What's up, people? I haven't been on here in a long-ass time. I know many people dislike Brian Pumper and people were shocked to learn that Evil Angel signed him. Some of these same people saw "Juicy Latin Coochie" and ended up liking it a lot! I've been watching some of his trailers and they are a trip! Of all of the trailers, "The Ass Spread" looks like it might be a masterpiece. Has anyone seen it? If so, tell me about it. Review anyone?
P.S. I just saw screenshots for the first "Gapeman", read the review and it seems so fucking spontaneous. WCP discontinued it, so I assume Evil Angel will re-issue it soon, am I right [Tricia D.]?
I just bought the DVD today without even seeing it. Saw the trailer, it looks like it's gonna be so damn hard and brilliant. Now, Brian Pumper strikes me as another Santino Lee (the mastermind behind the "Waxxxin' Phat Asses" series). Many people don't care for him but I am willing to check him out, see his style and see what he's all about. As of now, he is the only black director at Evil Angel and I'm willing to support him as a businessman. You have to admit, he's funny as fuck! "Black Butthole Stretchers" looks hard and awesome, as well. I'll check that one out, too! Watch out for my review for "The Ass Spread". It just has everything I adore. Sexy chicks, interracial sex and explicit, spread booty!
I get to check out Pumper's stuff quite a bit when I cross paths with him at the editing facility in Hollywood and he really puts a lot of effort into his movies. Some of you don't like him but the guy really is into it and goes the extra mile to provide an good product. The other week I saw this Latina movie that he had and I told him he needs to get me a copy of that one for my personal collection pronto por favor. The Ass Spread is a funny as hell title and trust me when I tell you that is exactly what is going on in that movie as Pumper loves the ass. The guy also takes his rapping quite seriously and puts a lot of time making those videos so give him a try and check him out especially if you like hip-hop and girls. Hey not every movie or director is for everybody (I know that better than most) but I think it is a good match with Evil distributing. Plus his girlfriend plays Vanessa in our next parody Not the Cosby Show XXX and she is really cute and a very nice girl. That's worth some points right there.
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Posted - Feb 24 2009 : 3:20AM
I didn't dig The Ass Spread too much but that's my own fault. I picked it up more for the girls but, duh, all the ass spreading turned me off. I'm more of a butt cheek man than an anus freak, not enough jiggling flesh for me.
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tritone Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 24 2009 : 1:13PM
I've been very impressed with Pumper's work. I started with Aurora Jolie's: Cum in my Booty, and continued with the Gapeman series. The man has the pervert's eye and knows how to shoot tease & anal sex. I'd like to see him do an anal-focused IR POV flick similar to what Everhard does. Edited by - tritone on 2/24/2009 1:13:47 PM
Gapeman #1 has such a brilliant ass cast. Annette Schwarz, Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole AND DANA DEARMOND???!!! I have to see it ASA-f*cking-P! But... I have heard one bad note on it. Someone here at ADT says Brian only fucks a woman for 10 seconds, before pulling out, showing nasty anal gapes. I've always hated anal gapes, but love the female cast AND ass obsession. So, I'll have to see that one. Still waiting for "The Ass Spread" to get here, so I can watch it and review it. Then, "Black Butthole Stretchers" should be next. I love the rap song for "Black Butthole Stretchers". I can see myself playing that in my car on blast!
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tritone Deactivated User
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Posted - Feb 24 2009 : 7:49PM
^ Well let me say unequivocally that if you can't stand gapes, then Gapeman is not the movie for you. There is also plenty of hot anal sex as well but as the previous review stated, it is interrupted frequently to show a freshly-fucked gape. If you have a place to rent movies, I would rent it first to see if your love of the cast can overcome the rampant gaping. Personally, my interest in gapes is mixed. I love big wide open holes, but I don't necessarily always want to see deep into a wrinkled-up colon. Some girls have prettier gapes than others. (I love Adrianna Nicole's and Britney Steven's gapes). [mod edit: removed quote] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 2/24/2009 11:16:27 PM
^ Thanks a lot for the info. I still may check it out, only for the cast. Anytime there's a flick with Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Adrianna Nicole AND Annette Schwarz? I have to check it out, especially if it's one from Evil Angel! I love beautiful ladies, butts & asses, but gapes? ehh... Thanks, though! Long Noel [mod edit: removed quote] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 2/24/2009 11:16:41 PM
Just got it in the mail yesterday. Submitted my review. I loved every bit of it. I gave it a 99%. Like Mami Culo Grande 5 and any other flick I rated over 97%, this video is vital. I urge everyone to see it and buy it, even if you're not a fan of Brian Pumper!
7 more reviews to go and I'm through with pornography. 110 reviews? That's TOO much!
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