are parodies dead? (page 2)

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hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07	Posted - May 23 2012 : 2:14PM tintintin wrote: Oh MG .. forgot the most important thing..... At least one BGG scene in every film. Only BG and one GG is soooo cheap and common these days. Ultimate but not necessary would be a steamy ggg scene... but now I am drifting away with my naughty thoughts ;-) Does Skow video have a website? Edited by - tintintin on 5/23/2012 6:31:39 AM Click to expand Coming soon. [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - May 24 2012 : 8:47AM I could watch a few more softcore parodies. I saw Lord of the G Strings on cable, then I watched other Seduction Cinema videos. [Link]
pat362 Senior Member 10079 Posts 3/10	Posted - May 24 2012 : 9:19AM I don't understand the appeal of parodies because when I think of porn then I don't think of Spiderman, Batman, The Hulk, Homer Simpson and a slew of other characters having sex. I think parodies jumped the shark once they made movies using cartoon characters like The Smurf, The Flinstones, The Simpsons. Thew hottest woman will never look hot under blue makeup or looking like Madge Simpson. There's a Three Stooges porn movie. I watched plenty of their movies when I was younger and not once did I think that seeing Larry, Curly or Moe have sex was something we all needed to see. I much prefer when they use the original material for their inspiration but add the XXX aspect to it. Why can't they remake some of the great xxx movies of the past? How about a new version of Behind The Green Door, Barbara Brdoacast, Seduction of Lyn Carter and I could name so many more movies. I fear that what we lack these days is not the material but the talent to actually bring it to the screen. [Link]
tintintin Senior Member 1230 Posts 8/07	Posted - May 24 2012 : 6:21PM I know what I miss these days..... the old Elegant Angel. The stuff they make nowadays is not what it used to be. It used to be new, daring, nasty, filthy and erotic.... But since 3 years I rarely saw a title that did it for me. It isn't the girls.. they are stunning. Yes... fill the gap of the old Elegant Angel and you will succeed. [Link]

hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07	Posted - May 30 2012 : 12:52PM Here is the good news. I just signed B Skow to a distribution deal. Skow Digital will release it's first independent feature, Teen Sex Dolls in June. “Teen Sex Dolls” stars Jessie Andrews, Sabrina Taylor, Molly Bennett, Ella Milano, Britney Young, and Adriana Luna. B. Skow says, “Creating movies like ‘Teen Sex Dolls’ is exactly the reason I formed Skow Digital. The movie spotlights some of the best young talent and showcases their raw sexuality and eagerness. It’s the perfect title to release through Exile Distribution, allowing me the opportunity to work with Howard Levine again.” B Skow now gets to work out of the box. No restrictions. He is one of the best, and I am very excited to have made this deal. [Link]
pat362 Senior Member 10079 Posts 3/10	Posted - May 30 2012 : 2:51PM ^Good selection of performers and I' eager to see what he can do under a different banner than Vivid. [Link]
hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07	Posted - May 30 2012 : 3:31PM pat362 wrote: ^Good selection of performers and I' eager to see what he can do under a different banner than Vivid. Click to expand Thank you. I think you will love the new direction. [Link]
T0MBOne Senior Member 1200 Posts 5/08	Posted - May 31 2012 : 8:16AM Good luck, HW/HL. I think we'd all like to see you shake things up a bit---TB [Link]
hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07	Posted - May 31 2012 : 12:10PM T0MBOne wrote: Good luck, HW/HL. I think we'd all like to see you shake things up a bit---TB Click to expand Thank you so much for your support. [Link]
superfan Member 172 Posts 4/11	Posted - Jun 1 2012 : 3:37PM Parodies are like zombies. They're dead, they just don't know it yet The consumer has to get the zombies to [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jun 2 2012 : 11:49AM hollywood woody wrote: See I love to see girls get fucked with some clothes on and eventually ripped off. I would prefer to use real looking girls too. To me healthy is the new skinny. I hate seeing a cigarette with tits. Big fake tits are not sexy. Big real tits are. Also the rim job is a lost art that needs to be brought back. We will have profession rim jobbers. All sets will be built or high end houses used. Great action is 100 times better than a nice face and slick costumes. The girls will be 100% into it, in fact I like that for a title. 