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Chillin
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San Diego
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Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 10:39PM
Just wondering if the quality of their first flick is near that of Private's other lines..

Chillin..

joeblow69
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Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 10:49PM
I have a copy of it, but haven't watched much yet. I have a few other flicks that are first in my review pile. I zipped thru it really quick when I first got it, and it appears to have great picture quality and high production values. I'll need to spend alot more time with it to tell if the sex is any good, though.
Chillin
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San Diego
208 Posts
9/01
Posted - Nov 7 2002 : 12:03AM
k..thanks for the update...I'll look out for a review..

Chillin..

joeblow69
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946 Posts
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Posted - Nov 24 2002 : 11:19PM
I just uploaded my review of Swordmaster... it should show up sometime tomorrow, I think.

Sneak-peak-micro-review:

Unless you feel the need to buy every euro-flick out there, I'd probably pass on this one. There's way too much smoke, and lots of annoying camera effects that get in the way of the action. The sex is pretty standard as far as euro-porn goes.

If you've never seen one of these types of foreign flicks (by the likes of Falcon International, High Octane, or Pacific Sun International) then this might be a cheap way to get a peak at some hot euro guys. I just wish these guys could show some real passion every now and then (like what you get out of Titan videos...)

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Posted - Nov 25 2002 : 8:59AM
review here

This scene just baffles me. Here we have Atilla Joma, Emperor of Rome, being pampered by two incredibly handsome and buff slaves... but who does he decide to have sex with? Some pasty-assed, out-of-shape, balding servant boy.

heheh

 
joeblow69
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946 Posts
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Posted - Nov 25 2002 : 7:52PM
Just in case anyone thinks I'm exaggerating, here's a pic of the Emperor and his 2 slaves. And here's a pic of the dude he ends up fucking. (and believe me, this is a glamour shot. He looks worse in the movie)

What the hell? The 2 slaves just sit there and rub the Emperor's shoulders a bit while he's getting a blowjob.

I think what really bummed me out about this movie, was that I was already getting kind of tired of the whole "euro" scene. I really haven't seen too many of these movies, but it just seems to be the same 10 guys or so over and over (and none of them could deepthroat a cock to save their lives).

I had hoped that Private was going to bring something fresh and new to the genre. But all they did here was just wrap the same ol' thing up in a prettier package. Yeah, the sets are nice, and so are the costumes and story. But it's packaged up in a way that almost makes it seem like couples porn. I have to wonder, though... Is there really a market for gay couples porn?

Chillin
Member

San Diego
208 Posts
9/01
Posted - Nov 26 2002 : 2:25AM
Hrm...shame about the movie..I was hopin' for something different from Private. I really enjoy their other movies.
Thanks for the review tho!

I think what really bummed me out about this movie, was that I was already getting kind of tired of the whole "euro" scene. I really haven't seen too many of these movies, but it just seems to be the same 10 guys or so over and over (and none of them could deepthroat a cock to save their lives).

Now, this question might be better served under another thread, but if the euro scene is getting old, what line would you suggest otherwise?

Thanks..

Chillin..

joeblow69
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Posted - Nov 27 2002 : 4:25PM
Well, just because I'm tired of the genre doesn't mean that worthless to everyone. I know there's tons of people out there still enjoying these euro flicks. And I can understand that.

I'm not sure where I'm going next with porn. I've been alot more selective with my movies (as evident by my much slowed down rate of reviews). Currently, I'm trying to fill out my Zak Spears DVD collection, and I have a couple of the older flicks on their way (Big Guns and Sailor in the Wild).

Once I'm done with those, I'm not sure what else is out there that interests me. Maybe I'm just getting to jaded with porn? I don't know.

Chillin
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San Diego
208 Posts
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Posted - Nov 30 2002 : 6:20PM
Possibly...but I think gay movies need to start getting more hardcore like straight movies do...There really isn't any evil angel type equivalent...and I sure as hell know movies like that would be at the top of my list.

Chillin..

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who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - Nov 30 2002 : 7:33PM
Don't say that before u've seen gag-felching...

i should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky

Chillin
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San Diego
208 Posts
9/01
Posted - Dec 1 2002 : 11:25AM
..ok...then, point me the way

Chillin..

joeblow69
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Posted - Dec 1 2002 : 12:26PM
I think Chillin is on to something. If these euro guys started doing REAL hardcore sex (not necessarily feltching), that's something I'd buy in a heartbeat. Probably won't happen, though, since my guess is they're all straight.

Chillin, if you are looking to see some felching, just about any Hot Desert Knights video should do the trick. My main prob with those vids are the guys are nearly attractive as those in mainstream porn.

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who
1243 Posts
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Posted - Dec 1 2002 : 5:13PM
Since gay porn is mostly a rubber affair (which is just the way it should be, don't misunderstand me), you'll have to turn to straight porn for gag-felching, though I prmarily used to term as an exxageration of what's currently happening in over-the-top gonzo productions. If you're really curious about extreme felching (& have a strong stomach), think Max Hardcore, Extreme Associates or Bisexual Britni (she who pees in her own throat...). Be aware though that gonzo guys are often ugly (save Brandon Iron & Luciano)

i should be so lucky, lucky lucky lucky

Chillin
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San Diego
208 Posts
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Posted - Dec 1 2002 : 8:23PM
Yeah...most of these guys definately don't get into like they should..I mean...why so many cum-dodgers???
Hmm..that sucks, cuz pretty much the worst thing about mainstream porn is how ugly the guys are
I don't know if I agree...I think there's been a lot of progress in the way of being safer over the last 15 years. I'd guess nowadays that the chance of catching anything while performing for a reputable gay porn company is no more likely than in mainstream porn. And damnit, I wanna see some bareback fucking and sloppy anal cumshots!!!!
I have plenty of cum-eating girls in my porn collection...I'm looking for cum-eating guys now

Thanks..

Chillin..

SueR
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Under a hill of books
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12/02
Posted - Dec 5 2002 : 1:14AM
I am totally with you Chillin. Smile when you eat that cum, boys! It tastes good, I know it does.

However, I wish there was more...scratch that...*any* gay porn with fatter guys in it. I know there's some, but its appearance is inconsistent.

The enemy of sexually powerful women is shame; that of men--aggression.

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