I feel is great envy. And sadness.
coolfonz
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Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 8:17PM
Michael stefano cuz he talks too damn much. just annoys the piss outta me. what makes it worse is that he usually is with girls i want to see.
wraithlead
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Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:28PM
I don't know his name, but the dood with the homeless guy's hair and beard. Usually with rubber bands. I won't turn off the scene altogether, he doesn't seem like a bad guy, and he's always in group scenes I enjoy, but he needs one of two changes. Either buy a razor or buy an old, used, green coat and carry a no-label wine bottle in a paperbag. And hang out in subway stations so you can watch Neo fight the dood who played V.
Ordell
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Posted - Jan 28 2010 : 1:47AM
I used to hate seeing my favorites with Randy West, but compared to the frat boy/Jersey Shore types of knuckledraggers that have made porn about themselves and the girl a ragdoll to abuse, I'm downright nostalgic for his puny dick and pop shots like an eye dropper. Two things were certain: he dug the girls and the girls dug him. Most girls now look like they just want it over with.
 
ekarth
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Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 8:39AM
I despise every male porn star except tubbybob!
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spitty
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Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 10:54AM
There are a few like Peter North, Mark Davis, Sean Michaels, and Rodney Moore that I like . All the rest I can't stand.
duefuss
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Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 1:06PM
Since the days of Harry reems and Jaimie Gillis, male porn stars have been little else besides ambulatory dicks.
I suppose the lady porn lovers have a different take on that, but I've yet to see a male star that couldn't have been replaced by any other male star without making the movie any worse.
Master D
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Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 11:15PM
Everytime I watch an IR movie Wesley Pipe have to talk shit which it will mess up the scene so that is why I skip to the next part. I don't understand why girl of any races work with him. Most white woman who do IR will work with Lex, Sean Michael, Tyler Knight, and Mr Marcus because they treat there costart good. They are a class act long with Evan Stone, Tommy Gunns, Manuel Ferrara.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 30 2010 : 4:21AM
I'm a huge fan of the classics, but come on: a scene with Rocco, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano is the same as one with Rodney Moore, Dirty Harry or Ron Jeremy?
melt
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Posted - Jan 30 2010 : 5:18AM

Manuel Ferrara. He was having a grand old time with Riley Steele and I wasnt. I need an icon of a sulky face.
Master D
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Posted - Jan 30 2010 : 10:26AM
Both Sean Michael and Ron Jeremy are in there 50's now. Well Ron haven't done any scene with girls as of late but does non performer roles and Sean can still fuck the shit out of a woman eeven know he is 50.
duefuss
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Posted - Jan 30 2010 : 10:34AM
Listen to yourself, youngster. You sound as if Jeremy and Michaels are some kind of geriatric miracles 'cause they can still get it up!
I have no idea how old you are, but you're gonna be 50 a shitload sooner than you think, and, unless you plan on cutting it off on your birthday, it's gonna work just as well as it ever did; even better if it gets a lot of experience.
Julius80
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Posted - Mar 5 2010 : 6:07PM
Props to BI.
Julius80
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Posted - Mar 5 2010 : 6:11PM
+1. Marco Banderas and Talon also BTSOOM. Dishonorable Mention goes to Dirty Harry. His scene with Allie Sin is just so wrong, but yet I have to watch it.



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