100% into it. Click to expand Sounds awesome! Partially clothed real girls doing some real fucking!! Me too hate these broomsticks with boobs, bring back voluptuous and bush :) Aswell as the rimjob another thing lost from the old days, that may turn some people off, is girls blowing two guys at the same time and having both in her mouth and touching. Another thing I forgot was intercutting between 2 scenes. None of that these days, say one couple fucking while another is BJ and both cum at the same time. Only negative is high end houses, its a fantasy but I'm never going to be getting laid in the penthouses most porn these days is shot in. Maybe some normal locations that I could realistically fantasize about, as suggested strip clubs and other seedy locations would be cool. [Link]
XXXenophile Member 343 Posts 1/07	Posted - Jun 2 2012 : 1:23PM I don't think they're dead at all. The news about the Three Stooges lawsuit though I think has put them on pause. Once that ridiculousness gets dismissed, you'll see them back out in some sort of regular fashion. But as usual, they'll only do well if they're good. So it just may come to the point where Braun and Ryder will stay the only ones left standing doing parodies. Which is probably as it should be. [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jun 3 2012 : 12:26AM XXXenophile wrote: I don't think they're dead at all.[/qute] Of course they're not dead. I'm sure they don't sell like they used to but I'm sure the sales on the better ones are still strong. Also, asking a mostly Gonzo crowd if they want them to go away is a huge waste of time because most of the hardcore Gonzo crowd wanted them to go away from the very beginning even when they were playing a big part in helping the porn industry through recognition and sales. But as usual, they'll only do well if they're good. So it just may come to the point where Braun and Ryder will stay the only ones left standing doing parodies. Which is probably as it should be. Click to expand Right again. All the companies who tried to jump on the bandwagon and slapped together a weak parody movie may have had some success with it at first but people evenually catch on and stop buying the weaker product. The ones who put out the better stuff will have better results. I'm not a big fan of parodies but if they've got an audience and continue to get mainstream attention and non-porn buyers in shops or buying DVDs why would I want them to go away? Also, trying to predict the next "big thing" is a waste of time. Everyone enjoys or hates different things in porn. Some things that some may feel are very important to them the next person probably could care less about. At the end of the day all a studio can do is try to get the best girls they can and film it to the best of their abilities and hope people respond to it. The next "big thing" usually happens organically because the film maker shot what he liked and it caught on. [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 3 2012 : 4:11AM It wasn't a parody, perhaps but I recently bought "Star Wars XXX" and it was pretty good. I'm still a "gonzo" man though. [Link]

hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jun 4 2012 : 3:20PM XXXenophile wrote: I don't think they're dead at all. The news about the Three Stooges lawsuit though I think has put them on pause. Once that ridiculousness gets dismissed, you'll see them back out in some sort of regular fashion. But as usual, they'll only do well if they're good. So it just may come to the point where Braun and Ryder will stay the only ones left standing doing parodies. Which is probably as it should be. Click to expand I think Rob Black did a killer job with Taxi Driver and Training Day. You can't spend $265,000 on a movie an expect to ever get it back. If you do spend that on a porno, it should like unreal. Not great, but unbelievable. [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 2:16AM hollywood woody wrote: XXXenophile wrote: I don't think they're dead at all. The news about the Three Stooges lawsuit though I think has put them on pause. Once that ridiculousness gets dismissed, you'll see them back out in some sort of regular fashion. But as usual, they'll only do well if they're good. So it just may come to the point where Braun and Ryder will stay the only ones left standing doing parodies. Which is probably as it should be. Click to expand I think Rob Black did a killer job with Taxi Driver and Training Day. You can't spend $265,000 on a movie an expect to ever get it back. If you do spend that on a porno, it should like unreal. Not great, but unbelievable. Click to expand What was the budget for "Star Wars XXX" I thought I heard that it had the biggest porno budget ever? [Link]
