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AC Cream
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5/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 6:33AM
Producers, Directors, ADTers, & Fans....

"The Hotness" has returned. When I say return I mean she is back 100% ready to do the damn thing. No more b/f hang ups. She seems to have a new blonde haired look, but she is still smoking hot like always.

So book her, shoot her, hype her, & buy her work.

I mean really people. Who do you want to see on a cover? A female as fine as August or some chick that looks like somebody hit her in the face with a baseball bat? I mean really?

Here is August's agent profile....

http://www.exoticstarmodels.com/casting/casting/girl_page.php?model_id=10

If you think I'm over exaggerating check out this pic and tell me you don't want this on your next box cover....

http://www.exoticstarmodels.com/casting/casting/girl_page.php?model_id=10&picID=2915

That pic makes my mouth water. I just want to lick it and I'm NOT talking about the lollipop.

AC Cream

BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 7:10AM
[Homer]August[/Homer]

One of my all-time hot-button favorites.

Bring back the dark hair and start taking open-mouth facials (no more cum-dodging) and I would be totally and completely satisfied

kierkegaard
Loose Cannon

185 Posts
8/05
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:17AM
Such as...

BTW, did you get those ass-less leather chaps I sent to you on Monday in the mail? I think I got the right size. Did you try them on, do they fit? Anyway, I need you ripe, ready, and wide-eyed with those on at 9:00 am Saturday morning, on the dot, if our commercial remake of Andy Warhol's Lonesome Cowboys will ultimately succeed or fail. Don't be nervous, you'll do fine.

ICQ me if there are any problems. 17282310

edit for my icq #

Edited by - kierkegaard on 10/13/2005 9:37:30 AM

PL
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1726 Posts
10/03
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:29AM
I have always seen a resemblence between her and Jasmine Byrne. I like Jasmine better though, nicer lips and a better perfromer in my book.

Unfortunatly I'm not on the August bandwagon here, I don't think she's all that great of a "porn star". I will give you hot (*looking *) though.

tmd5
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seika izumi
502 Posts
6/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 10:15AM
Praise jesus! Jules Jordan are you there? Can you all do us a favor? Pretty please?
 
Bandit One
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No Place That Far
612 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 10:26AM
August is awesome. I don't mind the change of hair color/style, but I wish she'd put a little weight on.
-Kelly-
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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 12:46PM
popdog
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865 Posts
5/05
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 12:59PM
I'd love to see her do some more stuff with Third Degree, and of course, Jules Jordan.


P.S. Does anyone know what her offical website is? There are 3 that I know of, gotaugust.com, insideaugust.com, and clubaugust.com. I have no idea which, if any, she is actually involved with.

Edited by - popdog on 10/13/2005 1:09:39 PM

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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 1:16PM
Did she get a nose job or something?
I confess: I have only seen August in one scene that made me think twice about her, and that was in Ass Worship 6 . Jules probably got the most out of her as a performer. But she's usually someone whose scenes I FF through. The pix are pretty nice. And she does have a great ass.

pornologist
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12/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 2:22PM
I agree with what PL said.

"August is Back" who cares, she wasn't that great the first three or four times around. Her return is not like the return of Dana Vespoli or Tiffany Mynx.

Also she has retired more than Jay Z and Michael Jordan.

Reminds me of Obsession, looks only not performance.

BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 2:40PM
Okay, I'll tell you.

I DO NOT WANT August on my next box cover.

Unless she is being restrained and her face is being completely glazed by all the man goo that she ducked, dodged or otherwise avoided over the years.

This chick is the ultimate example of "there is no there, there." And for whomever asked, Jules Jordan has already shot her. One of his least memorable scenes.

She's been back before, I think I'll turn the page.

BSD

P.S. -

Someone mentioned Jasmine Byrne .

Jasmine Byrne is better looking, (my opinion), than August , and is BY FAR, (no debate), a better porn actress than August .


