mcewan: Thank you; I'm looking forward to the shoot as well! oakmac34: Interesting question...to be honest, I was actually a bit of a late bloomer sexually speaking. Did I think about it? Yes. Did I see it as something I would eventually try, let alone love? Not so much! Haha, indeed a pleasant surprise. Pete Zaface and Dubious_Leftovers: I find proper punctuation to be extremely sexy. A man with superior grammar and writing skills is a major turn-on. sauce: Thank you for the vote of confidence. I've read through a few of your other posts. I see you're new here as well. I hope you eventually find something on this site that impresses, intrigues, or at the very least meets your standards so that you can start having fun like the rest of us. Cumwhipper: Thanks, sugar! I turned off the alarm clock for ya; dream away... I am not familiar with sound play; I'll have to research that tonight! Dr. Nasty: Indeed! I'm pretty impressed and pleasantly surprised by the warm welcome from everyone so far. Wow! Gr8Gonzo: Haha, well, I guess it's as close as I can get to throwing my hat into the ring, so to speak. Double Batch-- sounds good to me! fu_q: Nice pussy. *lol* Glad to be here! Algaliarept: You know...that last photo of me on the Giirlz, Inc page makes it look like I have no taint whatsoever. I assure you I have a taint. I'm puzzled by the picture but I think it must just be the angle. I've taken enough nekkid pics of myself to know...it is indeed there. Ha!
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Sweet Audrey...I'll tell ya. As I got older I have and search feelings I have had. I'm kind of sure you sort of have the same thing. As we get older, I really think you really look at certain sexual thoughts and feelings. And when explored, you find out you really love it. It's very funny, but very cool. I look forward to seeing your scenes and see what is going on in the pretty redhead of yours. :)
I wouldn't call that creepy; hell, that's downright gracious of you! At 5'0" I get stuck standing behind big tall guys all the time...makes it hard to see the show (and nevermind the fact that none of those rockstars will ever see my tits if some burly man is in my way). Wow, you went to see Janes Addiction, I so jealous (btw, nice limo pics, you look great, did you have fun)I didn't know they were still performing. I'll see their "been caught stealing" video on MTV every once in awhile late at night, totally funny. Hey, you're more than welcome to get on my shoulders during a concert anytime to flash your tits so long as I can get you to flash me a few times, hehe, not trying to be gross, so please forgive me ;)) I agree w/what you said about sexual tastes as you get older, they do chg and guess you get selective on what you enjoy doing as time progresses. BTW do you have a myspace, I thought I saw it.
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Posted - Jun 23 2009 : 6:03AM
I love the weay you think :) And you have the body to back that up :) I'll have some dirty fantisies about it *evil grin*
Hi Geoff, That show was fantastic. I initially went to see Nine Inch Nails (what better way to commemorate my angsty youth, haha) although I am a fan of Jane's as well...I have to say they blew me away. I mean they were SPOT-ON. What a great show; I had a blast. I will have the Audrey Lords myspace AND facebook pages done by the end of the week at latest. Being the web geek I am, I'm building them myself, so what I save in money I lose in time consumption. I'll have the links posted as soon as the pages are ready.
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Superb set of pics at your model agency - I get annoyed with myself because I am now so impatient to see you in action. Anyway keep posting pics if you are able and I will just have to make do with those in the interim. [:P)] Edited by - melt on 6/23/2009 10:11:54 AM
"Angsty youth", bwahaha, haven't heard that phrase in years, now I feel really old, LOL. I like NIN music as well, since you like Jane's Addiction, do you like the Foo Fighters?? I'll check out your myspace once you get it set up. You're one attractive looking web geek, I'd gladly exchange naughty binary code w/you anytime. I read your posts about your GB experiences, how many of those have you done in your personal life and how many people were involved in them.
I do like the Foo Fighters, although I don't have much of their material. I think I liked them better when they first came out. Since YOU like Jane's Addiction, did you ever get into Porno For Pyros? What a great band name, huh? Naughty binary? Hmm. 0000001100 1100110010, 0010110011! As for the GBs, my husband has been very good to me, haha! We've done quite a few ranging anywhere from three to six guys so far; I wouldn't mind having more but in my personal life it's hard to find guys who meet all the necessary GB criteria: 1. They have to be attractive 2. They have to have a big cock 3. They have to be able to perform in front of other guys 4. They have to be okay with a little swordfighting; can't be squeamish 5. They HAVE to be able to cum! I did a GB a few weeks back and of course my whole goal was to get nice and frosted at the end of it; one of the guys just couldn't cum to save his soul, haha...I think once he realized he was the last man standing, so to speak, he started feeling pressured. So that was a bummer.
