I have to vent on something that I saw today, hoping that it would never return to fuck up our porn.
Today's assparade.com episode marks the return of that *@# Preston Parker. After a few weeks of getting ass parade updates by some new director, they had to have this clown return.
The last few assparade.com episodes have been decent. Nice shots of girls with big asses. Good outfits. Nothing too much to complain about. But now this "man" is back, with his lousy directorial style.
It says he was back from a "long vacation." I was hoping he might have been locked up for some reason and never to return. Lol, thats how much I hate this asshole. They get hot girls with great bodies on their sites, but Preston always manages to fuck it up several ways:
1) His annoying voice.
2) The fuckin POV he shoots in almost every scene that includes him. No one wants to see the bulge of your stomach from a sideview when they are watching a blowjob Preston. Get that through your thick head!
3) His inability to shoot good tease. Just having the camera focused on the girls ass while she is laying down or standing still straight for 10-20 minutes without much movement is not that exciting!
4) The bad choice in male casting he usually chooses (probably guys he does favors for off camera.....if you know what I mean).
Go the fuck away Preston!! Not even Lisa Ann can save the shit you shoot!