One of my all-time hot-button favorites.
Bring back the dark hair and start taking open-mouth facials (no more cum-dodging) and I would be totally and completely satisfied
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| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 |  Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 6:33AMProducers, Directors, ADTers, & Fans.... "The Hotness" has returned. When I say return I mean she is back 100% ready to do the damn thing. No more b/f hang ups. She seems to have a new blonde haired look, but she is still smoking hot like always. So book her, shoot her, hype her, & buy her work. I mean really people. Who do you want to see on a cover? A female as fine as August or some chick that looks like somebody hit her in the face with a baseball bat? I mean really? Here is August's agent profile.... http://www.exoticstarmodels.com/casting/casting/girl_page.php?model_id=10 If you think I'm over exaggerating check out this pic and tell me you don't want this on your next box cover.... http://www.exoticstarmodels.com/casting/casting/girl_page.php?model_id=10&picID=2915 That pic makes my mouth water. I just want to lick it and I'm NOT talking about the lollipop. AC Cream [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 7:10AM One of my all-time hot-button favorites. Bring back the dark hair and start taking open-mouth facials (no more cum-dodging) and I would be totally and completely satisfied [Link] |
| kierkegaard Loose Cannon 185 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:17AM BTW, did you get those ass-less leather chaps I sent to you on Monday in the mail? I think I got the right size. Did you try them on, do they fit? Anyway, I need you ripe, ready, and wide-eyed with those on at 9:00 am Saturday morning, on the dot, if our commercial remake of Andy Warhol's Lonesome Cowboys will ultimately succeed or fail. Don't be nervous, you'll do fine. ICQ me if there are any problems. 17282310 edit for my icq # Edited by - kierkegaard on 10/13/2005 9:37:30 AM [Link] |
| PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:29AM Unfortunatly I'm not on the August bandwagon here, I don't think she's all that great of a "porn star". I will give you hot (*looking *) though. [Link] |
| tmd5 Member seika izumi 502 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 10:15AM [Link] |
| Bandit One Deactivated User No Place That Far 612 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 10:26AM [Link] |
| -Kelly- Senior Member 2517 Posts 5/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 12:46PM [Link] |
| popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 12:59PM
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| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 1:16PM I confess: I have only seen August in one scene that made me think twice about her, and that was in Ass Worship 6 . Jules probably got the most out of her as a performer. But she's usually someone whose scenes I FF through. The pix are pretty nice. And she does have a great ass. [Link] |
| pornologist Member 724 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 2:22PM "August is Back" who cares, she wasn't that great the first three or four times around. Her return is not like the return of Dana Vespoli or Tiffany Mynx. Also she has retired more than Jay Z and Michael Jordan. Reminds me of Obsession, looks only not performance. [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 2:40PM I DO NOT WANT August on my next box cover. Unless she is being restrained and her face is being completely glazed by all the man goo that she ducked, dodged or otherwise avoided over the years. This chick is the ultimate example of "there is no there, there." And for whomever asked, Jules Jordan has already shot her. One of his least memorable scenes. She's been back before, I think I'll turn the page. BSD P.S. - Someone mentioned Jasmine Byrne . Jasmine Byrne is better looking, (my opinion), than August , and is BY FAR, (no debate), a better porn actress than August .
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| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 3:20PM [Link] |
| popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 3:29PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 4:28PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 5:10PM What is her strongest scene, then? I'm clearly not an August Acolyte. [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 6:31PM That was her return only working with her b/f. She is now 100% ready to work with no issues. Reading is FUNdamental. AC Cream [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 6:37PM How did this turn into August vs. Jasmine!? I like them both. AC Cream [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 6:45PM AC Cream Edited by - AC Cream on 10/14/2005 1:42:15 AM [Link] |
| tmd5 Member seika izumi 502 Posts 6/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 7:14PM If you don't like her looks, then who cares? [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 7:40PM If A.C. Cream hadn't set the tone for things in his opening post, I'm certain that there wouldn't have been the responses that were received. If he likes August , and is glad that she's returned to performing, that is fine. Those that don't care for her, like me, are generally mature and secure enough to keep on going without comment. But here is what he said to open the thread: "...I mean really people. Who do you want to see on a cover? A female as fine as August or some chick that looks like somebody hit her in the face with a baseball bat? I mean really?..." "...If you think I'm over exaggerating check out this pic and tell me you don't want this on your next box cover..." Huh? What is that? His basically defying people to disagree with him, and challenging people to share his view or else they are somehow deficient, is what provoked the responses from people. This is probably less about August than it is about A.C. Cream, and the continuing troubles he has expressing himself, while at the same time relating to his fellow forum participants. This is nothing new and is something that he has been counseled on for years by the forum administrators. I know that I could have kept my thoughts about August to myself, but he asked for them. BSD Edited by - BSD on 10/13/2005 7:41:29 PM [Link] |
| popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 8:32PM [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 8:56PM August is beautiful to many people. My rhetorical questions were directed at producers, directors, and people into August. It's a shame that wasn't claer to you. AC Cream [Link] |
| Bandit One Deactivated User No Place That Far 612 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:09PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:12PM [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:23PM You're right. It's just me son, just me pickin' on you.* BSD * And every moderator, administator and many board participants that have been here for any appreciable length of time. Not to mention all the talent and industry people you've annoyed along the way. [Link] |