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Whoa Audrey thanks for the candid pic and all the responses. You are pretty fucking cool. I have to admit the fact that you are a 90s chick and have cool taste in stuff makes me more eager to see you fucking and sucking! I will be on the lookout and with your attitude I have no doubt you will be getting lots of work. Keep working that ass baby
Hey everyone! I'm doing my first scene with BangBros in a matter of hours! I'll be back on here posting as soon as I get back to my hotel. :-) Wish me luck! XOXO Audrey
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Posted - Jun 30 2009 : 9:15AM
Cool Audrey, you will be sweet. What type of scene are you doing? :)
Okay, I'm back. :-) The shoot I did for Bang was Back Room Milf with Joey Ray, and it kicked ass. Joey is an absolute doll, very easy to work with, and I had a blast (pun somewhat intended...lol) doing the scene. I'm not sure yet when it will be posted, but needless to say, I think you're going to enjoy it. In other news, myspace and facebook will be up shortly. I know: promises, promises, Audrey.
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Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06
And Twitter. Don't forget the Twitter. All the cool kids are doing it, which in small part explains why I'm a loser. Glad your first shoot was a pleasant experience.
See, that's why I don't get it. Unless I'm stalking someone (Editor's note: I, in fact, have never actually stalked someone.), I don't see the need to know what somebody else is doing every hour of the day. Plus, I don't think my life meets the excitement qualifications to have a Twitter account. Example: --------------------------------------------------- July 2, 2009 8:00 AM "Just woke up. The hell was that dream about? Hey, Wimbledon's on! Why do those women yell so loud when they play? Annoying." July 2, 2009 8:30 AM "Out of body wash. Fuck." July 2, 2009 8:45 AM "Out of coffee creamer. Fuck." July 2, 2009 9:00 AM "Sweet Georgia Brown, it's already hot as hell outside. Just walked to the office and need another shower. Oh yeah, out of body wash. Fuck." July 2, 2009 9:15 AM "Checking emails. Only 4 new. Not too bad." July 2, 2009 10:00 AM "Made 7 phone calls the past 45 minutes." July 2, 2009 10:32 AM "Bathroom trip. Coffee finally kicked in." July 2, 2009 11:10 AM "This company has transferred me to about 6 different people. Apparently nobody there knows anything about their own products." July 2, 2009 11:38 AM "Posted on a porn forum. I really don't get Twitter." July 2, 2009 12:18 PM "Posted again on a porn forum. Slow work day." July 2, 2009 12:20 PM "Lunch time. Left my wallet at home. Fuck." ------------------------------------------------------------- See? Who's going to read that? Hell, nobody's even reading this now because they couldn't make it all the way through.
LMAO @ Twitter example. That was great. I don't get it, either. And thank you for the cocktails...*glances at clock* Hmm. Well, it's 5:00p somewhere. Bottoms up! :-D
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Hey all, I thought I would post a photo of me before I went out last night in Miami! I was kickin' ass and takin' names at a wonderful private adult club here...I would post an "after" photo as well but uhhhh...well, let's just say that it would be giving too much away. A girl has to have some mystery about her, right? *re-reads profile* *guffaws loudly* Okay, maybe there's not that much mystery left to me...all the more reason to keep what I still have!
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Hi Geoff! Yeah...that dress was red; I think maybe some folks' browser settings need adjusting...lol! I had a blast that night; the dress looked great on me, but even better on the floor...ha!
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I can see why some would get confused on the color on the dress, I had to look at it from different angles until realizing it is red (not to mention skintight). Guess the only mystery left in that picture was what you wore underneath it considering it was tight, it would have any guys imagination go nuts. Did anyone hit on you wearing that on the dance floor? I don't think I would do so out of respect for you and your hubby ;))
What I wore under that dress...well, that's a secret. I'll give you a hint, though...if you've ever watched Fashionistas, there's a lovely lady sporting a sparkly little gem in one scene. That's all I'm saying. ;-) As far as being hit on, the clubs we go to encourage that sort of behavior to the fullest! Ha!
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I'm sort of familiar w/Fashionistas. Based on your description, lets just say if you can just picture how my eyes lit up and a smile the size of a cheshire cat ;)) Note to self, meet Audrey at such club or elsewhere, flirt w/her awhile, get a few dances in w/her where she dirty dances for me, have me spank her ass gently, go home happy (and hard up), LOL. You rock Audrey, do you have a naughtier date in mind, hehe.
