I had heard the term tantric sex, and was curious what that meant exactly, more 'New Age' hocus pocus? At first I thought it was learning how to keep still during sex - and THAT is hot, you know, just stop mid-thrust & see how long you can fight that urge to move. Girls, this is where you can drive him crazy massaging his penis just using those inner muscles! Whewww! Ruffff!!
But, I'm sorry to report that 'Tantric' translates to 'Sucker', I think. Below are some parts I took from an article I read by a couple searching for their "Inner Gods & Goddess's" (and also for some fresh nookie.)
Wow; what a weekend! Alan and I recently spent a Friday evening and two very full days at a workshop of sixty-three souls, plus a few brave individuals who arrived by themselves.
Ms. Clarke, 26, says she used to run an escort service under a pseudonym until she learned Tantra at one of the Muirs' workshops and later as a...partner to Mr. Muir. She dumped the escort business and started a Tantra-training company, Temple of the Goddess.
All weekend, participants practice "the passion pump," a breathing exercise the teachers say helps move sexual energy from the groin area and up through the back to the head.
That explains those whale-like blow holes everyone leaves with!
Picture 25 couples encircling a male and female teacher team as they demonstrate Kama Sutra love positions on a mattress in the middle of a large hotel conference room.
Sounds like porn set to me.
"One who was "a stranger" only moments before, suddenly became the Truth of the Beloved before our very eyes!
Also known as "Last Call"
Choosing a partner (not our own), we harmonized our breathing, and looking deeply into one another's eyes, we asked until we each opened to the soft core, "What are you afraid you'll see?"
How about your mug on Americas Most Wanted next week?
"Guys, think of your penis not just as something to get up and get off, but as a wand of light" "Dance on his magic wand, ladies,?
It probably is glowing by now, but not in a good way.
"People who do Tantric exercises have more juice on all levels."
Goddess moppers needed
"We spent the weekend brewing Love Soup, and swimming in it."
Goddess moppers needed URGENTLY!!!
?Charles & Caroline Muir are emissaries from the future"
This is your clue to LEAVE NOW, before the mass suicide idea starts sounding rational!!!
?It was like God was in our bed"
Come on...a 3-way is a 3-way, I don't care what he said his name was
In brief, the Goddess-nonspecific, no-linear, spontaneous, simultaneous, holographic intelligence-showed up to spend the weekend with us.
Yeah, yeah...Dream on
The beloved?s role is to lie back, enjoy, and give feedback She may feel like peeing (it?ll pass), or have physical reactions (burning, bruising), or emotional outbursts (rage, distrust, crying) related to past experiences (which may require therapy).
Oh, and just ignore her screams of 'HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!'
" When we parted company on Sunday evening, it was only after realizing that we each had connected with virtually everyone in our shared experience, carrying the energies of each person away in our own energy field"
Better get your energy field to a clinic, ASAP
$80-$200 an hour for individual work, and $300-plus for weekends.
But beware, since there are no established credentials "Once you open your heart -- and other body parts -- be prepared for uncomfortable emotions."
Kind of like getting fucked in the ass?
If someone is going to touch you for ?sexual healing? or stick a finger up your butt for a ?sacred spot massage,? better stick to well-known, highly visible providers.
Easier for your attorney to track down
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