LOL - "Buttworx"... Never saw it, but the title was bad! I was browsing through JJ's catalog last night. I come to conclusion that his best videos were distributed by Rosebud. He made great titles when he was at Evil Angel. But I never saw anything he did after "Ass Worship 7" (though something tells me his Lex The Impaler series is still strong).
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Nov 14 2010 : 9:19PM
Some of JJ's stuff is good, Ass Worship 11 and Invasion 4 have some very good scenes in them and the recent Ass Stretchers (terrible title again) has some great performances from Kristina Rose and Annette Schwarz in it, but his company has some of the worst titles for their videos in porn. The combination of cheesy puns and unappealing word choice is pratically unmatched: Bottom Feeders, Ass Stretchers, Pump My Ass Full of Cum, Sperm Receptacles, Teenage Spermaholics, Anal Cavity Search (yummy?), Anal Prostitutes, Art of the Cum Fart, Elastic Assholes, In Anal Sluts We Trust (that one doesn't even make sense), Semen Slippers, Tunnel Butts (WTF?) and the topper: BREAST MEAT! (how appealing). I know some people like their porn to be 'nasty and dirty' but these titles sound like they were thought of by a sniggering 12-year-old.
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mikesalami Deactivated User
1505 Posts 7/10
Posted - Nov 14 2010 : 11:56PM
Not trying to argue or anything, but why do you care about the titles? The title is the furthest thing from my mind when I'm watching a scene, lol.
I still remember those movies Brian Pumper shot for Cesar Video in NYC before he came to LA. Those were wild. Those underground black stripper parties.
I remember when those videos first came out and Lexington Steele was in them. I used to have those movies on videotape. I never noticed Pumper until I found some of those movies in the video store on DVD and brought some of them. I was watching it and thought "Pumper was in those movies too." Pumper was even doing his butt sniffing antics back then. In a black stripper party nonetheless.
I wonder where Pumper finds these babes for his movies? Lot of the girls that appeared in Phattys Rhymes & Dimes series have not appeared in any other movies at all.
Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03
Posted - Dec 5 2010 : 1:27PM
^ Maybe it's the Ron Jeremy effect. Girl fucks him in her first scene and decides that porn isn't what she thought it was going to be, and can't leave town fast enough.
lol, perhaps it's because i'm not a rap music fan and therefore I have no concept of quality, but I kind of like Pumper's goofy little raps, they are good for a chuckle anyway. I know he's a dork, but I enjoy his movies for being a little more silly and lighthearted. I've always found his flicks to be a nice break from the overly hardcore, the overly softcore, and the overly generic. He's just got a fun vibe about his movies, and I can appreciate that.
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - May 5 2011 : 1:11PM
It seems like producing skillfully masked compilations is the only thing going on lately at the Freaky Empire.
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Kaminsky Deactivated User
272 Posts 4/11
Posted - May 6 2011 : 6:04AM
Brian Pumper is scum. He forged a STD test AVN link Why hasn't he been blackballed out of the industry. But then I guess ethics are too much to expect from this business
That's what it looks like from Black Pussy Leaking Cum. First release I've checked out from Freaky Empire and it definitely made a first impression... "I do not as a rule seek advice about food from thin people..." - Jeffrey Steingarten
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - May 6 2011 : 10:19AM
"Stretched Ass" and "Black Pussy Leaking Cum" I viewed and reasearched and are both compilations. On the covers, the casting could have been current and all of the thumbnail shots were completely penetration or genital closeups so one could not check for familiar scene detail or pairings. Also, he omitted the running time of the feature instead of using to attract comp buyers. He has had a few releases since which also seem like compilations, but I am not wasting my time to find out. I guess he ran out of Lea Lexus and Kristina Rose scenes which each lady probably shot with him on only one occasion. I have been duped before by other companies and it is all dishonest IMO. There are certain keywords that can be used to indicate previoulsy released material.
Black Pussy Leaking Cum had the running time listed, but with a roughly 3 hour running time it didn't look like any indication of it being a comp. Checking stores in the price search that list genres there wasn't a single one that listed it as a comp either. "I do not as a rule seek advice about food from thin people..." - Jeffrey Steingarten
I'm going to review PHAT ROUND SPANISH BUTTS (2011) from the ADT screener list. Ummm, scenes 1 and 2 from this new release are actually scenes 2 and 3 from JUICY LATIN COOCHIE (2008) that I've already reviewed. So, since I haven't seen the other scenes on the "new" disc, I'll review those and note that this Freaky Empire DVD is likely a comp. No indication on the DVD that it's a comp. Thanks for the heads up, Astro---TB
The coming release from Freaky Empire has probably one of the worst titles ever Sweaty College Girl Butt Stinky Panties and I bet is a lot ass and panty sniffing.
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bluv18 Deactivated User
1148 Posts 8/09
Posted - May 8 2011 : 4:29AM
Freaky Moms cast: Phyllisha Anne, Brittany Blaze, Lisa DeMarco, Payton Leigh, Kelly Leigh, Brian Pumper.
Gravity as Curved Space: Bootymeister's Theory of General Relativity 1589 Posts 11/08
Posted - May 8 2011 : 9:47AM
^ That looks very interesting with Lisa DeMarco and Kelly Leigh. However, I will have to check it out carefully to avoid taking home a compilation. BP usually delivers high picture quality and does not overstuff a disc with 3+ hours of lower quality content. The indication of 2 discs is a good sign.
Sad to see frustrated rapper Brian Pumper evolve into this phase. He was good for a while but now hes really starting to suck. Stupid themes with even worse titles. Becoming just another black 'yes man' like all the others. Will definitely not be viewing these latest middle aged offerings.