draghixafan Senior Member Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 3:32AM I think a problem with parodies often seems to be coming up with the title is job done. The resulting video bears little resemblance to the movie being parodied. A perfect example is Pulp Friction, the movie is pretty much the greatest of all time and this was nothing like it, when it pretty much writes itself... any gun is replaced with dick.. * Opening scene Pumpkin is a girl and are a lez couple doing robberies. Opening lez scene in diner bathroom. * Jules & Vincent visit instead a girls room, she starts talking and Jules takes out his big black dick "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration" both Julz and Vince do her & take girl hiding in the bathroom with them. * Vince takes Mia out, she has too much drugs takes her to friends place with hot alt-porn girlfriend with tats and piercings. Little black medical books says anal will fix her up. * Butch taxi scene - thinking every guy watching the original wanted to get a blowjob from her.. do that in this. * Butch goes to have sex with french girl says she left the 'Gold Condom' at his house. Butch returns to retrieve it, switch is Marcella Wallace is a girl (in line with the girls room gender switch), Butch and 2 guys in a basement doing Marcella in some light bdsm over the pommel horse thing and a girl in a gimp/bondage suit. * Jules driving while hostage girl is giving Vince BJ in back seat.. says she want to do a blowbang, go round to Jimmy's and call up Marcella for more guys who sends the Wolf pack. * Closing scene back in diner Jules with one lez while other watches masturbating. Vince comes out gets a handjob from the masturbating one. Couple of facials, movie closes. Might be too close to the original, maybe Tarantino would luv it and play Jimmy :) Edited by - draghixafan on 6/5/2012 4:13:56 AM [Link]
BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 3:40AM Algaliarept wrote: What was the budget for "Star Wars XXX" I thought I heard that it had the biggest porno budget ever? Click to expand I could be wrong but I doubt the biggest budget porn film these days would match the budgets of the big budget porn features of the 70s and 80s, when they shot it on 35mm and used film crews. The budgets back then ran into 6 figures, once you adjust for inflation I doubt anything today comes close to that. [Link]
Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 4:02AM BlackSix wrote: Algaliarept wrote: What was the budget for "Star Wars XXX" I thought I heard that it had the biggest porno budget ever? Click to expand I could be wrong but I doubt the biggest budget porn film these days would match the budgets of the big budget porn features of the 70s and 80s, when they shot it on 35mm and used film crews. The budgets back then ran into 6 figures, once you adjust for inflation I doubt anything today comes close to that. Click to expand probably the most expensive I ever saw before Star Wars XXX was "Emperor" but I don't know exactly how expensive that was and tangential to the above point, doesn't "Gone With The Wind" beat out "Avatar" and "Titanic" if you adjust for inflation? Edited by - algaliarept on 6/5/2012 4:19:47 AM [Link]
Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09	Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 12:13PM ^ My understanding is that Deep Throat blows all other films out of the water when it comes to production cost vs. profit. Edit: I just realised you probably meant budget. I'm just so used to GWTW being noted in terms of profit. Edited by - Gore Gore Girl on 6/5/2012 12:14:49 PM [Link]
pat362 Senior Member 10079 Posts 3/10	Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 12:24PM ^yes, but we are going back to a time when porn was just in it's very beginning. Many people talk about Deep throat but how many of these people do so because they think it's a great porn movie and how many of them put it in the dvd to jerk off to? I don't think the movie would make it's money back if it were to be filmed using today technology but filming it in the exact same way as the 70's version. [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 12:32AM It was just a very different process back then. More cameras, bigger crews, shooting on more expensive film, often times more location shoots, longer shooting schedules, harder/longer to edit back then, etc...I remember Seka in an interview saying how little girls get paid in porn during the 2000s vs when she did it but I don't know if that's entirely true. Today's non-contract girls mostly get paid for one scene and it's