Edited by - BSD on 10/13/2005 3:06:26 PM

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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 3:20PM
Hey, I really did like the Jules scene. He maximized the potential. I think Jasmine is on a whole other level, mostly because she manages to project some personality even when swamped in the gnarliest RLD wall-to-wall man ass. I mean, that's worth the Nobel Prize.
popdog
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5/05
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 3:29PM
Jules has shot August many times, even going back to his days with Rosebud. Her scene in Ass Worship 6 wasn't one of her strongest.
Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 4:28PM
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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 5:10PM
Fuck do I know?
What is her strongest scene, then? I'm clearly not an August Acolyte.
 
AC Cream
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5/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 6:31PM
Just FYI,

That was her return only working with her b/f.

She is now 100% ready to work with no issues.

Reading is FUNdamental.

AC Cream

AC Cream
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5/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 6:37PM
ALSO,

How did this turn into August vs. Jasmine!?

I like them both.

AC Cream

AC Cream
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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 6:45PM
Well, I didn't really expect you to be excited about August returning.

AC Cream

Edited by - AC Cream on 10/14/2005 1:42:15 AM

tmd5
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seika izumi
502 Posts
6/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 7:14PM
What's with all this negative crap? Nobody is saying here that august is the best porn star in the world. Be a little nicer, gheesh.

If you don't like her looks, then who cares?

BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 7:40PM
TMD -

If A.C. Cream hadn't set the tone for things in his opening post, I'm certain that there wouldn't have been the responses that were received.

If he likes August , and is glad that she's returned to performing, that is fine. Those that don't care for her, like me, are generally mature and secure enough to keep on going without comment.

But here is what he said to open the thread:

"...I mean really people. Who do you want to see on a cover? A female as fine as August or some chick that looks like somebody hit her in the face with a baseball bat? I mean really?..."

"...If you think I'm over exaggerating check out this pic and tell me you don't want this on your next box cover..."

Huh? What is that?

His basically defying people to disagree with him, and challenging people to share his view or else they are somehow deficient, is what provoked the responses from people.

This is probably less about August than it is about A.C. Cream, and the continuing troubles he has expressing himself, while at the same time relating to his fellow forum participants. This is nothing new and is something that he has been counseled on for years by the forum administrators.

I know that I could have kept my thoughts about August to myself, but he asked for them.

BSD

Edited by - BSD on 10/13/2005 7:41:29 PM

popdog
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865 Posts
5/05
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 8:32PM
Not that it was a bad scene, she just didn't seem that into it to me. I think it happens a lot when they push for girls to do stuff they normally don't do, anal, dps, etc.
AC Cream
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1066 Posts
5/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 8:56PM
Clearly you have no concept of rhetorical questions(look it up). You yet again found a post to yap about me, but if that's what you feel you need to do feel free. It's clear to most reasonable people that you(and your bomb throwing buddies) follow me around and post non-sense. Keep it up. Doesn't affect me much at all.

August is beautiful to many people. My rhetorical questions were directed at producers, directors, and people into August. It's a shame that wasn't claer to you.

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Bandit One
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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:09PM
How righteous of you.
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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:12PM
Yeah. Well, I don't find her very interesting as a porn star. I thought she looked suddenly appealing in front of Jules camera, and she had never appealed to me before. I'm sure in real life she's stunning. Just never on my radar.

BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:23PM
A.C. Cream -

You're right.

It's just me son, just me pickin' on you.*

BSD

* And every moderator, administator and many board participants that have been here for any appreciable length of time.

Not to mention all the talent and industry people you've annoyed along the way.

 
BigBobxxx
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2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:27PM
From the moment August looked over her shoulder and rolled her eyes at me in The Voyeur #21, I was smitten instantly and permanently.

Her cum-dodging has always been a disappointment to me, but, every now and then, she'd do something that struck me as hot all over again.

Krystal Steal is another imfamous cum-dodger. Yet, Jules Jordan nailed a couple great facials on her in the Flesh Hunter series.

