Featured New Release
Box cover for Teen Bush 10
Teen Bush 10
Studio: Team Skeet
Release date: 7/31/2026


all new releases
All Forums > Sex Talk > Sex Talk Forum Page 57 > Bad Wife, No Donut
AuthorPost
-lunacy-
Senior Member

1081 Posts
4/00
Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 9:03PM
Ahhh, Anal.

So we were watching Ultimate Guide to Anal 2 and of course I get inspired (otherwise known as a bug up your ass) and say "Hey! Let's go..." and so we do.

One thing leads to another and Mr. Penis arrives at Ms. Spinchter. Mr. Penis opens the door and Ms. Spinter cries "UNCLE!"

Damn! I was so looking forward to that.

It's been awile and we're out of practice but boy do I feel bad. I was the untimate tease...

DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 9:18PM
Luna

Bad Wife? Nah.

Out of practice as you said.

Better luck next time.

DenverDon

Heaven
Member

363 Posts
12/01
Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 11:31PM
I know it can really hurt if you're out of practice. But that doesn't make you a bad wife. Better luck next time.
tricia_devereaux
Evil Angel DVD

Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous?
4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Nov 17 2002 : 12:48AM
practice makes perfect. Just make the practice part fun!
Gator
Member

58 Posts
2/01
Posted - Nov 17 2002 : 9:14AM
Ummm...I don't get it.
 
Bill All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Nov 17 2002 : 1:41PM
I'm sorry to hear that.
Chillin
Member

San Diego
208 Posts
9/01
Posted - Nov 18 2002 : 2:08AM
Maybe that's a good thing...your sphincter might be crying "UNCLE!" too if you did.

Chillin..

SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 18 2002 : 5:58AM
Gator isn't the only one!! I don't get it either??? Whats all this about Uncle???

As for botty ballistics, just take your time and go with the flow!!

As everyone else has said, better luck next time!!

SQUID

Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Nov 18 2002 : 5:42PM
Don't you hate it when your mind says GO and your body says STOP? Ah well, I'm sure you had a nice consolation prize for 'Mr. Penis' Luna.
-lunacy-
Senior Member

1081 Posts
4/00
Posted - Nov 18 2002 : 7:10PM
Squid & Gator-
Crying Uncle, to give up .

ie: You are in an arm wrestling contest and your arm is about to break, you would say "Uncle!".

In other words, it hurt like a mother and I said "Oh! Stop, stop stop!"

Hardware-
Oh yes. We never leave our bed unhappy or unfinished.

Chillin
Member

San Diego
208 Posts
9/01
Posted - Nov 18 2002 : 10:38PM
isn't it funny that you actually had to explain that???

those euros...just don't understand american slang..

Chillin..

SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Nov 19 2002 : 6:42AM
Thanks Luna!!

Now, this particular Euro ADT'er is better equipped to talk to the likes of Chillin!!

SQUID




Jump To: