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| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Just wondering ... you know, they get so worked up wacking off watching vigorous anal sex and canyon-wide gapes, maybe it triggers some colonic vibration that's just too much. [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | |
| BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02 | |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | |
| Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03 | |
| ziniaraya Member London 194 Posts 4/03 | Sometimes, after a really good strain, I can release something that last saw the light of day in 1988 on the eve of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Some item of fecal perpitude that has desperately clung to the inside of my colon wall, whose sole amibition in life was to detonate a cancerous carbuncle in middle age, jestisoned into the clinical stark canvass of the Friday Night's china white telephone. In fact, Charles Saatchi has just offered me at least £100,000 to create an installation piece of his collexion des tat. Of course, I have turned him down because my art is for free. I am a Socialist Artist. 'Brit Art' . Fuck that. Fuck Damian and Tracey. Fuck the lot of them. They are capitalists whatever else they say. I have created the movement of Shit Art. As a fan of Jazz, Skroker knows well of what I speak. In its purest form, Shit Art is a free form expression of the last several hours or years of it's creator's life. Skronker is going to open my **FREE** gallery of freeform Shit Art in the fall. You are all welcome. Mr Hankey is going to make a speech. There will be performance artrists too. The Art they make will be free to see but the creation of their Art is going to be captured on DVD, which I will direct and sell. Most probably only in Germany. Z. |
| daviangel Member Only time I would buy a girl flowers is if she was in the hospital 455 Posts 1/04 | ABDUL WETS HERSELF! Former pop icon Paula Abdul is fearful whenever she's in the presence of a funny person -- because she often wets herself when she laughs. The 41-year-old "American Idol" judge admits she has a habit of losing control of her bladder whenever she's amused -- and it's left her with many embarrassing memories. She tells Teen People, "When I laugh sometimes, I pee in my pants -- in restaurant booths and basketball games. "One time I was on 'The Arsenio Hall Show' and I peed on his couch. I've known him since I was 17 years old!" I don't know bout you all but that's not something I'd wanna go around telling everyone |
| valjean4876 Member 953 Posts 3/04 | |
| Mr_White Member Mercedes Fan. Not talking cars here.... 344 Posts 2/04 | |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | |
| licker Senior Member Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic 1141 Posts 8/03 | |
| Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 |
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