There's always hope.
August has tremendous appeal to me. The thought that she is now back "w/o BF issues" and just might start taking the facials I've always wanted to see could be my next dream cum true.

AC Cream
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5/04
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 9:40PM
Moderators and Administrators do that type of stuff on a regular basis, not just with me.

ALSO let me clear your "all the talent" comment. I've had issues with 3 talents. YEAH all those 3 in a year and a half. Also to clue you in. All 3 Stormy Daniels, Kami Andrews, & Katja Kassin I'm cool with now. So talk about what you know about.

As far as other board members having conflicts with me. That's gonna happen. I'm not Mr. PC. I don't just go along with the majority because it's the easy way.

How about we get back to August now?

AC Cream

nietzsche
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Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 10:24PM
No swallowing though.
bandwagon
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4/03
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 11:08PM
Glad to hear she is back. I've always admired her body. I wish she would stick with black hair though. Don't think blonde looks right on her.
Sheik Yerbouti
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8/05
Posted - Oct 13 2005 : 11:41PM
this is great news august is awesome.
Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 12:23AM
Actually, TSCFan317's post says, "...And there is no mention of her being b/g exclusive to Durden (her b/f) or any mention of him whatsoever" ...so um...yeah, reading is...you should try it.

Again, old news.

Btw, AC's comments towards BSD are totally unwarranted and uncalled for. BSD is an affable and most of all, intelligent and thoughtful contributor to this community. AC is the exact opposite. How many times will he be allowed to treat others this way before he's either dealt with (suspended or hopefully BANNED) or he drives the posters that are actually worth a damn away?

Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 10/14/2005 12:29:37 AM

AC Cream
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 1:38AM
According to you. Anybody that scrolls up can see he made personal comments about me 1st, but I'm not crying about it.
I'm not driving any worth while posters away. I didn't treat any worth while poster poorly in this thread.

AC Cream

AC Cream
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 1:44AM
I can't wait to see more of August.

AC Cream

kierkegaard
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185 Posts
8/05
Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 2:59AM
I'd like to see more of August and I'd also like to see more of Jasmine Byrne, but still have a problem with...

"Who do you want to see on a cover? A female as fine as August or some chick that looks like somebody hit her in the face with a baseball bat?"

Seriously A.C., is this a "rhetorical question" or just a really awful back-handed complement to ALL of the female talent on this board? Just think about your ENTIRE audience carefully before you post.

+1 Crucifixio_Jones, I've enjoyed reading both your reviews and plenty of BSD posts in my short time here.

PL
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10/03
Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 9:37AM
P.S. My goal was not to make this a Jasmine vs. August. I was merely stating August reminds me of Jasmine. Jasmine is more of a performer in my book, so I was stating my preference. I shouldn't have done that. I apologize.

And for the record, speaking in terms of here and now, I can't think of any girl in the current business I wouldn't want to see on one.

 
BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 10:28AM
Friends -

I apologize for my contribution into turning this thread into something it shouldn't have.

I apologize for expressing my opinion on August's professional performance. The mods have consistently chided us about going easy on the negativity towards the talent, lest they be less inclined to participate here.

And I apologize for pointing out the obvious in the incomplete maturation process that is A.C. Cream. Wasn't my place to do that, you guys can all read, and his history of bombast and excessive hyperbole is a matter of record.

I'm sure he'll be in here with another last word, but I'm down the road on this one.

