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| mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08 |  Posted - May 30 2010 : 9:10AMIn my opinion, if I were a female and wanted to be in porn, the very first thing I do is come up with an original name. I want to have a name that has never been used, almost the way horses are required to have. I want to stand out in a search engine and in fans and producers minds. So, look at this: http://www.strongthread.com/talents/ Not sure what this link will look at when you click it, but right now there are 2 girls in the top row with the worst names ever. "Torrey Pines" is there and she even copied the spelling of the popular golf course!? Couldn't go with Tori, Tory, etc... How does Foxxx allow that? Then, right next door is "Dallas". Really!?!?! Dallas???? Not only was there already a "Dallas" in the 90's (she was hot!), but there was also Dallas D'Amour among others. Not to mention the "Debbie Does Dallas" hit on any "Dallas + porn" search. Oh, and then there is the city!!! Why does LADM let her go public with that name? Seriously, who runs these places? Shouldn't someone sit these cute little sluts down and say "look, I know you are willing to swallow loads and take it in the ass by multiple black guys, but don't you want fans to be able to find and identify you?" Ok, small, insignificant rant is over. Speaking of rants, will the search feature ever be fixed here? [Link] |
| posthum Member 349 Posts 12/09 | Posted - May 30 2010 : 9:41AM [Link] |
| Mojo Deactivated User 1223 Posts 9/03 | Posted - May 30 2010 : 10:11AM [Link] |
| mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08 | Posted - May 31 2010 : 5:51AM [Link] |
| Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09 | Posted - May 31 2010 : 1:34PM [Link] |
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| mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 5:53AM This one takes the cake: Naughty Girl? Her agency allowed this? Yeah, she'll be easy to find.... [Link] |
| bigfoot Senior Member 1294 Posts 7/06 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 9:58AM Enough already. I'm bored  Time to create a different name genre.Edited by - bigfoot on 8/18/2010 10:00:21 AM [Link] |
| jizzyjay Member 914 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 12:04PM [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 12:39PM [Link] |
| Kelli Member NaughtyNews.Network 220 Posts 8/08 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 12:45PM Seriously how many Tiffany Taylor's do we need in this world? And you know what else I hate seeing? Porn stars who name themselves off of celebrities or their spawns. It really hurts their marketing efforts but whatever. I'll rant on about it in my book. LOL [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 1:14PM Anything that's hard to pronounce/spell is a bad porn name. Names that sound like the names of people you know are good porn names because they stand out to people who are looking for something different and almost all of the girls in porn use very similar sounding names. [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 1:16PM [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 1:17PM Next is the studio that listed Gianna as Gianna Michaels on a video. That was not her choice of name, but search engines took hold of that and made it her name. I don't mind one-word names. Mine is one word. But when choosing a one-word name, please try to make it somewhat original. I was searching for one named Alexa a while ago. How many women in porn are named Alexa? Approximately all of them. Alexis, Elexis, Lexis, Lexi, etc., plus all the Alexandras. I wonder when will porn reach the point of using ID numbers instead of names. Edited by - charn on 8/18/2010 1:27:51 PM [Link] |
| Helmuth Richler Member 49 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 2:56PM In Jenna Jameson's book she perceptively points out the importance of the name as the model's personal brand and advises aspiring women to pick 'something classy like a Julia Ann' rather than something risibly facile. [Link] |
| mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 5:23PM For example, Monica Sweetheart. Sounds like a porn name, but its simple, memorable, and unused, plus its tough to misspell. I think its great. One of my fave newbies is Brooke Van Buuren. Sadly, I have seen more spellings of her name than she has features. That name is a mess. If I was an aspiring young cum dumpster, the first thing I do is try to find a simple name that doesn't exist at MySpace. If myspace.com/ isn't available, then that name is eliminated. It doesn't need to sound pornish, just unique and memorable. [Link] |
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| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 5:43PM Worst porn name of all time has to be Stryc-9. There recently was one up on a model site that was almost as bad, but I can't find it now. A good porn name is easily spelled and remembered; not easily confused with anyone else in porn or anyone else who has more than a couple of hits on Google; doesn't have a city or state as part of it; doesn't end in i, ie, ey, ee, or y; contains a first name and a surname; and uses double letters only when standard usage would suggest they're appropriate. You should want every moron on the planet to be able to spell it and associate it with you - from the couldn't-spell-cat-if-you-spotted-him-the-c-and-the-a guy writing the box copy and press releases to the one feverishly searching Google for another glimpse of you. Although it violates one of the rules above, I don't think I've ever seen Inari Vachs's name misspelled. [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 6:21PM [Link] |
| ADT44 Member 876 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 7:07PM I also don't like the fact 'bout them coipycat names of celebrities. If It were my choice I would prefer that every female star just used their own given name. ór just their own given front name. ór just a regular made up front name. ór a regular front and last made up artist name. JUST A NORMAL ALIAS! Nothin' more and nothin' less. [Link] |
