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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Dec 6 1999 : 9:45AM
This is too funny:
[url=467674]http://www.avn.com/html/avn/news/nws/mandate.html
A couple snippets for those uninspired to click on the link:
Guys Naked From The Ankles Up
All right, folks, here's a little reality check: we're in an image-driven business, right? How fuckin' ludicrous do you guys think you look, standing there with nothing but your socks on? You can whine all you like that your feet get dirty, or cold, but that's why warm water was invented. We'd rather see dirty soles than some dork wearing nothin' but his gym socks. Shoes and socks are, of course, infinitely worse.
Ridiculous Pube Trims
Girls, girls! What is with the pubic hair? Either shave it all off, or leave it alone. Trimming is fine, but these little Hitler mustaches gracing some of our most beautiful pudendæ have absolutely got to go!
Vlad
Member

50 Posts
11/99
Posted - Dec 6 1999 : 6:29PM
I agree. All they are doing is making the guys look stupid and the girls look twelve.
spayne
Member

8 Posts
11/99
Posted - Dec 6 1999 : 11:41PM
Yes! Excellent link! I'm happy to see that AVN concurs with me on several points such as that whole spitting/drooling thing. What's up with that? Sure, lube is nice- but isn't AstroGlide or the brand of choice better? Get the economy size with handy pump dispenser and you're good to go.
And the cum bubbles... I don't even have the words to describe the emotions that I feel when I see a girl blowing bubbles. Definitely not a turn on though!
I was certainly surprised by a few- and enjoyed them all! Hitler mustaches! *laugh*



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