Hi Audrey, sorry for the silly question in the other thread, but as you have no doubt seen, for some dumbass reason there are several GUYS here on ADT who use Avatar images of whatever porn-babe they are currently fixated on. My bad though - I should have checked your profile first, as it certainly leaves no doubt that you are indeed a real person. Very, very, real - very, very, beautiful - and quite delightfully naughty. Loved the somewhat more revealing pics and the bio info in your profile, though I must confess that I found reading it to be mildly disconcerting. Some years back, I remember reading an SF story where one of the characters is cloned, but with his Y chromosome swapped for a second X chromosome, so he gets to see how he would have turned out had he been born as an XX female instead of a XY male. As I read your profile, I kept thinking, “This is how I would be now if I had been born female”. Kind of spooky actually, right down to the list of your favorite porn and non-porn movies. I loved your earlier reply to the question about, “how could a girl enjoy a big nasty gangbang with cum flying everywhere?” Indeed, how could she NOT enjoy it? If I had been born female, I would be a total cum slut. Think of all the doubt, insecurity, wars, pestilence, and plagues that have resulted from the simple insecurity of men wondering, “did she really cum, or was she just faking it to make me feel good?” Sure, when her nipples are hard as marbles; her clit has swelled to about five times it’s normal size and is poking out like the end of your thumb; when her pussy and face are flushed as red as a baboons ass, and she is so wet you think you are going to float out of bed; that’s a pretty good sign that those clinching, shivering, contractions you feel are probably the real thing . . . but in the end, guys don’t really have any way to be absolutely positive. Not that most guys spend a lot of time obsessing over this, they are either comfortable enough in thier relationship to be confident that their parter will be honest about what turns her on, and what doesn't, or they are assholes and just don't care. Still, it's kind of cool that women don’t have this problem. It’s one of the few things in the system that are rigged in their favor, so why shouldn't they enjoy it? When a woman gets a guy excited, those sticky gooey spurts when he cums are a positive testimonial to her sexual prowess and attractiveness to him (so fifty guys would be fifty times as nice!) If you asked the average guy, how he would feel if he could walk into a room with fifty girls, and leave knowing that he had gotten every single one of them off. No guessing about it, absolutly knowing. Wouldn't that be cool? He would say "Hell Yes!!!" Of course if the guys or gals in a gangbang scene are just jerking off and going through the motions (so their cumming is little more than a conditioned reflex) then that’s not much of a turn-on. I also couldn’t agree more that porn MUST be interesting and creative to be worthwhile. Boring carbon-copy porn is NOT what we need more of. Loved your ironic almost Heinlein-esque signature tag-line sentiments. A radical proposition indeed. Edited by - 30cc Load on 7/10/2009 2:04:19 AM
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Posted - Jul 8 2009 : 9:55PM
Sushi - check Creme Brule - Acme no have Spain - agree, Barcelona is great Bladerunner, an all time fave Med play is incredible! So far, so good!
Audrey - cum out, cum out, wherever you are . . . Your fans miss you!!! I think I can give you a little help on the question you were asked by another poster above about 'sound play'. As you have no doubt already figured out, this has nothing to do with kinky things to do with your MP3 player during sex . . . What I'm pretty sure he is refering to, is pee hole probing with a smooth rounded metal rod called a "urethral sound". They come in sizes from smaller sized sounds only about 3/16 inch in diameter to some that are 3/8 to 1/2 inch or larger. Doctors use them to probe and dialate the urethra if needed to make catheter insertion easier. There is a performer called the Amazing Ty who has stretched her pee hole so much that she can actually take a cock up her urethra. Ty even claims to have done a peehole gangbang with several guys fucking her all the way up the pee hole and ejaculating inside her bladder (ouch!)
Hey everyone, sorry for the radio silence! I haven't had a moment's peace in almost two weeks...finally had a chance to get online again. 30cc, thanks for the cool posts! Hee hee...sound play is intriguing to me although I'm not sure if I'm ready to cross that bridge just yet. Wow...I have never even been catheterized so maybe I'll wait on the sound play for a while...haha! So... *looks around* What'd I miss?
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Hi Audrey, missed you beautiful, glad your back. Anxious to hear about your continuing adventures in the wild wooly world of professional porn. Anything new to report? Have you decided to make the move to SoCal, or are you going to continue working only east coast gigs? - Edited by original poster to remove off-thread side comments - Edited by - 30cc Load on 7/24/2009 6:45:08 PM
- I get annoyed with myself because I am now so impatient to see you in action. Anyway keep posting pics if you are able and I will just have to make do with those in the interim. [:P)]
