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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Apr 7 2004 : 3:52PM
Just wondering ... you know, they get so worked up wacking off watching vigorous anal sex and canyon-wide gapes, maybe it triggers some colonic vibration that's just too much.
BIGmike
B-I-G-m-i-k-e

2335 Posts
3/01
Posted - Apr 7 2004 : 4:09PM
I'm not...

- - - B -I -G -m -i -k -e , over & out! - - -

BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02
Posted - Apr 7 2004 : 4:19PM
I've mastered the ability to not piss and shit myself quite well.
DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Apr 7 2004 : 4:45PM
Nope.
Lee O
Forearm Trainer

mmmmmmm........ after-birth
1193 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 7 2004 : 4:48PM
What can I say , shit happens .
 
ziniaraya
Member

London
194 Posts
4/03
Posted - Apr 7 2004 : 5:37PM
Speak for yourself.

Sometimes, after a really good strain, I can release something that last saw the light of day in 1988 on the eve of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Some item of fecal perpitude that has desperately clung to the inside of my colon wall, whose sole amibition in life was to detonate a cancerous carbuncle in middle age, jestisoned into the clinical stark canvass of the Friday Night's china white telephone.

In fact, Charles Saatchi has just offered me at least £100,000 to create an installation piece of his collexion des tat. Of course, I have turned him down because my art is for free. I am a Socialist Artist. 'Brit Art' . Fuck that. Fuck Damian and Tracey. Fuck the lot of them. They are capitalists whatever else they say.

I have created the movement of Shit Art.

As a fan of Jazz, Skroker knows well of what I speak. In its purest form, Shit Art is a free form expression of the last several hours or years of it's creator's life. Skronker is going to open my **FREE** gallery of freeform Shit Art in the fall. You are all welcome. Mr Hankey is going to make a speech. There will be performance artrists too. The Art they make will be free to see but the creation of their Art is going to be captured on DVD, which I will direct and sell. Most probably only in Germany.

Z.

daviangel
Member

Only time I would buy a girl flowers is if she was in the hospital
455 Posts
1/04
Posted - Apr 7 2004 : 6:37PM
valjean4876
Member

953 Posts
3/04
Posted - Apr 7 2004 : 10:45PM
I'm not. I live in North America.

*Laughing is required*

Mr_White
Member

Mercedes Fan. Not talking cars here....
344 Posts
2/04
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 6:33AM
No. Not that I know of.
Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 12:24PM
No, just inconsistent.




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"Politics gives me indigestion."
cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 12:45PM
Are you asking if we're full of shit?
Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 1:07PM
Hmmmm... maybe incontinent and inconsistent are the same after all?




nietzsche said:
"I don't think there should even be a such thing as a male anchor. All news should be read by women."
skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 1:25PM
Oh fuck! My bad.

I meant to ask, "Are porn fans SUBcontinent?"

You know, cause all the porno shops are run by these South Asian dudes now, at least in New York.

Maybe Harri Patel can answer this one.

Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 1:31PM
Me personally, I wish I could say that THIS porn fan could be a little bit more content. Maybe if a lot of porn makers weren't so incompetent...




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"A true walk of shame requires a bra in hand."
monkey power
Member

Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 3:30PM
I leak a little bit of #3 when someone's grinding on me.

And what Walter said.

 
licker
Senior Member

Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic
1141 Posts
8/03
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 10:16PM
Not me. I'm just a subcompetent malcontent.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Apr 8 2004 : 10:20PM
When I first saw Claudia Jamsson I went 'Oh, shit!' Does that count?



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