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dumblonde
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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 4:30PM
I remember reading a pornographer saying that after shooting people fucking all day he would go home and beat off to the Discovery Channel, and I thought that was kinda...sweet.

Anyone else have a favorite channel or other media that they find arouses them? Other than the obvious, like Playboy, When Animals Attack, etc.

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Cartoon Network
skronker
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Scopophiliac
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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 5:33PM
MTV, back when J. Lo was still married to her first husband!
No, not really.

But, I have had a couple of juicy fantasties based off of chicks on Elimidate. No shit.

No, "When Animals Hump" fetishes, though.

Saki
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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 6:19PM
Shark Porn!!! (from "Friends")

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Speelie
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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 6:42PM
Sometimes Wild On... is on E! when I get home after work late at night. If it's a good one, I may check in now and then in between watching some porn, as it can be nice to see some "real world" (well, closer to real) titilation along with the more contrived porn sort.
 
MLyons
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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 7:00PM
If I remember correctly, Speelie also has a thing for women's Volleyball... :) And I can't say that I blame him. Although I wouldn't presume to say that that would be full out masturbation material for him...

Mike L.

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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 9:12PM
I don't masturbate to it, but for some reason I find the part of the advert for Colin Quinn's show Tough Crowd on Comedy Central with Sarah Silverman speaking about being spanked very arousing.
MLyons
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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 9:15PM
Oh, I've also been known to be sexually aroused by certain music... as well as the specific (er... female) voices (and bodies) that sing it. :)

Mike L.

dumblonde
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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 9:26PM
"Although I wouldn't presume to say that that would be full out masturbation material for him... "

Yeah, hopefully not courtside anyway

I'll admit I've got thing for Judge Roy Brown. I don't know what it is about him, but when he gets mad and starts pounding that gavel......Oooh baby.

I also used to masturbate to Joe Bob Briggs MonsterVision. He knows it. God I miss that show...

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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 9:58PM
I thought Jessica Alba was a hottie in Dark Angel, but I never considered masturbating to that or anything else on TV.

edited to correct a $&$#^ typo.


Edited by - hardware on 3/8/2003 9:58:55 PM

T Mac
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Posted - Mar 8 2003 : 10:54PM
Yo DB, no doubt about it. When the Yankees won the 2000 world series over the Mets, I rubbed one out to the thought of that. During the actual act of jerking off I wasn't watching TV, but them winning definitely helped get my dick hard that night!
vanish_062
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Posted - Mar 9 2003 : 7:16AM
maybe when ive had a few to many drinks over a hot girl in amusic video, maybe once or twice, ever

Edited by - vanish_062 on 3/9/2003 11:14:05 AM

constance le
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Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 1:04AM
sometimes that darn ally mcbeal show can be downright dirty. is it even on anymore? i don't watch much tv
skronker
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Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 1:15AM
Constance -- They canceled it after a steady decline in ratings and quality of the episodes. I'm sure it lives on somewhere on cable. (I don't watch TV much, either, just what I can pick up without cable, which isn't much!)

It was one of the sexiest -- and most sex-obsessed -- shows ever.

Speelie
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Fort Collins, CO
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Posted - Mar 10 2003 : 1:45AM
There's some fabulously pretty and toned young women playing volleyball on the collegiate level in the USA. I'm fortunate to work across the street from Colorado State University, so I get to see some of the same sorts of girls who appear on E!, or in Girls Gone Wild type productions, on a daily basis. The CSU co-eds are as good looking or even better than the ones who appear on TV, and it sometimes makes me horny as hell at work. Sadly, this is spring break week, so all the honeys are in Cancun or at South Padre...
 
cal444
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Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 12:11AM
WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK! There's nothing else in the world
that makes me spew nut butter as watching a 97 pound
woman being eaten alive by a 1200 pound grizzly bear.
Yummmm Yummmmmm. Now that's entertainment. Good T.V.
and gotta see all in one!

Jees and I thought this "lighter side" was going to be all
warm and fuzzy. Had the fuzzy right.

Cal444
Somewhere licking my chops


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Edited by - cal444 on 3/11/2003 5:22:33 AM

dumblonde
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Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 9:46AM

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cal444
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Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 10:48AM
Bend over and let me drive, we'll see where the wild
goose go.

Cal444
Somewhere reacting to spank me

dumblonde
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Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 1:47PM
"Bend over and let me drive, we'll see where the wild
goose go"

Mariah Carey?

Edited by - dumblonde on 3/11/2003 1:58:35 PM

Empire Man
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Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 1:50PM
cal44 -

is that a line from "Super troopers"?

cal444
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Posted - Mar 11 2003 : 3:07PM
They may have used it, but I heard my Grandpa use that one
like when I was five.

Cal444
Somewhere thrashing it.

dumblonde
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Posted - Mar 13 2003 : 10:50AM
'Bend over and let me drive
We'll see where the wild goose go'
Norman Rockwell painting comes alive
This one's a little twisted though

'Bend over and let me drive
We'll see where the wild goose go'
Grandpa would sing that since Cal was five
Little Cal said "Why can't grandma go?"

First Couple of Adult
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Posted - Mar 20 2003 : 12:49AM
Anything from E! (Wild On, Howard Stern)
ESPN 2 - Female body builders
VIP - Pam and friends are pretty good looking

Ms Christine & JC, the first couple of adult review.

crunt
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Posted - Mar 20 2003 : 9:18AM
I could see masturbating to the Discovery channel if you were into Steve Irwin beastiality.

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rjk13
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Posted - Mar 22 2003 : 9:00AM
Watching Paula Zahn on CNN gushing over the effectiveness of our Weapons of Limited Destruction while great explosions are shown in the background is really starting to turn me on.

Hasn't reached masturbation level yet but I'm thinking about it.

 
GaySatyr
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Posted - Mar 22 2003 : 10:04AM
Do the men's diving, swimming & gymnastics events associated with the olympics, etc, qualify? Then definitely! LOL!

~ GaySatyr

tilldawn
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Posted - Mar 22 2003 : 10:16PM
I've done it recently to that blonde from E! News Live, and i was tempted with t.A.T.u. video, but that would be pedophilia, wouldn't it?
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highlander
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Posted - Mar 26 2003 : 3:02PM
I admit I had, it was in a televsion documentary about infertility and assisted conception, there was particularly gory scene which a surgeon opened the scrotal sac of a male patient and took out his testicles to see if it is damaged in some way. That alone to me is no turn on, however he showed the whole procedure to three student nurses one of whome is very pretty and she took a real close look at the organ, well her eyes just lit up and its difficult to describe it. Yes is quite sick but the psychology of its an d the mystery of the inside of a male genitals expose to female scrutiny somehow arouses my mind, perhaps one would argue its like for women who enjoyed being examined by attractive male gyneacologist. Another thing I saw in a documentary was a vasectomy involving female surgeons or assistance, I seen several on TV which shows attractive women holding and squeezing the gonads so it is in place so the surgeon do the operation, you see the nurse's face smiles and abviousely delighted. I suppose its cock and ball torture taken into another step further under safe medical condition so you know there wont be any real harm. I wish I was a medical student.....:)


Edited by - highlander on 3/28/2003 10:59:05 PM

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