BSD

traderhtc
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199 Posts
6/02
Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 1:53PM
Same here. I don't understand why gorgeous raven-haired beauties insist on going blonde. Some porn stars can pull it off, but it really looks weird for ethnic actresses. Roxy Jezel and August are so beautiful, but seem to be trying to fit the cookie-cutter mold of what they think audiences want them to be.
Frankly, I took this as a rhetorical question and wouldn't have been insulted as a porn star. However, if the rhetorical answer was "August or ugly hag [insert name] who has been getting all the covers lately", it would have been a completely different case. That would have been a direct insult, rather than a commentary on August's beauty.
IMHO, it would have to be the Lex the Impaler scene she did. A close second and third would be Raincoater's POV and Once You Go Black in either order. Both these scenes were early in her career when she was very fresh. I think part of the appeal is the slight degree of unease that she had phucking in front of the camera.
AC Cream
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 3:01PM
traderhtc, Thank you for understanding my rhetorical questions.

kierkegaard, look to the left under my name. 1200+ posts over a year and a half. As I said earlier in this thread over the time I've been here I've had 3 upset female talents and none of the 3 were upset from "really awful back handed compliments". They were upset by misunderstandings and differing opinions(ALL 3 I am cool with now to be clear). Being awful is not my style. I even find it tough responding harshly to people who follow me around throwing bombs. I find it hard because like you kierkegaard CJ has always been 1 of my favorite people on ADT and BSD and I agree on females very often. It's just when they get in a "you don't disagree with me" mood it means your in for trouble.

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AC Cream
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 3:12PM
PL,

Your good man. I like both August and Jasmine, so I understand you. WOW!!!! What a g/g scene those 2 would make!

AC Cream

Sheik Yerbouti
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8/05
Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 6:07PM
you should bring that up to them. it would be so cool if you could pull it off.
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 6:56PM
I imagine AC is deep in negotiations with them now, brokering the merger of porno superpowers.
tritone
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 6:57PM
I like the early August. The one who was plump in just the right places and had that warm, gorgeous smile.

Some highlights of that part of her career are: Bring Em' Young #7, Lex the Impaler #2, To Completion #3, and Raincoater's Point of View #1.

Of course I was happy to see the Ass Worship #6 scene, but that ushered in an all-new "porn professional"-type August that sort of put me off a bit. The bubble but was still there though!!!

Sheik Yerbouti
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 8:43PM
i'm new here (been just reading for a while) and really have only been watching porn for a little while now so please don't think i'm trying to start anything. i just think if he knows one or both of them he could mention it. it would be so hot, don't you think?
AC Cream
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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 10:09PM
I will see if I can make it happen.

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Posted - Oct 14 2005 : 10:35PM
Well, you could try to get Amy Grant to pay you a visit with her "Three Wishes" show. That would make an interesting episode.
XrickyromaX
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Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 2:01AM
Damn, man. I really like August, I got a bunch of her stuff, and I'm glad she's back in the biz gung ho.

But this thread is lame as hell!

AC Cream
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Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 2:36AM
Sorry xrickyromax,

It was started with the best of intentions. I guess the only way to look at it on the bright side is.... Maybe all the non-sense will put August's name on the brain.

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M vanHouten
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3/04
Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 4:36AM
August is one of my favourite performers.

I'm glad she still creates a buzz on this forum.

Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 11:17AM
This is a joke, right? So, it's me and BSD's fault now. You're completely blameless? You believe we and others "follow you around" and flame you because we're in some sort of pissy "mood" and that you're only unpopular because you "don't go along with the majority"?

Then I find it EXTREMELEY funny that we've managed to peacefully disagree with others over the years without incident. Show me a thread where either of us have started "trouble" because someone didn't share our opinion.

I find it EXTREMELELY laughable that you actually believe that people would take the time and effort to follow YOU around a messageboard and post in threads that you seem to think they have no interest in other than the fact that YOU posted in it and try to somehow get under your skin and annoy YOU. Can you say sad and delusional?

Do us all a huge favor, AC, and re-admit yourself to whatever mental health facility you managed to wander out of.

I'm STILL trying to figure out what this is intended to improve. All it means to mean is that we've all had to suffer through 1200+ posts of your condescending, back-handed and rude inappropriateness for much longer than anyone should have to. Fill your bathtub with bleach and ammonia, AC, close the door and have a nice long nap.
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Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 12:43PM
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - Oct 15 2005 : 2:25PM
I apologize. I was harsh. Sorry everyone.
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