That's a "teen fuck hole" to me!
Get on it, my son!
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| macromike Member USA 31 Posts 3/05 |  Posted - Apr 21 2005 : 1:00AMThere is this lady i've scene twice at the track i run at, im a sucker for the ass, and she must be 37+ and she has this wide but nice tite ass. Im only 21, fortunately the track is kinda wavey so it gives me a chance to smile at her, i smiled at her, and she smiled back, the 2nd time, she threw me the cold shoulder. I havent seen her there in a few days, but i need to just get over this. I didnt notice a wedding ring on her, but i keep fantacizing about her, do ya'll think i should keep pursuing my approach? am i crazy for trying this? or should i just find a way to wipe this from memory? [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 21 2005 : 1:09AM That's a "teen fuck hole" to me! Get on it, my son! [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 21 2005 : 1:26AM Just smile a few times, friendly, and see how it goes. Take your time. You don't have to decide right this minute. [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 21 2005 : 1:33AM [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Apr 21 2005 : 3:08AM So far, it doesn't sound like much of anything has happened yet. She smiled at you once, and didn't smile at you once. And you didn't mention whether you have even spoken to her. Don't let your imagination run away with you, just yet. BUT, if the opportunity presents itself, go for it. Just don't do anything stupid like fall in love. Trust me, she won't. I blew a golden opportunity to LIVE LARGE for a whole summer, courtesy of a 45 year old MILF, when I was a 22 year old idiot. She picked me up in a bar one night, and it turned out that she was loaded ($$$) from a divorce settlement. I was a poor military guy livin' hand to mouth on a base, when she took me home from the bar and fucked me. This woman had a big, beautiful beachfront apartment, a new VW convertible and after the second of our fuck sessions, she wanted to give me the run of things. I could stay there, drive her car whenever I wanted, come and go as I pleased, she would cook and clean for me, etc. I just had to be available to her as a fucktoy. And to top it all off, she was moving back to the East Coast at the end of the summer. So there were no strings and NO FUTURE. Trust me to mess this up. She wasn't hideous, but she wasn't the greatest looking woman. She was great as far as the sex goes, willingly doing things that I'm paying to see porn girls do now. And all the other benefits were gravy. And this would only be for a couple of months. But after a couple of these sessions, for some moronic reason I just couldn't get past the need to be disrespected, dismissed, discarded and otherwise shit on by girls my own age, and go home from the club with my dick in my hand like all the other losers every weekend. So I broke it off. Idiot. If only I knew then, what I know now. *Sigh* BSD [Link] |
| sniper New Member USA 4 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Apr 21 2005 : 7:34AM [Link] |
JAGnLA  All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Apr 23 2005 : 1:19AM "Corruptio optimi pessima..." [Link] |
| Biggdiesal Member Illinois 252 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 14 2005 : 3:33PM [Link] |
| Dr. Beer Member 14 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 16 2005 : 2:55AM That's my two cents. For a purely sexual relationship, I myself would steer clear of the milfs. [Link] |
| Mr-Christy Canyon Member Worshipper of the Canyon 135 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 18 2005 : 3:09PM My first sexual experience was with a woman that was much older than I was. I was 18 back in 2000, and she was 30. She looked younger, and was really built (i.e. big tits, small waist, round ass). We dated for about a year, and then called it off. macromike , if possible, try and make some conversation with this woman. Older women especially seem to like confidence in men, rather than shyness. Atleast in my experiences. Her reaction should tell you if you have a chance or not. No use going on torturing yourself. [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - May 20 2005 : 10:38PM What is a Milf? [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - May 20 2005 : 11:03PM [Link] |
| Mr-Christy Canyon Member Worshipper of the Canyon 135 Posts 5/05 | Posted - May 21 2005 : 7:50AM I think the term, "MILF" was really brought to the public's attention with the movie, "American Pie". Even though it was a term that was fairly known for years before that movie ever debuted. The term might has originated from the movie, "Taboo". Starring Kay Parker. [Link] |
| GirlinDC Member 271 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 7 2005 : 11:46AM I've been with a few MILFs, but none of whom had the standard MILF-like qualities. They were all young or young-looking, attractive and yes, delightfully tight. They were a little more confident and knew what they wanted, but not so very different from many other women I've seen.
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| Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Jun 7 2005 : 7:24PM I was 26, she was 21. Damn - she was about the 6th best piece of ass I ever had. [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jun 9 2005 : 7:08AM [Link] |
| Kimi Lixx Senior Member 2012 Posts 6/01 | Posted - Jun 9 2005 : 12:17PM [Link] |
| GirlinDC Member 271 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 9 2005 : 4:37PM You know, I haven't worn a MILF mustache lately.... <insert pic shamelessly violating 2257 here> And I'm experiencing serious cravings! Got MILF? [Link] |
| GirlinDC Member 271 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 9 2005 : 4:39PM Got MILF? [Link] |
| Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Jun 9 2005 : 10:34PM [Link] |
| GirlinDC Member 271 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 9 2005 : 10:47PM [Link] |
| dandaman Devil's Advocate Still stuck in hell's waiting room 384 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Jun 9 2005 : 11:06PM [Link] |
| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Jun 10 2005 : 10:56PM "corruptio optimi pessima " [Link] |
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