shot in a few hours. Back in Seka's day when she did a movie she was probably doing 2 to 3 sex scenes and a lot more acting and some of those movies took more than a day to shoot. Seka made more but also did a lot more for her money so there probably isn't that big a difference if you broke down the amount of work for the amount of pay for a girl back during Seka's time vs a girl during the 2000s era. But then again Seka might be a bad comparison because she was probably the highest paid star in her time. [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 12:49AM probably the most expensive I ever saw before Star Wars XXX was "Emperor" but I don't know exactly how expensive that was Click to expand I'd be curious as to how much a movie like BLUEBIRD's parody BATFXXX compares to a typical porn parody in budget. That movie had a huge cast, lots of costuming, and lots of digital FX in it. It's the best parody I've seen yet for my tastes. and tangential to the above point, doesn't "Gone With The Wind" beat out "Avatar" and "Titanic" if you adjust for inflation? Click to expand People always bring up GONE WITH THE WIND when comparing boxoffice but I don't think it's a fair comaparison. GWTW was made when a person's entertainment options were pretty limited. Not only was there no tv, computers, video games, internet, etc., but there wasn't a new movie every week back then like there is during modern times. It's much easier to have big numbers when your competition is almost non-existant for so many years. I'm not saying GWTW isn't a great movie or saying that many people went to see it over the years but I think it's just much much harder and more impressive for a movie today with so many other forms of entertainment and competing with other movie to do AVATAR, TITANIC and AVENGERS boxoffice. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - Jun 6 2012 : 7:39PM I would like to see a Total Recall parody made,more Science Friction than Science Fiction..Marco Banderas would play Arnie and the main action would revolve around that club,yes THAT club featuring the girl with the 3 tits lol. Scene 1-Marco at the bar and the girl(Phoenix Marie) turns to him and opens her jacket to show off her rack of 3 tits and she whispers towards Marco "I hope you like tit wanks big boy" cue a sex session in the middle of the dance floor with all the club "natives" getting restless,did i mention that Marco has got his own surprise for Phoenix,a huge freak cock that is painted like a python complete with flicking tongue and hissing noises.With Midgets prancing around in grass skirts and pointy Madonna like cone bra's and with 2 huge gargoyles that overlook the dance floor pumping out cream onto the crazed club regulars while the DJ (Jonni Darkko) spins the tracks...ok i will stop lol [Link]

hollywood woody Senior Member Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin 1567 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jun 7 2012 : 7:07PM Algaliarept wrote: hollywood woody wrote: XXXenophile wrote: I don't think they're dead at all. The news about the Three Stooges lawsuit though I think has put them on pause. Once that ridiculousness gets dismissed, you'll see them back out in some sort of regular fashion. But as usual, they'll only do well if they're good. So it just may come to the point where Braun and Ryder will stay the only ones left standing doing parodies. Which is probably as it should be. Click to expand I think Rob Black did a killer job with Taxi Driver and Training Day. You can't spend $265,000 on a movie an expect to ever get it back. If you do spend that on a porno, it should like unreal. Not great, but unbelievable. Click to expand That was it, Pirates was more. But the difference is Pirates sold, and is still selling. It was the engine of parodies, not the caboose. What was the budget for "Star Wars XXX" I thought I heard that it had the biggest porno budget ever? Click to expand [Link]
Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05	Posted - Jun 8 2012 : 12:07AM pat362 wrote: I much prefer when they use the original material for their inspiration but add the XXX aspect to it. Why can't they remake some of the great xxx movies of the past? How about a new version of Behind The Green Door, Barbara Brdoacast, Seduction of Lyn Carter and I could name so many more movies. I fear that what we lack these days is not the material but the talent to actually bring it to the screen. Click to expand I definitely like the idea of re-making older films. Don't know if you can truly capture old or classic moments, but I wouldn't mind seeing someone try. I do prefer parodies of actual (preferably classic) films. [Link]