| BigBobxxx Senior Member 2681 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:27PM Her cum-dodging has always been a disappointment to me, but, every now and then, she'd do something that struck me as hot all over again. Krystal Steal is another imfamous cum-dodger. Yet, Jules Jordan nailed a couple great facials on her in the Flesh Hunter series. There's always hope. [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:40PM ALSO let me clear your "all the talent" comment. I've had issues with 3 talents. YEAH all those 3 in a year and a half. Also to clue you in. All 3 Stormy Daniels, Kami Andrews, & Katja Kassin I'm cool with now. So talk about what you know about. As far as other board members having conflicts with me. That's gonna happen. I'm not Mr. PC. I don't just go along with the majority because it's the easy way. How about we get back to August now? AC Cream [Link] |
| nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 10:24PM [Link] |
| bandwagon Member 58 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 11:08PM [Link] |
| Sheik Yerbouti Member a simple state of mind 16 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 11:41PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 12:23AM Again, old news. Btw, AC's comments towards BSD are totally unwarranted and uncalled for. BSD is an affable and most of all, intelligent and thoughtful contributor to this community. AC is the exact opposite. How many times will he be allowed to treat others this way before he's either dealt with (suspended or hopefully BANNED) or he drives the posters that are actually worth a damn away? Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 10/14/2005 12:29:37 AM [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 1:38AM AC Cream [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 1:44AM AC Cream [Link] |
| kierkegaard Loose Cannon 185 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 2:59AM "Who do you want to see on a cover? A female as fine as August or some chick that looks like somebody hit her in the face with a baseball bat?" Seriously A.C., is this a "rhetorical question" or just a really awful back-handed complement to ALL of the female talent on this board? Just think about your ENTIRE audience carefully before you post. +1 Crucifixio_Jones, I've enjoyed reading both your reviews and plenty of BSD posts in my short time here. [Link] |
| PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 9:37AM And for the record, speaking in terms of here and now, I can't think of any girl in the current business I wouldn't want to see on one. [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 10:28AM I apologize for my contribution into turning this thread into something it shouldn't have. I apologize for expressing my opinion on August's professional performance. The mods have consistently chided us about going easy on the negativity towards the talent, lest they be less inclined to participate here. And I apologize for pointing out the obvious in the incomplete maturation process that is A.C. Cream. Wasn't my place to do that, you guys can all read, and his history of bombast and excessive hyperbole is a matter of record. I'm sure he'll be in here with another last word, but I'm down the road on this one. BSD [Link] |
| traderhtc Member 199 Posts 6/02 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 1:53PM [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 3:01PM kierkegaard, look to the left under my name. 1200+ posts over a year and a half. As I said earlier in this thread over the time I've been here I've had 3 upset female talents and none of the 3 were upset from "really awful back handed compliments". They were upset by misunderstandings and differing opinions(ALL 3 I am cool with now to be clear). Being awful is not my style. I even find it tough responding harshly to people who follow me around throwing bombs. I find it hard because like you kierkegaard CJ has always been 1 of my favorite people on ADT and BSD and I agree on females very often. It's just when they get in a "you don't disagree with me" mood it means your in for trouble. AC Cream [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 3:12PM Your good man. I like both August and Jasmine, so I understand you. WOW!!!! What a g/g scene those 2 would make! AC Cream [Link] |
| Sheik Yerbouti Member a simple state of mind 16 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 6:07PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 6:56PM [Link] |
| tritone Deactivated User 1009 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 6:57PM Some highlights of that part of her career are: Bring Em' Young #7, Lex the Impaler #2, To Completion #3, and Raincoater's Point of View #1. Of course I was happy to see the Ass Worship #6 scene, but that ushered in an all-new "porn professional"-type August that sort of put me off a bit. The bubble but was still there though!!! [Link] |
| Sheik Yerbouti Member a simple state of mind 16 Posts 8/05 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 8:43PM [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 10:09PM AC Cream [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 10:35PM [Link] |
| XrickyromaX Member 449 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 2:01AM But this thread is lame as hell! [Link] |
| AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 2:36AM It was started with the best of intentions. I guess the only way to look at it on the bright side is.... Maybe all the non-sense will put August's name on the brain. AC Cream [Link] |
| M vanHouten Member 183 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 4:36AM I'm glad she still creates a buzz on this forum. [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 11:17AM Then I find it EXTREMELEY funny that we've managed to peacefully disagree with others over the years without incident. Show me a thread where either of us have started "trouble" because someone didn't share our opinion. I find it EXTREMELELY laughable that you actually believe that people would take the time and effort to follow YOU around a messageboard and post in threads that you seem to think they have no interest in other than the fact that YOU posted in it and try to somehow get under your skin and annoy YOU. Can you say sad and delusional? Do us all a huge favor, AC, and re-admit yourself to whatever mental health facility you managed to wander out of. I'm STILL trying to figure out what this is intended to improve. All it means to mean is that we've all had to suffer through 1200+ posts of your condescending, back-handed and rude inappropriateness for much longer than anyone should have to. Fill your bathtub with bleach and ammonia, AC, close the door and have a nice long nap.[Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 12:43PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 2:25PM [Link] |
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