| coveryisadick Member 195 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 7:44PM [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Aug 18 2010 : 9:58PM [Link] |
| Helmuth Richler Member 49 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 3:30PM [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 4:04PM [Link] |
| Pete Zaface Senior Member 3064 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 4:32PM [Link] |
Jonny Jay  Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 4:35PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 5:16PM [Link] |
| the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 5:20PM [Link] |
| torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 5:47PM [Link] |
| Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 6:41PM And although the Europeans are the worst about this, there are plenty of examples of Americans who do pretty much the same thing. [Link] |
| Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 6:46PM :) Tobi Pacific actually admitted to doing this. But you know I like her name - it is sort of unique. So maybe that is a good technique. [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 6:49PM [Link] |
| charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Aug 19 2010 : 6:59PM [Link] |
| mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Aug 20 2010 : 5:55AM Oddly, if I used my 2nd dog's name and my first street, my name would be Tiger Woods. lol [Link] |
| mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Oct 5 2010 : 11:20PM http://www.strongthread.com/talent/Friday/129/ Friday??? Really? [Link] |
| the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Oct 6 2010 : 8:45AM [Link] |
| AvyRox Member 775 Posts 2/08 | Posted - Oct 6 2010 : 10:16AM As an aside, and unrelated to this, there was a guy in my neighborhood when I was growing that had the misfortune of having his parents brand him with the name of Harry Dick. He had an older brother that was named Mike and he was teased enough because of his last name. I don't know what his parents were thinking!! [Link] |
| mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Oct 6 2010 : 3:50PM But for some newbie to call herself "Friday" ??? Does she want to be seen or not? These talent agencies need to control these girls. If MySpace returns more than 5, don't do it. If you ask 3 people to spell it and 2 get it wrong, don't do it. The name means nothing, unless you can't spell it or google it without getting overloaded with meaningless crap. Friday.... [Link] |
| Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Oct 6 2010 : 4:05PM Overused names like Lexi, I'm going to add Adrianna to the list. IAFD lists 27, ten of which don't have last names. And speaking of overused first names without last names. I used to have problems with both Brooklyn and Bailey. IAFD lists 20 Brooklyns, six of which don't have last names. There are also 37 Baileys, eight of which don't have last names. However, I stopped worrying about it because I seem to like every girl named Brooklyn or Bailey. I also stopped worrying about the EuroBabes who don't use last names. It seems like they are all hot anyway so it may be difficult to become a fan of one girl in particular but I can still be a fan of the whole continent. A Brooklyn and a Bailey. [Link] |
| Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Oct 6 2010 : 4:07PM Bailey  [Link] |
| TheDreamPolice Deactivated User 170 Posts 2/10 | Posted - Oct 6 2010 : 4:26PM not to mention every eurogirl has about 10 other names she has been known by.....and those to are a single name. [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Oct 6 2010 : 10:10PM Your point about her name being kinda dumb may still be valid, but with ten years and nearly 200 vids under her belt, it's probably not a good idea to change it now. [Link] |
| mikebarrx Deactivated User 256 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Oct 7 2010 : 1:35PM [Link] |
| screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10 | Posted - Oct 7 2010 : 8:24PM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Oct 8 2010 : 3:22AM 2. I don't see what's so bad about it. It could be a lot worse. 3. Edit - I just looked her up on Free Wons and apparently she's had a boob job. Edited by - randomprecision on 10/8/2010 3:25:14 AM [Link] |
| Lord Lucifer Deactivated User Sins of the flesh 1378 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Oct 9 2010 : 1:09AM Then someone brought up, "Well I've seen 'Smith, Smythe, Smythe' and also 'Jonson, Johnson, Johnstone, Johansson, Johanson.'" So it's pretty much impossible to find a name that you can't misspell.  Audrey Bitoni's #1 Fan[Link] |
| Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Oct 9 2010 : 9:19AM When they were evacuating New Orleans there is this guy calling out names of people to board a bus. He read someone's name, "Shithead? Is this a joke? Shithead Jones?" Then a very irate woman came up and huffily told him, "It's pronounced Sh' theed." [Link] |
| cm37564 Senior Member 1105 Posts 9/05 | Posted - Oct 9 2010 : 5:44PM boy names one word names Edited by - cm37564 on 10/9/2010 5:46:14 PM [Link] |
| Limpy Member I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a blowjob today. 46 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Oct 9 2010 : 6:20PM Extremely Yours, Stryc-9 [Link] |
| SxDoctor Member 103 Posts 10/06 | Posted - Oct 11 2010 : 5:52PM For comparison, roller derby is an activity in which females perform under stage names. Volunteers maintain a database of names. [Link] |
| gato Member 193 Posts 3/05 | Posted - Oct 12 2010 : 12:52AM [Link] |
| alfan Member Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!! 443 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Oct 12 2010 : 10:47AM [Link] |
| the unknown pervert Deactivated User I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Oct 12 2010 : 5:55PM [Link] |
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